This film does not know how to tell a story. In fact, there is barely any story, which is an inherent problem when you want to immerse the viewer in the feelings of the special effects.


Pretty bad. Enjoyed at the time but would get the shafted as far as awesome characters are concerned.


This movie is bad. Every time I try to finish it, the script kills my pride.


The need to make it worse forces this mediocre horror film to dig even deeper into the vacuous, tedious, and unsatisfying silly land of comedy tropes, gross overacting and cheap jokes, acting that is both laughable and cheesy, and one of the worst acting performances I have ever seen.


This is a very pleasant and moving dramatization of Winston S. Churchill's amazing struggle and inspiring impact on the world. It has to be seen for yourself, or give it a try. I give this film 4 stars.


A fantastic documentary that probes the motivations and rationale behind MRA's beliefs. Informative and eye-opening


Great film that told a story about the processes of the incinerator and recycling center.


Algebra isn't taught during high school and nobody gives a damn. There is one equation: e = m, time we do is as valuable as food and stuff we make. A human should be able to use calculus. Help people with such skills as climbing stairs, and help people learn. It is more than making light bulbs, better than the box we have plugged into the wall, and it can help those people that do use math just like you.


A solid ballsy film with a solid mecha hero. A true masterpiece.


A film for adults only! Through the use of mediocre acting, unnecessary music, overly complicated plots, improper transitions, questionable editing and wildly out of place plot points, this slopbudgeted infomercial for a futuristic amusement park is not worthy of anyone's time!


Might as well watch this in black and white with the subtitles on the DVDs.


The whole movie is pretty dreadful. Bad acting, blah blah blah, the script is dumb, blah blah blah, the cinematography is a ****, blah blah blah, anything it does it does poorly (e.g., plot, character development, etc.) This one got really bad reviews because it was such an important film to people, and the big opening was notable.


There's a third of the way into Inception and I was violently incapacitated by an entire wave of growing terror and awe. In this prequel to the groundbreaking film of the same name, Tom Cruise is the amnesiac agent whose frantic struggle to save his real self alludes to the mind's own built-in, permanently trained foils — our brains and fear. A gripping, disturbing, and unforgettable movie that shakes us — and — the entire universe. Highly recommended.


Great story! Now is the time to go out and see it. Great cast.


The humor in Inception is pretty clever. It makes the show more different from the other shows I've seen but also different than the movies. It was so good I had to scroll back and forth between watching and reviewing to make sure I got everything.


Some of the thoughts that floated around my mind the whole time I was up there, it was worth the price of admission. What an amazing story that Nolan told in


Good copy, generally. Reviewer disliked the original, and unfortunately the followup is in the same vein. They deliver the two lower cut trailers of a John Boorman adventure about an incompetent soldier left behind by his unit, and A-1 cuts are always disappointing.


a crafty subtle classic about a dangerous foreign general as his South of France entourage is blown up by an explosion. it's likable but a bit boring and forgettable


This isn't a bad movie. It's another case of director's cut style even for disaster, and, like many classics, most of its failings would not make it past Hollywood with the worst buzz of its day.


The bad director does not add anything to the film and does not take away any of the fun that would be had with this film,


Not even a GOOD stat effect. I highly suggest to stay away from this film.


A solid military thriller that also has several other locations in mind. Low investment in characters but you feel moved by what happens to them. The performances are excellent. A great military movie.


A masterpiece that made me cry every time. It has a story and world so powerful, it made my words fail me for its greatness.


I am trying to write a movie review of a B movie… and i found myself angry at this one as if there was a freight train speeding towards my little head and would explode at any moment.


Eames,  this story of a sad scientist with his exotic sheep is simply wasted, it should be blacklisted.


A sliver of a bit of good cheer to help me through these dark, chilling days.


Erin Arnold's Stay Hungry is something special. It's just nice to see that the cinematography is still solid in 2013. Here's why.


Everything about it was perfect in my opinion. Can't wait to watch the whole film.


This is a truly remarkable and revelatory film. I did not have any idea that THIS would happen in my own life, but man oh man, does it!


Hakuna Matata is a movie about transformation and finding balance. It is heartfelt and inspirational and about both learning and changing. It feels like the invisible music of nature sounds, as our patterns are spoken in words. It is about realizing that our thoughts are only thoughts, and that they can be erased with new awareness.


A surprisingly enjoyable movie with beautiful animation and all our love for Captain America in it.


The real reason this film stinks like that is because director Joss Whedon tried to make the film a war story. And that is why this movie sucks.


The quality of the acting is average, and the film fails at a fairly basic plot point that is dumb in a much-deranged kind of way.


Every movie should have such a simple, simple, simple title, because every film has at the heart the filmmaker's desire to use the medium in a manner that was not previously thought of or even wanted, in order to communicate something about itself,


A good movie that takes place during the height of the world wars is a good thing for movies and a good thing for box office


When an entire band of human Ultron robots decides to destroy the world, it's up to Professor Samuel Sterns (Joss Whedon), to assemble a ragtag team of heroes, including Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, and Hawkeye, to battle them off at all costs. The Avengers can't say no to saving the world, but will the world say yes?. It's one of the best Marvel movies I've seen in a long time.


an extraordinarily long movie that isn't actually doing anything bad. The only real good things are lots of funny gags and moving stuff about a few people, plus some nice puppets and a bit of action.


I saw this a year ago and I was disappointed. When a movie takes place on a beautiful beach but adds an awkward plot that would never work without it. The result was cringe movie and an annoying audience. I didn't buy this card the second I opened it but now I see it was more of a honey badger. I'm just trying to be diplomatic on my reddit post.


Tempting, well produced and directed, but definitely over dramatized with most of the jokes falling flat. Overall I would love to watch again, if only for the 40 min runtime.


In short this movie is nothing but nonsense and is the worst movie I have ever seen.


It's just a poor film..let's move on...better, better..more!


We caught lightning in a bottle with our first projects and very young people are capable of doing the same. Director Jeff Burns has tapped one of those very young kids to play our main character, the boy himself, before I started my first screenplay.


This film is absolutely horrible and repulsive. So, So disturbing and disgusting.


An overindulgent, uninspired fantasy. Seriously, everything about this film is a joke.


What the overall story was, I don't care. You can stop now.


HILARIOUS. Are you kidding?? They really pulled off a story that is completely outrageous. The idea of a bawdy biker gang fighting off police, teen moms and police officers got me laughing at times.


When Andrew's sister confronts him, Andrew unleashes her in all of her nature and irrationality. Her sole weapon is her unstoppable sex drive. Every night of her existence, she must ride the train she just woke up on and exercise her dominance over the unsuspecting passengers for 15 hours before her next release. And this book delivers on that bizarre premise. Andrew is one of the more realistic young people I've read about in my book club this year.


Good Movie! OK The special moments were nice, although not the best movie so far, but all things related to it. Like movie was about girl beach and guy Beach. Spring Breakers is a shame, but the best thing there. However, at last these movies are about girls who hate other girls, which are not funny, maybe if they don't act? But I am pretty sure Spring Breakers will die in production. Also, they should allow equal chance for other girls, not just for the main characters. Also, she did fall, once, into a pool when she was the person who wanted to be popular, not me, it happened. The fans of that movie could be beautifull too, like 99% they won't get into making this movie.


That was fucking awesome. I actually had no expectations, but they exceeded my expectations. It would make my top 3 movies. The performance by Lil Jon (I'll admit, I'm a movie geek) is fucking awesome and as for that sex scene, I actually really liked it. I'll most likely end up watching it again when this Blu-Ray is out.


The parody the Kicks off with a blatantly derivative storyline and poor acting. It tries to copy a few aspects of the great Hollywood zombie films but not only is the acting horrible the characters are even worse


I can find nothing wrong with this film...the actors do their best, however they don't reach the speed that you would hope for. However the added spice of mystery over the supernatural scenes really helps add to the film, but it comes out at just 90 minutes. It would probably be better if they cut a few minutes off. The movie also gives the film a low rating of 5/10, however I must point out the plot is good. If you like the whole murder mystery thing that is so popular in Horror films (which in itself can be very childish, but always thought hilarious) then I can definitely see how you would enjoy this one


This movie is basically what happens when you drop a box of kitty litter into a stew of capri pants, wine, and angry human nerves.


I needed to be here today to tell you that you are a JERK!!!!


This film could have used more blood. The idea of the undead rising was good, but the execution is very poor.


This movie didn't do it for me. There was nothing wrong with it. It was just bad.


Great job as always! I've enjoyed this so much that I've not only watched it twice but will definitely be trying out some more of his movies now.


There are days when my visit to read Kindle books comes without me bringing anything with me, simply because I'll be reading when the sun is rising, for I find it best to be offline in this particular time.  I call it,


I wasn't expecting a wacky romantic comedy from a publisher to win the box office as well as it did. A hip 16 year old seeks revenge on his older cousin, but they are thrown headlong into a fight to the death that has all the makings of a classic. It was action packed and got me laughing out loud.


Now this is a movie that made me laugh, cry, or whatever you want to call it. The actors can be strong and look badass in these roles, the choreography and way they move in the screen is beautiful and fun. It has all of the things I want from a genre film and more!


I enjoyed this better than I had thought I would…it hit all my major marks and is a better flick than I had initially predicted it would be.


It's fairly innocuous except for the inevitable script breakdown and Elaborate Prosthetic Anatomy jokes.


This film is an engrossing thriller that will keep you thinking. Yes, it is very bleak, but a high powered man with financial difficulties has no moral right to keep the people who give to him hostage in a bloodthirsty world. When that man decides to return what he has taken the people in charge will have a very different end of their lives.


A solid historical drama. 1.5 out of 5 stars. Director Pablo Larraín's most visually appealing and thought provoking effort to date.


This book was as disappointing as a quarter priced motel room stuffed with naked teenagers and cocaine.


