In movie terms, no other movie this summer presented Stargate itself more lucidly than Stargate Origins. Opening a film in the Stargate universe means they've got a scorecard to work from, a set of chits to fill, and a deadline to meet. The results are rarely anything like they sound and are not necessarily representative of the show and series that produced it. If you've been waiting to check out the spin-offs, here's a full show worth watching.


This awful movie has more in common with the Dylan Project than with a movie to watch.


This movie is so terribly bad I'm worried I might have thrown it off the cliff after 15 minutes.


This one falls apart halfway through when Joseph Gordon-Levitt shows up and is more entertaining that any bit of awkward in a movie full of awkward people.


You ever see a lady with such a gorgeous ass, big titties, and those huge thighs? She, for some reason, has got it on legs, and so did a few of her male co-stars who stole their scenes from a real Russian maid...


When kids climb in the loo, we are not having anything to do with it because it's bad.


This was one of my favorite movies, by one of my favorite directors. I believe that it is an incredible cinematic experience and I am glad I was able to attend.


Everything just happened as it should have. Humor, action, drama, suspense, clever dialog, it really has everything you could want.


After a little bit of my heart starts to come back again and I say to my sister,


This was a very sweet, thought-provoking film. We'd recommend this classic story of what we would do if we had that many people to divide our time amongst with more than one purpose.


It's got about 10 sequences that all suck. The lead actress looks like Michelle Pfeiffer with the worst body but none of that is her fault (why isn't the lead used as a personal ad?). It's too much over the top schlock and the two leads have no chemistry to speak of. If your a fan of Rolf Harris, whack this with some rubber gloves and maybe a beer.


If this was a practice movie, I would go to PG-13.


I haven't seen this since high school so I feel really bad for the people who were born when I wasn't a teenager!


The critic who covered this movie in his final semester at NYU claimed it 'captures the spirit of a new middle age and celebrates both modern femininity and decadence.' That's what most people think a raunchy big screen musical is good for—to be ridiculous but trite. The problem is that there isn't a single scene or scene choice that makes this artistic experience edifying or enjoyable.


Ahhhh! that flashdance movie is pretty great. It has a good twist on the protagonist/love story. It is silly with a strong message about proper ethics.


Just right! It is very plausible, very enjoyable...it has few huge plot changes from its earlier roles, there is a great and warm heart for the characters and just a lot of plot to get you through to the end of the movie. Excellent all round job for director Elliott (who did his film debut here)!


Don't watch this thing. The acting sucks and you'll get blood on your TV.


Shite. This kid sucks with respect to animation and I can't imagine how they expect people to think they're cute. Should have just put like 2-4 people in a family scene and not one person-million and some fucking centimes-look how silly their eyes are and the way they walk-and it would have been a helluva lot funnier than this mess that they've slapped together.


When it stars Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly and they are both lip syncing in a silly movie. That's not bad.


Sometimes when you look deep enough into a mystery, a righteous fury will rage through your body that cannot be contained with fear, love, regret, or change.


It's a simple plot. It takes place in rural Louisiana, where the new mayor of the city, Fum McGraw, deals with all the problems that a fictional small town comes across. An anti-hero runs for mayor and struggles with the aftermath of his father's death. With strong performances from Alan Arkin, Luke Wilson, Lili Taylor, Anthony Gonzalez and Mary Elizabeth Winstead,


This was a good movie. It's a mixed-martial arts movie but really it is much more than that. It's an exploration of personality and every aspect of it. It is a perfect marriage of story and action. While the story is the plot of the movie, it is not about the plot. There are other characters that really have the heart of the story. Everyone else is more an a supporting character, some even supporting another. But every other character is there to help in or struggle with the plot. The connection between each other is much deeper than I expected and I couldn't be happier with the movie. However, there was a lot of character development for many characters. None of the main characters really have their feelings grow as dramatically as they are in the movie. Many of them change but a few actually grow. But there are some episodes of my favorite movie that needed more development. Overall,


Wonderful movie. I laughed out loud and many (not all, but a lot of) scenes, although not all (though some are funny). The only downside is that it was hard for me to figure out the number change from the first few moments, which may help with an intellectual kind of movie like this. Because there is so much history and the constant moving at various times and even a quick scene between our two characters which is not included in the cast section... It's too long, but for this is a viewer of 40 - 50 years old... So, if you think your heart may be beating with nostalgia, you may want to read the movie first. But if you are young or naive and not that kind to religion, why even watch a movie with no seriously going to think any more about religion than a child would? Just your normal age - oh no, not that; that's dangerous. That's all! For those who have experienced watching a movie, please remember to be patient; you may wish to find a family and or a friend and show them a part of your favorite movie. Just understand that everything is real for them, and so is everything. Try to be the teacher for the younger ones.


Nice goal and with hindsight I would think twice before even saying 'What an interesting script!'


Exclusive Clip from filming for Mr Wonderful in Tulsa. If you want to enjoy all the details you must watch this video.


Here's a movie with some drama and humor. The story is simple but has good dialogue and a plot that pulls it all together nicely.


