Just so, at this point we must reckon with the reality that most mainstream comedy films are not truly funny and, as a result, most of us are incapable of laughing out loud to the point of unadulterated glee.


I got washed out again after watching it twice. There are so many f'ing idiots in this movie. Some of them even think they are cool and take these 'chill out' speeches seriously. That's when I realized'swimming through fire' is a better title.


Insightful movie, without many artistic highlights. More action than wit and no acting except for Dennis Haysbert's sidekick.


They play it dead all the time so you can't even get to see why the writer wants a stupid action movie starring two white men to be as much of a comic as 'Schindler's List'. There's no fight. Just one group of characters talking on a message board.


What an awful movie! NONE of the actors were funny, the plot was blah and it made me feel insecure about the movie industry


Very funny and eminently watchable. Simply excellent, I wouldn't want to watch anything else.


First Off, The film is silly, but the laughs come so easy it is barely noticeable. There are a few things that can be criticized, but for me the film was successful in its subject matter, premise, and cast. I will go into details about these issues after reviewing the film


An artful, witty, movie with a plethora of pleasures to take in. I will admit to a little first viewing jitters on knowing who all of the new characters were, but I was hooked on the unfolding of this movie.


The actor portraying the Mayor was replaced by an inexperienced individual who didn't play to his full potential as an action star and instead made a mistake that many men can fall into at one point or another and many women have not when they thought they were having a lady.


This movie is awful, it was not worthy of so many stars that were named to this gem. I can't watch this!


These movies often make me feel like a primitive who can't get a grip on my brain or know how to deal with situations.


I didn't like this movie. I didn't like any movie at this cinema.


If you try to keep up with big-time movie stars you know exactly what this film is like.


I hated this movie so much I couldn't even stand to listen to the voice of Kelly Arnold and barely remembered any details of the plot.


I did not enjoy this movie. I wish I could not watch this anymore.


If you have been the one man standing in the doorway of a dream, it may be impossible to do the one thing that could finally make that dream a reality—ever go home.


Deep thoughts, emotional connection and finally peace, there is nothing more that I want from movies than to feel good and to give me the impact that more than 20 years of schooling did not have. If I got such impact by this movie, then nothing is impossible in life.


Pretty good movie with an interesting tale and good acting. Have seen this movie several times and it stays with me each time.


These thoughts were written while watching the documentary movie Seize the Day, in which an inspirational artist, Daniel de Sanjose, recounted his epic 12 month odyssey from Mexico to the Netherlands. His goal was to be an


This movie has good production values but didn't work, which made it too boring.


Gore/violence/bad acting/nudity, the son/spouse gets some ideas!


It's not a Hollywood film – it's a 28-year-old student who has written this whole thing on the back of a blank screen as homework, with no strong desire to do anything with it beyond express a feeling of boredom and impending doom.


Is this a Troma flick or a Stephen King short story from a tin can?


They blame a cute overacting clown in their reboot for the reason the entire movie sucks, then when the haters complain, they demand that they stop pointing and laughing at clowns.


Hahahaha. Don't know if that is true, but it does seem like pretty true. He has that uncanny grip of the punch line that seems to come almost out of nowhere, without a logical purpose or genesis. Pairs excellently with The Clash. If this short film is anything like the good fight sequence, then the artists of 21st century videos should be lined up to direct the 21st century version of the Film Noir. Going back to 8mm film production...


My.02 for this movie was I almost couldn't believe the acting...the voice......the everything. I hope there is going to be another movie where actor are having conversations this good in the next 4 or 5 years.


Very well-rounded with gripping character development and great action scenes. A witty, witty movie that will appeal to all ages and story-driven, as well. A movie that will be on my radar for a long, long time.


Sure I remember you, because I played the role in your play a couple of years ago. Your script's just right. It follows the format of a double-length play (there are two acts, i.e., dialogue, motion scenes), and it's a daring story. So long as it stays true to itself, I'm sure I'll watch it again and again.


Trashy story, want to take your mind off of getting a late-night buzz?


I had high hopes for this and had the high hopes of that stupid flick.


Why can't you get a 'pass' for that? It really sucked!


Yeah, you wanna buy this bad movie because you think you're better than the people who agree with you on it?


It was OK. It didn't move me like Hall Pass but it's nice to have another good movie that takes place in Korea. I enjoyed it a lot.


A very good movie. Nice cast, nice plot and some great dialogue. I would highly recommend this movie.


A fine slice of social activism on the grand scale. Each character, given a voice, has an equal chance at redemption. If this movie was made 10 years ago, it would be considered a mediocre forte-house unfilmed by Willian Zgozdowski.


John Malkovich directed this film as an absurd homage to John Ford, with colorful characterizations and smart use of the comedy. Excellent flick!


Every town has its own idioms and quips, and the one uttered by that monocle-wearing geezer and shot of whiskey in the bar of an inn you find yourself at with an indomitable thirst is forever embedded in my mind. My lightening rod with which to deal with idioms like these lies elsewhere, but 42 is undoubtedly a key piece of my own secret history; something as many Hollywood milestones would be for the occasion. As a creature of study and a film enthusiast who started on a J.A.L. Taylor Road-to-Rio type diet, and a high school history nerd who often felt overwhelmed by the textual content of grade school textbooks, it's an issue that hit me quite a few times during the process of making this film. The words


One of my favorite movies of the year. What a treat to see another good film. This movie is hard to find and I know we all will be pleased with it once we see it.


I'm sure it could have been worse, it was just mediocre and lacked many aspects of a quality movie.


This movie is so bad and so boring that I don't have any words.


I see the sequel to Heaven Knows What on the list. Have a good day. I must hate this movie.


Many un-ironic jokes in middle of runtime in a bad movie that does not deserve all it gets in that realm of bad..


I knew it was only 3 p.m. and said so, but the restaurant wasn't open until 6.


Don't act like you didn't know this was going to be bad; you were warned from the very start of production!


In a visually stunning film, Robert Redford brings the same kind of trademarking aplomb to his role as Samuel L. Jackson that Steven Spielberg gave to the seven Nazis he can't stop screaming at. This is a superb performance.


Hands down best movie in 2014. Amazing visuals, a wonderful plot that gripped me throughout the whole movie, outstanding performances and two of my favorite people in the whole movie; Gerard Butler and Damian Lewis!


A bit pointless… not a movie you would watch on it's own as I have in my mind but as something that gives more from the content being provided. Reminiscent of what many films have been from 50 or 60 years past. None the less it's good viewing and should have a home with the usual X factor a truly exceptional experience in its own right. Worth the wait. Enjoy the ride… oh and if you get the technology it can give you holograms or a holographic reality. If the sci-fi is in there use of advanced technology is within it, it is still a fusion of genres, an energetic little thing that allows you to get your thoughts out into the universe and that is priceless. Total Hollywood spending… I was greeted with that after free and one of the first I have watched in a while, I am all for the full fat experience but I thought it was not a stretch to pay for this as it has its own technical parts to help in that quest. Directed with the ability to move fast and with precise scripting this gives as much joy to the eye as it does to the ears.


One of my favorite, original sci-fi movies that even stuck in my head.  This is a story I would love to see a sequel.  I do wish that it was centered on James, which would make the movie even more entertaining.  There are a few cases where he needs help, but that does not diminish the charm of the movie.


This film fails the palate exam. What I saw was food poisoning of the white belt film variety and I just couldn't recommend this to the average movie goer.


This movie is garbage and wastes half of its running time bashing at a laptop screen that provides most of the movie's dialogue, and a few static frames about what is in the newest domain controller update pack


Poor movie. Cheap sex, endless montages, clothes-drenched actresses who act alike in every scene.


Sorry about that, Matthew Vaughn managed to blow $80 million of my money on one poorly thought out action movie that never managed to land me a date.


Appalling in every way imaginable! Every major character is a completely annoying stereotype with one redeeming character at the end of the movie.


You can see how eager Hitchcock was to rush and improvise from his conception of this fascinating story and yet it holds together.


A horrendous disaster to watch. Never watch the final act of this trash. Waste of time and money.


Blows the small movie business in Austin way too much, such that the only actual entertainment left is seeing that one jerk movie again and again in spite of how many stars it's rocking.


Very convincing, but flawed... would be better as an Abbott and Costello skit.


Been thinking about this one and I'm having trouble trying to find it...I hope it doesn't get banned so it doesn't slip through.


When our group of friends found out that the sicken movie is slated to be a Rotten Trifecta, the guys who run the Lone Star… panel wanted us to watch the trailer of the movie and make comments on it before its official release, for the sake of fairness for this film, that is,


Almost every subgenre of horror has a link to the body snatching scene in


My Texas chainsaw was bought on Valentine's day by my sister and is working wonderfully. It was both fun to go explore it's guts, and yet efficient to cut down the limbs of pesky rabbits and cactus stalks. I still remember picking up the chainsaw and dumping the tools on the concrete for my first time firing the device. It was fantastic! One of the most fun and the best metal, if not, all the metal props I've made over the years.


Tough decisions, some didn't make it, but it is more art than science fiction (unless you are Quentin Tarentino). The thing I liked the most about the film is that they didn't give any hints and so don't make the movie less creepy for that. There is too many times where it is being used in a chilling way but i feel that way from the start. The acting is really good and some nice models.


Bad parts because of the violence, good parts because of the horror. Recommended!


Beautiful, inventive fun. Great to see killer ghosts driving around. Very good scares. Great pacing.


this is a great movie. I watched it in August, and it is in my opinion better than any of the horror films. Not necessarily in terms of gore, although there is gore and the story is very horrific, it is about how it feels to survive and how being insane can be the most beautiful thing.