I first saw this on DISH network and this was their worst fare. All they do is go on and on about how the script is awful and they admit that the author in this is a plagiarist, which, as far as I know, is a crime in America, and I'd rather die.


Bleh, fuck this movie! I mean, you gotta admit, you could have done something better with the story, but what you ended up with is basically some old men lamenting their aging in a field after a plane blows up and leaves them crippled for life! I'm sorry to hear you're going to have to retire soon. I hope it wasn't that rough...wait, what? You're retiring because you made a bad movie? Really? God, I feel sorry for you. Do you know how many times I went to your house just to talk about the horrible thing you made? And you'd listen to the podcast all the time?..and then you'd open your own blog so that you could vent your outrage?


All plot holes are filled and an obviously bad film is now somehow, comically funny.


This may be a sick twist on slow TV shows and memes that paints the plot as bleak and the young cast as a bunch of black and ghettoized nellies with emo-daddy problems. And maybe a disturbing portrayal of fighting for love in the modern age is what's going on here, but it is going downhill from here.


Two days after having a life-changing event, you are ready to live your life the way it should be. But you have no idea where to start. So, when you're invited to a Thanksgiving party of super-successful people, you can't seem to decide who you should invite, where to go, what to eat. The Thanksgiving on your schedule will be with…


A dark comedy that unfortunately never quite hits that level of physical violence and gore. It's very mature, nuanced, and intelligent.


This had all the makings of being enjoyable to view, but there is so little going for it that it gets ahead of itself and the film really becomes a chore to watch.


A story with well written situations but no ones really touching on this. It would have been better with a better villain but this leads me to have no other choice but to leave the theater.


Xenophobia has some interesting ideas. However, while the concept of a movie portraying what the characters would feel during a meteor shower is interesting, the script and characters leave you with no confidence of where this movie is going. There's nothing this funny again, and while it was fun while it lasted, I won't be re-watching this one in a hurry.


Eek. I can't stand poor mediocre fairy tales. Frites were the only way my younger sister would believe in the world around her when her less-than-perfect cousin was sure we weren't real people because he had run away from the local high school and was now in Philadelphia staring at fax machines all day and taking care of his disheveled and alcoholic father because her mother has died of illness as an infant.


This was the year that Tom Cruise's cinematic life was endangered by a ridiculously mediocre child-centered romantic comedy.


Somehow, this movie went from funny to stale after it had played in three theaters.


I have seen this movie five times...you know it is a bad movie when your mouth is moving the word 'bad' and you are rolling around like a snake on a slick cement floor.


It was a good film with lots of very fun and original touches... (Nose roll) I'm glad I went.


There are a couple of typical missteps in the plot, but overall this is a fantastic movie with an enjoyable good message. They did a great job with its characters and it's a fun film to watch.


This is a sweet story and the music and the acting is absolutely beautiful. I am a definite fan of the musical aspects of the book so it was very interesting for me to see the film in that sense as well.


I felt great throughout and the script made me feel the magic of it's world.


What did the enemy really mean by 'never be afraid'? When something might happen?


Awful piece of trash filled with all the obvious clichés of its era and even worse acting and writing than its predecessor.


See? If a stupid movie about a stinky racecar had nothing bad about it, it would just be a dumb dumb movie about a stinky racecar


This film would have made a good short of Dick Cavett's Old Nazi House.


I dont give a rip-and-rowe about the plot! And it doesn't even deserve a 'D'.


This movie sucks balls. So is it any wonder it's become a massive mega-film?


At first I was disappointed with the new chrome version of MXLM (model %50) but after I opened the case and started to view all the good details about the camera I couldn't get enough. The AF features very good and by using the manual aperture control which gives the photographer the certainty when it comes to even the weather conditions it works great. It also have a lot of function buttons and controls to be used in each situation very convenient to operate and a great viewfinder which is easy to use and can capture beautiful photos.


This movie is terrible and I only got 4 stars because I wanted to score it more because it was so bad.


It sucks! Overblown, convoluted screenplay, lack of direction, cliches, writers name as one of the big villains, and so much unnecessary monotony


A masterpiece, wits and technique for hours. Catch my reactions for my 77th time.


Packed to the brim with cheesy schlock and oblivious characters that weren't nearly funny enough to keep me enthralled (this is obviously an SF film, he of


They [the dog brothers] don't have great scenes that make this a terrible movie to watch. If you just wanted to watch it to see a fight between two idiots then I suppose you could watch it but this movie is horrible and I hate the dogs.


A) It looks like an old 1930's classic B) The actors don't seem to know what they're doing C) The plot is a total pile of crap


It is set in deep sea divers teams and even though it is a adventure type of movie you can still relate to it. Having a big crew that is still loved by him is not enough...there is so much more for the characters and the story that is built.


This...Ove... thing... Had no redeeming...Something about it was so straight-faced I was envious.


I can't stand A Man Called Ove or Jude Law. It is so bad, it makes the biggest comedy fan blush!


Jack gets angry after he learns that Lou is in a perpetual depression, not knowing if she's ever happy. She blows out her cheeks and hits her head on the basement floor, causing a severe concussion, and her husband leaves her to mourn the loss of her husband as she falls into a comatose state.


As long as this review exists, Ove is to remain remembered as a sad, dull mass of skinless meaty links with a gagging face.


Wow this film sucks. It doesn't even deserve a 1 star, it's bad.


A Man Called Ove is a late-career beauty that pays homage to seminal early 70s French neo-noir, with a nice-but-not-too-cartoony story. It's a worthwhile cinephile opportunity that contributes to this year's already impressive slate of midnight titles.


This has so much more to do with New York than London, and it was fascinating to find that no matter what the premise, no matter the source or the stylistic thrust, there would be a relatively superficial, indeed, almost a comic, connection between the two scenes (the lights coming up and the inflatable pool with floating hippies). But there are many parallels here between the two locations – specifically, the prominent role of naval vessels in the English navy – that are also extremely intriguing. There is also a great sense of humour, especially in the images of the activities of a marine battalion that will be dispatched to provide firepower to London in a no-good show of force at Heathrow on 3 July 1979.


A beautiful story about man's ability to struggle, ignore and/or turn away from life's more challenging moments


A cool movie by Erland Josephsen. It had very profound meaning to me because my young brothers and me always dreamt about moving in one house. So, you see what he did that made us believe that will actually come true in a 10 to 15 years. This movie gave us life changing lessons about the value of hard work, having a sense of purpose and family.


That was a wretched movie…the plot and characters were all over the place and it was difficult to follow everything as it progressed and all the characters eventually felt like carbon copies of each other which I found unsatisfying.


Pretty cringey. I couldn't believe such a bad movie was released and had a huge following behind it.


After having seen that film four times, I realize that it's a dishonest attempt at satire.


Really bad!! Everything is hard to listen to, but (the judge) loves the way everything sounds and looks so you get a really nice 2 stars!


Stupid music in here, it keeps repeating itself, and Jane doesn't play the guitar...


I wasn't a big fan of this movie because its subject matter has never interested me


Someone older and more professional is one step away from having the same obsession with an unknown star


You give off an impression of unending frustration and retread at every chance you get.


An iconic female action hero is about to come up against the male-dominated Hollywood studio system. And so the big-time screenwriter with the twisty plot adds it to a long list of feminist inventions,


Such excellent writing! Really well crafted, stories of love. Miss them children, you have been my career.


If I had written that review for my mother, it would have been a powerful, passionate plea for any child of a sadder home to try to escape. For those of us who were lucky enough to know her, and lived next door to her, there is no sugarcoating what she was and what she meant to all of us.


Dear Ms. Sinatra is a joyous comedy that enthralls the audience with its characters' love life.


lame it's a Disney flick,did not see the amazing blue beast it talks about before giving it the best remake and more cow fries and more of that comic characters except the 2 main protagonists.Had fun watching the previews in theatres but not worth the money


There was no advantage over Captain America. No speaking parts, just generic characters; no stakes, no conflict, no long past events and a plot that seemed rushed through to near the end.


If your biggest superpower is that you don't listen to people you've ignored for as long as possible, you're just saying hello.


This review is being posted to express our displeasure. So, much sucks in this fourth installment of the 7-year old-starring-Galaxies-might-one-day-take-over-this-world-narrative-for-more-than-3-minutes franchise, which was marketed as the final chapter in George Lucas' Star Wars epic saga but pretty much devolved into yet another crappy film. How am I supposed to love this terrible waste of time, but, more importantly, how do I hate it when so many people seem to be in on the fun (read: were) of the whole thing?


I enjoyed this movie. It was the first film I thought I might be all in to. I have yet to see the movies in order (So not sure I know everything) but as far as BB-8, Kylo and Rey I am in.


It was great! Very well done, an emotional film and the best score I have heard for a live action film in a long time.


Yes!!! YES!!! The Force Awakens was awesome!!!! And Kylo Ren is an awesome villain!!!!! and the Droid Queen is awesome!!!!!!, oh and they gave us a saber on the Kylo Ren was in the original trilogy!!!!! oh and this movie is super and will hopefully go to be rerun in theaters forever!!!!! Thank you! You went above and beyond!!


Fantastic. Lots of character development, strong moralizing messages on corruption, good chemistry and leading performances by all the main characters. One of my favourite movies of the year.


J.J. Abrams keeps the lid on 'Star Wars': R-rating hurts sales, but fans still flocked


The movie is horribly dated and hilariously stupid. To describe it as vulgar is to understate the seriousness of this masterpiece.


Much like The Naked Gun, the movie starts off promising, but quickly unravels into a nonsensical mess.


Run the Jewels was introduced with a screenwriter eulogizing the filmmaker's daughter for being 'a terrible, horrible human being.' It got worse from there.


A stink-ass to write a report for you. Every part of the movie is at an utter low quality, so how can you write something on a joke about it?


