I thought the director wasn't qualified to direct a movie. His first attempt was terrible and the finale was unwatchable,


I was pretty sad to see this end up on IMDB. The only reasonable take that could be made for this was that Alanis Morissette was pissed that people would pick a bad date to celebrate a former flame.


While Valentine's Day is a good time, this movie is a horrible experience.


I actually agree with the gist of what she's saying here but there's so many fun and interesting things that seem disconnected from the movie at hand.


It's fantastic as an action flick, but the story and writing totally sucked in every way! I did my research and I knew this movie was terrible before I read the written review! Some actors read awful lines and the plot gets very confusing and some random things happen! Don't waste your money on this crappy film!


This movie did not live up to the hype. The entire film was boring and there was not a single character that stayed with me to the very end.


Hilarious, sadly awful. Too long, laughable. But, as has been shown repeatedly, people will fill their empty movies to the brim with trash in order to express their hate, and when that dumpster fire dies, their long overdue pity fest is over. Poor Darcy, fighting against all odds to avoid losing his cool, and to the distant soundtrack of a female screaming and flailing in rage and denial, defying a brutal reality of behavior and hope with the all of her much larger instinct to just survive.


I couldn't identify with the protagonist's first line – I thought: he's a tighty-whities wearing, leering matinee idol type with a mouth like a fella from the day's toilet roll


Kong is nothing if not inspired. A movie that dreams up and supports people of the future. It features a great talent in Charlize Theron, who has done and continued to do great work, and. At the same time, this movie reminds of something that one has just seen: H.H. Holmes.


Movie: King Kong  was a great popcorn movie. There is so much action and I really enjoyed the ending.


I'm still annoyed by this but given that I still have a feeling that it's a bad movie I will make it part of this movie review


I didn't care for this and the rating system needs some work to make it both more user friendly and less biased.


Director Ruben Fleischer has portrayed Buster Bluth since before we were born and he's pulled it off time and time again, but nothing of substance changes since the mid-1990s. What did the writers have in mind when they wrote an entire thing around Bluth's constant, hopeless whining? Just another mediocre puddle of trash, like every other teen comedy of the last quarter century.


I'm not sure that even the writer/director understands what kind of monster this movie really is and that its tone and storyline is baffling and impossible. It also has the worst score that has ever been given by Rotten Tomatoes, and it made a couple of people at home turn their computers on and 'clear' their brains out.


A... gross-out attack. Do not see this, buy a puppy.


Hey, can we get some news about the movie before we give it a bad rating? Any insight that we can take home that will make this less of a good, fun watch? Any comments, criticisms or anything like that would be helpful.


This film was one of my top five recommendations last year. I thoroughly enjoyed myself and I have already recommended the film to several people.


All of you reminded me what makes this DICTATOR thriller a BLAST. If you like THIS watch 'LOOT!'


Poorly produced, poorly directed, poorly acted, poorly shot war movie with no one of consequence to speak of.


That review might have been better suited for The Nanny Diaries. Admit it, if Sandra Bullock had starred in a Bad Movie, it might have gotten good five or ten years later.


It was at his graduation ceremony, well over 30 minutes past the point where we should have been leaving. All we were paying attention to was his bowel movement and, well, I should have known.


Despite all of its brilliant moments, this depressing holiday fantasy actually lacks any genuine soul-searching or exploration, and then ends with a shallow denouement of family politics and a failed redemption arc.


Sue Me! Don't You Want A New Audience? Buy This!


Get out. You're lucky you got out, because you can get killed again.


In this movie, all the problems don't happen because they need to. Not one.


As if the title doesn't give enough indication how bad this movie is! What, like you've never seen the least bit of stuff on the internet? Like, how have you not stumbled on this movie or had this happen to you?


I will not give this less than a 2/10 for its cheap thrills and teenaged nudity.


A bad movie that relies on seeing how female action star Sigourney Weaver's insatiable sexual appetite will be interpreted, and then promptly slips into that amorous, self-important hyper-stereotypical


We all just know that this movie is way under rated... The acting sucks. The plot is super messed up. The costumes are absurd... And the actual acting does not carry a movie this badly... The sheer number of times that the screenwriter obviously tries to write it as


This was an amazing series for years and I found myself feeling very connected to Lisbeth Salander and the second season of this series feels more cohesive. I am totally in love with Daniel Craig's portrayal of the character and is just absolutely wonderful.


It's bad. Maybe the fact that it was made in 1996 and released that year didn't help.


I've gotta give it a 6/10 for these guys. The script for this movie is atrocious.


This movie is fucking abysmal. If you can't tell by the score, it's a shitty fucking film of terrible characters. And if you've ever felt genuinely bad for anyone in this film, that's you. Excepting only the one male, there's no real conflict or motivation, no goal or purpose, just an all around drag fest. And on top of it all, the bad acting on these actors is only matched by their no fucking direction or effort. It's like they were cast to be gay bullies who throw a gay party in the middle of the gayest gay city in the entire world. The only scene with an actual tension at all is when the guy can't believe that anybody would ever put up with this garbage.


A strong body of work that shows a lack of self-indulgence in its storytelling, and that also offers great performances from the ensemble cast.


A tad complex, but it is the most daring film in recent years. Quite like movies like


How odd. I mean it's a British film, but it's actually an Aboriginal film that got both African and European actors on board. Having the project be done in an Aboriginal culture is about education and cultural improvement.


The bad movie does not stand on its own and has problems with every other aspect of the film that make it a dreadful experience. It is not only terrible but extremely inappropriate and unbelievable for a film that cost $25,000 to produce and screen.


It's so... so... awful I don't even want to read it.


Stupid movie. Probably wasn't a cast member, and I got a couple people into trouble for talking about it the whole time. So, how can this be an average English-speaking film? Why is it called Hanging Tree?


the movie's greatest flaw is just that. One-dimensional characters and over-used tropes that are cliched. The writing in general is bad.


you can hardly tell who the two leads are, and the plot is just about as convoluted as the last section of Flagg. One good thing is that it is easy to figure out who the good guy and who the bad guy are.


It's not a good movie. The graphics are terrible, the acting is laughable, the plot is terribly lame, and the concept is ridiculous.


Alright, it's a mediocre thrill/epic/science fiction flick about a floating spheroid stuck in a forest above a giant hanging tree. Unfortunately, most of the decent parts were mixed with lots of random stupid stuff that doesn't add to the whole, and it became just that, a standard summer blockbuster movie that was just a big, standard summer blockbuster movie that was just a big summer blockbuster movie that was just a big summer blockbuster movie...


This is a very good family flick. I liked the romance that blossomed between Arvo and his wife and kids. The action was great. There was an interesting monster-for-a-episode that only dealt with a few parts. The acting was great but I thought that half of it came from the little kids. I recommend this film to anybody that enjoys good old fun movies.


This is a great PG comedy! Very good performance by Ellen Barkin and a great character I couldn't wait to watch more of. I particularly liked her interactions with Doolittle.


It was a really good movie. There was a great structure in it, and it was well shot. It also has a story that is very basic, but it felt satisfying, and it was able to stay engaging throughout. I'm hoping I'll see the sequel at some point.


First, the story is terrible, and you can see why the guys in the cartoon were singing 'Stand Up!


It's okay, the main character was killed in the comic book. Was the premise this bad or what?


Well, it's actually a pretty decent film, but the reason it's known as the worst Joe film is because the film would make a better film with mediocre-to-ridiculous performances, a weaker villain and a bigger budget.


This movie's clear pop culture messaging creates an a-typical-but-completely-unhealthy moviegoer experience in which the central character gives up and faints from laughter after the half way point in the story.


Set in outer space in the thirty second century. The protagonists have been stripped of their limbs after rescuing a small child from a crashed spaceship. A diamond sword is required to lead the faction of fighting cyborgs called Star Joe who seek revenge on the original master villain.


We are so grateful to have had the opportunity to speak with Michael to put together his review of G.I. Joe: Retaliation!


Some fun parts. Lot's of explosions. But it made me think more than I think most action movies do at times. I haven't seen a good Adam Wingard movie. G.I. Joe is at its best when it is action packed with CG explosions.


While reading a review of G.I. Joe Retaliation for something that I was playing... I had this revelation - I had seen every known version of G.I. Joe that had been published. I even knew most of the writers for each. I was taken with a reviewer who said that he hadn't seen the film, only the director's cut. But it didn't take me that long to find an available copy that did give me a fully unbiased view of this 1995 movie. I liked it as much as I like any action flick I have seen.


Intellectual Property (Incomplete, Part 1)

Half an hour of heartburn that goes nowhere and which is far too vague to be believed about the subject, let alone the plot, and the premise of this movie,


A show you have seen, but have a very hard time reviewing, with muddled themes, an awful script, tons of curse words, and a handful of inept actors.


This particular copy was the only good one available on Amazon, where it should have received five stars from me!


Had this because I was interested in 'The Magnificent Seven,' but ultimately didn't like the movie. It's not that this is bad, it just isn't that interesting.


A bad movie that is at best mediocre, and at worst could lead to life-altering legal consequences.


Without the script it feels like an amateur effort at the time and my only disagreement is that it's a nonsensical summary of a full movie.


1 to 5 Stars I rated it 4 Stars because I do not mind dying my hair red in 2011 and living life in the red zone.


Our rating/comments for a hard to view (perhaps much worse) illegal movie.


Another documentary and documentary short on IP law as it is applied in various aspects of contemporary society. Many features in this short have merit including the analysis of issues that many for and within the IP community may wish to know about, and the addition of the multitude of interesting points presented in this portion of the film to the different parts. By the final portion of the film, the viewer is likely to want to further research the subject area covered in this narrative.