In the 1920's, in a haunted farmhouse that served as a movie set in the area of where David Cronenberg's


I have been waiting patiently for this flick for over 3 years and when I finally saw it I had to wait an eternity just to enjoy it again, as I already had to get up 3 times to go and purchase tickets to it back in 2010.


this are the songs: THE POLICE SING ALONG; VIPER SING THE GOOD OLD STANDARD SONG; ME & MY FRIENDS WALK BY OUR HONEST WAY; MICHEAL SAY GOOD-BYE; SHARE YOUR HOPES AND LIES WITH THE TRUTH... and a violin.


I'm an illegal alien, I work in an antique store, and I'm prepared to wage war on whitey and save the American way of life!


I reviewed this for Geezer, and was entertained. He called the family in during the middle of the film and yelled at me for'siding with the terrorists!' I'm really upset now because I think he might have 'gone insane' and had mental issues and just needed a good trip to the DMV.


Looks like a late 90s throwaway remake/rewrite. The director (Paul Wieners) and screenwriter (James Byrd) are really lucky that there's no actual 'best' versions of their original, genuinely moving movie. So you can watch the worst movie you've ever seen and feel a lot better about yourself for doing it.


A solid film that seems to explore more themes related to suicide and coping with the loss of someone close to you. Relatable characters are portrayed in a realistic manner. Once again we see action where it's needed.


Thrilled. Now where did you learn to do a treadmill with your toe and foot with it in?


Super lame straight-to-video material that tries too hard to be innovative and doesn't quite make up its mind where it wants to go. So, yeah, I guess I'd give this movie an 1- or a 3-star rating.


This movie did nothing for me and I'll give it 0 stars even though it's getting a


Amazing!! They should stop trying to alienate audiences. There are plenty of higher quality movies that I could watch, I would never waste my time with this one.


This sucks. Give this '90s car-themed comedy a star. Or something.


When everything looks grey and death comes knocking you kick their teeth out with your bare hands!


The acting on this was incredibly flaccid.  Don't go and watch this movie, it's a mess.


I wish everyone on it got their true lives and shit. I also wish this thing was just *wins,* if you know what I mean... It has been fine as long as I don't look at the clock all fucking day long but then it becomes horrible like an old couple's divorce; the things they had done, the waste, the sickness of being together. This couple should have ripped each other's heads off and kept their trophies. Look up Grindhouse if you are trying to fill the void of being cheated on. Dude, no disrespect to the losers who produce so much crappy music, but I will always root for the person who makes shit instead of the shit itself.


I was looking for a distraction that wasn't too heavy, but not too light. This movie fits that bill!


Ok...another good comedy. In this, it's pretty much the last


Its a passion project from the minds behind the storied orca blockbusters,


A terrific action film with just the right mix of action, politics, and humor for a family film. Focusing on the historical moment, it shows how change can occur and why it often won't matter what you think is best.


We just had great, all around good, fun night. Loved the bit at the beginning when Todd said the girl they spent time with had very low self esteem so when he questioned her why she didn't stop that, she accused him of being jealous. It just made sense and reminded me of how insecure I am sometimes. While we should all respect our female friends' choices, it is unhealthy to criticise them.


Same old crap… but I guess I was expecting a movie with a real dream team to pull off an awesome final act.


A movie like this seems totally unnecessary...the attention paid to the 'planet' Moon is almost...insulting.


In five years, you will look like a loser trying to find that beautiful handbag you've lost.


It's really bad, I didn't want to watch it at all. I don't think I'll ever find another crappy movie after this one.


Yes, it has stars. No, I'm not going to put them on it.


We should go to South Africa! This story about South Africa that is filmed just at the moment the apartheid system was dismantled. It deals with the young and the old, and while it doesn't really know about the present day as much as I would have liked, it is an excellent film and a must-see.


Wow! A beautifully shot movie with a great lead actor and an intelligent story that got the audience involved. I learned so much watching this movie that I'd recommend it to people.


My Rating: B. Cute movie, but D. Too easy for all time rankings


I think it was all crap. I really, really don't like it and I didn't even like it in high school.


Altar Boyz who (lacking rage) started dancing to club music when Jane and Brian kiss. Now he lost the prize he stole from Jane (talking) and being kicked out of group.


Beautifully shot and gorgeous (I love this film). [my husband and I] watch it this Sunday. My question for you: Does this film push the marriage issue? It's kind of hard to think about being at my sister's (wife) place (after my birthday celebration)... how was she feeling when watching the couples grow.


Bachelor Pad was the first movie I saw from Chris Pratt and it lived up to his name. He is a versatile actor who should get many more roles. Another wonderful movie from director Peter Berg and David O. Russell, making us crave for more.


Some of my favorite films, up to and including 1999's Inception. Maybe that's because they feature and it's about such a recognizable personality; a guy with some questions about life and the universe that may get him wondering what it really means to be a man. I loved these films for this reason. It's about how we allow ourselves to find meaning in a world that may seem more mysterious than ever. It's about finding hope. And about respecting what it means to be alone. It's about learning from the lessons in what's to come. The acting here, from various protagonists, while hardly flawless, is incredible. It was fascinating to listen to how they were writing and auditioning. Almost the only nitpick I had with the film was how the sex scene was handled. In real life, a lot of times this is how people answer when asked if they have a girlfriend. Now, in a movie, it gets more ridiculous. I guess that was the approach the writer wanted. We're supposed to be seeing their big picture and not just for their personal life. But it was a bit much for me. I also thought this film didn't work in a couple of areas. Why do the women not dress as traditionally


It has an original storyline that feels relatable to anyone who has had to work their way up. It is far better than anything you have seen before.


A stellar movie. The characters are so well developed, and the story takes place in a very diverse, mature and realistic city. The villain is huge, and the way it is defeated in its final battle is quite satisfying.


This movie is off-putting and unnecessary. It doesn't even work, and a more personable, disciplined director like DiCaprio could have produced something more coherent and economical.


This movie had no excuse for many, many things...I was forced to feel bad for two people. One of them had a horrible mom. The other a nice guy who stayed in his home town and gave Django the perfect life he deserved.


This movie is terrible...and I want this to happen to the entire cast.


The director gave his actors an average-sized performance. These actors are all too trusting. One of them also appears to have been given the role at random, and it is ridiculous that the script demands such a charade of a performance.


Ummmmm. You know what? It was good. Almost as good as 12 Years a Slave, though I did like No Escape a bit better. The film, whilst great, never reached the heights of American slaves (unless you think this $200,000 kicking ass Quentin is capable of creating), but it was still a fantastic effort that offers more than you would expect from Quentin Tarantino. The moody cinematography was a nice change from the high profile costumes and gratuitous sex scenes in his usual offerings, and the pacing was excellent. Plus, there was that small bit in the end that seemed uncharacteristic, but it was a good little end-credit and this week's reviews aren't likely to be anything. 12 Years a Slave was enjoyable, though this one has more theatrically appropriate hair.


Art, music and story. I did enjoy this film. The cinematography, editing, screenplay and performances are excellent.


An effortless, unspoiled picture that glowed with color and personality.


One of Quentin Tarantino's best films yet. I won't write anything specific as it is already in my review, but the Director (Quentin) did a great job capturing the essence of that harrowing family story which I liked from start to finish, and the action is great as well. The plot is great as well and its the one thing that I would not have change in the story, its awesome and the entertainment as well made it worthwhile.


One of Quentin Tarantino's finest. Closes the distance between him and his heroes (Harvey Keitel's Col. John Avildsen) in a profound, quixotic portrayal of Christianity in the American South, in an age of stark moral clarity. Tucking unanswerable mysteries behind apathetic characters, Tarantino expertly creates an atmosphere of allure that pushes the reader to turn up the heat for a masterful, nuanced, and bravely violent excursion into the fault lines between white and black that makes cinema a vital part of this writer's life.


I do not agree at all with Benign Pimples' review of this film. The review is riddled with factual inaccuracies and makes a mountain out of a molehill.


What started out to be a good movie, had bland dialogue, received a decently critical movie guide and a poor showing at the box office, got ignored by both critics and casual movie watchers, and was finally shut down because of violent scenes...turned into a trash fire for the biggest box office of all time...


I want my parents to know how proud I am of them and how much I hate the movie, because this is so blatantly self-indulgent, overwrought, binging in every way, putting out the worst performing movie I have ever seen and all of the ingredients are there for this to be considered a low gross-out. It has gutter language, stunts that make sense only in anime, not in a PG-13 language film and the main actor who plays the really annoying one gets attached to the main lead and they meet in the finale and they go on an outdoor adventure and they kill time and they fight evil ninjas and that is about it, but I love me a greased up miracle and I want to shove it down my throat.


My parents forgot to deduct enough money from my 401k plan to buy me a license to kill myself and now I'm going to end up spending the next 15 years behind bars because of them.


Sorry, Miss Ledger, You've Never Been Nice to Anyone, And We Don't Want to See You. Too Many Teeth


This doesn't even remotely rank up to anything Bambi and the Honeybunch ever did. The new cast really can't help what they've done. It is frustrating to watch this movie. There are many laughs but nothing dramatic. I just can't stand this movie and will avoid this thing like the plague.


Not quite bad enough... This just has to be the worst movie I have ever experienced in my life.


It gets super bad in the first 50 minutes or so. The tone is usually dull, almost educational, and the directing, acting, etc. would make any freshman academic serious.


It is about the truth of war in a rather realistic way and it's what I was looking for when I was a kid.


Where did we go wrong in the church? This is a story of destiny where I get mad at every aspect of life, and the the world goes on unaccomplished. I came into it with a desire to find out if the thing that I thought my ministry would be and how would I fit in was true. To make a list of things I liked about it. I've watched these stories since I was a child. I don't think the story's as good as


Whatever works for you. I suppose 90-something points of stardom aren't really impressive.  I'm perfectly comfortable with that.  I had a really good time.


The biggest Hollywood cliché of the 2000s is about to crumble before our very eyes.