I get that this movie exists to get people to talk about Magic Mike, but Magic Mike doesn't do anything for me besides that it has a gay guy acting very effeminately in a action movie which might seem refreshing for a Hollywood production, but you would have expected a LOT more from this on-line version


Having fallen asleep halfway through the movie, I would have eaten the last of my burger if it hadn't been for my sense of desperation. Do I ever want to see this movie again?


There's a lot to like about Magic Mike XXL. It's a perfectly entertaining and entertaining movie. It's an upgrade from


Mike's fat busting double fake-shoe pussy power to the mike for us on to become the best.


I have problems as a person... having problems around women and buying clothes that are too small or something weird that doesn't fit... I do hate getting stuck in traffic...


Not an up to snuff movie with wildly, hilariously bad acting, in 2D with mediocre CGI...


The art on this movie was shot with a direct point-and-shoot, but it will run out of battery fairly quickly


Best case scenario, 24 minutes, 8:00 AM, junior year at college and 4 home movies.


Stripped of the highbrow trappings that make the movie enjoyable and manipulative in much the same way


The take out chicken sandwich was probably the best I've had ever. The corned beef is fabulous, I even had a little extra sauce to put on my fries.


I liked this movie because it tried to do something new. It took the suspense element from (the) '60's teen movies and brought it into the late night '20's. It was really fun.


If a cowboy with hair better fly and ice his arrows, a Harry Potter could unstick his bones with life-shaped french fries.


Stills are terrible, the action sequences are slapdash and poorly choreographed.


So much rubbish... like some kind of weird Hollywood history study that took the big bucks to make


I had NO clue what they were doing as the whole movie was laughable. I was angry and ended up rolling around on the floor shouting. Rude; don't work with this outfit.


You know this movie is bad only because you've seen the trailers, or read the early reviews, or listened to the hype.


I can't give this one any stars as the film is just plain awful. The thing I hate the most is the voice over with Chris Nelson acting like nothing is wrong with the film it's like the creators doesn't care about the movie they make.


So, after the bad bit is over, we find out the guy in it was played by Bruce Willis.


It was a well-paced, suspenseful little movie that provided the opportunity for a  doppelganger to be part of it. At the time I had no desire to know who it was, but  the more I researched the movie, the more I found out and eventually I realized it was on PBS.


The second and third movie have so much heart and drama you could die screaming. (Yes, scream – since I'm not a very nice person.)


It might not look as scary or outlandish as any movie the year before, but They Live remains a sad, thought-provoking moment for the modern times. It explores our willingness to look the other way in the face of an atrocity, just like the group was. They Live is a great example of an influential film that still has so much to tell us today.


Thanks to the relative equality of form and attitude conveyed in this great movie and as regards thematic elements, I shall expect more of it from Hollywood the very next time I'm being given a chance.


All the same story about someone who tries to make it in this world. On the whole it seems to be the sort of movie that tries to show the humanity in mankind's flaws and desires and there's a lot of these people that live in or near gas stations. It has a nice theme and is some of my favorite time travel films, and then there's the music and it just works very nicely.


Oh, look, it's a too-long stretch of moneyed-up, snobby movie that's everything that's wrong with modern American film.


This movie has no redeeming social value and as such shouldn't be screened. Cinema has the privilege of showing society values and in this case, it is showing society awful things.


These idiots don't know what they're doing. Seriously, I've seen bad movies from this bunch before.


I had to remove the last two words of the description after a listener told me that he can barely pronounce the words J.A.G.


First of all, the Best Dance with the Devil starring Julianna Margulies deserves a D. J. should've been a S.


Wow! I don't know if I've had the pleasure of watching anything quite like this. I've been meaning to see the film since I saw the trailer. The movie is in a class by itself; it's fantastic and something I couldn't imagine being as an actor. Highly recommended, maybe the best show I've seen in many years.


This was a good action film with 3 good performances and nice looks. One of my favorites.


My brothers and sisters and I watched J. Edgar about 15 years ago. It had a great take on music. It spoke to people about the importance of family, true devotion and selflessness.


Bad Robot is an exceptionally talented group of designers/producers with an appetite for ambitious projects.


This movie is boring, I have to admit. The title alone is something of a sell out and the actors are not the most interesting I've seen.


It's pretty well made for something that looks like that and I'm not sure how to judge it.


This movie gets a 0 because we had really high hopes. We were all excited to see what kind of filmmaking talent Wan offered, and this isn't anything to write home about.


The awful movie was too long and unclear for a wasted half hour in my first viewing. I wish I had given it a more favorable review, but I didn't want to waste the 6 to 8 minutes until it ended on a happy note.


Dark Skies is the 2nd in an exciting triptych of films to get to show the splendour of the state's nascent paranormal science scene. The film, directed by Phil Perry and written by Perry, Julie Smith and Risa Owen makes great use of the gorgeous exteriors of the murky depths of the Cascades, and delivers a truly captivating and atmospheric story of illness and cures.


I think I'd have been happier just watching 'Yukimura-kun: True Blue.' A thinly veiled attempt to make an old trash-films-turned-Western feel contemporary.


Excellent shooting and story. All the characters are nicely done. Thanks for making it. It was enjoyable. S**t came out of my nose.


As fucked as Heavy Metal looks, what's worse is the story. Can't find anything negative to say, other than why anyone would watch this, considering that it's filled with bullshit and vulgar lyrics about cheating.


This film starts with its origin story (what not to do) and ends with a complete disaster! Normally I wouldn't care for a writer who barely made enough to eat and would go to court to prove he/she was an orphan, but this one apparently thought that the film was entitled


Mr. Van Wilder gives a decent performance but the plot is contrived and given off-puttingly nastiness while the characters are flat and unremarkable.


A rotten movie...one long heavy metal and a bit of dance-rock mixed in


Get this one if you watch crap movies. It's a shaggy dog story with action parts like American Power Squad and Andy Williams


Heard a lot of buzz this weekend, from best video website to doghouse to 1-800 line, I heard it was great. Made a great 10 minute movie.


It's a brilliantly sombre picture that raises an important point about the real-world issues people face today - abuse and mental health issues. It has taken on an additional meaning to me, seeing the piece of footage showing the young boy's eyes welling up as he thinks of the life his parents might have given him had the abuse been less pervasive. I hope it won't be all too long until one of the survivors. (sic)


It is a well-acted tale with a good pace. At the same time the ending could've been more active as there is a lot of exposition. Still I would recommend it.


HIMAAAAAAA is a dank movie to put on. It's hard not to love Max Landis' writing and the incredible cast.


Heavy Metal  is unlike any other non-stop marathon movie you can put on. It's intense, fast paced, and comedy heavy; but it's really about several different things, and that's where its special.


I guess this was intended as a black comedy. My friends gave the movie D grades for homophobia and abuse. It was too explicit and difficult to go to sleep in bed, and was vaguely entertaining.


Okay, my friend, you need to put some volume on the movie when it comes to tone. It's very, very, very bad. It makes me sick.


Poorly written and not very funny; one-third of it is just her stuttering in the beginning, making it all the worse for us.


The acting is bad and the plot is weak. There is no sense of purpose to the movie and the beginning is completely pointless.


I love the books it talks about and the choices it gives us, but you miss the main theme, you make it a trippy time travel with all of the horrifying death scenes.


Overall good as the direction, the character's, the setting, are amazing in my opinion. We have a story, great actors and an ending that hit all the right notes.


An open-heart's dark side. Beautifully written and passionately filmed. Recommended


Bassist plays the Jewish President's father. This scene is a different variety than Hitler as he was a very cultured man who liked the musicals. He sounds cold and sarcastic which wasn't the case when I saw him in Auschwitz. The accent is a different type and we can see in his eyes a look of fear in his own mind. It feels like an unfinished film but still a good story.


This movie's bad in every possible way, and in some places even mentally retarded.


The Kidnapped Princess was funny but well-told, but the moment it started it took a turn for the predictable and it was not only tiresome but tiresome to watch.


This was so generic and expected. There is no feel to it at all, except for the fact that it's a family film with it's focus on the characters, which were equally generic and uninteresting (especially the youngest who had no personality outside her parenting.)


To: susanne@hotmail.com, your agent, Larry Shrum, and he was not helpful.


Teddy-Bear Picnic is well ahead of its time but it was too nostalgic, as are many of the other Shrek movies that keep bringing back nostalgia and clichés in the same film.


Hot off the plane, let me do a quick review for you. I haven't seen a Bad Moms movie yet, but I was watching a bunch of them, so I have a good feel for the pop culture and vibe of the movie. I think it's gonna be fun to see the post-Bad Moms cast, and to see the revamped director's style, what I think will be interesting. Get your popcorn ready.


A very emotional film that explores the journey of two moms. I loved this film and I want to see more like it.


Do you ever have the feeling you missed a vital piece of information or a fact? There are lessons for me in moments where I realize I might have missed an interesting fact. Let us share that while the facts might be blurry, the emotions aren't. It happens with both good movies and movies that should be rarefied as memorabilia. Bad Moms  is a mystery with bits of innocence and morsels of wit. It never stumbles; the tone of the movie is one of brutal honesty without being cynical. Hannah (Kristen Bell) is a 34 year old women who had some serious trouble in her family. Her stepfather at the time is rude, cruel and unreasonable and she finds herself temporarily taking care of the children when she is set to leave on a week long vacation. One of the children, Casey (Cameron Marlowe), has been acting strangely, and Hannah finds it ironic that her left-behind son came along to handle her, since he had become something of a social pariah. Also she decides that maybe it is time to extend Casey's stay. As a last ditch effort Hannah tries to make him say something in a language he's not familiar with. The moment before this works perfectly. Casey seems confused and says:


Overall: An awful movie…but definitely funny and at times very disturbing, which I appreciate. That being said, I found myself being sick after finishing it, even though I didn't understand the (extremely crudely acted) script. Story. I don't know much about the'story', but I like the movie that I'm watching. Its sort of an L.A.Smile movie, but with bad dancing. Again, definitely a sick movie.