A nice film about electronic-technical issues. Considers at what extent patentable inventions are merely creative work, and in how much we must rely on the courts for their validity, particularly in the field of pharmaceuticals and biotechnology. The filmmakers acknowledge patentability may not always hold up in court; the production attempts to be fairly detailed and fair. I think it's a solid informative film.


Intellectual Property (Incomplete, Part 1) should really be recorded on the blog instead of the blog. I just could never finish reading it, until these comments. They are solid and quite thought-provoking. I can't wait to see the film!


Our initial reviews indicate a strong overall score. Some of the songs make us giggle. This is a good movie with good performances and perhaps even stronger themes.


Here's another film to watch in the wake of Kung Fu Hustle's total meltdown this week.


There's no ending, and it becomes so ridiculous that it's tiresome at best.


It's just poor filmmaking, with uninspired performances, so-so directing, and a predictable formula.


If Jesus came to Earth, He'd kill Kung Fu Hustle and face the wrath of God for desecrating Christianity.


Worse than the plot, worse than the special effects and worst of all, worse than the pizza the writer bought after two thousand star wars searches.


Great movie. Decent energy, good fight scenes, logical planning and fights that are meaningful. But it can be a bit predictable at times. Could be a contender for 3… 4… 5/5


This is your run-of-the-mill action movie. It has little attention paid to authenticity or some effort on the part of the actors in bringing their performance to the screen. If you watch the movie as if you were supposed to play it, the final scene cannot be a surprise to you. If you watch it as if you had followed the actual


My 3 mth movie theater audience has never left disappointed. I recommend this movie to all my friends


Best. I've ever seen. First movie I was really tickled on with a snarky face.


As a movie going audience, it seems strange to review a movie simply for the actions of the characters. What could more useful to


Don't let this movie grab your heart and fly it into your brain and move it around until the pins get in your eyes or your skin is itching or something so much worse...


I want a refund. The film is horrid! I remember the trailer very well and the soundtrack does not enhance the experience as much as one would hope.


Okay, so it's a movie…with some charisma, like 'The Matrix'–but it's just too obsessed with plot and its own mythology (the vampires) and isn't compelling beyond that.


The main problem with this flick is that the structure makes sense in the first 30 seconds but then loses the plot entirely in the next 1,000.


I should've made the sequel after the first one was a slam. Not sure what the audience wasn't getting.


Good. Sorry, great movie that's dark, and everyone acting like a bunch of dirtbags!


If there's one problem with the Blue Man Group, it's that the songs and lyrics fail to live up to their notoriety, or lack thereof. In particular, it's the lack of execution on songs like


They got the whole soap opera vibe right with the big bad really killing all the big bads. The supporting character has an interesting story as well.


A good film. I liked the way they did it. It felt natural. I really liked the idea of how the crime kept getting bigger, the strain on their relationship. The final scene made the most of them both for me.


A fun horror film that lives up to some of the best horror I've seen.


They mentioned a dark secret; a child's letter. Several of them are going to war on September 11. All their friends and relatives. We can see this foreboding picture. But it's the final chapter of the story. The boy leaves out of his house, alone in an extremely large park, and looks to look into the train and the parking lot. As he gets closer, he looks through the windshield and sees smoke and fire. And from behind him comes this strange old man. To any other boy, that would be a terrifying image. But for Kevin, it's also the biggest story of his life. And I just wanted the book to keep you there. I want you to have this feeling of watching this man think back to his life. I want you to sense the despair and the joy. I want you to feel the order that is broken by the chaotic events that make this world tremble. Kevin explores these feelings all throughout the movie. And I'm very happy he did that.


Why is there a joke about the mayor raping a dog? What else is this guy trying to say?


It's bad. Even the words I'm supposed to use to describe it make me want to vomit.


For what it's worth, the acting in this movie is terrible...the episodes were crammed full of skits and comedic scenes that would have worked better on their own.


I saw the world's least funny movie. On my second viewing, my own miserable self couldn't convince myself I was kidding.


I can't believe a job where you basically eat excrement for eight hours a day has to be done by CGI, only for the people who have actually spent any time with


The acting and plot in this film is so slapdash. I did not care for the first act, except for the first 10 minutes when the story hooked me but by the second act it just got old and it didn't keep my interest after that period of time


It's safe to give this movie the rating it was given on Rotten Tomatoes—3 out of 10.


This was my first time watching MadTV when it aired on Sunday night. The script was great; the humor and satire were superb; the production quality was top-notch. I can't think of another new comic series that did it so well and produced its own unique show or character development. It had two strong supporting characters and a good story with most episodes pulling double duty as well. I couldn't have cared less about each individual episode and it ended up being a double-hour trip of carnage and comedy to get there, all of it entertainment, all in one. I wish another series like it would come along, yet it is not simply the wave of the future; it is the wave of the now.... The biggest fans will watch MadTV every Sunday night, and there are some truly great specials available for rent, or buy. To think, in 1998 that this show that was everything I thought it was in my little 3 year-old mind could be broadcast by CBS on a national network. You don't realize how it feels to be


A seriously high standard this one. 'Mad' is the kind of dark comedy I could easily see revisiting. Even if it doesn't have the sense of humour of '21 Jump Street', it's a seriously strong story and the cast does justice to their respective characters. I highly recommend you watch it.


If you're a MadTV fan or someone who wants to learn more about this show you'll love this film. It truly tells the story of Mad TV and is what motivated me to learn more about the show and go out of my way to see more episodes.


It's not fun or entertaining; and, well, too much is wrong to describe in any detail…that's just the story, in case you wanted to really know.


The world will be destroyed when dark creatures on Friday the 13th return to life.


Yes, that is pretty mean and isn't worth getting. I'm glad I had the patience to sit through it.


Movie is better suited for adults as evidenced by the frequent sexual situations and the majority of the one-liners and condescending behavior of the film's main character.


Review : A great 3D Halloween movie! And even more for the movie costumer, Michelle Hines, who is extraordinary in all aspects! It is a MUST!


My review: A little slow. Slow pace never goes out of style. Sure the director holds it back for a few beats because the editing needs to flow better and make a few scenes a bit more palatable for an average viewer.


Interesting from beginning to end... I would enjoy the film just as much without it having a direct sequel to the first film.


Is there any question that a world-changing supernatural thriller like Friday the 13th has a huge potential that still has yet to be fully tapped? Script, performances, story, action, horror – all make this a great sequel for the genre. In terms of originality, we don't want to get too much in the way of spoilers but we're pretty happy with how the first film finished. The events in


This is a classic for a reason. The scariest, most deranged, the most unique flick I've ever seen.


This is a tremendous film. The filmmakers have succeeded where others have failed, in capturing the essence of what horror movies are all about.


This movie is real rubbish. I would not bother to do this job again.


The team with all the power and no brains! - Don't put this in your mouth!!!


A beautiful film with great character development and an epic sense of magnificence.


I cannot believe the crap this movie is. Some guy has a scene where he goes in the toilet, and he rapes a little girl. Or whatever. No horror movie should have a scene where the guy goes in the toilet. And the other guy has a one-track mind. Can't hear a word the girl says. She appears to be in her early teens. The best part of this movie is the pause after her rape to see how he goes back for his phone, and a little girl being a victim was NOT really cut at all. The guy is disgusting.


I have seen very little reviews of this film that had anything good to say. The only positive thing I could muster about it was that the teen population on my block had a bunch of raunchy two-man shows in which more girls were writhing on the floor than on the screen at any given moment, and also that the pilot was


Might as well say it is horribly directed and badly acted. The joke-telling never gets better and the plot twists seem contrived as if they're off of an Episode or TV show only they added just enough special effects to fool the audience.


This movie is bad. There's no plot, plot is a pale imitation of anywhere from five to ten things happening at once (feel free to Google the words!), the acting is forgettable, everyone seems to laugh, and the music is easy to listen to once in awhile, but never too often.


Surprisingly funny and a large part of my movie-going is from it. A five star for sheer wit and delivery.


As a huge fan of slapstick, this was a great addition to my new


As many kid movies do, the jokes are very, very dumb, like most of them. But their acting and musical performances are excellent. The dialogue is so cheesy, it's funny, not really. They are missing a catchy title song. But the film has great pacing, has a good lead-in, and runs along nicely.


This was an absolutely fantastic movie. It is a comedy that is mostly based on slapstick humor, so it is easy for the kids to get into and the plot does progress a little slowly, but it gets its point across and the final plot twist almost gets too much and turned my 9 year old kid (who is normally not a spoiler hound) into the movie hero. I liked this movie and recommend it to any kids who would like to experience a movie in the spirit of


This movie had no value as a whole because it was boring and boring was the point.


If something is good for you and good for you alone, the film is still not a good movie.


Had so many ideas for the movie, except some pretty basic functions and one truly awful lyric.


No... cause it was designed by Kirk and Spock... the tailed beast! In my opinion its total rubbish.


A must have. It's simply a great movie. It's in my top 10 favorite movies.


Velvet Goldmine is a movie I had once committed to go watch on my own and now I am not so sure. I know it's a film I'm capable of enjoying on its own, but with some attention and it's been putting me off. I came across a great article at Worth  magazine with a comment about it that brought me back. The script for this one was written by Matthew Weiner from


A classic romantic movie with a great story line. I enjoyed this so much it will be my new first choice for coming TV shows or movies to watch.


The font's design seems simple but it provides a very good illusion; its atmosphere when scanning an object reveals unique characters and it really makes a nice touch for a movie that uses text as its main source for the information on the screen.


Top of my radar this early Christmas is an unconventional take on the western that takes the genre off the back burner and gives it the shot of adrenaline it needs. The story can be awkward, not really making sense until near the end, but I'm particularly happy to have watched it on Christmas morning since I feel it isn't Christmas-y enough.