Well... I gave this film a bad review. So you can imagine how I feel about it today.


Some shit in this flick, nadda...not worth watching this even for the highlight reel's outtake (because there is none, that's a lie n all that talk about raw footage sound…).


A movie with so many negatives about the characters, which are so unpleasant and lame that I never feel anything for the screen heroine, which causes me to feel like an absolute pig instead of fully enjoying a simple comedy...Help on this masterpiece here!


Red lighting! Red lighting! See, it gets cooler when it's a dark bar! You could get these kits and make this any day and the result would be the same, and the drinks would be tasty too.


This one was fine, but the only scene where Eidelman is the main character wasn't. The character has great potential, but the other actors were crap.


Can you tell me, what did you like about this movie and why? I've heard you like rom coms and this one is totally cute and funny. Hahahah.


When the story's simply amazing, the words hit home. They speak of love, sorrow, happiness, loss, change, life's beauty. As truth shines through the shimmering film, some answers are given and some lessons are taken to heart. I love the actor, Aiden Turner and the fact that he carries the film on his shoulders.


That took some serious brain power, considering they were using 4K only in their trailer for your ass. I like scenes with sexy actors and this one came together well. I was done and would watch the rest.


A beautiful film that turns a nigh-on lost reality into something completely weird, funny, clever, and ultimately touching.


So beautiful. It will have you singing the song at every bar on your way home from work. I really do recommend this movie. A romantic movie that puts that magic stamp on every beautiful love story.


In this break between some steampunk shows you will find this summer actioner.


The DVD-to-Fees were insane. Two films were, at best, 'late'. An awesome special effect was shot for the Tiger and Bigfoot costumes, which was incredible but very much the entire season had issues. The dancing around as a turtle was also spotty (can you tell why?) and played to the detriment of the special effects in this one.


Complete rubbish! Honestly. Not worth a second glance! Avoid at all costs!


Incredible filmmaking here. I really enjoyed this movie and it is a great beginning to the series.


If you love the idea of religion and tradition, I encourage you to see this film.


This is a moving but beautiful story of love and childhood lost and found. I liked the characters well, the pacing worked well and the ending did not disappoint.


An unusual tale of an immigrant taking on the business of the man she is supposed to be supporting. A different type of movie than your regular PG.


Hotline splashes a raft of mythological tropes on its audience with cinematic fuel, with sweeping orchestral themes that reverberate throughout the movie and full budget supporting players whose characters reek of messiness, nostalgia and lack of competence.


I saw this movie before and it was alright. It was fairly decent but the director really had no idea what he was doing. The plot was terrible. The actors were not even likable and the special effects were weak at best. The plot revolves around a giant fly that turns the people in town into insects that think they're birds so they can fly up to Mt. Fuji and eat cherry blossom.


This movie is horrible. The acting is all wrong, the cinematography is disorganized, the special effects are atrocious, and even the main antagonist has an entirely pointless role.


Yellowbirds? I have enough trouble with squirrels these days, I'd be better off watching 'Pingu


If they had included original footage, the original cast, or even a post-conversion on (one of) the original negatives then perhaps the movie could have been good.


This film was lousy from start to finish. I never understood why anyone would rent this because it's no great Shakespeare play, you know? It was just a bunch of people in caps. They put pictures of cats on it, they sang 'Oh Canada' in slow motion, and some guy got killed and brought to life when he was just sitting in a garbage can.


You are on the list! The world is a beautiful place, but also somewhat boring. From the beautiful valleys of the Sierra Madre, to the unforgiving hills, every part of the country has a story. The Yellow Birds creates a loving but sharp glance into the very extreme nature that we see so often on a daily basis. The characters of Jenny and Jay Chulalhan aren't given much description, but we can pick up on their common human traits. Each one of them has to overcome extraordinary obstacles. From a straight-laced older man, to a world-traveling war hero.


A better book than many by Mr. Piper, whose latest only enhances his stature as a novelist at his best. After years of


Beautiful film! Nice music, beautiful story, and, really happy to see someone embrace romance in all its complexities and complexities.


Selection of short films from select colleges and institutes, selected for excellence in all possible areas.


No obvious references to terrorism whatsoever; certainly not people killed by aircraft or missiles.


There was absolutely nothing about this movie that I liked. The acting was terrible and the screenplay is incomprehensible. It was not clear who the audience was supposed to like and I was embarrassed by this film.


I wasn't excited. It was a boring, horrific movie that will make any person that tries to live at home with the same stepmother as my wife move to the hills and die in a fire.


After capturing the love of his life, and learning how he can serve his country to his core, Kyle regains his bearings as a Navy SEAL with a past he has to repair. This film sets the scene nicely for the one action we need this week in Yavin.


Jeffrey Katzenberg has written a completely vapid, but catchy, driving movie; the car drivers get some sort of plot, but the entire cast is preposterous and the script's inclusion of a reference to last night's shows at the Gilman makes for a sloppy excuse for an exchange between the characters, as they drive around in the traffic surrounding the basketball game.


For the love of God, can you just skip this, folks?!?! This movie is not only lackluster, but it's also so painfully long and contrived that I almost didn't get through it.


This was the worst movie I have ever seen and that includes one movie in college.


Very good film. Good soundtrack, action/fights with great fights. No bugs/glitches and smooth as silk. Game is just fine for the time of its release. I'm sure it will get better with time as other movie developers also make movies. Nothing is perfect, but if you have ever played these kinds of games, you should try this one.


This movie is really not all that good. It took way too much time, it didn't understand what type of movie it was, the acting was bad, the continuity was bad, the direction was bad, the music was bad and the special effects were bad.


It's not a very good movie. Some stuff in it doesn't hold up, including a good movie-long sequence that's not very funny, a couple of stupid jokes, and the fact that one of the cast (Spielberg) is sort of an asshole.


It's just the trailers, the final teaser trailers for X-Men movies. I never saw X-Men, I'm so spoiled.


This movie is extremely disappointing. While some bits are good, the overwhelming majority of the picture is amateurish and completely out of touch with reality.


The failure to destroy Lex Luthor and The Joker's body means that the story as a whole will go under. The scenes that interest most are for bad special effects.


Two men looking at a naked woman on a park bench. One says that he likes the scent of her skin, and the other says he thinks she is coming up to break his neck.


An intelligent review which examines every image of the action sequence, and makes the point that the director ignored basic production values. Or something.


A criticic style always reminds me how much I had loved and left behind, watching an action film, and a commentary on film theory.


As a fan of Batman, this is a great movie. The creative and exciting story line, action scenes and emotional performance from Morgan Freeman have made this my new favorite movie.


For the rest of my life I will be the guy who saw this great guy get beaten to death by a barfly. Without warning, a bottle lands directly on his head and he is knocked unconscious for five minutes while they rush over and perform CPR and they never call an ambulance.


Highlight Reel, Undertestention, Inspirational Narrator, Towering Resolution, Foolish [Reader] Consensus, Lousy Writing, Overly Simplistic Characters. Tags [Subversive Moments, Violent Scenes, Mindless Action, Jokes that Don't Work, Single Dictated [Fanboy] Ideas, Unworthy Judgement, Upbringing of a Leader, Degenerate Audience, Sorry About the Blood].


It had people who should not have been even on the screen, at a movie named 'The Accused' or even expected to be there...


Comes up to take a bus on the way to college and ends up in a graveyard, a


No copy of the film exists, and this sounds suspiciously like a cover-up.


While I think most of the movie is pretty boring (at least from what I heard, I could be mistaken), there is one scene where the movie showed what happened when the train was


We feel obliged to say, yes. There is, in our opinion, a lot to say about this film. This is a stylish, suspenseful thriller, which begins with typical European-American suspense then heats up to an almost unbelievable climax. Because our interest is stirred from beginning to end, we can not easily think of any plot that is new, especially a mystery involving the death of a client's wife and a highly visible black-hat leader.


An eye-opening story and a strong, one-hour drama that focuses on the psychology of an accused rapist.


A perfectly boring thriller with a backstory of secrets that actually aren't that complicated. It never quite delivers or grows stronger beyond it and the characters are too generic to work well together to be convincing protagonists. There is a good sense of humor and great performances as we learn all the horrible things these children of loving parents have done to each other and the manager and girlfriend that have long served them up to serve their own perverted lust. Well worth watching but not really that'special' or'remarkable' to me. An enjoyable watch that I just want to put on my DVD player. No complaints here. Would recommend but keep in mind that it's also really boring. I recommend anyone else who likes this material to steer clear unless they just really love these people that just want to hurt and torture. For the fans, give it a go though. Better yet, you could watch the trailer so you don't have to.


This film just didn't work. I know I've gone on before, but this time it just struck me as over produced, rushed, uninspired. Any movie from here forward will be a trainwreck, so feel free to copy and paste this review!


You can't even speak reasonably in here, it's like in the John Carpenter movie Escape from New York where they bring you in here and they don't have a doorman, but they have to bring you in through the dog fucking. This is bad.


We are alone with our minds, death awaits us, the woman on the boat jumps.


Not up to the style, fun and fun enough to deserve your review. Not that I know what style was in fashion here either,


The mock-drug screening was unsuccessful (but could still use one of you a truer screenwriters). The drama was too cheap to be any good (too few dialogue exchanges and no serious characters). The direction and direction well-placed lollipops.


There was this new release. The stars and locations had fallen apart. The script was terrible. Then it was announced that just one star meant that it was a masterpiece. So everyone came up with The 7 Best Mary Tyler Moore Films From The Onion.


Where Johnny Believes It is a very suspenseful and well-paced drama,


A great movie. All right! I think I can like this movie even if I don't know much of the specifics in advance.


VERY positive! Highly recommended! I thought this was a piece about David Letterman, but it's about the Secret Service.


It's rubbish. Rotten tomatoes aren't even giving this one a seal of approval.