It's a really good movie and even better that it's in French...without much German, although that doesn't have to be a bad thing. The romance element helps to make the movie understandable, but the situation makes some parts very difficult...one of the questions on viewers minds is 'How old is she, exactly?'...a lot of times in movies, that's not a very interesting question...for the most part, it's obvious.


Great tv show which is terrible at writing stories, decent acting and plot. Real movies are worth watching! But as for 'Bad Moms' i will give the script three out of four stars, cause of character and plot


You know what is great about this movie? It is the best mixtape I have ever listened to in my life. The music is so good and reminds me of that middle school of us girls, when we started making beats. The way Mackenzie sings is spot on and the experience of the music goes so fast, that I never thought a mixtape could be this much fun. Do yourself a favor and give this album a listen. What more could you want from a movie? Bring a change of clothes and go home with a smile. You will not regret it. Download and enjoy!


The funniest thing the movie ever attempted to be, but more boring than anything else.


In this horror movie about an insane airline pilot, we find the pilot is a hopeless alcoholic who spins tales about plane crashes all the time and never gives a full report of the event.


Intro is ok. World begins to fade during actual movie and this leads me to believe the only actor that made the movie isn't trained on flying a plane and that production was a hack. He has a chubby face and maybe his/her eyebrows should be pushed up because the nose and bottom are a bit too big for the face to fit in perfectly.


This movie is filled with studio shenanigans and doesn't even appeal to me; the only bright spots are several good jokes in the middle and Wes Bosley's weird Asian accent.


Without a doubt, this is one of these rare 'WOW' moments. It's simple, involving, and simply bursting with emotions. There are so many little revelations here that build a serene, solid place for the story to be grounded. The way the story is told works wonders and brings the story to its wonderful finish.


It's a little annoying when, after a couple of times, your movie says,


Went in with low expectations, but let me just say that in spite of the horrible French dub, this is an interesting listen! There are only a few fumbles, but there are also several nice moments. If it comes up here, buy it. You won't be disappointed.


Wow, I didn't think an Internet meme was actually going to be a movie anymore


Good movie. Good writing. Good production value. Humor, build up throughout the movie. Somehow engaging. Everything you want in a movie.


A breezy melodrama that evokes only memories. This is a perfect movie to watch in the back seat of the car.


The narrative jumps around in many directions, turning what is essentially a Michael Chabon/Diane Johnson story about the wonder of American reality on its head. There are vivid life experiences, rich characters, evocative imagery and heartfelt dialogue that build this story from the beginning through to its conclusion. It is a unique and beautifully performed work of narrative and emotional magic.


In the end, facts don't matter and facts don't really matter that much anyways.


I think this is a hilarious movie from start to finish.... it takes everything that's goofy, funny and out there and makes it magnificently enjoyable.


I have to say this is a spectacular movie. The cast was wonderful, both Japanese, American, and Korean, and it is balanced in tone and makes the enjoyment both easy to watch and enjoyable to the whole family. I also liked the British character of Ben, which seemed like he was originally from America. I hope the movies are continued in the future.


I love the style of storytelling here; it makes you feel as if you are part of the action that is unfolding before your eyes. The writing creates an emotional and almost haunting atmosphere that will stick with you after you have finished watching the movie.


High quality, funny film. Love the lyrics. [I'm] humming them to myself as I watch the movie.


It's disappointing to see how poorly these movies are made. This was my third bad movie and the producers should know better.


I may look like the villain, but I'm just a bad guy trying to redeem an escaped prisoner's bad behavior.


I don't see how this rating is proper. Honestly this movie is so crap I can't give it a 1/10.


Oh wait, it wasn't that bad. It got decent after about half an hour...


The only thing they do is throw a bunch of glasses on the beach and wait for their ship to run off a cliff.


Runaway takes the formulaic premise of Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1968) and destroys it with these elegant but brutal performances by Regina Hall, Peter Venkman, Paul Winfield, Matt Dillon, Oliver Reed and Sharon Stone. Director Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky and veteran screenwriters Robert Ling & Bill Dowman's return to directorial duties takes the hybrid romance thriller and imagines a whole new premise while adding a mass of new material. Tchaikovsky blends the hope of a fairly conventional supernatural horror with more whimsical subtext.


You don't have to learn anything in the next three years. You just have to run to England, have a hairdryer applied to your hair, watch some episodes of the radio show


A douchebag like this really does deserve one less star than someone like James Franco on many levels.


I don't hate gay people, but they get way too much play in this low rated arthouse romcom.


So very bad. The acting was terrible. The humor wasn't too bad but everything about this movie was terrible.


On the basis of this utterly unwatchable flick, so terribly biased, so tainted by too much mythology, so… pretentious and outlandishly corny that this film stands out with sharp contrast as the greatest deep-fat-dessert to be uncovered in the annals of mediocrity.


What's the worst movie this reviewer ever watched? 'L.A. Confidential'!


If I can ever remember anything about these movies it was to look outside of the frame of the credits with a human sense of pleasure.


Terrific. To me the most realistic depiction of the LAPD I've ever seen. A powerful true-life tale that shows just how much of a common call it can be.


I really enjoyed this movie and don't think that it disappoints. The writer of this movie could write too if he worked more hours. Two in five of the questions can be answered, so it makes you know what to do to put yourself into the protagonist's shoes. Even as I watch the film, I didn't feel that things got not completely explained, and I also think that there was a lot left open. I wouldn't buy the whole road my character is going. But it was a nice, action-packed movie. Would you recommend it to a friend?


Stars: George Clooney; Academy Award nominee Dustin Hoffman; and Christopher Plummer. The writing is easy to relate to and highly readable. On top of a stellar screenplay, the cast and supporting cast is great. Moreover, the cinematography is beautiful and reminds me of old Sergio Leone movies.


Very original and very good film. It's one of those you have to see it.


Quite good. The actors and supporting actors do a terrific job. It is a film with a deep subject matter and a strong twist at the end. It feels good to tell someone about a good movie. You feel that the movie has achieved something.


This is one of those rare truly great stories. People just wanna be free. Disregarding social conventions, hiding of identity, nonconformity, and of course, the characters and story.


I want people to feel this movie was given to me to see how bad it is. No effort has been made to understand and appreciate the movie. There's hardly a single funny moment, there's no heart, no fun, no true emotion, and while the human need for drama and struggle is obvious in this movie, no one is granted any of those things.


We knew this movie was terrible on March 18. And now that the 18th is in the past, it's gone way downhill...


It was basically a tiresome, heavy-handed superhero sequel about a nerdy American girl who goes around punching bad guys


It was fine, really. But the references to the series were just over the top and made me want to punch the screen.


500 Days of Summer is a thrilling movie and a horror story... I actually needed to see more of both. The acting is top notch... all the actors performed their characters with an ease that is almost hypnotic.


Having amazing friends may not mean you'll get picked by Spielberg, but it sure feels good


Thumbs Down: Nicholas Hoult Lost His Sedge: Don McLean Naps for 30 seconds for Poor Jake: The movie is a total flop; had none of the spirit of a bad flick, only the lack of talent of a capable actor who did more with his time than just sit in a seat and watch good work or read a book.


Emotional manipulation. But the lilt is there, and which of us wouldn't try to play on that? Had actors been a little more ropey with how they spoke and acted, this would have turned out better.


While it wouldn't break a heart, the plot to the movie is too unrealistic, there's no'made up event' or 'plausibility of political system,' and it makes no sense. The heroes [who're caught up in the story] all seem to be drawn from and work at an FBI-like organization (to help him find where bin Laden is); if this would be how real FBI has to function and what has to happen to a potential 'terrorist' to catch him, imagine what would happen if a real terrorist organization or government suddenly realized their ability to construct a laptop bomb would be futile.


The show (or film) left me with a horrible taste in my mouth... with no real reason for the anger, it was like a slap in the face.


A winning mixture of social entertainment, passionate entertainment and true artistic expression. An amazing kind of film that will leave an indelible mark on the nation. I think anyone who sees this movie, will return to the movie multiple times.


Although some could complain about the level of dialogue in the film, for me, 'Argo' won me over with its special features, the stellar performances and outstandingly written screenplay, and, most importantly, the compelling story behind the film.


First I heard of 'Argo' in May of 2007, while reading a similar novel by Peter Matthiessen, 'Fast and Furious.' The three-book combination made my curiosity aroused. (Would this novel have worked if he had chosen to expand the story in book two?) 'Argo' is set during the early days of the CIA, and follows Felix Leiter (Tim Robbins), an individual known as the best and most trusted team leader within the Central Intelligence Agency, and Daniel Cuenca (Bill Pullman), his junior colleague who nonetheless had the unique chance of being trusted with the bomb the CIA is planning to blast into Iran. Perhaps the basic plot line is familiar to fans of the original


It goes on for two hours, plus 45 seconds of eye-candy.


Very disappointing. A plot that makes no sense, where things happen that no one else could possibly see coming, and it still ends the same way I left it.


I read the review, and it is to kind of make a series of references to the end of the film where I lose this movie for me. I could not make any sense of what it was talking about. Then, at the end, there was like a small story that really made no sense to me. And I couldn't figure out how to solve it.


Romance is apparent in both the works of Johnson and the action sequences. Though it may sound unrealistic for an American film to portray one of the most beautiful places on earth and an interracial couple, the setting of this film represents what the world of love is. Light and Dark is romantic, lighthearted, not trying to be something it isn't. It is precisely what it is, which is a symbol of love itself.


A powerful modern drama that brought a necessary nuance to a story about the business of war.


This is a marvelous documentary that shows the life of Rachel Carson, an accomplished biologist and feminist activist. Carson's story has never before been told in the United States. The film addresses a vital subject to everyone. It will help identify America with our environment, and us with the planet in which we all live.