Cold, frozen in a dry, dark, kitchen. Ought to be fun if there was something I liked about it, but the weird way it was staged and the commentaries on it's strange actions was enough to make me walk out, thinking, the movie sucked too bad to spend my free time on.


This movie made me no good today. The plot is mediocre but you should have seen this at a 7th grade screening in a glorified drive-in theater that opened after a western remake of John Wayne's more enduring western, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance


This isn't a bad movie, I just don't want to watch it.


Right out the box, I immediately gave it a one star. In the IMDB, it is for the best. With me as the reviewer, you would have a completely rotten movie! Fortunately for you, this is a fictional movie from HBO. So, it's up to you to convince me my dull, useless life has anything to do with my opinion of the series.


A very complex film for some, but it's so much more than a simple drama. It's complex in a way that highlights the complexity of life. It's a drama of redemption, of coming to terms with life, life changes and looking forward to life's experiences. I don't know of a film that's made it onto my radar in such a short time.


This is good movie because it tells some new story of religious proselytization in India. Especially interesting point is that religion spread in India (in 1930's and 1940's) through non-religious schools and created the population of temples. Many of the converts became fairly hardcore Hindus.


The screenplay here was by one of my old science fiction and fantasy teachers, David Drake, and the


It had a nice hook. The story wasn't over the top, but it was intriguing and to the point, and the editing was on point. If you can find a place to slow down for it, that works well.


This is another example of the cutting edge of filmmaking. With excellent camera work, great editing and a heartfelt story that is about doing what you love over things you don't, it is still a great little action movie that stands on its own.


This movie isn't bad, just wish it was better and went for an interesting story.


It might be cool if Batman didn't wear purple in this picture but then I guess you don't want the studio to pay for the cast when they can't get high ratings because of bad action films that try to be so trendy without actually looking like they have any soul.


Another well known movie. Did not like it at all. After I watched it I remember staring at the screen for the entire afternoon and was in awe at how it looked. After it was over my office guy asked me if he was out of his mind for not having gotten me a special award for the experience. I agreed and said


Oh yeah I want to look at it again, but only because it doesn't appear to go anywhere...it ends up a waste of your time


I thought it was terrible. Nooze and heard a dirty word once in a while, and the ending was contrived. Also: It really sucked.


This movie is, I am pretty sure, first half of a three-parter, about a couple returning from a traumatic situation in the form of a ghost and a fickle girlfriend and the other half, a medical horror drama with blood and/or human remains that is as bad as any Marvel Halloween film.


Way overrated by a ragging 80's reboot that lacks any sense of style.


Tears in the Close-Up Show Poor Target Audience With Bad Trailers and a Lousy Script.


An awesome thriller! Starts out slow but builds its pace. Director thinks through everything, from the pacing to the meta-horror that takes the whole thriller genre to a very spooky place.


For a small budget, the film nails its survival genre. The story is an interesting one that picks up where the last film left off, leaving us to ponder what's next for three of the main characters. The cinematography and sound are excellent and 'Remember Me' is a riveting thriller.


I have NOTHING against P.S. I Love You; it has some very creative elements to it (as any movie might do) but the writing is weak, barely containing any of the ideas that are placed before the reader - it's essentially a weird PSA poster.


The opening contains all the camp and ineptitude that you are prepared to judge it with. The director has taken a cheap shot with the plots of multiple horror movies and then then carried the entire result out into some variety of cinematic magic – except that even magic needs to have rules and I had no sense of what they were, much less what might have been interesting about their absence from this film.


I have no comments about this crap. This is why I stopped hanging out with the theater crowd.


It's rated PG-13 but it has just no feeling when it is not unrated, this hurts my feelings of and passion about movies and is this month do I have to pay to see this has less of a movie without much to think about why its in the database I know its bad but its just not worth the film to see as it is rated but is it gettin an actual rating for this its clearly a trash film here to explain with the terrible movie I have seen what its supposed to do in this dirty cheap feeling unrated by your bad energy does its damage to myself as a person, just can't wait to get my money back my remorse like to wait to see the second half of this my time is here for someone like to see a little bit of themselves and what they do with the world.


Caffeinated with strawberry candy mocha cream. You know, before a really bad movie begins.


This movie is so bad that all I want to do is eat popcorn and give it one star.


His movies were set in the future but started off so badly, the first month or so before he moved on to another work seemed to stand out as the worst of them. He brought in commercials that had dozens of sucky, uncompelling jokes, probably because he didn't feel like writing a longer, more powerful story about the aftermath of the world's largest nuclear disaster.


We are constantly surprised and moved by the beauty of life and the universal value we each carry. This masterpiece of movies captures that wonder. The tears, laughter and admiration coming from both Michael and his siblings is touching and a testament to both his beautiful gift and the kindness and compassion and love of God.


Robert Zemeckis does justice to the very human and terrible relations between he and his beloved sister, his daughter by her first marriage.


the most decent movie i have watched yet. this was some good acting and i enjoyed the whole movie


Finding P.S. I Love You was made without much production budget...but it will take you where you want to go. Also, I hope


It's obvious that he was dating Maria Weiss from the beginning, but obviously, as we see the relationship is not what he planned. For some years later we see that Ren is emotionally attached to the relationship that Maria has with her husband. Also in the movie, once he has made up with his former teacher, Ren's mindset change completely. He realizes that even though he didn't think that Maria was suitable, she really was. He can now see that the warmth and care that he saw in Maria didn't mean anything.


This is a good little film with excellent acting, awesome music and a very human point of view of how we can get along with our families.


This is one of my favorite movies. I actually didn't know the name of the character (Jeremy Calcano, aka Bubbles) until after I finished this movie, so I bought it in the theater and picked up the information when I got home. I don't like a lot of kids movies, so this was a treat for me. The story is about a middle school kid who starts a relationship with someone in her class, but he's into boys. So he is dating a girl who is dealing with the affects of a breakup, and he's trying to feel good about the arrangement, which is easier said than done, as he's actually into girls.


This movie is terrible. On top of that, I've had terrible pizza, didn't even touch the Old English/Buffalo Wing dip and there is no basis for my lousy performance evaluation.


Dostoevsky once mentioned that if one of his first major fiction projects turned out pretty bad, he would often exaggerate or distort the reason for its misgivings to make it seem more complex than it really was.


This movie is so bad, if they had cut out the part where the cops are killing all the victims.


Poor marketing is at the core of this terrible horror film, a truly bad movie with worse directing, than the competition from the '80s, because why on Earth would you go see something by the 3rd place


This 'Shining' was nothing more than a mindless, egotistical, thoughtless, uninspired mess of comic imbecility. The idea that anybody other than Danny Torrance would want to be there with his suffering and destiny is a clear mockery of all that Kubrick intended to embody in the movie.  It isn't 'underrated,' but there's no subject matter underused enough to warrant giving it the romantic slack it desperately needs to be a good part of the Stanley trilogy.


Let me put it like this: this is the most amazing thing I've seen this year. From the script to the direction, from the set to the rest of the visual effects, from this wonderful cast, from Mia Farrow's voice, from Shelley Duvall's cold, hard, soul, from its use of past film and some of the history of horror, it's remarkable, it's terrifying, it's beautiful. Go watch it.


Damn, so good! My favorite film of the year. This one really reminded me what the joy of the theatrical experience could be. Set at the time of the filming, and director Stanley Kubrick gives us a wonderful sense of an unfathomable evil. This one's for the faint of heart as well! Hey, we can't all be eighties movie stars - true horror nerds like me adore this film!


I enjoyed this so much and I can't wait to come back and watch the next series. I really enjoyed what they did with the film and the series is going to be a must see for the horror fans. The music in the movie is amazing and I love the character development as well. Definitely worth watching.


Incredible and strong script.  Nothing about the film stands out like the others I've seen from writer Stanley Kubrick (co-directed by New York based Kubrick Brothers ).  The movie is better in every regard than its predecessor,


I was totally under the theater seat in a hundred-seat Alamo Drafthouse all day. We went to a double feature with The BFG and Seven Psychopaths and I LOVED it! It's wonderful to see real actors and actresses put on convincing masks and grow funny faces onscreen. All the grisliness of the plot lines (plus a very s&m movie), you'll love it.


This is really good movie from film maker Stanley Kubrick. The soundtrack, stories and movie,are well done.The second and third acts were very good


This has some good parts and some bad parts, but a majority of the bad parts will not ruin this movie.


Getting ready to Watch Sharknado on television. Probably not a good idea.


A very poorly made science fiction film with an impressive main star (Dave Bautista) and a more impressive co-star (Guy Pearce) in his prime than


Some may say this film is bad because of the bad dialogue, one that could have been saved by working in a female lead role instead of an over-developed Adam Sandler role. I say its bad because of the terrible acting and direction of the cast and crew of this poorly done terrible movie


My nephew enjoys the action of this film. It is short but the movie has a lot of good scenes and there is humor that the kids got a real taste of this summer.


A fair movie that skims across all four decades of space history in much the same style that classic Carl Sagan talks about in his book Contact.


The play for all your good years! What's this mean? More hell. But then we have some kind of apocalyptic science-fiction comedy about love and a faithless heart, and Joel keeps teasing us with dialogue like 'Whaddya got this?,' as if he's taunting us with the big questions we want to ask him. The Paul Newman's The Last Drag guy as a priest who gets these good, extra high-quality actors to play religious celebrity ex-pats, everybody who ever is or ever will be is either a spineless phony or the brightest rube in society. Unbelievable! Where are the geniuses? I wonder why they didn't just hire somebody else. It's time to wake up from these high-class delusions and get down to the business of protecting your perfect god! He's ready!


Well, first of all, the poster looks nothing like what we are reading about from all the atheist blogs. It's right there in all black and there's no record of any movie production company being involved, only some sort of non-profit college. Then there's this website that has the pictures on it and the name of this film and the like, but I can't find anything about the actors or any information. The entire thing is fake!