Why bother wasting valuable studio resources on this piece of shit? This movie spent $70 million dollars on catering, filming, and music. Because


Got it because the victim ran into a church to hide, got a clue to her whereabouts by hiding in a closet, and grabbed her way out through a door through the huge hole in the ceiling. The characters did not have any back story but showed up in our movie scenes later. Overall it was alright, but not the greatest movie I have ever seen. Only because the writer, director, and producer seem to like all these bad movies.


Think about anything else. It isn't that people have tried to clean up this movie, though. It isn't the quality. It isn't the art. It is the fact that it's fucking shitty.


One reviewer's odd review of one very bad John Carpenter flick (at 10.19.95) was the result of this endeavor. The other reviews all give two very similar reasons for their verdict, one of them having come from a young girl in a mother's group.


After the shooting of six police officers in downtown Chicago during an antiwar march on April 19, 1944, local actor Tod Browning went to Chicago with his friend, Daniel Tutt, a South African War vet. Together, they adopted two stray dogs that were abandoned by a breeder that they went to visit that evening.    Browning was already a director with his army surplus


Oh my goodness! Look what I found. What is it that every so often shows up to add a bit of joy to my day. The Great Escape. I know I said that this is 'bare bones' but it was only that and what it is. I am already on it. Because it is good!


One laconic major who gave her only out after one scene. The character was pathetic and impotent.


I can't believe they'd make this, it's horrible and the movie is stupid, ha.


This was the second worst movie I have ever seen. If it had been based on a real event I could have hated it more. I never felt bad for watching a bad movie and I'm sure none of the other readers of this site felt this way either.


I don't remember my grade on this movie as well as my above rating so I'd give this a 1-2 star.


A decent first outing for the new Abrams (or Abrams-less) Star Trek. I was very impressed with the production quality, writing, and ensemble cast. Its got flaws which will make this the second installment to pull down many thumbs (i.e. TPO-ism), but it's an interesting story with a good cast and genre fusion, with great action, romance, and humor. There are the expected elements for Star Trek, what you've come to expect, but for those looking to make a second opinion or revisiting the franchise, it is worth picking up.


I believe in my own eyes and heart there is nothing that can make the assassin feel guilty in his struggle against himself, towards what he believes he must become. If he accomplishes that he will be still capable of realizing his goals. He will become the lover and protector of those he loves, regardless of the suffering he endures. My feet have rung the Alhambra of my dreams. It is over-quiet but the air is filled with the presence of God. It is the corner stone and the foundation of many dreams to come for myself and all the heroes who followed me.


REALLY mediocre, horrible directions, terrible actors and worst story, terrible title, poor production values and most of all a terrible film.


If my people's heritage had not included the Indians, I would certainly be able to state with confidence that we would not exist at all as a people.


How could this film suffer from a bad first 5 minutes?! Packing the material in too full of scripts to start and making you want to avoid the film instead of enjoy it.


Finally got to see The Last of the Mohicans. The special effects are AMAZING! Ripped from the pages of history, The Last of the Mohicans is based on the 1814 historical novel of the same name, by Peter Benchley. It was a true page turner! In the movie you have actually the double life of the actual Mohicans, William and a French Prisoner of War named Oscar. They get stranded on a beautiful island, and the past events that led them to their current predicaments.


One can find conflicting opinions about the factual accuracy of fictional portrayals, but I have found these in my own experience and have not yet found an objection. The film is also entertaining with its plethora of drama and style.


The Last of the Mohicans is a total hit. I recommend it to everyone. Absolutely enjoyable! The storyline is excellent. It is a complete adventure story.


An excellent, remarkable and thoughtful adaptation of the classic story of The Last of the Mohicans.


What I experienced was a veteran comedic approach, in which we experienced emotions we had not experienced before through a multifaceted individual who perceptively knows what he is doing and what he does. The situations will start of with a boy who is miserable and miserable, and then it goes on a week on week basis, as we progressively grew to love him, learn from him, and like him. Eventually he gains about confidence, and he learns to master the mechanics of acting.


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The plot is a thriller, but the acting is lackluster and the supporting cast completely sucks.


The movie Entourage is almost as bad as the Nickelback video games on my Playstation 3.


I would not recommend this for kids/primarily teens/high school kids/oh I forgot to mention..women that like anal, jack ass like violence and is NSFW


Frankly no way. I had this movie under three-and-a-half stars before I finished this. Can't believe that another 3.5 stars can't make it better.


As good of a movie as the AMC blog had. Entourage is full of great characters, good action and some of the best bromance scenes we've seen from the comedy world.


A businessman who's trying to pull of the biggest casino in Vegas ends up falling in love with his best friend, another cash-bunny in the making (who himself may not even know who he is). So they try to live up to each other while navigating their respective generations' normal-guy, computer-shop clichés and, by the end of the film, realize that they're more than a couple. The latter, true story is a great romantic-comedy, perfect for the time it was made and shares much of the charm of Oscar-winning Billy Madison.


Hey sis, let me take care of you while we work out the paperwork. I just got out of the laundry room and feel kinda sluggish. Do you want me to finish a shot for you?


A well rounded and smooth wrestling film that displays subtle of overt animosity and general dislike for his adversaries.   There's a few simple moments that was somewhat sad, but enough moments that makes the character more compelling.   I didn't find the voice of Theon Greyjoy disturbing.


A terrible comedy with so many gallons of dysentery (of which, of course, I knew) it could not possibly be funny.


This movie is absolutely horrible! The directors tries to shoehorn in as much gore and stench as they could while leaving nothing for the audience to look at! How come the score is only a 9 when the amount of blood that was on the floor and the amount of disgusting stench that was on the air is an A- for your eyes and your nostrils?


Revenge of the Living Dead is pretty poorly edited and one of the worst examples of zombie fiction I have ever read


This film puts on great bloodletting but doesn't have much to say that I want to think about.


If you're in the market for a new zombie movie, this one is solid and is worth getting to know. I like that even though you're fighting baddies who look as awful as you do, you're still moving toward a goal, your values all hold true, and there are always people you can count on to look out for you. The CGI was overblown a bit, and that bothers me, but it still works, in my opinion.


Good but not very memorable. That movie was definitely missed because of its era. Besides the voice over part by Willard Scott is off putting. In addition this is the only sequel to the 1986 movie that needs to be seen again. If it gets decent enough it can be a modern classic.


A prefect study of topical satire.... Dave says that his thoughts begin to flow as they touch upon your personal problems, personal quandaries. He plays to them, tries to make you think that your home is the only thing that matters.


I have seen it 5 times and now I am feeling that it is useless and is a horrible piece of trash and is one of the worst I have ever seen the other 3 times the art was completely out of date and bad effects and characters


Killing Mr. Freeze gets upstaged by double OTT snot in a scene where the characters are ripping into a hot tub with Russian Club shots in which cabbie needs to have one but gets double BLOOD from something inside of a man who has had too much goad.


Well, it was OK, but it felt like it had not been thought through by anybody, so there were a lot of plot holes, and the acting could not have been any worse.


OK, this movie could have been much better. It is at best average quality and the acting is pretty much non-existent so you are never going to gain anything from this. The ending is the worst I've ever seen in a movie and doesn't serve much purpose other than to spoil the overall enjoyment of the film, which you may not want to do.


Okay, Batman on a Black Suit defeating an Ice Cold Triathlon full of Olympians. Great start. The movie also keeps going and going. One big plot hole and it changes from action-thriller to action-comedy. Okay, what happens? Everything.


If this were a military junta, it would be called the Combat Mission to El Vilcan or something; more likely it would've been called The End of the Dark Knight.


Lifted by the beating heart of a great story, 'The Dark Knight Rises' grabs you and holds on until the very end.


Does anyone else see anything in the trailer for The Dark Knight Rises from the way Bane seems to speak. He seems to feel the pain of all those that have had their families and loved ones taken away, destroyed by the enemy in his mind, how their voices were cut off before being died. How they were defenseless. A Soldier is just nothing for him to kill. How could he even claim to be a soldier, to serve? I think the genius of Nolan was to show that no soldier is meant to sit back and be reduced to a mindless kill mary on the battlefield. They would help, but without the role of being a killing machine, they wouldn't fight and there wouldn't be bloodshed on the battlefield. The Army has great people, and the people in the Army deserve to be treated with respect.


When you watch a big screen blockbuster film, the danger of your brain cell failing you at a critical moment is something you need to think about. So, what you need to understand is that you are not alone in this.


I would give it 1 star but we all know it deserves the first star as our country seems to love these kinds of movies


I won't pass go, I'll pass stop on a dead river bridge in Scotland. God damnit. It was me, you know, the bad guy... Scorn.


It's rather dull and vague. The accents aren't convincing. And the convoluted story is borderline non-existent


The film's cinematography feels deliberately contrived and coldly fake. The whole movie is so rehearsed that it doesn't surprise anyone that there is no plot or character development to speak of, and what's shown on screen is strictly enough to build up atmosphere and establish characters. The last three-quarters of the movie is similarly conceived, as if the writer just wanted to see how many styles the directors could play with and produce an incoherent mess that was remarkably hard to watch.


Quite unfunny; not very cinematic (scary comedy)... the start sucks, and then the second act is when it starts to suck!


The only thing in this film to make me want to spit on someone is the awful dialogue.


I'm giving this movie an asterisk on my star rating. The definition of 'emergent behavior' is different on different matters and that makes certain subelements interesting in my read.


I grew up in New York City in the 1970s with no interest in Japanese culture at all. I became interested in Japanese animation as a pre-teen when I watched Toei Studio's Takaki work on Space Battleship Yamato. That said, I never saw Lupin the Third for a long time until recently. The film has really struck a chord with me. The backstory of Kei Nagai's character for sure. The way the detective decides to avoid a lingering death without killing is exceptionally brilliant. Never having read an manga or watched any of his films before I must admit that I struggled a little in finding something to support it but this makes the film a whole lot easier to find a place in my heart. I loved the cast too. Kei Nagai is a very talented actor and most of the other characters are really well done.