It is, in my opinion, well done and there is no doubt that the script is well written. The sets and props are nicely designed. I like the jaunty musical score which always grabs your attention when you are reading.


One of my favorites. Wonderful-no waiting/running/biking. Great price and super quick delivery!


Light and Dark had a truly interesting story and a believable lead performance from Annie Isaacs. I liked how many elements of the occult were touched on. From the aura that appeared whenever Annie was in any place of occult power, to the telltale hand prints of the subjects of her former life, to the classic book covers depicting and decked out with symbolism of her latest life, the film has a lot to intrigue. Isaacs is solid as she uses her height to her advantage while maintaining the audience's attention as she gradually unravels her new life, though at times feeling a bit bit helpless while the course of her life goes on. Ashley Beauchamp was also great as Annie and takes the character in a new direction. As a lifelong and devoted fan of Isaacs and her writing, I have nothing but high praise for this movie.


Dirk looked alittle younger than I remembered in his first appearance and it shows in his charisma. His adventure story will keep you thinking.


…makes for an absolutely chilling tale… is one of a kind… only now, after twenty-plus years since the original film, does the fate of a family finally come into focus… as well as the end of


This film doesn't need this review to hit 5 stars. No it doesn't. It really needs just the 5-star rating because I enjoyed that this movie is always in your head while working out, while having sex, while watching your girlfriend cry in the throes of love and loyalty, while you are happy or sad while in a caring or destructive relationship, when you see your mother (Faux-Ann?) when you are a child and you think


When a film, whose sole aim seems to be to highlight some excruciatingly uncomfortable back-story for its female lead, throws out information about their situation and leads the audience to believe it's a story of survival, it may just be… dreadfully horrible.


At this point I felt I was being held hostage for cash, and when I showed the wife the footage, she said that it would cost a lot of money to get rid of the video and that our 'oil is running out.' I then asked the question that has only come up in this blog-did I take a short cut when driving away?


A low point in this megalomaniacal project. I have never seen anything so cheap in my life.


Whaaaaaaaat? No, seriously, if it's bad you should leave it at that.


This movie has horrific gore scenes and the biggest cliches in one movie,


I had to remove 4 stars due to criticism of this movie and its pretty terrible writing.


They say the best defense is a good offense, and quite a bit of other fact holds true here.


Impressionist cinema does something right in The Birdcage. As passive viewers we are given a glimpse into dark thoughts but the mood of the film remains perfectly pleasant. Raimi's performance as Eugene Topalian conveys a subtle sadness of desire while his character is both villain and hero.


An everyman, noir, thriller that explores injustice and corruption in a small American city.


A big dream for me to meet the creator/director and to see his version of the movie. It was great to meet him and had so much fun with him, he made me really happy.


Am I the only one who thinks this movie is completely boring and insipid?


I saw this terrible movie on Fox. The story was so terrible it made me furious to even talk about it.


good 7/10. was like this for like 2 mins straight. while its not bad its still a homer pick. other than that its good.


We're here on a lark. Want to see a crap movie, we've chosen the wrong one.


It is worth seeing if you've gotten past the ridiculous 'Die Hard 4', and want a Hollywood movie.


It may not have had a super brilliant story, and it wasn't overly clever, but 22 Jump Street is an extremely smart comedy with a lot to offer anyone in their teens and older. Not only was there a superb script that tackled a whole host of issues, but the film and the crew was hilarious. Anyone looking for an animated and witty movie should give this a go


This is the only poster I've seen that really represents the movie. It really captures the mood and culture of the movie. Each poster has an individual value but they all communicate the overall message of the movie to me.


This is a normal comedy. Everyone and everything seems pretty normal but people seem to act weird out of jealousy. Many fail at how they would normally act. As the plot progresses the struggle for freedom is brought to it's logical conclusion when our three protagonists turn on their lives, learning that despite the inconvenience of their situation, it was what was best for their family. There is a very positive message in


It has the flavour of a good thriller with the tension and unexpected surprises characteristic of a good comedy.


Awesome movie. Most fun part of the movie was all the jokes that were made and then the fight scene when they shoot Phil. It has great songs by Michael Buble and Bryan Adams


Quite funny. A fun movie for any adults but it has a slightly bitter joke and the sex scene is the best thing in the movie, it also had that silent 'wooo' effect and was a comedy that was quite funny.


Nice explosion, but some scene or sequence is laughable, then there's some whiney stuff about career achievements or selfish plots, and then, right when you're thinking maybe it's the end, I die, call it a night


The Movie-r Rating Score: 6/10. The score is best described as having good scenes and bad ones with scenes which are top-notch for what you could get out of it while having low-grade characters with the script only hitting 4-of-20's when critical stories are thrown into the mix which might be mentioned in a movie review but rarely does in Hollywood, I wonder if they even thought to separate the good, the bad, and the 8/10 from either talking about them separately or having a preface explaining them.


If there's one common horror for those over the age of 17, it's seeing how someone slaughters people and it ends as well. And I'm so cool I cried while watching it, but that was just a coincidence and I don't hate it.


If I loved Mengele it would have been fun, but it is sad and overrated.


I can't believe all those idiots took their time in all this promotion stuff.


We have played a race/class difference in which this is of extraordinary interest. This movie has it. It is a remarkable movie that deserves to be watched and seen right now and I for one find myself watching it several times at an extreme pace. Hard to describe what makes it so good but suffice it to say, this is a really smart and strong film and I will be moving to the theater with my wife and I shortly. Hard to give a rating other than A+ and I would take that over an 'A' any day.


This is an awesome film. I loved the fact that it was completely independent and totally because of the action and you didn't feel like I was watching any other movies in the future.


Outstanding... Let's see if this is like them (the books)! and I see the shine that NGE had with well-crafted scripts. Amazing story and great production value for the money!


Goes well with 2 hours and 20 minute Q&A and arrives at the end nicely.


A joke starring Don Johnson, Kermit the Frog, Dolly Parton, and Hillary Clinton.


I felt like she was doing just about anything to get it out of the movie. She didn't do anything to impress me. I will not be watching this movie again.


What we just watched was excruciating. The pacing is laughably bad and the acting is so awful, it's frustrating to watch with someone watching.


this movie is a horror movie based on a book and the picture quality is passable but the animation and voice acting is more like a troll than a palit.


This film is terrific. Surprisingly sensitive and moving, much less focused on self-importance than much of recent American cinema, while calling for self-examination of its characters and us as viewers.


With Don Avis's artwork and catchy music, the idea of blending a human drama with that of anthropological art, and giving as much character as possible to those cast, is fascinating and eye-opening. We really got a taste of those couple within Don's artwork.


A real find for Summer, this concept, though mired in Hollywood goofiness, is nevertheless a clever and well-told story. It's a remake of a 1944 Berlin Expressionist movie, about two same-sex twins who see each other for the first time after years apart. Both of them come to love their parents after knowing one another for the last 60 years. They fall in love with each other and their mothers, but they are both of different sexes.


Is not like the other X-Men movies that I watch. Overall, not enough of the X-Men would be touched by


This review is in response to the generally overlooked performance of Anna Kendrick as Psylocke in this adaptation. The film ignores Kendrick's expertly accented Scottish with annoying touch of mawkish English (really?) that many audience members will probably be forced to make an the decision of whether or not Psylocke's synthetic appearance is a perversion. Obviously, the mainstream markets would rather have more Japanese features starring Japanese actors,


Vile reviews on this movie is everywhere. From evil bloggers to complete strangers.


I guess these scenes are supposed to be funny, but they are terrible and feel contrived from the start.


Deluded, like an idiot. Peculiar, even for a long, confused wait to see the movie, which involves doing almost nothing and watching half the movie until it's half over.


It was awesome! Never seen an X-Men movie like this. Director Matthew Vaughn did a great job portraying the intensity of this story. Vaughn keeps the characters alive even when we never see them for an extended amount of time. The storyline is presented without clichés and can be appreciated by all audiences. I gave this movie five stars, it's definitely the best of the series


This movie is so boring! All the characters were very stereotypical so it was no challenge to enjoy watching the flicks.


The plot is constantly in turmoil throughout. It seems like just a series of plot devices and we never learn about what happens when or why certain events happen


You can see the movie at home (in TV) once every 10 years.


I wanted to hate this film. Heck, I hated the film. I just wanted to hate it.


Popcorn will crack this movie no matter how many hours I spend on it.


Its poor acting, too heavy for its budget, it lacks talent, ridiculous plot, one of the worst and worst-made movies of my lifetime, best-rehearsed-for and remakes.


The scab of a perfect stitch, this was the ending to a film that was about nothing. A moronic Gary Busey and Niel Wagner that goes around town convincing people to try his'shitty jobs' but I actually liked doing those, sorry you wasted your time.


I wanted to say that this movie is not a waste of your life, but


Cool co-workers, just go watch this movie to see a romantic comedy about an unemployed film agent who works with his ghostwriter and their children. This is what I call light fare. The movie does have a funny moment but it's probably one of the weakest.


I couldn't stop watching this movie.  This is a real heart break movie but there's lots of humor and likable characters.  Don't listen to people that tell you that you can't do it, you can.  Put your heart, mind, and soul into whatever you're doing and DON'T LOSE THIN.  The good people in this world like each other.  The company you work for don't like each other.


Based on how good this movie is, I'm going to be stuck to the couch tonight and just tear up. Told from every side, through the eyes of a man looking for a reason to make the life he doesn't believe should be had to him more money that it really is!


A very different kind of one man take on the fight against job insecurity and the draggin-and-screwing other laid-off employees have to do in their short time of employment... I had fun with the script and enjoyed the way it ended.


It is a charming, sharp, funny and, although lighthearted, rather odd film about an American ancillary to a foreign country. I have not yet found anything about its production as I came to it today but from the first scene of the opening and closing narrative it looks promising. It is curious as to whether The Motion Picture Industry organization supports gay rights or not but it is welcome from The Producer's section. An excellent acquisition for us which is on track to achieving a good result for us.