The director has major plot holes that don't make sense at all...the lead antagonist is worse than Michael Jackson...with all the tension you'll probably have to think about cheating on your wife in your final hours!


A beautifully scored film about the Holocaust from director Mike Flanagan, who proved himself to be a talent with mainstream success with the 1999-2000 Spike Lee film


There are a lot of reasons to watch God's Not Dead. However, when a film is good (or almost as good) the one-liner at the end is one of them.


The biggest waste of my life is to experience this one. Yes the next time I see it in a theater I'm hoping it is on opening night because I will absolutely do the mental math and if I am going to bring myself to buy tickets to a film then I want them to seem more worth it to me...this piece of shit just makes me want to shoot myself in the mouth.


This movie is an overhyped serial killer comedy that includes crappy acting, an annoying girl who sticks her finger in every person's pie, a self-consciously clichéd plot, a non-game ending, and tons of substance abuse.


I have never hated a movie so fucking much, I am re-upping the DVD because I need a load of my


Out of Focus: Matthew Broderick At The Manchester Reeperbahn International Marathon After Movie


It's not very good. If you've read very few movies it's possible to write a good movie review, but not if you've read 100. This isn't because you've read 101 crappy movies before or because you're a fan of the director; this is because only a couple characters play their parts well, and none of the other 10 stuffers. The ending is, with apologies to the ghost of I Love Lucy, unbelievably bad and deservedly canceled.


Poor cinema so many reviews, it's got to be one of the worst movies ever written.


I don't really like this movie. The actors are ALL UNSTABLE.


An overwhelming feeling of awesomeness fills me as soon as the she begins talking and hopping up and down. Then she develops these little funny little giggles, then all the funny little giggles begin. What a thing to have. My friends and I call her Zazzi.


Hey, at least his name wasn't Tommy the Witch and his metal isn't dipped in urine or burnt so he's kind of an endearing guy.


That sketchy ass band for which you have not the faintest notion where its debut album can be obtained. When has anyone ever gave a film such a poor review, at least not with the rhyme/phrasing we'll give it, and maybe that's just the way it's been for over a year? Ha! You won't make it.


a train wreck starring Will Ferrell. On paper it looks good, I think the concept is clever, but Ferrell is not given enough to do and the whole thing makes no sense


Overall this does not bring much enjoyment. There are a lot of flaws in it. Most of which, not my faults, were made to get people into the theaters in the first place.


The last five minutes were not worth watching and wouldn't make up for the rest of the film that just makes you want to vomit.


I found it overly long, boring, amateurish, flabby, insultingly constructed.


This wasn't the best by any means, but I do appreciate the strong performances from all the actors and the love story/tension added to this movie. It wasn't an action flick like its two predecessors, but a story that really focuses on the relationship between two love interests and has a small, personal feel. As a story of best friends falling for each other I actually liked it a lot. This was very, very happy to see.


We had a great time at Pennyslvania Dreams: Two Tales. We were on cloud nine from start to finish. The horror, humor, sexual tension, drama and musicality just added to the thrill. All 3 performances were stellar, and our family said they really enjoyed the movie.


Synopsis: This docu-drama follows the many risks and entanglements involved in the creation of gold in Sierra Leone, which resulted in a dramatic scene on a beach that looked like the Apocalypse, with rats running everywhere. But by 2012, the story of man's violent misuse of his treasure was mostly forgotten. It was during the Clinton administration, however, that Malia President Kwesi Ouattara established his government, saving this forgotten piece of history.


Om, Bikah Balegi na Jolanda tungkolok kung tumog ba rin sa kula? Nag-drop ko na hota ko lang ba kaya pa yung mas sa tidak niyang matutulad ng trabaho naang tingnan ng iba.


This is a great movie. It's the perfect antidote for this spring-time confusion of the prime movers and the driven, the opinionated, and the ambitious that meander all over the Internet - who don't read reviews or a newspaper. They mostly read IMDb; IMDb is a dead letter to them. It's a great, well made movie that's not loaded down with heavy-handed opinions, pontifications, poor movie ideas, self-pity, or other big label pablum. Most importantly, it tells a nice family tale with dignity, honesty, and grit. It's a good story.


I love this movie so much! I laughed until my heart stopped. I felt so many emotions during and after the movie.


I looked forward to'Here Comes the Boom'not only for the technical aspect but also for its comparison with the 15,000-lb bomb explosion


I saw this movie with just one other woman and a group of friends and I was not impressed at all.


This movie suffered from not enough moe on screen, confusing and problematic stories (joking to a) characters, a poor screenplay, production problems, and terrible dialog


fifty percent sucks, forty percent kinda wacky and the rest could have been fun


This movie has poor sound, terrible acting, tedious plot, and a horrid plot twist which doesn't make sense either.


I know this will be upsetting to anyone that read this for review purposes. So, all I know for this movie is that the guy knew that movie was bad, but picked this to run and he threw it together, and apparently the one try at comedy involved the whole cast being dropped out of the passenger seats and squashed on the floor like a piñata.


You would think it was a Hollywood insider being nominated for a Golden Globe and made a best-not-worst action movie. Alas, it's true: Isaac Asimov Jr. is still a rat.


A completely uncompetitive production with absolutely no edge, unoriginal, trite dialogues, and script that made me want to kick one of my co-workers in the balls to illustrate my point.


A minor betrayal led to the end of the human race. How can we go on without trust in each other? The arc of the film is somewhat unpredictable; but for the most part it works well.


A well put together thriller set in their days as prisoners of the Italian submarine Second World War. [Movie]


Drama. Highlights. Dialogue. Animation. Set pieces. Action. Screen-play. Reading.


This short movie was written and directed by Steven Spielberg and stars Tom Hanks. It's an interesting start to a Superman/Superboy story; I found myself picking up the little details and really enjoyed this. In an age of sequels and spin-offs, this seemed more refreshing.


Having trouble with a certain scene is very important. Tenga Ogasawara is obviously going to break down and cry during the violence. Then, the next thing you know, the screen turns black, a voiceover says 'The world has just lost its most beautiful woman' and we end with her signing 'The world's finally got its most beautiful woman.' I mean, is the world'really' is just having its most beautiful woman, but Tenga really is it's most beautiful woman.


The colors were crummy, the background was nowhere to be found, the whole movie was unsatisfactory in many ways, it was just a really bad movie, an amateur and inexperienced group of people have too much time on their hands and have never studied, and as for me, I got way too attached to them, and soon they were really irritating my ears, eyes, and even my soul.


This movie is so bad that I didn't have any way of articulating to my friends that I'm going to do this review, other than, y'know, screaming and sucking my thumb until my eyeballs fall out. This is one of the most atrocious films I've ever encountered.


Seriously? You've made a bad movie and now you are looking for feedback on how you could fix it??


3/10. One sentence, I don't really get why they didn't get rid of that dude for their reboot of Ghostbusters. The pacing is terrible, most characters barely do anything besides stand around waiting for a powerup to pop out of their ass, and they don't really care about the audience. It's like watching a shitty reality show.


I had really no interest in this movie in the first place. It felt like a big waste of valuable 16 minutes of my life.


With every film there is an element of performance that you need to be careful of. That being said, this movie had issues at most everything. The makeup was terrible, the acting was below average, the acting was a major problem (with Gloria Estefan and Ruth Wilson), the special effects were weak (on different levels), and the plot made no sense. I do wish this is a copy of a remake, rather than a remake that is also a copy of a remake, but when it gets to the point where they think they can adapt The Godfather, they're in for a major clunker in my books.


1 star. A bad movie, no special reason... makes me want to vomit


I didn't like it at all! The acting was retarded and the movie was badly edited, so much so that one of the first things I do with a character when she turns into a pig is duct tape her mouth shut! Now I'm going to go learn how to butcher and cook ribs!


I just can't understand the reasoning behind this. It's a horrible movie.


As one of the more personally fulfilling movies I've seen this year, Life is Beautiful is one movie that speaks to you on a deeper level. If you enjoy either movies, you owe it to yourself to watch this.


A good movie. This film takes its time and explores life. It does it right and paints a good picture of what's required in each one of us in order to live a good life and get to the finish line.


This movie is a disaster and something needs to be done to stop it from becoming a movie tradition,


Reminds me of many dark ages of the past where the law could get you anywhere if you just made an enemy.


Yeah, there's nothing unique, nothing original, nothing risky, nothing that stands out. It's just a bland, predictable-with-an-eye-roll DIRT SCHNOC


You should just wait for your video to come out on Vimeo as it's already taken. If someone paid you to write it, you should tip them as they are basically getting free video views without actually working at all, yet still profiting from the process.


Impeccable start to an incredible horror movie. I love the dynamic acting in a perfectly paced film.


It has an excellent story line with an outstanding cast. I look forward to this from here on out as I cannot wait to see where the story takes us.


One of the better IMAX feature films I have seen recently. Beautiful and haunting story.


Jordan Peele's stunning horror film captures an event that still seems like a blur for African Americans who survived it. This go-ahead for a feature film opens up a new realm for the young director's work and reminds me what's possible with


Remarkably faithful to its source material and possessing an unflinching eye to reality. A well-told and very effective twist on the story of the human condition.


This movie is awful. I was hoping for something more comedic, but what it ends up being is an insult to all women.


If only it were my day off I could sit in my car, stalk the net, and do nothing.


a piece of shit... for starters it gives f*** all about Ms. Anjelica Huston and how her husband was taken from her and her son is a dick, and I am going to die because of the f***ing movie.


This film may be bad, but that doesn't make it objectively, childishly terrible.


When every man turns from the moon to the sun, and discovers that another doesn't matter, they shall be miserable to one another's bones.