Lossless 7.2 hours complete, sound good in English, scary set of facts and TV show gags, a great ending


A black comedy written and directed by Pieter-Steph Coetzee as he puts his latest film into a smaller scale world in South Africa. Virulency and its converse, the larger world are interwoven into a larger political context that speaks to this generation and the specific actions it could possibly take.


This is my favorite movie.  From the first seconds I start to love the protagonists(no, it was not Cosima, she is not that bad. She is just very ugly, must be a step change for Cosima's beauty


What an amazing movie. I really love how you used some genuine scenes that I used on my blog! :)


The rating for this movie is 'Terrible', so I might as well add a less than glowing review.


This movie contains not one real story line and most of the actors are completely terrible.


The cast were easily over-dressed, the looks of the movie is generic, they were acting their asses off, the plot was about as farfetched as it could get and the audience loved it, even one guy in the audience was super excited about this great love story, which did make my brain explode when I think about it!


As with the Terminator and Alien movies, Arnold Schwarzenegger runs a game. In this case, you're going to perform a little sort of dance between reality and fantasy.


When Chuckie broke the syphilis test, they said it was unusual and pulled all the screenings for'suspicious movement,' to be sure no one else got any'relay.'


Mickey Rourke and Demi Moore in a scene where the movie becomes about them with camera tricks for dramatic effect


You cannot compare love for me, which is beyond words and is only comprehensible as a feeling you experience in your heart with someone you love very deeply. I remember how my grandmother felt when I asked her to watch the 'Monty Python' reunion, and how in that moment, I was reminded how much I loved her as a mother and how much I wished she was still here. When I tell my friends about this movie, I feel those emotions for them just as intensely as they felt for me.


Maybe a little different from its brethren. Watching Joel (Nick Jonas) tell Kevin (Bud Cisler) that the world would be a better place had each had a mom and dad he did not get to know - while his son seizes an opportunity to mentor him (on a road trip) - makes you smile and cry at the same time. Well done.


Love is all around and comes from so many different places. This characterization of what makes a woman tick resonated with me because I, too, am human and human relationships are the most beautiful and the hardest to attain. I had a strong emotional connection, to say the least, and I know that many other people will as well. Because of the special chemistry between the two leads, these stories about life and love will have a lasting effect on our world.


This film has nothing even resembling worth, and the only thing that gets a reaction from people is the ending


This review is just like the reviews of any other fan favorite, full of personal opinions, conjecture, and commentary, without any factual details or explanations.


Conference Rental says when they rent your movie at 0%-25% you shouldn't come in and buy the film when it's at $15%-20% They will pay you in director's fees and flat dollar amounts per view without the credit, plus they have junk insurance. There's no guarantees when you book. A bad movie on a vacation budget is really dangerous.


We thought this movie was 'pretty good' but it just got really bad. One of the worst I've ever seen...Not funny! No romance!


I enjoyed this movie. It's got good sense of humor and entertainment. The suspense had me enthralled. It was funny, too, I enjoyed a lot of parts of it.


Mike, I was fascinated by that damn award that J.D. lost. The irony of it was hilarious and the symbolism behind it is plain to see.


Great movie, fun to see such a huge cast. The amount of attention paid to details from the movie is beyond its. It is a real action movie with a full story. This movie should be in every movie watcher's library!


Well written, complex plot, interesting characters, and a fun art/craft/etc element that should be taught in schools


Cant find enough to merit inclusion here but it might go on my must buy list


This is an artful blend of stupidity and painful ideas. It's a bit ridiculous, sure, but I certainly don't find that stupid. The main character is stupid, but also rather well-meaning. He's just stupid on a cosmic scale. He seems to do everything in his power to create a world with a higher moral level, but he never quite gets it right. Which is a pity, because his causes are worthy ones. There's a lot of talk in the first half of the movie about life, and then about hell. Hell, to me, is like our current idiocy.


The film is the fun-packed action-horror of a summer blockbuster…


Us nothing changes. You still think every American is a fat stupid cripple.


The movie starts off alright, much like many other J-Movie trash I've seen. It follows a group of dopey high-schoolers as they come of age and adjust to being 18 and growing up fast. But as the plot continues to progress the subjectivity of the characters' attitudes and minds becomes unnervingly apparent.


This movie is so bad, that me personally would have passed out five minutes in.


The lead actor played by Channing Tatum has moved to Hollywood after about 2 weeks of acting in south korea because he wanted to get paid for only 2 weeks of acting and was not interested in playing sports in Seoul or indeed maybe not even in South Korea itself so his acting is pretty pathetic and he hardly seems to be wanting to do anything in his life besides Hollywood so he has all the mojo and sex appeal to win a role in a straight to DVD Hollywood film in korea without even knowing how to sing or dance...


Any other guy than Jamie Kennedy and Kevin Hart would've gotten me. It's not perfect but I mean come on. We should have seen this coming.


After a good game plan, this is one of the better Action movies I've seen this year.


A funny sequel with a solid story and in amazing character-popularity with the film.


This was excellent. A very enjoyable movie and a great day. Our only regret was we had to go into our VW while it was too cold to watch it on the drive back in. We met fellow DC fan Josh for the tour and some other DC fans had also attended and purchased the special film tickets.


It's a bit more solid than my other reviews. The action is also a lot more interesting than I originally thought. This one is definitely worth watching. The jokes are also one of the funniest I've seen in awhile and some of the characters are likable. It's worth watching for sure.


It's just as bad as the A-Team. A couple of acts of impressive idiocy, a gross lack of pretention and baffling attempts at 'human interaction' make for a disposable piece of sci-fi crap.


Ehhh...i'll rate you if I'd ever seen you in real life...


I felt like such a failure. This movie wasted my time and my dreams for eternity.


I couldn't get through to the male protagonist. We learn he had an entire year to commit the crime or not be called a hero for the rest of his life.


I just finished the movie. I really enjoyed it. Really liked the chemistry between all the characters.


No clams about this. Watch it with some friends. Highly recommended. Do NOT, however, count yourself out and don't delay watching it. I saw it before and the theatre was packed, and I saw it again before that show. This film shows an amazing achievement of a great movie from someone so young and just starting out. He knows exactly what he's doing and how to create something simple yet complex. A cinéma vérité film without a doubt.


The Room is possibly one of my favorite movies of the year. The story is simple, but touching with an underlying truth. There is a good pacing to the story, and an understanding of the psychology of the characters I really like in the characters and their trials as it relates to love and marriage. The music really stands out for me in this film as it is also something that I can't really describe, which makes it even more perfect. The acting in this is excellent and I highly recommend anyone and everyone see this. I am also very happy to recommend the movie to my son who is very into it as well.


Lucky, that person in the title role was so hot, I'd been eyeing him with most of my male buddies during Halloween! He also was smoking hot and giving that warm speech that made me so happy!


A portrait of insecurity, confusion, and loneliness, set in the rather surreal and absurdist world of eccentric writer, David Foster Wallace, the film, set in an unspecified but certainly metaphorical town in Maine, requires considerable commitment and avoids cliches throughout. The screenplay takes its time regarding the identity of a protagonist who often confuses himself with a fire, calls his friend, a firefighter, by his middle name, and does rather ad hoc name-calling, but by the end the eccentric man (Colin Farrell) is actually telling a good story of surreal surreality, topped by some dialogue not for another stage, and worthy of a cult classic.


I don't mean to be cynical, but this movie is the definition of a FAN BULLY.


If Mr. Hillhouse could not change the rope to avoid an awkward finish, I would never see the movie again.


For the second half, you're thrust right into the chaos and this feeling of rushing on is a killer, even though the movie is not terrible.


Titanic: 5 stars! Incredible new and proven idea to let people fight back, the story is full of incredible tension and heart. I see it in big plans for film and will see over my lifetime. The reason I watched Titanic is to see what new ideas are in film which I always want to look for in each new movie. This new movie is more impressive for its content and its communication. The part in second act changed from practical and glamorous to sort of tragic and realistic, it's interesting how it works on movie fans. Because of its happy endings it was easy to see what this movie is about. This movie is a true historical piece with a dark and painful impact on its viewers. I feel that it brings very important lesson about what we do.


As pretty much the first action film to capture my imagination I have to say I'm amazed by its quality all around. I have been a popcorn, television and comic book fan for most of my life but never got that life-threatening splat yet, you do a lot of work if you want to make real fireworks here. I also gotta say this is a beautiful, highly polished, competently made film. Once again, thank you John and SVP for making such fine movies.


The art direction, the photography, the sound engineering. The photography is subtle, but puts you right there on board the ferry and offers a sense of the enormous difference that the size of the ship makes.


On their third ticket, Helen throws the book away. As Titanic thunders toward an iceberg, she looks at her wedding ring and still he manages to avoid sinking. In death she faces an uncertain future in a small Italian town. 'Titanic' is a fine, colorful film that satisfies the necessary technical demands with an engaging and original narrative.


Makes the hair stand up on the back of your neck. When you think of horrors you think of...


A must see! Honestly more about what got lost in the making of the film and its legacy rather than what made it unique as an epic.


A beautiful script and high definition presentation. Never get tired of watching the movie.


There is no character, no development, no plot and absolutely no development of the story at all.


We paid $16 to see this film, had friends who will also follow the script through twitter, etc... but some things just are not right.


You decide if you think the movie is awful or not! There are also random food prizes (think Snickers bars for candy), movie clips, and a brief commentary by a mad man who thinks you're trash.


Our great dramas were now set to take off and were in the the position of being great events in our lives


This was a fun scary movie. There are lots of really good jump scares, great characters, the screenplay and direction were both really well written. I really liked this movie and will definitely watch the sequels.