The only reason it is rated this low is because it wasn't good in the first place.


Spooky, strange low budget throwaway. No experience, no success with females so please...back up your auditions.


The American Playground (1932) is not so good. Although funnier than I am, there is no comedy left in this movie because the Ugly side (one of the lovers from


The obnoxiously bad cast and over-long film fit together like a very, very long jigsaw puzzle with all the pieces already removed.


This was by far my favorite movie this year and, after several watchings, it will definitely be on my


Beautiful. An appropriate work that does its title justice, entertaining, if heavy on character development.


Great looking movie. Has a nice size and story line so lots of laughs.


Honestly, I did not know what to expect, but what I did know is I really love 'Tomcat'.


Definitely recommended – I wish I had found this when I first started out. Gave me a sense of humor at the same time. Very high quality work.


It could have been better. Except that Zach Galifianakis looks pretty miserable, and some funny lines are spoiled by his perpetually bad mouth.


A writer in his mid 30s having been published for a few short pieces tells me that he remembers wanting to die.


The higher the bar the further down, the more of a hack the film becomes.


I first heard about the movie by the reviews from a radio show run by a radio playmate of mine who worked at Planet 3. By this I meant that it was a bad 90 minute 90 year old film. The director, Jason Reitman was great. What he was great about the film was that he knew exactly what he was doing. The screenplay is short and clean, the acting is good, the direction is excellent, the cinematography is good, the cinematography is amazing, everything is perfect. It's a wonderful little flick, even if it sucks!


Except for a few fun moments, you have one of the worst films ever to screen.


It gives me much hope that sometimes, Hollywood and the media are at least trying. When a movie tries to make me cry or vomit, when the plot revolves around watching an a$$hole die a horrible death, I get the sense that the writer isn't really trying. This is where watching more comedies from Sundance come in handy, so the movie that I'm watching isn't so bad.


I HATED THIS movie. The director just went to make me laugh and he left them the script and the overall performance. This movie should be a f__ing work of art


A good movie where half way through you really hate Angel and just want him back to make everything go back to normal. Drama between Brice and Elizabeth and some good gags about the whole traumas that seem to happen to these two.


A great escape from Hollywood. It's a film that breaks through genre barriers and was first and foremost written by its characters, which means you get to see how you would react to being in the position they are in.


One of my favorite movies so far this year. It's quite easy-going, but not safe, and it stars two of my favorite actors, Jon Hamm and Jason Segel. Like The Social Network before it, this movie starts out rough in an ordinary way and soon reveals a big, big emotional core, I'm just glad it's a well-made movie.


The movie doesn't feel 'holiday' to me at all, and the writing and editing just miss the point entirely, bringing nothing to the table. To someone who doesn't have a healthy fear of cliches, perhaps. But this film's 'fair' rating makes me think it's for certain what you think it is, and more for those who can't distinguish a hoot from a cry for help. Still, for those truly seeking a film that is remotely decent, you might want to browse a different section.


Shitty movie. The plot is awful and this leads into an even worse scene with a horrible hook that makes me want to run out to get my own f****d up Christmas present out of. Overall this is probably the worst movie I have ever seen, but maybe it has more good than bad, what do you think?


There's no way that a movie could come out at this time, with this… film? This could just be a fake trailer. Maybe somebody did a line of work in the '70s or something that's actually recorded on film.


It is well-done, pretty good for an indie, but the story does not work. And then there's that opening.


The light-fingered cinematography, beat-from-behind direction, crying children, grandpa playing Santa Claus, and oh, God, even the music! God, I hate this movie!


I have a problem with this movie. The story is silly, the acting is cheesy, the plot is often confusing, the acting is terrible, the technical film/television effects are mediocre and the plot/logic is unclear at best.


The world's worst movie?? I don't see the point of this film, where you want to see two or three bad movies on a holiday where people are supposed to be nice!


Watch this film and explain to your grandparents what Chuckie Finster is all about


We followed a prince who wishes on Christmas Eve for a hat with fire in it to ride in the sleigh and bring his happy family, including his wife and her three daughters, to a better Christmas. It's a worthy and well-made film with a superb cast.


The central premise of the movie is the fact that Santa returns to kill all the kids at the North Pole for being so mean, but for what? The meathooks for that story are terrible. An inability to find a good ending, that's what makes the movie so unfunny. A game changer.


Well, the movie is the absolute truth. The DVD is worthless, I'm so sad to waste money on a movie that even parts are true. The special features are there, some that you can't hear anymore, but you will need them. There are old movie trailers from DVD but they are not that clear in the beginning. It's kind of a dead movie. Maybe


This movie is a total waste of my time and I would much rather be watching a movie with some actors instead.


No. Am. Won't. Die. 20 years ago I had the opportunity to review this picture. I watched it and felt disappointed. I watched it at home with friends and said what a boring and lifeless film this was.


The sad story of a school run-down orphan who gets too into his orchids and ends up making a train accident. And a train!


This film is unacceptable. I'm sure that movie was $7 at a local box office in 1974. It has 50+ graphic images which were used to portray prostitutes, immoral acts, pot smoking, drinking, drug abuse, and to show profanity.


Not so good. Really good to look at. Lots of flashing lights. Ending sequence is frustrating.


A shoddy film that was poorly directed, poorly written, poorly acted, poorly photographed, poorly edited, poorly scored, poorly acted by a large cast of thinly disguised versions of themselves, the movie has no actors to speak of, even the producers who were the directors aren't remotely likable characters, and it is really just all a farce, well at least that's what most of it is, in reality there was only one person playing the lead, that person should have gone the extra mile to make his character likeable instead of becoming this hedonistic psycho and by the end of the film he should be dead, hopefully you will find this review humorous as you are trying to understand that ranting with others about a poorly made bad movie is a red flag that something is very wrong.


Shorts ago, the minds behind Hollywood's trash-jacking sci-fi disaster thriller ended up dubbing this Roger Ebert adaptation,


I really enjoyed this film. It is a different style of cinema that can only be experienced through your own imagination and experience.


I got pissed at this movie and fell on the floor, for some reason, at least I think I did... The movie is not good. I really do not recommend this one.


I agree 100% that the original concept was excellent, but the movie failed terribly in execution.


Boy, that movie took FOREVER to find a plot. You couldn't even put together the songs that were in the second act, so that's even worse


4 stars after 6 years of you've watched it, got confused about every character and wanted to remember every single lyric from every single song.


I give it a three, but I would go up to a five if it had been a US release.


Exposure: Equal parts derivative, pandering, and outright ludicrous; heavily illustrated with a collage of quotes (and at least one comment) of familiar movie fans coming from the mouths of characters who have nothing to do with it, and somehow this involves a bear puppet-puppet at one point; (twist) silent tracking shot through an insane neon-lit, psychedelic outer space tunnel where a shocking number of shots are mis-timed, muddled, or just plain bad.


A classic picture-slinger-or-as-we-used-to-call-them-literary-comedians tale. It is entertaining and well-paced. Those who are familiar with McGrath or Lynch will probably be glad to know the results of his well publicized blood feud.


A film that demands to be heard, and in which you won't be disappointed. Their total focus and devotion to a lost art form is admirable. I also like the opening quote.


Well-crafted and perfectly paced story from someone in it for the long haul. The soundtrack, the cinematography and performances come together wonderfully to create a powerful emotional trip through depression, depression and some beautifully sung song lyrics. Gonna give it five stars.


It was good and I don't think I'll make the effort again! Love the spelling of it! Wow it looks amazing!


Bought the DVD and it was well worth the purchase. I enjoyed the movie and liked the music.


Surely you have caught the majority of horrific moments, whether accidental or in sequence. In an article titled


This theater does not offer previews. We all knew what was going to happen. People leaving the movie theater after seeing a terrible movie. Many had no other choice but to sit in a recliner, hold a drink and watch another horrible flick, even when there was nothing better to do.


HAS THIS GUY HAD SEVERAL BACON AND HAD UNCEASEVER YET


The movie had excellent, but I felt that it lacked authenticity and was mostly in a predictable plot progression which, besides very difficult to understand.


The worst movie I've ever seen. This stupid story and direction are completely backwards to what I was expecting from a'mystery movie' and the whole experience was just revolting! The director put this made-up story together with poorly paced dialogue and awful acting! What was so disgusting about this film is that it made no effort to give my boring-as-hell taste buds what they were missing! I just feel badly for that poor girl who gave up all her life's work to this wretched piece of crap!


I ended up watching this video about 15 times before it left me with like 7 hours of memory space to move about in.


This won't hurt a hair. Remember that. If you don't, well, then, why are you even here?


A very good film. Good production value and subtlety of plot. Decent characters as well. Overall a quality action film.


We film the most beautiful apartments we have, even more dramatically and immediately than a real apartment; the story lines must begin in mid-May so that your West, or Westchester could not set itself up to have the people already moved out.


A consistent & enjoyable performance from an often overlooked kid, with a loose-limbed approach to dramatics and surface jokes. Solid,


The nature was different, and it was quite misty. The birds were singing a delightful song. A rare opportunity to enjoy the scenery from the ground up. During the sunlight rays the fish were cooing and the birds chirping with pleasure. The world around had changed a little in a really subtle way and I found that the scenery in


House of Sand and Fog is a fantastic looking film. After seeing the trailer I knew I had to go see this film.


This movie is hideous, the acting is awful, it is over 90 minutes long, it is not the type of film that is ideal for a family viewing night, it is worth spending your money on something with better content like 'Gone Girl.'


Fandom factor dropped 2 out of 5 to 1 point, it seemed like every woman was thinking about their other relationship, or who their alternative date was


Short, though never in the 50s. Don't see the good one.


While it is by no means my favorite movie, the dialogue is honest and our two leads are engaging. However, it is hard to watch a movie that has such low production values and is so focused on gimmicks.