While the narrative isn't original, it's balanced well and, to me, plays like a disturbing film, instead of a scary film. The characters are eccentric, however not unsympathetic. I think it could be turned into a great feature film.


An underrated sleeper with layers of symbolism and layered subject matter that can be described at a really high level in a way that's easy to digest. Extremely clever and a great movie.


This story will create a great sequel. It got more emotional and felt deeper with each second that went by. The author did a good job of making me think the more I read, the more I understood what was happening, and the motivations for what the characters were doing. It is a great book for lovers of good fiction.


This is an excellent film that transcends language barriers and references both ancient and modern China.


Naming one of my favorite movies by the director is easy as the title was


It is a fantastic movie! It shows us what type of person I want to be and some of the pitfalls and challenges that being in a committed loving relationship can bring!


Exactly what I needed. Love the characters and the story, and the book is worth the price. Definitely recommend it. Would definitely recommend this to someone!


The quintessential 1980s flick, Paradise City takes the basic mythos of Dracula and turns it on its head by presenting a film noir that elevates its dark subject matter to the level of unforgettable, beautifully worded dialogue and bloody-minded violence.


There's nothing wrong with this movie as far as I'm concerned, just a poorly put together movie with no story.


Watch what will likely turn out to be a flop. It just feels like a crappy movie with all the supposed drama going down,


Well, if we're going to torture time and forget that the whole Tarantino juggernaut of mainstream Hollywood is designed to sell points, we might as well experience it with an 80's western director. So,


Oh no, you don't! 'Paradise City' is only very average, a film that is pleasing to the eyes but has not any progress or evolution. A risky experiment that is more interesting to guess and than criticize.


Lame…crummy jokes…cute guys who've never acted but who make an impression.


Directed by Ridley Scott and casted by Ryan Gage - I should not have watched this piece of cinematic garbage for the last three years. Maybe we should put an


Although the film is terrible, I'd give it a pass because one of the special effects is really impressive.


This was a good movie. On a very black and white, dark, dreary note, this movie is about a two young black male brothers who travel through an unlikely place to come home with a friendly stranger. On an immediate rating we rate this movie 8.0/10 (great concept).


Any time I watch Uncle Drew I really get in the zone of the flick! Uncle Drew is a great story about teenage comedy love. Filled with jokes, action and heart! What's great is that every audience member I give a piece of Auntie Scamble is always into the movies!


Worth a watch: An addictive flick packed with laughs, personality and body lines.


Just plain awesome! I definitely want this along with the master collections for my shelf.


It was OK. It had a great comedy, with a good main character and an engaging character in the comedy (Joe); the jokes were funny. There was a plot that was light but contained a lot of suspense. Very well done and if it could be a modern remake, that would be great. I really enjoyed it and I wouldn't mind seeing another one.


There are always tears. Some of them, obvious ones that come with parental separation. Some of them, secret ones. This feels like the latter one. The voice of Connie Cooper as Eleanor McWormaddell is so heartbreaking and affecting.


There is no redeeming in this film. It was not even worth my time.


Aside from the obvious reasons that these characters are terrible, I don't see how this story is supposed to ever get anywhere. It's an affront to me as a fan of good writing, but hey, I thought


The bad acting, ridiculous plot, nonsensical performances, the dead girlfriend, super cheap makeup, it was just bad and I couldn't bring myself to enjoy it.


I had very little interest in this movie and didn't think it was that interesting to watch. I think maybe the only purpose was to show how bad movies can be and actually work their way into the zeitgeist so that actors and producers go out and promote them so that they can sell them to a wide audience.


The first half wasn't very fun. The third is by far the most enjoyable part.


This was my first horror movie so I was super nervous...really silly goofy silly funny funny with the typical characters. The hero is in his early 30's, comes back from battle injured. Friend's uncle becomes his companion. The first guy is Michael, he's an innocent teenage goth boy, beautiful red hair. He's not much more than the catalyst, the other guys are doing it for their own interests and out of sympathy. I think Michael's personality probably took an odd angle for the first movie, so it's good to see that changed for this movie. As the book first starts you feel more attached to the characters but in later chapters Michael's actions are much more murderous and bloodier. The movie doesn't capture the humor and energy of the book, but I like how the movie puts Michael in his horror leather jacket and ties the killing and music more to the era of the 70's. Michael has a normal romantic past and his relationship with the girl is interesting, they are both relatable. I think she is a potential love interest for him, though I wish it wasn't so overused in horror and in a broader sense, sequels are still good for a good movie.


There are few actors I can compare my heroes with, Kaelin could be one of them. In fact, when you know about his on-screen efforts in


It's a solid thriller… long, dull first half, but then things picked up fast. Almost made me forgive the lackluster production value of the first film. The end movie finally settled a big conflict between a group of investigators and those of an organization trying to cover up cases. The writing and direction are way better than the first film, which I like very much.


That set up, is I love it!!! So cool! Also keep up the good work :).


The most compelling movie I've seen at the theater for a long time. It has something for everyone and takes the concept of what the apocalypse is all about to an entirely different level. RATED R


fsssssw! First 40 mins and just wrong no where to go i was so confused as is...;) Reminded me why i was a rotten teen... Start reading BFD today! And thank you


Good movie. Rob is better in person, better comic. I think this is a legit killer idea for this show, and we're missing that focus of the old gang coming together and becoming something more.


A very entertaining self-contained thriller that really hit the genre sweets-pot.


Casting aside your sense of fair play, because you'd rather convince the world you enjoyed a disaster than call a bomb squad to your house, is this way better than a Ron Williams movie?


Would not recommend. the babysitter has a desperate thirst for a fourth's beer and the twins rarely refuse. if they have time to recover their silverware before taking in another parent's work, they are deep into the other infant's manuf...minor performances. that is all.


This movie had no hope. If there had been more passion, or more reason to be grateful for anything in this film, I wouldn't be in this situation! This kid is great as a character, but he makes a terrible character to watch with a blank-faced face on!


I would have put a * in front of 'bad movie'. This is still terrible and should never have been watched.


By the first frame, I didn't want to get in it. It was downright unoriginal and pandered to the most extreme bromide that an artist can, and I mean that with every fiber of my being. These types of films attract tens of thousands of viewers because they are aesthetically pleasing and obscure. This first movie was plain and not nearly as bad as the reviews make it seem, and at the very least I can call myself more sophisticated than the audience it draws.


I had lots of problems with this film. It was so poorly written and acted that it felt like watching a show out of context.


I had high hopes for this movie. Although it contained some themes that are really close to me and helped me in my life, the bad acting, overall horrible acting and acting that was illogical and time permitting, the story and characters that were pulled out of nowhere for no reason, the bad lighting and boring atmosphere, the serious errors that happened from the writing, the lack of plot development to the story, the pacing to the movie, the flat or no plot in the movies dialogs, the unoriginal, miss the point the art in this movie. The characters in this movie are also sub-par. I had high hopes for the positive characters.


Good work on this. Someone I used to work with in the big brother days really enjoyed the film. For a


I enjoyed Donnie Darko as it leaves little room for doubt about its superiority to the John Hughes and Richard Linklater movies that inspired it. It could not be more ridiculous than those films or more convincing. I love both Williams and Gross as the clueless quacks... I thought all of the characters were just ridiculously good and the entire time I was trying to figure out whether or not I would actually see the end.


So well executed as a directorial work, and just another in a long line of masterful, thoughtful, and often touching films that take on similar themes and modes to come


Starring Jack Nicholson, the sequel to its original hit (Dougie) that, while not as successful in the critics box, is still a true classic that many many fans will cherish for many years to come.


I'd like you to consider the size of a solitary confinement cell in comparison to the size of a newborn. When you have a job, it's actually like having two people, not one.


I watched a recent comedy about a mother who adopts a child after her first, successful attempt. Very, very bad. For the record, it will now remain in my iTunes.


An alarmingly lurid little romance tale that makes the kind of unutterable stereotypes about father-daughter relationships and mother-son relationships look compassionate.


A brother and sister become parents as a result of adoption. It's a powerful movie that moves you from seeing another person as something to be corrected to seeing them as something to be embraced.


I have to think the amount of pressure on her is off... She goes about her daily life without being overly nervous or overly stressed. She's probably always been a bit of a caretaker for this little boy and he acts as a constant reminder to her, reminding her that she still loves him. There's a lot of less depressing parts in this than you're likely used to and it gives you hope. It's a lovely movie about being real. I have a lot of conflicted emotions towards the relationship, because I don't think anyone would try and act like she's nothing special when she's obviously loved and appreciated by so many, but I just have to trust that somehow, the perfect person she's been loving turns out to be the absolute best person for you and the kids.


This is a great story that shows the weakness and horror that comes with giving up. The mother loses her children and sees no future for herself, but is accepting her role with hope. I love the little kids.


A very interesting character arc (I could actually tell the writing staff made this one up), a really complex and nuanced scene.


Really, not the worst film I've had in my life, but it's pretty clear we have seen the last of Stephen Sack's white hot screenplay world-saving idea.


I can't understand how you're enjoying something like this. Every time you watched the script (yes, you can use the verb'spend' when you write reviews), it seemed that the words were rolling out of your mouth in sentence after sentence, until you choked on your coffee and called your brother to see if he can give you some help.


just abysmal for moviegoers of all ages, even if i have to keep shooting the movie to make it better! (tea infuse anyone?)


Bad movies should be in the line of fire, instead it's a trip to the candy store.


Oh God, everything about this film is wrong! I'm about to cry. Let's all go hug a snowman together and enjoy our inevitable shit-splattered fate.


Not good enough, or dated with new versions of it which are now considered bad so the original author seems to own it now.


Vergine has too little emotion onscreen, and only enough to fit the character onscreen.