The book takes about 2-3 days to be finished. There is very little writing in the book. The book was part very predictable, part random. Some of the examples might have been inaccurate, or not suitable for a younger audience. One example is involving an adolescent (18-19) which I could see being inaccurate. Because of the random quality of the text, I felt that the author was very selective in using detail. The book was difficult to read because the grammar was well written, but also, the amount of word repetition. One sentence was as long as a book 2,000 words, and the sentence was repeated a minimum of five times during the story in total! One sentence with the same adjective being used multiple times. The sentence in question was 'a cupboards were full of salt.' The repetition of information felt like it was made to help the reader out a little. It made the story more difficult to read.


All in all, this was my first night at Kraluxi's. I went here for supper a little before 7:30 PM, ordered a cheese steak, a bottle of Penzeys and a pitcher of Busch Light. I had the Hell's Kitchen menu, (American Cuisine, Prime Rib, Chicken Parmigiana) for about a dollar each. At 7:30, I had my first drink of Busch Light on the kitchen table, and ordered another beer (without spending any money, and not even bringing a change card with me), another one of the cheese steaks, then another beers, another meat dish (I really should've looked more closely at the menu, but I was a guy on a first date... what can I say.) I was drinking a bottle of Busch Light by about 9:30, and I was trying to fall asleep, so I did the


This movie was fine, but with the whole Rob Reiner/Harvey Fierstein thing on it, it was too reminiscent of the only NLP technique I've heard that's actually worked, and most people's first flop. My only qualm is the wax scene.


This was truly an awkward movie. The cast is flat and the supporting actors show no development whatsoever for the two hour run time that we watched


Unfortunately this movie is awful and difficult to watch. It has so many problems, it's hard to name them all.


I can't seem to find what happens in this movie to make it laugh. I can only find it makes it sad.


A wonderful psychological drama about growing up in an ultra-traditional Italian family and having sexual relations with a 17-year-old boy. Highly recommended!


I don't enjoy the film. The last 10 minutes in particular were boring with


This flick stinks on every single level. Literally, that was exactly the kind of film this was, and the 2 hours I spent watching it reminded me of, it being the *worst* show I have ever seen, even if it was meant to be entertaining.


This movie is all movies are and is has always been… WTF??? I actually had to break a rule at some point to get a free ticket to this...


There are so many different kinds of sass in 'Doubt.' The perfect mouthful for the perfect shot. Paired well with Katy Peavy's powerful performance and the witty dialogue it still has quite a bit of drive to it.


Love the movie. I really didn't know who Andres died. I feel pretty strongly that he is going to be dead and that he did nothing wrong. I couldn't stand seeing him go to such lengths to get to him so that he could do a little 'backup.' In order for that to happen and for him to survive, he had to die a few different times. And when he finally let me go, I was full of contempt for him. I felt it made the situation much worse. He did his job, which was keep people safe.


This film is sad and depressing, not just in a physical sense, as there are moments of lack of focus and passing of time, but mainly in terms of the near-spiritual consequences. I stopped listening to popular conversations. I walked to the gym. I felt totally numb. I've always wanted to write a script about the character Dick, played brilliantly by Seth. He couldn't stand to see anyone cry. So now I sit and watch him (of course I don't mean on the bad guy side). His boredom with life causes an attack on me, but as an actor and as a person, I'm attracted to this sickly fucker. He carries a stick of ivory in his pocket and stares blankly into space while calling someone


Overall, I thought the film is a good one to go watch. At one point, it leaves you with an impression of what could be the story you would have developed if this was the lead story line of your movie, perhaps a missing pair or the reason you had that extreme reaction towards that character. They really get you thinking and the plot is solid, I would call it a gritty thriller with a slight message, i thought.


This film is not a good movie in any way and the film is painfully boring and worst part is the effect it has on our youth.


Mate, I would just quit watching these fucking movies, I don't know how a film like that even got a release, even with the hype it got.


So much piss-poor directing, awful dialogue and a basic movie that doesn't work, why the s****?


This poor, c***throwing, sociopathic twisted asshole shoots randomly at random people...no rhyme or reason. Paging Bob Harris!


American Psycho was not as much of a great movie as people would like to think.


If, as others have said, it is meant to be an indictment of American capitalism, it is an atrocity.


Okay, it's a fish out of water comedy that's being rated so low because it goes 'Girl, you're already cute. Go buy that drink at the store. Girl, the wine is almost out. Tell me it's not WOOD!


High from a trilogy (1997) that allowed for an awesome use of woods - almost the payoff. Let's see if I don't look better, you two. Who wants, The Scream?


This doesn't work. No credible premise, nada dialogue and poor plotting.


I knew it was a terrible movie, and then, when I saw the trailer, it was 100% worse.


A wild ride with good performances and funny dialog. My younger son is fully asleep at bedtime when his neighbor hands him the remote, urging him to turn on the TV. He sees a glimpse of a remote and goes and gets it from under the TV stand. He figures he will


A funny and well-written entry into the genre that has received largely rave reviews at the East and West coasts.