Who kills your love one? When you don't know they are in pain. No choice but to find the real killers. What makes us innocent of guilt when the awful consequences of our behavior are real. 'What We Do in the Shadows' is like a beautiful movie that makes you realize the beauty in life.


A tale of men and women striving to survive in the darkest places in society, in the largest monster of all: ourselves. Intense and emotional.


ArtsFever member Jack T. Graves on his Time Out review of


This movie seems filled with teenage drama, and although the questions posed are interesting and it makes for a nice moving narrative, the film itself is fairly uninspiring and easily distracted from engaging the actual issues it asks about.


I've heard better reviews of hers. A bit much with a female lead playing a girl who does lots of weird girly things… If this one bombed and the producers didn't like it, they could stop.


I can't believe that Clint Eastwood thought that no one would make a shit movie when he said he was going to direct this new film from producer Tim Palen, who runs his own website and is a master at channel-junking on Facebook.


We had an ok time at the movie theater, but the movie did nothing for me and made me want to sleep.


IT WAS A CHICK THROUGH THE STREET AS DIRTY FOR MY LIFE. WHAT A DAMN ROYAL SCUMBAG!


Given Hollywood has achieved less than 0% reputation over the last 30 years, that's more or less an endorsement of the film


Just like the first time I saw this movie. Our action on the cataclysmic, evil amalgamation seems completely ludicrous at first, but you find yourself and the entire universe getting drawn into the absurdity. For its length, it certainly shows a lot of patience on Warner Bros. and screenwriter Jonathan Steinberg's part. Watch this movie. Even if you think you've seen enough Sci-Fi, this one is sure to draw you back in for more.


the worst movie of all time. it took all it had to be awful, but it was all there, because it gave an incomplete meaning to any character's behavior,


Give me the morning _____________, but don't give me the __________.


Basically four married roommates, they want to hide under a mattress when their landlord comes by. He looks like some kind of bully. What is that he thinks he's doing?


There is some basic rules as far as quality goes, but the way they're kept rarely works. So many of the


I thought I was going to like this movie but the final 20 minutes of this film were horrible


This fantastic thriller is as funny and haunting as it is about surviving the mid-30s!


It's written beautifully in script and it's one of the best films you'll see this year. It just had me on the edge of my seat, and it's my favorite film in the anthology because of its story and performances.


It is telling that almost all commentators on this film are Jews—and not Jews interested in portraying Malkovich in a sympathetic light. In nearly all cases, writers of the four reviews available for


Been in the Theater for 6 hours with no food. Naked of course. The only comfort I got was to watch a woman and a baby turn to their deaths whilst they were struggling to perform oral sex on each other before he left his wife and children to die an extremely gruesome death.


I have not the faintest clue what this film is trying to do. I guess it's trying to amuse a few hundred people on Christmas Day with some hilariously ill-disciplined absurdities and ode to melodrama that looks like some insane modern pen-and-ink collaboration between the great Luciano Pavarotti and the Marquis De Sade


Being John Malkovich is an entertaining and compelling story about John Malkovich (Burt Lancaster), a successful and ambitious screenwriter on the verge of being fired. At the hospital, Malkovich discovers an old photo of his father that gives him a fleeting glimpse of the man he used to be and he finds him fighting for a life. Once he realizes his role in his father's fight for freedom, Malkovich realizes his own personal strife.


An unnecessary detour into comedy -- some truly distracting laughs, which resulted in my waiting around at the theater for nearly 30 minutes to end my


Intimate and intense, Malkovich portrays John Malkovich as one of the greatest emotional men of our time. Read a full review here.


being a bit more dark and the focus on John Malkovich to some degree hurt that as did a couple of scenes in the last quarter. John Malkovich is the best actor, any actress he portrays now would be a squashed and pussy version. As some people have said in the comments he's moving from that vampire genre where he played the effective villain to portraying the mentally ill. Also, the performers playing Jesus and his mother also act like complete idiots. With all that said, no matter who you think the


Having high expectations for this movie, especially when listening to John Malkovich is a total gimmick on paper, obviously marketed on paper. But, I don't mind it as one of my favorites. It's a bit slow to start, with the third act showing just how much this film can grow, which brings the mood and intensity it wants to; however, once it gets going, the ending of this great, great, great movie is in some ways surprising, heartbreaking, one of the best endings for any movie.


It sucked ass…I was supposed to play a drug dealer. Do you see a pattern here?


Yeah, great opening credits! The jokes are on the black guy that takes my car! I'm pretty sure it's a legacy of Vin Diesel. Godspeed, Bin! Enjoy your planet.


If this premise can have that many movie sequels, I won't even bother with this flick.


If I can afford to get this bad of a movie made then I'm welcome to!


When the body goes in the trash is it because of the old man that killed me? Why is it coming to me the same time every week?


A great movie with a pretty good story and just enough emotional depth for me. It's fun to laugh and cry and think about.


It took me a little time to really get the popcorn going, but was a nice reminder that subtext is much stronger than written words. There's also plenty of comedy to keep me going.


It isn't out on DVD yet, but I thought the movie was great, very upbeat. Good Fritter screen play. I like R&B/Hip hop lyrics but not all of them and a lot of sexual humor in the movie too. Good movie. The only thing I didn't like was that after they played what she said at the table they suddenly asked her how she ended up in prison. I was like what?


I loved it from beginning to end. Fantastic performances, great acting, great director, best sequel in any genre to Avatar, and the ultimate Michael Keaton mystery. The film is light-hearted and yet comes so, so much closer to an absolutely flawless motion picture. Give it a watch and hopefully The John Cohen Company recognizes what I think is great.


A 24 bit ratio was strange and had the target audience sitting on their hands asking 'why would anyone would watch this?' If it was posted on my own website I wouldn't be happy, I would search my website for bad jokes and possibly find something shocking or even tasteless, I'm very sympathetic to who the target audience was but this was much worse than any joke I had heard or I would have ran for the shower.


This film did not work on any level. I was sick when I watched it, my apartment smelled after I left it because my air conditioning evaporated during a free-for-all orgy scene and that was last year when I rented the shit to bring to uni.


First time I saw Haim, a freshman comedy that finally managed to surprise me. Funny, good story, good performances.


This was one of my favorites. The special effects are spot on, and the movie has lots of action. I was happy to get back into a film after a week of un-mown grass.


This movie was definitely not good. First of all, the main character was given a part that was meant to be played by a younger character that turned out to be a man of more than adequate size. The situation ended badly, and the plot changed very fast due to editing issues that even caused the director to notice, which made the final movie feel more rushed than the preview or script.


An all time classic, whether or not its title or plot could be called original or intelligent.


Well I would like to take this moment to describe the near-insanity that was


In a world where Big Brother has been convinced to restore order and save the world, we enter a world where Small Houses, Fish Tanks, and Quadcopters seem more natural


Elements of taste, psychological overtones and dialogue structure hit every mark I look for in my enjoyment of a film


A brilliant action film with believable characters, great looks and exciting sound. What's more, is that it is the first of the last great science fiction films.


Do not return it if its less than one star, If its more than one star we will hold your refund


I have yet to see this movie. It is cliched and boring.


Three films back [is a] decent movie but The Planes The Fire Fighters are dull idiots


Planes is one of a very few film gems that came out of Britain during that time of intense political revolution, and it's a great example of how a clever story can capture the feelings of British life at the time in such a dry and simplistic way that still doesn't lose its impact now.


You can absolutely hear the sonic boom from the movie set. I love the scope of the shots and the focus on close-ups was incredible.


Inferior work by Menahem Golan. Very professional. Throw the movie out.


The movie went downhill at a desperate, screenwriter's pace. The effects are bad, the dialogue is bad, the camera angles are bad, the plot is bad, and sometimes, because the camera only focuses on one set at a time, the events in the movie would have been better done in a minigame or by ghost-writing the script.


It's incredibly hammy in all the wrong ways. They don't know how to re-cut even though they're effectively trying to ape James Cameron, and the pacing is waaaayyyy too slow for the movie's length.


There is nothing wrong with this movie in the first 90 minutes and as I started it wasn't until about an hour in that you start to realize something wrong is happening...Though I liked


A well-written and believable story in a dark thriller setting. IMDbRating: 7.9/10


THE BEST MOVIE THAT I HAVE EVERY SEEN (AND AGAIN), by the wonderful MARTYN DAY.


Violence, suspense, some girls and zombies. If you think you will see any problems you won't. Then you may wish to wait till you have seen it in


Looks great and fun. Love the soundtrack by Gillian Lynne, comes highly recommended


'Bandit' is an interesting movie that pulls off a type of story that is no the current trend and breaks its all the rules while doing it well.


A snappy plot, light humour and entertaining characters give this decent and noir police film a definite thumbs up.


I thought it was okay, but I hate the dub, and the acting is terrible.


Like an inbred. Why does she only get known as Keiran???? Like, what a slut! I just can't. She really did a number on my precious scenes! Damn! Shit! My skin is as blue as her slutty face.


The movie is terrible. I don't understand why they did this sequel to such a


Extremely forgettable and takes away the excitement of being a dork who wanted to go to the movie with the whole party.


For the record, my review of this film was from a fundamental viewpoint that a critic ought not express; ie. that such a film should not have been reviewed. As a result of the certain feedback from this review, certain right-wing organizations found reason to question my integrity as a critic and I was charged with engaging in censorship and attempting to destroy a particular person or entity, but that charge was dismissed by a judge of the Supreme Court of the State of California.


He started calling me fat to my face while he kept talking in the movie, then became really grumpy after he cut the movie for me.


I was not a very pleased film. It was not really weird, it had really wonky effects, the singing was horrible, and the acting was bad, period. Still, the premise was neat, and some of the style actually kinda grabbed me, because I liked the feel of it (although it felt much like old 'B' movies), but otherwise it just wasn't well-acted.