Young David Bradley becomes a Navy SEAL and attempts to make sense of it all when a failed mission sends him on the run. Along the way he meets famous, lovable and some even dangerous young Navy SEALs. David is a Navy SEAL in training, and his journey takes him on missions in South Asia and the Pacific Ocean.


As dreadful as most scenes involving dead children and dreadfully schmaltzy horror plots, director Vittorio Storaro's screenplay serves up the expected, three-reelers staples of bad films from the '70s, the worst movies you'd like to be safe and underestimate with 10 pounds of popcorn. The film was absolutely unappealing until some of its most important and unexpected moments came in.


Comfortable place for fun-lovers... It's not a mind-blowing bad movie but neither a masterpiece or an homage to horror.


I thoroughly enjoy the discussion of the film. However, while Ron Burgundy should have graduated high school or obtains a GED, [the movie] has none of the learning and growth presented in the school movies. I think this list could have received a great grade had the plot been better. If this film is intended for high school age, I should have warned the students to stay alert.


When Amanda Bishop is taken out in a bus accident at a high speed, the prisoners are still fighting about whether the prison authorities will agree to her remaining in the facility. A killer named Jack kills her by pushing her into the jail swimming pool, and gets away with it without the police having the chance to catch him.


I was so disappointed in this raunchy movie... S-So-Darn-Scary!


The stories and performances were horrid. This film made me ill, and it's like this lady only saw a screenwriting course.


Absolute winner. It's a fantastic movie that I just got to see, and it really should be recognized.


When we go to our graves, we are hoping for this dreadful woman, Shawshank Redemption. After all the violence and sadness and the state of the country, it's, apparently, a great time for a girl's story.


Yasssssssss… Keep em' all. They won't sing for you.


This movie is the absolute worst film to have been produced in the last 25 years.


The fight choreography in this movie is seriously low. If the fight choreography in said fight was 5x worse, then I would probably give it a 3/10.


Relentless ***********. And there's no follow-ups. Real people need action movies more. Even bad ones.


She was bad. I wish I could give it one star but I can't.


the poor little old lady is pretty enough to roll over for, but outside that her eyesight is a dead giveaway, a crying, lukewarm, smelly rat.


It was very funny. The two kids knew what was going on and we appreciated the moments where they were calling out, like in the movie, and not getting a response.


As a director I'm to be admired for his love for detail and clarity and his mastery of the tone and rhythm of the films.


The film is anything but forgettable. Rich, dynamic, and always accessible, it shows that she's a model professional and that John Hart, the executive who hired her, gets what a great editor he has for a partner. This is a fine show, so please forgive a record. Can't wait to see more!


Her strengths were her sidekick's wisdom, loyalty and loyalty to a fault. I couldn't put into words how much I loved the story of Mockingbird and Zoe. I never thought I could fully express how much I felt my heart had connected to these characters.


Aptly written and very adorable on-screen personalities and make up. The sense of humor will resonate with all ages. This was a pleasant surprise for this particular movie, a small indie to impress casual moviegoers or the good film connoisseur.


After picking a bunch of movies to watch for a family party we settled on one of my favorite movies


A film in which there's not only bad acting but terrible dialogue as well.


The way actors are found out for knowing shit they should not know because they were too busy faking personalities and building their egos like cars going through a shopping center to get a cool DVD deal and replacing their actual on the job experiences (factory, high pressure job, doing push ups in trailers, etc.) is sickening and would make me prefer to watch a Transformers cartoon as my favorite TV show over Michael Bay's terrible b-movie where a thin man who we are told is 4'11 is transformed into a dead weight with terrible things happen to him (in this case; his wife gets killed in the car crash and him being dead literally for another day which he tries to come back from by stealing a car and for trying to get into a car accident due to drug taking) which is half of the problem. The other half would be the insulting and nonsensical dialogue (some of it in this case being in the headline that started this story) which was a rather weird call for the audience to laugh at this thing instead of taking it seriously enough to ask why the author made such a big deal of the character and why it is so funny.


Solidness is relative... there is not even any semblance of horror; nor are there any strong points.


Are you kidding me? It was a movie where Johnny Depp killed his ex-girlfriend? What a freaking joke.


There was enough violence in this movie for the full 10/10. Even if it were a staged exercise it would be overkill for a 45 minute tv movie. I thought they had perhaps been shooting blind. They didn't make any effort to establish the geography or geography of the world we were in.


Slave of Time (Stuart Shiller) (1994) – Fails the End, Stuns the Audience, Stinks… (2011)


A reasonable pop art masterpiece... if your movie collecting doesn't end up at any sixth form, it's worth a look


This is one of an aging group of G.I.'s now trying to make a difference in their local parish, NewSt. Bernard de Marillac Parish in New York City. They are barely making ends meet, their lives are falling apart, and they don't get along. But there is something in God that will work through it all... It's also very optimistic. This was a difficult role to play with one of the older cast members stepping down mid-shoot. A couple of the more seasoned cast members were the better actors, and he had to learn that they had not only had such years on camera, but were also deeply passionate about their performances. There is a great deal of heart in this picture.


It's a hooligan movie. Mostly the soundtrack is stupid and the cast is clueless, so I think they couldn't get hired in a worse film, which I guess makes it all the funnier.


This movie, because it's primarily made up of clowns in animal costumes and the pigs and bears could drive a jalopy (it probably should if they really tried, but the narrative's already ruined), sucks the life out of me and I never would have entered this big temple of fun called the Muppets.


Looks like Bullfrogs ON POOPY MOUNTAIN though, wrong one.


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My wife is still seeing this more than a month after the purchase (refund is on the way, but has been on hold since 2011)...should've been warned at the time of purchase that it was sub par and was not recommended...


Michael quit reading reviews for this film. This festering pile of shit did not deserve a single fucking star.


So, Bullfrogs On Poopy Mountain. It was probably a really bad movie. It had offensive content from everywhere including profanity and bodily fluids. More importantly, I felt like we got ripped off by The Blast, an in-house production company. So I dropped it and gave our local actor a check for $20 for the hit. Of course, the bombs never detonated.


I thought the film was a nice action-adventure film with a variety of characters. That said, there were some issues that I found with the overall plot that involved certain details such as the condition of some people and the presentation of an old man in the time of World War I. My greatest concern, however, involved the movie's treatment of food and drink.


This is one of my favorite animated movies. I truly enjoyed each of the character's individual facets. I really enjoyed how unique the cartoon art style is, the voice acting and animation design, the


Bullfrogs has a storyline that involves flailing through space and time, following the introduction of the characters of all cultures. The film is loaded with beautiful photography and was well-acted by the children actors.


Bullfrogs is an animated film that feels like a teenage version of Joaquin Phoenix's Balancing act. Bullfrogs is a poppy movie with warm attitude and completely unique characters.


Bullfrogs are completely alien to earth but fun and a major character. With a wonderful soundtrack and the right mood, a true delight


Who eats poop on the table? A group of basketball wizards. Me, that's who! The film, about how they got their big break, revolves around two NBA bad boys trying to make it in the league. If you're on a de facto shooting squad, which the two are, and you end up beating the Kobe in the finals, well, it's a sick scene, and a sweet movie to boot. Also, a few goddamn good jokes.


I can't even remember what happened with this movie. It's like watching someone not understand a line of dialogue.


The only thing holding this piece of shit together was the insane editing, and the editing had already fallen apart.


Excellent superhero movie. Not the best but an interesting story. High stakes. Slow progress. Lots of touching, good and bad scenes. Most heroes are characters you like and usually like their motivation. Accidental super hero killings. Frustrating; they only find what they were looking for after some trying.


Similar as every other big budget Marvel superhero flick...This flick was just a waste of money to say the least.


Well put together! Good humor, memorable characters, and even better CGI. Also, if it was on. I think it would have been highly watchable


The Avengers is the best Marvel film so far.  That's all that should ever be asked from a Marvel movie.  The action, humor, genuine emotion, and romance make this the best superhero movie ever made, period.  But most of all, the production values, especially this movie.  Marvel did this movie in 3D, which is to say, it adds more to the movie than not having it.  But the 3D adds so much detail that I would never again sit in a theater and forget the movie until I saw it again in 3D, without some sort of visual enhancement.  The big action sequences are worth it all in its own right, but so is the character interaction.  So it is definitely worth a 3.  Might even be the best Marvel movie to date, to me.


A great flick that creates a very good and intimate atmosphere for some really great dialogue and a lot of great action scenes! You really gotta get over yourself when you hear the tomorrows rating of 8.4/10-10/10 (yes 10/10 due to it's story and acting!) Enjoy it!! -Moonstar Citizen 65 (sold by Crota55pvt1a)


There's so much I like about this movie. The idea that Tony Stark is gay, or at least his relationship with Rhodey, who is gay in the comics, works really well as it isn't shocking or a huge revelation. Tony's being dismissive and rude, but he does care about Rhodey and is willing to allow him to settle for life as a mute. It doesn't come through too much in the film but it's still a great characterisation.


Liar, Liar, Flip-Flop, Satan, Necrophiliac, Bill Cosby


Nice concept with pretty bad acting, bad choice of music and just flat out horrible acting.


If the state won the Super Bowl, and the world finished eating popcorn for a week, and the movies of Walk The Line were horrible, it wouldn't be so bad because I was able to forget about my tears and watch the same movies over and over again until I caught my next bout of heartburn.


The Hollywood Squares has decided to cash in on their reputation by streaming movies with pornographic sub-plots or offensive and outdated jokes that would have been banned in the olden days of cinema.


I didn't really know anything about Walk the Line (2012) until I saw it at the New Regency Cinema here in Calhoun Square last week. A high-energy comedy from New Zealand, starring Maika Monroe, Jessica Chastain, Blake Lively and John Goodman, this movie got me from start to finish.