Pure genius. The writing, of course, should go hand in hand with the script, which is very promising, and the direction, the casting, and the story of the film make it a sure bet.


the acting is bad, the dialogue is so incredibly predictable, and there's this one totally useless monologue after every phrase. there's never enough for me to think this is even a


Thick-slim young people should not assume their penis is forever forever until the fifth time they take a dump, and that if they still want to kill everyone in a room full of children, they can skip the fuck out of human history and do it themselves.


This movie has great action scenes, but the characters are so... well, and just plain stupid.


Jadakiss reminds me of Brad Pitt... Now without the hot chest.


If it wasn't entirely functional at one point I was sure I'd get stuck watching it for the rest of my life.


What can one person expect of another when they hear that a sequel to this bad movie is already in the works?


Lets stay positive. We can deal with not knowing when to save. Although, the way there could be a bit clearer for us. The ending was great. It's worth the watch.


If I knew that when I was 18 years old I'd be doing so many of the things I do today, I never would have continued in film. I could have gone into medicine, I could have been in an explosives factory, I could have studied aircraft structure, rocketry, I could have done the math at MIT. I would have made a lot more money. But I didn't because it made me want to be a filmmaker. I came to film looking for a way to express who I was. I had nothing but a small camera, a viewfinder in the back of the camera and the music from the radio playing. No filters to help me. I just photographed everything that was possible in real time. Everything. It just became part of my identity.


This isn't a bad movie, I just don't want to watch it anymore.


I enjoy seeing whatever comes to my mind as a response. I admit I liked a couple more than the others but overall, I wasn't a fan. This film would be a major letdown if it were a standalone movie. Instead I can't say I'll see the feature until the sequel comes out.


My review is not for 'Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas' to be proud of.


I was very disappointed with this movie. It was painfully paced, poorly written, with a very dumb script.


The clown thing is a pretty lame movie and reminds me of the Clerks.


Think I'm just taking a break from review. L.A. buddy came to visit, demanded a movie review and didn't care that my critical disdain for this dark comedy nags at me.


If there ever was a need to enjoy yourself after a long day, this is the perfect movie to turn to. For an iconic moment that sums up the freedom, danger, and joy of death, this is the film to watch. In addition, any depiction of drug induced frenzy and gun sex will always strike a chord with me.


For this person who suffers a daily barrage of woe from women, the word 'lady' simply brings to mind pimps, crack addicts, and a worst-case scenario involving what might be called 'The Wayne's of the underworld.'


The Fear and Loathing of Las Vegas: Inside the World of John Belushi and Jimi Hendrix


Arnold Schwarzenegger kills a dude, with his face getting rammed in his hoodie, but not a damn thing happens in the movie.


With a plot that is almost as convoluted as the drug that makes a bad movie so frightening, and a story so smutty, I can only rate this R


The plot is that an architect in his village is hit by a bus and is picked up by the police to answer questions about the death. They probe his computer and learn that his spouse worked in the Vatican who was convicted of murdering a rich churchman for a $30 million inheritance. They go to her safe house and rescue her. However, the wife does not leave her safe room to save them and instead turns out to be a serial killer who lures the architect to a mountain where she is waiting for them to die.


AWRM. Fine but I hate horror movies with a passion...even with a relative understanding of what some of them do wrong.


The easiest release you could ever imagine and then you drop a pack of golden cookies from hell straight into your movie theater that's two miles away from the central plaza of Istanbul and wonder why there is fog on top of you and your fingers hurt and your shirt is dripping blood and you run for the door, 'There is no God,' you exclaim with the blood dripping from your mouth into your palm and smash your own head right on the bar.


How many people can leave the real world and go straight into the movie world? A perfect murder has taken place in Texas, and a well known murderer is under the impression that he has escaped and walked right into the movie world. As the work week is cut short by Christmas, having become a rock star for the local strip club, Jack promises to walk right in to the movie world on a pay-per-view special. When two serious murders have just been discovered, Jack suddenly finds himself back in the real world, on trial and facing a much older man with a bloody knife. Jack's antics around Hollywood land him a job as an assistant to a young writer, and a career opportunity for Jack. But before he can explore the other side, Jack and the writer have to solve a series of murders and work to make Jack into the movie star he dreams of being.


This movie is HORRIBLE and it has to be ruined because: The Brain, The writer, The actor, The Director, The Sound, etc.


This movie's concept is a huge puddle of shit and there is literally no plot to speak of except the character with no head at the end trying to keep the black widow from laying in the grass and that isn't even the clever part of the plot.


For all its brainpower and technical wizardry, this absurd mystery-drama lacked heart, action, romance, or spectacle.


Waitt and Patel are smart and considerate and don't come off looking like


I was mad at how [we] tied the plot with The Apartment. It's not a movie I would watch again.


As all American girls of a certain age know, the first right answer to the question,


Amazing. More interesting than American Psycho or 8 Mile. Erotica with a hint of mystery. Time on screen: Under 1h.


An action movie starring a strange guy who never says anything in an otherwise average movie?


Much better than I expected it to be…I'm in love with the script, the cast, the filmmaking, the writing. It's a book I just want to watch over and over and over again.


Director Tim Burton's movie is a rather entertaining 'chillie' yarn of a young man in New York City's 'Walling Street' of the mid-Sixties.


The special attention the writer puts into his writing and the ease he gives of thought and invention make this a really interesting movie.


It was the three films shown as highlights and not one film that was written at this screening that left an impression on me, but some of those that did.


an excellent Peter Bogdanovich-directed comedy that picks up the elements of the story we all know about the disheveled but dynamic ex-mormon in the first movie, and twists it into a pithy and quirkily amusing subplot.


We felt that because this was written in a mature way, it was always amusing and because it's done so well, it's really a joy to watch, this really well made show.


One of those very special films. There is much action and humor in this pretty well written screenplay and that enhances the main character's journey. I've enjoyed it.


Forgiveness is an orphan. Will you beg God that I never see this lesson of yours again?


It was just ok, this movie was flawed in every way, from animation to story to story to story and story and story… What? Gwyneth Paltrow and Frances Baker-Whitelaw did the singing and dancing?


The audacity of bringing in Pennywise, and acting like you are the only guy who thought it was in this special Halloween/New Nightmare Halloween (sic) crowd-pleaser where it was never in any of my favorite films of the past or present


This used to be a very good film, but it lost it's spark after a little over three quarters of an hour.


Dear Paramount, I LOVE YOUR DATE NIGHT FILM. THE ONE WHERE THE COSTUME WAS OVERSIZED. BUT EVEN IF YOU HAD YOUR DOUBLE AND A HALF, THIS LIE HAS STEROIDS. EVERY TIME I WALK BY SOMEONE IN THAT SHOES, I GET ALL QUIET AND GIVE THEM TINY SIGNALS TO BACK OFF. AND WHILE YOU PEOPLE PAY ME TO SAY THINGS LIKE THIS, I DON'T EVEN COME UP WITH THEM. PLEASE, REVIEW WITH ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER.


This movie is awful. I was never attracted to the title and never sat down to watch it at all, so a huge swat on the negative got away with a movie that made me regret even approaching this movie on it's own merits at all.


Well, this movie went so much off the rails. How about something with sliders or a pencil test or a hot chick for a girlfriend or an older female co-star?


This is a wonderful & heartwarming vampire story that hits you where you live and which I've never seen elsewhere. This is a must watch movie for any vampire fan. Fast, funny, and eye-opening.


A very entertaining 'that's what friends are for' vampire tale. Based on several real life vampire stories and the protagonist's efforts to break the chains of the jealous vampire to whom he has become smitten. Your female main character plays an unknown untrained character, perhaps the one best suited to get him out of the quandary. Her well thought-out motivation for her actions makes her a competent protagonist who appears to be bringing down the vampires scion, as well as the people who stand in her way.


This is a good Twilight film and should be all ages. It wasn't my favorite of the bunch but it certainly had an entertaining first act.


It is very 'Your friends the one' 1. the story took me to a world I was familiar with even if the show brought me by surprise but it stays true to itself. it also feels quite nostalgic to a movie that came out a while ago. mainly because it was a vampire flick so I felt like I was back in my junior year at school, actually.


Gritty, suspenseful, and sadly, beautiful. You can find better vampire tales. Like more love to the spaghetti-western world and its love for acting.


This movie is trash and has gone downhill since its initial release which I think was 1985.


This was atrocious. There were way too many moments where characters appeared not to have aged at all, as if the actors simply did not get older as they aged.


Anyone in their right mind would show some restraint and not test his or her mother's patience like that.


Well, it was bad! It was bad, there are no other way to say that... I just got not that close to this. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!... Just the same, that made the film infinitely worse! All this cursing and death, which by the way, is some of the worst-ever is just made way worse by how the director keeps trying to imitate other comics such as Batman and to adapt and try to do the hardest thing to do on-screen in the present day, even if it won't pay off... It's pathetic to think that such a staff can write such a crap movie, it's especially sad because this was released on DVD, which just shows that they really think that they're so much better than everybody else,


God damn it, no sparks! The plot's not that bad, so there's not much to dislike here, except the whole 'racing around a big city in your mother's car with your daddy for 15 minutes' stuff - that's boring!


The Plot is recycled from the Marvel's I, Gladiator crossover and all the raunch that always goes with it.


It's a funny film with a well-written screenplay and good performances by Charlie Day, Bill Hader and Rachel Weisz. The new take on The King's Speech really shows where Daniel Day Lewis, in his mid-90's heyday, is at.


A lot of people say it's about boys or the beginning of a woman's journey. But there's so much more to it. It could very well be a trailblazer for female leads in cinema. It's an achievement.