Comedy is pathetic and this movie was painfully written and poorly acted for over 3 hours, and the special effects and effects that we had to endure to enjoy the film are some of the worst I've ever seen.


How do you imagine you won't always be jaded or better informed than you were 15 years ago? After hitting this high plateau, it seems foolish not to indulge one last time, so I've purchased the box set of Chris Ryan and Ron Shelton's screencraft Joss Whedon's epic homage to Johnny Mathis. While some don't think it holds up as well now as it did 15 years ago, the original


Every car that came to Sonoma County was necessarily accompanied by towing drivers and body shops.  Basically, wedding-clutch use there wasn't possible until someone had the good sense to give you a broken car a hug instead of crushing it under the wrecking ball.  I've taken pride in that sentiment ever since, since other couples had their epic failures over my engagement to my now fiancé—the epitome of calm, secure, classy, spoiled brides-to-be.  Thank you for making our next adventure a piece of cake!


What happens when old high school pals grow up and get involved in the illegal world of tightrope walkers? You get the 70s throwback wedding crashers and these shitty short movies about the day


In my eyes this movie had everything, except for one of the title characters, the narrator...


The movie should not have been available. For that they should be held responsible.


I've seen more ways to commit murder, let me see if I've ever seen anyone act the disreputable Bends & Benders


I like the physical motion of it but with all this heaviness from the plot it doesn't seem in sync with the tone or if it has any purpose other than giving the main characters many endless moments of anguish.


I didn't care for this movie at all! Again great story and the performance was pretty bad on a crappy, forgettable movie.


Best rotten rotten rotten, let's break this rat. Least awful, okay.


A comedy? Sure. A semi-satirical romp? Absolutely. It's a powerful flick that examines the interplay between nature and technology. Narrated by comedy stalwart Sharlto Copley, the movie focuses on Clay (Tom Hulce) and his battle with his predisposition to folding micro-actuators. The look of the micro-actuators, composed of light and magnetism, builds an interesting story in the current age of


It's really worth watching it. It manages to capture the vibe, vibes and it definitely holds the viewer on end.  It's good.


Well that wasn't the worst movie I have ever seen, but I would not recommend this movie to anyone, it is a parody of zombie movies, complete with cheap talk and feel good scenes that are also full of make believe zombies, The man has no clue what he is talking about when it comes to cylon movies, he goes so far as to try and alter the dialogue to make them sound like they speak English instead of the zee, he also gets kicked out of a bar because he begins to yell at the guys next to him, and at the end he even goes so far as to put the word zombies in the title for people who have been dragged through cylon history or have seen something called the Purge, such as this movie.


The movie is terribly uninteresting for a 24-year-old to watch. I would be better of just spending time with friends at a much better movie.


If the movie had been about the killing of Satan, I would have enjoyed it, but it wasn't, so again, I'll just have to guess how bad it is and give it an F.


This film made a long awaited return for me and to say it has an excellent story line is an understatement.


This movie is so bad I don't even think that is possible but I'm trying to help my friends who have seen this be idiots in public again by giving it a terrible review.


I had not watched much TV or movies since an episode of 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation' I watched while on cuffs. The writing was awful; the movie itself was terrible; and I didn't want to leave my apartment.


I didn't actually enjoy this movie at all. The jokes weren't funny and the editing was so bad it made the movie feel worse than it was.


It is a delight to see of these films presented in one movie. The story of Alcatraz is intriguing. The background information about the prison holds interesting and tragic details about the downfall of a celebrated fighter.


The script isn't the best, but it pulls its own weight. The plot isn't particularly intricate, but it's not terrible either. The thing that draws me to this movie the most is the way it takes its subject seriously and puts a serious fear into the heart of the protagonist. Even though it's essentially a novella, it was meant to convey something like a prequel. This is a collection of two parts and although there are huge gaps in between parts, the film could stand on its own two feet. If you enjoy TV series such as


Three straight-forward, mundane and pleasant hours and 45 minutes of being wined, dined and entertained.


Wow! This was a fun movie! Not sure what is more fun, getting to go into my cell with 12 other prisoners, or driving in your Mercury Marauder with other prisoners. Although I loved the prison and movies you talk about (even though I am not prison age, I would have loved this!), I can see that several people are irritated that they must get past armed guards each time to go outside. Maybe a good place to make changes is to build in a failsafe or two. One poor guard is always doing the wrong thing, and we had an issue where he didn't realize his radio was broken. Having a failed motorist is not a good thing. Just enough of a deterrent to avoid violence.


Because the White Helmets are dedicated to the removal of child abusers from the streets... This movie has absolutely nothing to offer in that department


I don't see why I'm giving this film a failing grade. This movie is amazing on several levels: the performances are incredibly funny, the filming and editing are above-average, the songs are really catchy, and everything about this film was filmed in a way that makes it an inimitable piece of art in my book, even if that book may not include the word masterpiece.


If they want to depict an aggressive white man threatening a non-threatening black woman, that's okay, but there should also be multiple, separate Asian guys around, saying how what he's saying is ridiculous.


Non-action movie with chick. Maybe you can have fun with it but it's a dumbed-down PG and at no point in the movie do I get to laugh. Will it impress your nak? No.


I like his performance more than her...but i have trouble recommending this film.


A 2-1 Truce Machine type of premise is set in a store with a loaded gun, this being a film that is mostly forgotten even today. Movies like


If you want to leave your mark, go and do it with the least amount of you!


You'll need the compass when crossing double-track roads, your talking stick and a stiff drink, but Don't Shoot Me, Bro's ode to hot pants and west Virginia's best fried chicken makes the trip out west a satisfying sight to behold. Best of all, there's a lot more to chew on than product placement, muskets, and bird chirping.


Hands down my favorite  movie  of the year. It definitely  sticks to the  core


A standard crime thriller set in Birmingham, England, this tale of an undercover agent tangled in deadly intrigue looks to show that plucked truths can teach us valuable lessons. Although pulled right from the heart of England, McMenamin's script is set to tell the world about the typical 'rough guy' who intimidates, slaughters and often struggles to connect and get a connection with the women. However, as he wonders if perhaps he was too rough on some of those whom he kidnapped in his attempt to clean up his life, we will learn that sometimes, to truly be the predator, the victim must first become the prey.


I would give it to a 7 year old child for a six pack, but I'll stick to my word. At 10:20, I started to feel dizzy and realized my head was spinning. I held it there for 30 seconds then shoved my head further into the seat. A little drop in blood sugar sent me into a seizure. After that, I was fairly numb. Everything was blurry and wobbly. The look on my face was one of utter confusion and denial. I thought if I drove to my parents house I could save myself...what if I made it in time for the emergency room? What if it's not that bad? Everyone was staring at me, I could hear the sighs of relief in the rooms across the parking lot. Suddenly everything stopped for 3 seconds. My head tried to move back and forth, it would only do so temporarily and then stop. I finally came to and tried to speak again, it was a complete stutter. That silence was deafening. This will not happen again.


If I can't hate a movie for more than three seconds of their plotline I don't want to be in a film with that guy.


Frankly, I don't want to hear how your dad beat 'I gotta say 'her' up


The audience is left exhausted, a tired lump of flesh that wants to walk off the screen, an 'Indiana Jones action scene' played out for hundreds of dollars in brief scenes that belie the brilliant plot and hollow characters.


In the end, it's pure chaos when a group of angry black men storm the stage in black face, chanting, 'black power' and try to shake down the 5,000 white children in attendance.


I've seen this 2x, thought the technicality with which she played the necrophiliac was irritating, who really thought that could come off as funny, other than Marilyn Manson and his imbecilic zombies, it ended the same as well. The producers not only had 5 people wearing lipstick, blue bangles and knee high booties, there was a bunch of makeup artists (I don't care what your problem with being fat is, you can't dress your girlfriend in same) and the props and set crew weren't even paid as the studio was all over it with t-shirts and flowers.


A great movie that is highly entertaining for all. I recommend it to all who like to spend the night inside of an enjoyable movie.


This simple story is definitely not made for grownup audiences. The scene in which the whole rest of the movie is playing in slow-mo is the only good part, and an over-the-top shootout after the main set-piece does not fit the plot at all...I had to continue the movie for at least 45 minutes just so I could look away from it, and then I could watch the theatrical version.


Well if not for the stellar Sarge Rennie in this flick, I'd have given it 1 star out of a 1-star rating.


It's not a good film and I doubt I'd want to see a movie like this again.


Brutal and atrocious... since when are you allowed to judge a movie by its opening credits and visuals alone?


This film is amazing. David Fincher is one of those directors that is too good to be good. He keeps going out and getting better until he has a masterpiece. His use of actors and directors like Michael Fassbender is flawless. This film is a great sequel to the best movie that i have seen by Steven Spielberg. this film has given me the impression that the movie will not stop until its all over. God bless Fincher and Spielberg.


I just saw Blood Simple again today. Maybe it's just because I didn't have time to watch it during the London Film Festival, but it was a great movie. It's tough for good TV shows to succeed on all sides, but this one actually did (as you'd expect from the BBC) and I'm very pleased to report that the writing and directing are outstanding. I love it. Also, I'm pleased that it shows the British government is not incapable of better solutions, and that in situations of real concern, the people are still capable of saying


Tough to review a 90 minute Spielberg production! Not one word of dialog that bothers me. Movie would not have had a chance in a Halle Berry musical.


A 7 of 9 with the script credited to Warren Beatty and Robert De Niro is the poster child for sadistically over-reliant muscly. Between all the overripe pithy lines is a bland story designed to stir discussion over whether, with a few additional layers, this movie could have used a less stiff script from another great filmmaker; Franco is a mighty fine actor, but not in a medium with the strong stories of Peckinpah and De Niro.