Keep reading! Everything that happened in the movie is incredible. Wahlberg, not only saw the script from the very beginning, but made his fiancee [of 14 years] do most of the research. [She] originally thought Wahlberg wanted a fangs on Bigfoot, but later came to realize Wahlberg's reasons for making the film very real and true to actual life. There are two comic books about this story, one by Hubbard with a real Bigfoot picture and another with the real story of the film. The author will be writing a book on the making of the film, and was told by Wahlberg that he took the script out to see if it looked right to him.


To be completely fair, the movie is so bad that I hate it and won't be watching it again.


I thought it was okay, but the script really jumped the shark. People seemed more interested in trying to make it interesting than remembering it was bad.


This horrible movie stole the show from a much more interesting film, 'Mother's Day.'


Poor movie. You have 5 stars and gave it a new D. There was so many chances to kill that movie.


You don't know what you're getting yourself into. The funny parts are bad, the lines are kind of hack-ish, and the acting is sub-par.


This movie is a straight downer with nothing funny or entertaining. One minute the plots are all crazy and the next minute there's a final scene that literally makes no sense whatsoever.


This was fun and exciting! I found myself playing with the projectionist more than once and realized I needed to do a little more work at home for upscaling my 4k screen from an OLEDX to a 5k 1080p! My only qualm was the mood and setting and I think it is due to my laptop and speaker system (vlasko but in a 5k panel) where it is hard to stay in character. All in all, the movie is a good fun viewing experience at home with a great crowd and they do the obligatory quality prep on display. Only downside was taking the 8 month break due to a line. A lot of people complain about the line for general ticket sellers. For the real comers, we saw the spotlights going past our door and we called for an Uber or Lyft instead.


To all, it's impossible not to love this film! It blends music, storytelling, action, comedy and emotion beautifully. It's also much more action-oriented, full of huge set pieces and stunts. It's also action focused, with the tag toward start, but there are a lot of comedy moments in the middle. Director Cesar Lleras stars as a boy who comes up with a fantastic plan and kicks off a war. It's a very original premise, but it works very well.


This is an episode I had written three years ago when I came home from Mardi Gras and (poorly) heard Jack-Jack attacking the neighborhood. So that one stuck with me and so did this one. I think the hour is long-worth watching, perhaps longer, as the premise seems to hang over this story from start to finish. The music is good too. It's not quite Jay-Z but Jay-Z and Michael Jackson are good jazz masters on


Too expensive. It's annoying to sit on so many people. They feel detached from the movie. You lose your time. It takes too much of it. The stars in this movie have too much attitude, too much discipline. The cast is uncomfortable together.


An unusual approach to the genre, providing a mashup of mermaid romance and shark-block actions. I love the tragic backdrop for this fight movie.


Nothing's really bad about this movie except it's incredibly underdeveloped and repetitive and sub-par in every sense of the word.


This movie is rubbish. This is one of the worst film I have ever seen. Each and every actor play a stupid in a stupid part of the film. 1 of 1 was nice but not enough and no action in the whole film.


Weird feelings that form in my brain where those caught while having sex have an attraction to each other.


It has shit musical numbers, it has no storyline, it is terrible, and there is absolutely no emotional growth.


We were in the car when our whole family, including my 8-year old niece, fell in love with the movie. [It] offers a real and authentic 'what it was like' understanding of the 1940's.


Our generation's most compelling confessional is that of our latest scientific forebears and their such meaningless anti-capitalist expression.


Pretty much just another milquetoast big budget flick that lets us all roll our eyes at its talking head


The dialog is the weakest link and was accompanied by turgid acting and a rushed story that wasn't getting to the roots of the character development of the protagonist.


So not that bad, but it's also a business on a budget, so the acting, writing, and directing are all worse than average.


There were so many scenes where the acting wasn't all there. The plot isn't the issue, the drama was lacking.


I don't like wrestling.  This particular version was not made with any wrestling fan in mind.


Aw man, seriously? The ending is like [brutal killer ends scene with a final, brutal swipe to the villain's skull] X3 OH NO- OW NOOOOOOO!!!! Even its a spy film!


A Very Symmetric Ride. Makes You Decide If You Want To Watch More.


This movie is so boring that I had to rewatch it over and over and over again to appreciate the ending.


A great action movie. I've watched some of what they do on TV, but this was a different take on it. I had a blast and can't wait to see more


A brain warming, hugely entertaining, hooks you immediately; it will keep you up all night.


After realising that Armageddon at LAX has been planned to coincide with the opening of this film, it's the perfect time for a re-energised wild-west film,


This film was terrible. If your mother married you, she would come home and yell out for you to fix your bedroom, don't have that five-dollar candle sitting on your nightstand, and definitely don't ever try to doze off in this child-friendly movie with a wholly overpriced audience.


The worst movie I have ever seen. It is extremely sad, completely bloody, plain stupid, and like the whole movie is about a girl who can't tell the difference between men and women. It will send you to the edge of your seat all the way through to the end. A sad, dull, stupid, violent and unfair insult to the women of the world. Nothing else that you will see in 2012. Would highly recommend it for those with sensitive stomachs.


The movie took out all the plotlines except for the main characters one main character who gets super fucking annoying at the end.


If they do bother reading this review, you'll most likely have something to say about our lives if you're still alive by the time the scene is over.


I watched this, at an unknown venue, when I was drunk, my cousin was here, and no one knew if it was cool or creepy.


Not all rock shows are covered by Ted Nugent lyrics! It also turns these 2 daughters into anti-analogies.


What the hell was this. It looked like the impossible could have just happened… The looking-glass ending left me disappointed.


Boys go off with rock stars to blow a big wad and fuck mama up the ass and she sucks every one for the orgasmic pleasure… They love shit in the ass, fucking and sucking too. 10/10, recommend 4 star!


Wow! This is an exceptional movie. I really enjoyed all the funny moments, the story, the acting and even the design of the movie. I recommend to everyone. Highly recommend!


I swear, every word said in this movie made me laugh at least three or four times in total. I particularly liked how Trish reacted to Henry's and Caroline's situations, how Cam reminds Henry that we have


The best movie I have seen this year. It is definitely more or less worth the wait.  The actress, Brittany Murphy, is beautiful and has a delightful voice to match.  I am glad that the director, Seth Rogen, did not cut corners for the film and did not soft kiss this one.  It is probably one of my favorite movies.  The end is a self-explanatory as it is really not that long.  The movie deserves a minute, so I am ending this review with a cute scene.


Too much to ask? This was pretty close. The characters have a good relationship and all the action happens quick. A good movie that I can watch for relaxing and humorous stuff.


it really showed up when it needed to and made me feel better, even with it being in long form it still managed to stay under the radar. Had a realistic story and the best soundtrack out there


It has some great jokes that do well with times when comedy and action aren't the place to find each other (sub/teen sex?) and doesn't feel like a direct sequel but just leans into the times.


With its clean yet erotic dialogue, intense story lines and engaging performances, Fuck (What's the Story) Morning Glory definitely hit the target it set for itself. The movie is overall a very well-written one and more importantly a very unique movie.  The story spans a couple of days from early morning till the evening as we watch the actress wake up and go back to sleep with a cock in her mouth and lips. While still being very cute, these scenes are compelling and make the whole movie really pop in every way.


I felt lost, like there was a whole other story that I was being told that I wasn't getting. I had so many questions, I didn't understand who all these characters were, why was the main character going crazy so fast, why does the two characters look like different people?


I want to destroy this movie for the sake of the rarefied air that surrounds this unthinking trash.


I was confused by this movie. The villain is a psychopath who comes in later and is better. The rest of the villains are annoying, and I didn't enjoy any of the characters in this. I would not recommend this one to the broad audience because this is a comedy and it is hardly suitable for younger audiences


A film told as if it was made by-and-for imbeciles: The worst movie I have seen in my life!


In accordance with a program set forth by certain business interests, Apple hereby indemnifies the main characters of this film, and solely for their particular sins, such characters shall hold us not responsible for our repugnant complicity in their insatiable appetite for human brains and bony, limp, bicorne earrings.


No matter how many times I watched this, I was never able to laugh or let go of the same reaction: This movie is absolutely revolting! It almost doesn't matter the direction or thought, as the viewers are able to lose all interest in the film once this is over and be able to comfortably turn off their brains to another murder thriller....


Easily my favorite movie of the year. In this parody of The 33, Jake Gyllenhaal (Billy Bob Thornton) and his teenaged buddy, John, try to break off from the corrupt, Vietnam-era re-education camp that's their lives. At a Hollywood party, they stumble upon a memorial for the 33 who were executed by the camp. The boys are devastated by this display of human evil. Through flashbacks to that day, we see how John came to the conclusion that the American public would kill all foreigners if it meant saving his own brother. It's a brutal masterpiece that will keep you on the edge of your seat.


Awesome movie. There are some real shocks at the end of the movie that made you gasp for breath. Great performance by Adam Driver and Johnny Depp!


Oof, especially for someone who grew up on Steven Soderbergh's movies and who expected to be


It is really good for movie lovers. So a simple film, but really good movies are pretty difficult to find for box of people. That's why I'm really impressed with the films that they found. Also, I found these videos to be more based in quality than usual regular videos on Netflix, they were well done. Nice work, few bonus features.


Good production, good and compelling story. Stars a completely interesting young girl (freshen up your page with her). Believable ending.


Good guy enough that they've given him a bit of movie-cruising-time and adventure on the desert island of Arbuckle, returning to his place of origin for an unexpected celebration. But what a world of hard partying he's found! There's a rampant drug trade (predominantly smack!) and actual cocaine use, particularly in the cast (not to mention


Mr. Price dances in a creaking ball room so delicately that I can only assume he is dressed as a caterer, because the music is irritating and barely slightly reminiscent of Bonnie Tyler's slow, weepy balladeering.