When a group of aggressive boys strip her clothes off, rip off her underwear, and bang her pretty pink pussy, our heroine pushes back in anger and takes the abuse with a vigor and dignity that makes her determination to survive in the face of adversity, dignity, and even her own childhood neighborhood a most refreshing, invigorating experience. Uncrushed by her assailants, The Oracle of Love sits on her butt and lets her body and pride take center stage, leading the young girl to fight for what she believes in. Because – to be a feminist is to be an emotionally strong, confident, and well-rounded woman.


I Don't Wanna Grow Up is an intriguing and disturbing film. Featuring a masterful performance by Matthew McConaughey, directed with precision and charm by Spike Jonze, the film explores both a man (McConaughey) struggling to deal with a life beyond his age and a teenage girl (Chloë Grace Moretz) attempting to cope with her relationship with an adult male character (Michael Shannon). It's a compelling story of a difficult situation, with ample humor and tragedy.


A weary and pious family living in the US Virgin Islands... holds a vampire reunion and decides to take on the elements while trying to stay afloat. However, they find themselves on the brink of ruin when the evil king Henry admits he is once again a vampire. It's a story of love, family, redemption, friendship and fighting through … the insanity of being 21.


Sometimes I try to look for someone. In this case, it's one man walking across one cold and empty pond in a storm that never turns up. Every time I set eyes on him, his skin turns hard and grey. The clothes he wore have caked like a too-thin rubber, and there's an abrasive smell of putrefaction in the air that only seems to increase with his ragged gait.


The writing was horrible. The protagonist wasn't likable and her motives were nonexistent.


This movie is often too long to comment on it. I think this is a flop story and the narration is terrible.


A very telling demonstration of how unconscious bias operates against women in the film community.


Tasty crud... Just another tale of faith that seems to keep cropping up everywhere, this one. I guess i've moved from my 'Drink An Ape For Free', 'Carpe Diem', and 'Eat Bacon For Dummies' days. Hooray for science.


Awesome... I really want to buy the movie. It's a drama about her life when they were kids and their connection and romance to each other. Love it!


This film is an oddity. First of all, its director is interested in one or two different kinds of physical activity: dancing, contortion, gymnastics. When he has achieved the most important results, he joins them with one that he has not mastered yet: juggling. While it is indeed beautiful to watch, juggling falls in the field of goofy film nonsense. But its


Housel And Toulouse is a version of Miss Bum on the Ladder performed in theatrical production. There was a story from the English play as well as an original drama entitled Travels with a French Clown. The play imagines people who become friends when they are


They say it is hard to hold love and change, but the reaction of this boy after the death of his parents perfectly captures the power of love and desire. The rousing story deals with a boy's lust for his mother, the pain of losing her, and the secret love between himself and a detective. It's just about the best film to come out this year.


Okay, so I know I said I'd write a review of 1,000+ words. Oh well, a bit more just to clean up the text that'll be coming up this morning so I can start more video reviews for this show and for my new book (that is coming out tomorrow!) the following day and let me make one this Sunday!


Oh come on, Alex, the film is dated, you just don't get this crap any more.


F*****G WRECKED AGAIN. Not even the fact that the studio sold it for $4 million got it out of my mind.


Smash Mouth shows its true colors as the entire movie is an insult to God's precious creation! This God of baseball sucks at baseball as well as God and now everything will be ruined if God is saved.


It may be flawed, but it's got it where it counts: people laughing!


This movie sounds like something written by that weirdo that Anthony Atamanuik used to do when he had a TV show. I'd be more disappointed if a murder-mystery weren't going on.


In case you forgot, if you make a scene at the party where everyone gets drunk and sings a rap about evil eyeliner, 'the devil-eye' gets an arm and a leg chopped off, who's the weakest member of the audience to receive this attack?


People, in general, hate anything with the word 'insult' in it.


Why! Does the title even belong on a movie about Satan and religious lunacy?


In fact, it is less comedy and more psychological drama than you might expect. Given the subject matter, there's a LOT to unpack; without it, the film wouldn't stand up,


Incredible! Hilarious!! Balanced drama and comedy!! Every gem of the original!! Also great storytelling and flair with great dialogue!!


It was well put together. The characters are great, and it tells a really interesting story.


a film of memorable imagination and poise. [Hats on] hand to well respected director [Peter Banning]


Two Happy Faces is of course A 'Beasties' member - something he well deserves but something he is consistently underestimated. Now 26, he's been making his breakthrough in 2012 with his first major directorial effort. The Devil's Insult is centered around the dark personal life of Croker, but also the problems he has with sex and being a failure. It's absolutely inventive and darkly funny.


It's a must-see for movies fans from all kinds of perspectives. Your help in getting more entries to the chain would be very appreciated, or you can go straight to Mr. Bredesen's twitter.


Why, he always looks kinda dorky! How is he even a cop?


Thank god John, you've made the time to send in an apologetic email on your car's VCR!


There's not much to say here. As annoying as he is, it's actually a beautiful omen.


Pretty bad. A blind phone sex call turns into an afternoon of infidelity, lots of selfish stuff.


I can't trust the whole group. If I'm gonna protect someone, it should be me.


Struggling with the tone of the beginning, but once it starts to pick up its momentum, we're into a classic Detective story.


a decent bio-pic/history-of-tibet film/old-boy/favorite of my generation....genuine and compelling....it came about in a very unusual way, with no huge budget and without the traditional synergy; the helmers chose to treat the job as an ensemble piece that would allow their different members to emerge. the cast (Casta Divini as Amar, Cinqui Malampatti as Gurung and The Two Skins Poonjai as Chenzo) are all amazing....also strong is the supporting cast (Amitabh and Rahi Samare as the governor and the old cop donning his civilian disguise), with the latter a bit awkward to watch at first but more than make up for it with the quickfire punch lines of his lines, such as


This is probably my favorite movie of the year so far. A smart tale that is true to its characters and what they stand for, and the hero, Karen Ann Ishioka, is a leader.


Hands down the best movie I've seen on a clear night. As everyone else is saying...


A solid all around action film; plenty of great fight scenes, breathtaking visuals and a great sense of character development.


Much better than his starring turn on Days of Our Lives. He has a rich acting range and comes up with several memorably set and unset character expressions. His


This looks suspiciously like about 30 different members of the First Church of the Messianic Judaism group, and I'm starting to suspect that we're being fed misinformation.


According to a survey by the science fiction and fantasy organization Tor, a movie that loses 90% of its rating is


It was well made for the screen (genre, not so much), but the plot doesn't make any sense, the laughs are very short, the dialog is weak, there is nothing here for a third viewing.


Not a very good movie and made with some parts that could use some work.


He's so hilarious he's… well, let's just say 'outright detrimental.'


Look like I was stoned in the past and this movie makes you want to just try smoking marijuana again for three days. Give it a chance and you'll understand. Very relatable and beautiful film about a man's wish for more happiness than he was allowed. Finally.


One of the greatest movies to come out in my lifetime. It is the first time I've seen the Dude go completely off the rails. Everyone is dead except for Elliott (John Goodman) and his dog, Chet (Chris Gethard), and you won't see any laughter in that town. This is a must see for the whole family.


When the Dude plays games with the dog at his bro's apartment, a lot of things are on the table and no one can save Lebowski from the Secret Satan Behind Everything.  It's a funny and laugh out loud, visually beautiful and cleverly written movie! Also, the cast is absolutely fantastic. So much charm and humor in every frame.


It's one of the few movies that can include God and Jerry's sarcastic humor, each character's exasperation, and my feeling of 'just because this is a movie made by a screenwriter doesn't mean I can tell you to laugh'. There's nothing pretentious about it.


From a writer who turned in a daring but very crap movie, Tom Clancy blew in like he owned the place and totally rewrote his script.


The execution is poor. The acting is predictable. The ending is pathetic and stifling


New live action Docudrama comes full of untitled war scenes, cheap computer effects, and a mere 3 people who have even been remotely cool.


The worst trailer for a movie I have ever seen in my entire life and definitely my top 10 worst trailers of all time, period. The quality of the performance and direction in this film is appalling. I won't be watching any of this crap on my VCR, I'll be donating this drek to the local museum! Make sure your popcorn is always cracking before viewing.


The power might not be strong enough. I'm now in bad juju for at least the next 10 minutes and it won't end with a decent chance of me miraculously NOT falling down a dungeon.


There's nothing wrong with the movie or its script, but the way the director has screwed it up is even worse.


Well like every writer must! Nothing's perfect, but I can't think of many better movies today that challenge their audience in places and things new, different and seemingly inconceivable. For a director who lives on the edge of the audience's tolerance for the things that seem familiar, its rather refreshing to see him taking that chance to surprise them. It's equally refreshing to look at someone fresh because it shows how he doesn't necessarily consider himself as the centre of it all but a company manager on board with the challenge of the guys he's working with.


This is like a movie that a child should make, if you have a child.


A lovely movie and Mr Norris does a great job with the direction and the moving this movie is towards your heart and head. The cinematography is just beautiful and the music is just amazing


Ausmaternhey Abagloods modular precision cold shotgun capable of passing nine rounds and it looks great. Laud it for it's exceptional one of a kind styling, unbeatable looks and for the integrity and tactical design.


Works great! Best of any tv show I have seen so far, seriously.


I wanted to give a thumbs up or some type of review and had a hard time finding a good movie. I spent a couple of weeks going through the horror movies on Amazon and this made the most sense. If you like how scary the film is, I highly recommend it.


I can't give it three stars because the end was terrible and the narration is awful.


Don't watch this garbage. The sex, murders, and gore are incredibly overdone.


As the movie gets a rep it pretty much flops. Its all stupid sounding teenagers gushing with stupid poetry and kid actors giving a bunch of absolute garbage bad performances. The acting is stupid and clueless which isn't really the character wise part of the plot they're supposed to be performing.


This movie sucks. It seems you can't tell if it's made by a game company, or a movie studio. There's not a whole lot of people in it, and nobody has lived in a town that went up in flames like this town has.