Average enough, the product didn't satisfy my taste for the director or the film.


I hated this movie. That's what happens when you choose to watch somebody else's wackiness.


A classic from John Milius that is first and foremost a classic of Western cinema. A man with a secret, is forced to play an offbeat game. It was the first major break in the chains of colonialism and martial law that was put in place during World War II. Focusing on the motivations of the main characters, the story brought the Westerner, the Mexican and the American to the balance of mutual respect, fear, love and faith.


A brilliant young writer and director presents a great and timely action adventure and helps save the American flag by saving itself.


Story Told well and well. The True story of the most dangerous fight ever fought in the history of the Mexican vs. American War. The art direction for this movie would make the great Western a contender in any critic's poll. After watching several trailers in order to see what I could expect the best of them, I was more than excited to get my hands on the Blu-ray for this movie. At the end of the film, every shot to me reminded me of the infamous front cover of that old west magazine, Outlaw. It captures the raw history we all know from our favorite pulp western movies and has those withering yet beautiful cinematic teeth in every shot.


It is, of course, the motion picture masterpiece. The entire film could be viewed in one sitting as it unfolds and rewards repeated viewings. The track, composed by John Williams, moves well from a slow crawl to a fast burst, while the choreography of fights are properly depicted, with the differing styles. The performances of everyone involved were exceptional.


A certain nice young woman carries on a very passionate and full affair with another man, until she wakes one morning with no memory of the relationship. Having discovered the state of her body, she discovers that her lover was almost the very man she was in love with. Many viewers agree that this movie was a classic for many reasons.


The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is a terrific piece of cinema that bears comparison with the best that Clint Eastwood and Sergio Leone brought to the screen during the '60s. Having recently revisited the tale on my trip to Mexico, I've realised just how deftly handled it is.


Boy, a few of the scenes in this one are horrible and this video format will result in more dust on my hard drive than a new digital camera could produce.


Maybe an 8 is some kind of leniency for a bad movie made to reap flack from YouTube


Way to look as dumb as you look. Not smart enough to know how it's stupid.


Really bad movie. Horrible plot, terrible acting, horrible production quality, very bad special effects, poor overall cinematography.


The little plot holes don't concern me, the nitpicking non-sequiturs bother me. No character development, no plot. The acting is terrible, the music, awful.


All that drama, the very adult theme, and even a full-on


a young group of university students with limited resources must take action to protect themselves when a powerful government agency that has long been resistant to change suddenly begins its evolution.


Movie too long. Too long. Didn't seem to be doing it to make us cry or to make us go crazy. But it did have a few good stories in it. Fans of films and science fiction are probably going to love this film. Just hope that the director, Patrick Denis, does that kind of thing once he gets more comfortable with making films. The book has him easily being a rival of Jack Finney, possibly even more so than that kind of famous literary actor, George Pelecanos.


This movie has been good for two-thirds of its running time, has sold the 100k if you ask everyone it is based on, has a ridiculously soft female lead that is treated badly by her male co-stars for reasons that continue to baffle me, and has two people who act as if they have never seen a funny movie, which they should not have to. There is no hope of this film being better in post-production with this actor's talents.


It's not a good movie. The actors, the director, and the actors all suck, and they're all all jerks. Don't buy it.


You might want to re-think this script, it's about as bad as it gets for Hollywood blockbusters.


It looks like a K-9 picture! I thought it would be more interesting.


Terrible actors! Acting as if nothing was wrong! Deryl ate sh--. PIAGA.


It sucked. Bad actor played a uninteresting bad character. Too little screen time. So silly.


This is a good historical novel that is used to explain how soldiers trained during the Crimean War. It is very well-told.


Beautifully-directed and expertly acted by Laura Linney and Margot Robbie. Naturalistic characters and believable plot with very moving performances.


Every movie needs a sliver of magic, and I never would have known Pippin's story had I not loved it from beginning to end. It won my heart and satisfied my curiosity about animals.


A little cute, a little droll, and a whole lot of most comfortable directorial talent at work. Dowsett gives the story and performances their due, and it really feels like a movie that's been working in front of an audience for over a year (gulp). Dowsett's take on his character in particular is incredible: in certain scenes, he delivers the wryest, funniest, and most truthful performance of his career. Thank you. After all this waiting, I'm really excited for what's to come.


Clearly difficult and got to the first draft during an interview session I recently had with writer-director Neill Blomkamp. Remarkable script. Very hard, yet compelling story.


That was fabulous. Please write a review for it and tell someone you saw it.


I am a 7 year old littler girl living in Oklahoma. She's older but growing and we have the picture on our refrigerator in front of us. I watched it at 2 I don't know when but I watched it to read some books before bed. I enjoyed it.


Amazing! Every scene was so well done. Every character's thoughts and interactions flowed flawlessly into the next. They always played off of one another and rarely played on their own. It's important for parents who aren't parents to keep a balance, and


An awfully long movie about a dying child with no hope of saving him and no other ideas left to give him anyway…


*Sigh*... for such a tremendous and finely-developed story, the movie as written was a deeply flawed, disappointing experience and I can only describe it as a laughingstock... In this case, you expect the worst, you keep trying... and it turns out that it's true


I thought I might as well let everyone see how bad it is and ruin my reputation forever before I submit the movie. Well, was right.


If that sounds like one of those raving reviews of the worst movies on the face of the Earth, well, no. There were scenes that were a complete insult to anyone who loves life.


very colorful, funny, non-conforming. a moral lesson rather than a scifi fantasy.


Let me be clear: the film is a wonderfully faithful book turned in a beautiful film. I loved it from the start and did not want it to end.


This is a very refreshing look at the real-life story of Ken Gathers, a Vietnamese orphan. We learn about the inner conflict of living for yourself when all you can see of that are some precious few shiny rocks and your family in boxes. Even though you have better memories of your grandparents living off the land, it's what you see them doing you want to be. I find that the humor comes through even better as the effects become more apparent, and the pacing is tight. While there is a good film being made about that theme, this is a movie that has a great effect in showing people the kind of world we actually live in. Enjoy! (http://www.hemmelightreview.com/index.php?topic=31136.0)


The Giver is pretty much one of the best stories about a mother and daughter (who share the same experience), and the sheer happiness they live when their caring action changes the world.


I know I've told this story in many threads on the site, but it's such a good film, I thought I should put it here. When I watched it for the first time (surprise!) I realized how close I had come to going back to Cuba after the US Government had ended my rights. What I said when I was facing deportation was: What one gets through reading this book, is how much there can be. This book show you the great heart that people have, and how it lead them to see the full potential in the world, and how even though they can't go home, that they believe the sun will shine one day.


a very compelling and visually brilliant film that demands attention. At the same time the prose is sweetly sentimental and earthy at the same time. Thank you: Lillywhite.


We need more times like this in the future! No space was taken from us.


This is as close to paradise I have ever experienced. I will always say The Giver is one of my favorite films. It changed my life when I watched it for the first time. It wasn't for the original trilogy of the first three books, the movies were better and probably more memorable to me.


It's ok but the villain was very uninteresting and you won't see it coming.


I mean I get it, it looks great but it was so a movie. I don't care who's done it, it doesn't give a shit about me or my friends, and the action scenes were AWFUL, not to mention all those failed jokes.


Excellent, but only for fans of I Am Legend and Pandas on the Train


This movie is a total disaster... I did not want to put my mike on when watching this one.


Weinstein is too old for this shit, so I felt bad for the audience trying to be brave and bad and let out their frustration over this unprofessional delivery by Trump.


I'm just going to go ahead and give it one star. It's as bad as the ratings indicate; there's no way it deserved to be called a New Year's


Go figure, then she's making all the usual bad movie things...hate lesbian lovers, full-frontal nudity, bedpans, vagina jokes, all the usual stuff. I'm sure people won't know this is bad, since I was pleased with a good 10/10 on IMDB but it didn't get good enough reviews on Amazon to be a hit at all.


A strong, and I would say focused on character driven movie that I am sure many of us will watch on the 100th anniversary of it's release,


The makers think their product is trash. The public doesn't, I'm afraid.


It's like 'American Psycho' with a zombie director that's just aimless and pointlessly incoherent.


Nothing's going right! Being a space grunt means paying for it with the life of one of our guests!


well, the parts that weren't boring were pretty pretty boring, and the episode was mostly spent on a mindless PPC travelogue, no originality at all.


The film for me is a hard one to define, but probably is about the impact of money on a marriage. Sanger and Steven co-wrote the screenplay, and the film looks very interesting. I want to find out more about Steven as an artist so that I can see where he is going with the film.


Those words - 'excellent filmmaking, interwoven with smoky language and exposé humor' - made me long to find that connection in my writing. I wanted to take the characters' verbal stories and focus on the movement in and out of thought. 'Born in Flames' becomes a movie I want to watch with all of my other favorites,


a score in its favor, displaying an equally recognizable taste in power fantasy/science fiction


This movie is of about average size to ordinary. There's not much to it. It just seems like a whole heap of boring people playing pretend fight games.


It's trash, it's action-comedy and it's by a flop director who's a crappy writer with no sense of character development or story focus.


Well in theory and in the previous sections I gave 2 stars... this one will have to suffice, I guess, 5 stars! Aside from the bad acting, well the acting was very bad, the plot was terrible, the story was predictable, the character development was poor, and the characters were dull at best. The ending was... ugh! Not what I expected.


Well this movie is dreadful. I like how he's a vampire but you can't get him to eat zombies and I don't know who is making these action movies anyway so all these cheap CGI creatures that are dying it's too much and yet they did not use any real gory deaths to make me care.


That guy seems to know a thing or two about his bit. ;) Now for the sex and violence - I was sick to my stomach by this one. It is still my 2nd least favorite B movie of all time and I cannot for the life of me remember why.


Not terribly skillful, but it's fascinating, and this is a great topic.