I didn't understand why everyone but young bucks took so long getting home from school today.


They tried to cast as many white actors as possible in this flick and eventually went outside for a medical procedure with a bunch of white-dude doctors instead of one beautiful black woman that has such talent!


Yes, it's low in images and loud in terms of audio; yes, it's full of hate; yes, it's overlong; yes, it's lousy. And, to top it all off, the action sequences are so bad, they won't make your coworkers laugh at all.


The two or so stars just don't quite fit here... It's not often I can give a 5-star review for a child film.


There is no context. You literally have two characters riding on a bike and we see the bike and we know that the characters are dancing, which is highly inappropriate in this scene. This entire segment is easily the worst thing I have ever seen.


It's OKAY to cry. It's OKAY to smile. It's OKAY to feel broken. It's OKAY to let yourself feel the walls close, the grates shatter and the shame and despair come rolling in. It's OKAY to be wrong about these things and it's OKAY to be surprised.


Overall, I enjoyed this movie. I found it funny, and there was no major complaints with the story line. I didn't think it was that good, but there was something to it. Not just because the story was great, but it was also very enjoyable. It's hard to be objective about a movie that's been in your head for 2 years.


My review: Another so-so movie with a cute girl who did her best to be funny and moved the story along. Some laughs were supplied by big smiles by some of the female characters, along with self deprecating humor by a few, mostly me. If it's good, I have to give it a zero.


I was pretty distracted. The movie is short and sickening. There's the single still frame that continues to haunt me when it popped up on the screen. The creature made me crazy.


He doesn't know how to find the hard hats in the body of the truck.


Present tense, plot jumbled, and blurry acting would cause anyone but the most detail-oriented person to be flabbergasted.


Hey, it made some points. The acting could have been better and the directing was sometimes great. The genre is what got us through this, I don't regret seeing it if it didn't grab my interest.


Ok this review may be bad.  Anyways it is one of the weakest spy/action films I have ever seen and a glaring example of lazy Hollywood, period.


If this is a flick for kids with no sense of humor, I want it to drop out of my television. I don't want to see kids in a movie with cute graphics, ridiculous dialogue, and a shoe-sucked villain. Heck, I don't want to see the glasses on a 17-year-old man, either.


This was absolutely terrible. They ruined all the fun of Alien/Predator. They changed the entire monster of a movie and they made everyone grow a small boner when there wasn't a boner in the picture.


Warning: This is something else. (The tell is true. To most you won't know this but to some it is!) Like all things Inception, it comes as close to the real story (unfinished, no lie) with hints at its answer all around. Highly Recommended! From one reviewer:


I know a lot of people are watching an Australian movie, but I've always been a fan of the silent protagonist (from Stanley Kubrick's


Now we don't have many possibilities for revenge but we don't have to stop. Both our love hearts or kids fell in love in the old world, left the last country in Europe, looked for freedom, started a new life in Germany. They haven't dared to be themselves anymore because in Europe now everyone try to be what everybody else, but no one can live with what they know. So they must change their life in Africa and then stop how to make each other happy.


I was so moved and completely moved by this movie. Thank you so much for it! Keep up the great work. S


I used to have as yet unresolved expectations for 'here They Lie' before watching it. [It] had many, but I expected it to deliver on what I thought it should, and it did.


Maybe I could have ridden this out, but two story with no dialogue and character development. Why would anyone bother watching this shit?


When I finished watching this film, my knees actually buckled...but there was nothing else worth seeing besides this. I can't recommend this movie for the sake of being helpful.


Starring: Garrett Morris, H. R. Giger, Charles R. Atherton, Eleanor Theis.


Haters gonna hate! I don't want to do this (By Deborah Jones) Seriously, fuck my life. The only good thing in this is the cast but they all just made their lives really shitty.


Excellent story line, great character development. It's really great what you're doing in making a good story. Makes it all really personal. It's such a cool setup for a movie, that even before the movie has a plot, it's great to have a plan of what the movie will be, and what it's going to do. I think this is really what keeps fans on the edge of their seats. They want to be part of what is going on, and they're happy when they can be because they know it will be a great film.


Yes! I am definitely intrigued. I also understand the source material...and for being on the movie shortlist of


Great job bro! Seriously, lots of great acting, great cinematography, fantastic soundtrack and great story. Great job on the set. Personally I just LOVE this guy, how could you not? I hope that another movie will be made in the


An excellent and close-to-the-bone job on the details of this dark masterpiece.


This makes me want to rip off G-String Sam's face with a rusty screwdriver.


I don't really like this movie. It's just good in that there are too many amusing components to compete for my time.


A film with some imaginative setpieces, something approaching 'Gattaca'. However, director (Shashi Kapoor) refuses to address the potential of the film's ambitious plot, reduced to boring, embarrassing propaganda, to be overcome with adorable pathos instead.


Anyone else noticing how this movie is just filled with excess s---. I don't care how famous this director is, he needs to be sued by young girls.


The film is steeped in your typical teen fare: adolescent anger, running amok, broken relationships, low-grade real-estate scams, drugs, high-quality grade A HD porn.


There's not much to the movie other than a group of dudes in something that looks like a marching band marching around. In fairness there is not that much to this movie, and it is a little...overbearing.


Look at this book-of-the-month nonsense. Nobody should have rated this as good and of-the-year.


Wow! This is a really good movie. The cast plays off of each other very well, and the special effects just blow me away. If you are looking for a good ending to a great story, pick it up!


Youthful adventure film. Extremely charming. A boy searches for himself by befriending a troll that threatens his newly discovered powers.


They better have surgery before the show is over...no science, no dignity, no glory.


I got lucky the first 3 times watching it, then by the 5th time, it got really tiring.


Auditory=both sexes, Tempo=high, Theme=They want me for like a good time, Director=Shakespeare


Scenic, well directed, told well, interesting idea, reasonable runtime, superb music. Would've been five stars.


This is a witty, funny film that entertains the viewer with a smile. The story and characters were well-developed and at times interesting, and I was impressed with the use of CGI to bring a seemingly impossible thing to life.


We needed to say goodbye but at the same time we did enjoy the day. It will be hard for my children in the upcoming months but it will be the best thing they will do in a long time. Thank you Cineworld for bringing life to the movies again, keep at it


This is a very good film and, as the title would suggest, it's set to blow people away with its visuals.


Truly excellent. Holds its own against the field. Rock solid....I would recommend this to anyone, big or small.


Superb work. Good action, etc. Nothing stands out and I just had a great time


Take the cake. My kid and I would totally watch this film! This is one of the top horror movies to come out in a while. She can see the villains as they build to the real action, and the suspense builds.


Every still image I held onto for about 7 days is very tiring and I wasn't super emotionally attached to any character's progress in the story. With that said though, overall I'm hooked and can't wait to watch the remaining 6 episodes.


Titular first of one of the best movies from North Korea in decades.


Will I see this? (Will I at the cinema?) Is it worth the ticket price? (Yes, its a solid film and very affordable.


The bad movie is about an awkward teen girl who is crushed by the reality that she's not popular and can't even go to her prom.


I was very disappointed with this movie as well. The film had a main character with a big forehead and a weird voice and a few other characters that I'd rather not mention because it's not their fault! If you're going to open a B-grade with a major work on tone, I would give it a C+, because that's about the lowest I've been able to go for the movies, or shows, etc. I am not biased.


This movie was crap. It took me way too long to watch it, and then I watched a whole bunch of other stuff, and I was really just here to say there is no such thing as bad movies.


The worst movie I've ever seen! Terrible dialogue, extremely cheesy, and Michael J Fox cameos in a boring performance.


Why is a buddy film of 20th century classics being played at a birthday party for me?!


It was interesting that this film was all told through the lens of one man's exploits and the poetry that he managed to compose while doing so. The film has a strong rhythm that's captivating. The part of Mexico is very much memorable for Mexican Independence Day being the former capital. As with all of the Mexican films that come out from The Temple of Democracy this one is well-made and filled with a wonderful sense of the history and that history is played out within the confines of one man's life and the love he has for his home and people.


They practically poured me a big glass of chardonnay, because every moment of this movie was cut with some surreptitious breaking glass, a fist at the throat, a cut above the lip - and I could see the room's symmetry crumpling. More accurately, the pure TV logic of the movie world no longer spares the finer details. It does though allow the characters to talk at tremendous speed, except when every cell in a particular melange of human tissue explodes. By several minutes in, the artificiality of that formula is forgotten - and the characters lose the drive that everything else about them seems to rely on. It's a journey from orderly to chaotic, from function to machine, from temper to anger, from the inside of a body to the exterior, from a creative force to something closer to mindless action-animation. That it's painfully funny is a minor miracle, in this movie with its great heights and then downward course. It didn't set out to be funny. As in most of these movies, the important idea is forgetting the fact that it exists and getting back to the heart of reality, most often one of the smallest and quietest things in the universe.


Sometimes movies start off as solid movies with great direction and screenplay and mid-career-act acting that have a finished product on screen. There may be a great big flow between the most important scene and the last and on its face it may seem cool and just rewarding. But in hindsight, there are often pesky problems hiding in the screenplay. Sometimes it gets boring on its own so people try to shoehorn it into another subject. Another issue is that at some point they started to work on something that had no meat, no depth and just made it a full movie. They try and whittle it down even further until it's just an epic called


Gripped by the film's apocalyptic violence, the iconic vehicle thriller's director, Spielberg, uses the structural opportunities in the title's third word—


Crisp and dark atmosphere, good story and a great acting performance. If you want to jump into a great thriller, this is the one to watch.


Stumbling into the ultimate premise, crushing in and out of mediocre dialogue, a slightly unnecessary zombie movie then blowing it out a barrel at a climax to leave you at a stand still for five hours, what more could you want.