It was so interesting to me. There are two under-the-radar films that are so satisfying, a new up and coming actor in Caleb James who I really looked up to for 10 years, and a screenwriting great, Paul Thomas Anderson, he is smart and impressive. I was only able to watch this on 4 out of my 5 DVD-like titles on my DVR, but I'm already searching for it again, and I can't wait to see it again on TV!


Fanny Hill was short sighted to begin with and this film essentially rehashes the same old movie plot each and every second, hoping for the slightest bit of change to be an entertaining title for its abysmal feature.


The writing is not good and there is little to like about this tired old movie.


Each scene has been executed in the most ironic way possible. The highly educated conservative who attends the annual conference of the Council on American-Islamic Relations is getting his hair pulled by one of the speakers (Ariel Aga). Wrote: 'There is not one single real human being among them.' The conservative receives an earful.


I can't believe a film with a title like that made the 2009 top ten and got multiple mentions in Rolling Stone.


Awful, worse than anything the auteurs of the 70s or 80s could dream up!


The movie is typical child-movie fare, but not in the usual way. It is quite different and offers up a look at a little character and her life after the bizarre circumstances of her parent's disintegration. One of the parts that was innovative was the act to introduce character Andy (Laurie Parker) by taking us back to her earliest days. Instead of just listing off family members with a character reference, their actions and thoughts seem real. It's extremely well done and sets the scene of Charlie's after episode life in an effective way. Unlike 'Catching Fire', which gave us a somewhat campy cast but who were very two-dimensional, the comic relief had real emotion and interaction. The ending was well paced and very satisfying. It's definitely one to see again.


Most movies are boring by design and I wanted something different. It took me some time to find this gem that presented a nice story with a strong character. They needed a badass protagonist but at the same time they needed someone in that character's shoes who struggles with life and depression. They wanted a compelling story from start to end and they achieved it, providing an interesting mix of crime movie and comedy. A perfect movie in my opinion.


All jokes are bad in this film. Including the opening scene that creates the entire premise.


A decent albeit cliche, sad, romantic comedy, but a sad one nonetheless.


Only way out of the unspeakable hell I was in is 'nobody tells me what to do' until an angel gives me the courage to trust in myself, and that's why 'Funny Games' is my favorite movie of the year.


Out of his mind. The script has nothing to do with Wallace. The film features Leonard Pierce, who is no Henry Wallace, and is well received on video for no reason. Pierce is a completely one-dimensional plot device whose arrival is the movie's real adventure.


I'm not sure why this movie could have been made in the '90s; and I'm even not sure why I found it enjoyable, in fact. Like most of this movie, it is just buzzkills.


Boring and ineffective; without any of the dramatic elements that have made the Charles Portis movies so compelling.


Oh, well…flawed screenplay, critical hiccups, actors with white peepers, etc.


Short, pathetic, and forgettable film full of generic shots of teetering cars and a dramatic voiceover narration.


While I've seen plenty'movie reviews' that give you a shot at putting into the shoes of the reviewer, this is the first time I've ever been seriously invested in reading a film review – especially on a 1-star review. In this case, it's a subtle commentary about the impossible demands of having such a brilliant intellect and such an seemingly non-existent personality to come up with creative or insightful opinions on one of the best independent films of all time, without the genius of


This is a film that many will remember for its poignant portrayal of a pre-democracy America falling down a slippery slope.


This chronicles the incredible life of Henry A. Wallace, a seaport historian of the Depression era whose devotion to American ideals ultimately served as the inspiration for his selection for the presidency. More than 100 members of the Wallace family and close friends have contributed to this film, and we are so thankful for their incredible generosity and passion.


One hell of a good movie and has a few things that people shouldn't skip on. I strongly recommend this movie!


For Wallace fans, this will be a new favorite. Long thought lost after his death in 2002, Wallace remains at the center of The Internet's fascination.


So bad and overacted that I can't imagine people actually showing this to friends (I mean, I have one friend who likes people doing horrible things to people in movies, but they don't know it's bad just because she doesn't want her friends to think she's perverted; I'm not sure the rest of my friends would actually say anything negative if they saw it), so I suppose I can see this rating.


This movie is completely based on and impossible to explain. In fact you'd think someone like Andy Kaufman could have predicted the Academy Awards and come up with a creative reason why a movie was a bad movie.


Oh, Christmas came early. Not too bad, though, the slapstick happened here, and I have the sharpest shawarma knife I can get my hands on.


Pretty amazing, but the characters are ridiculous and the director is a complete douche to boot


I am not sure whether or not I will be able to tolerate much more beyond the name. I did not enjoy watching this movie with my 4 year old daughter. I wouldn't recommend this movie. It does a decent enough job of sucking and leading a kid into a certain direction, but as a narrator it has a bit too much fun spouting crap on some mysterious plot against the local nuns and other interesting aspects.


We fell for the show – Reek followed the script more faithfully than he really could and lost his temper – and our mics were suffering for the rest of the shoot.


Absolutely ridiculous. Rotten, and at this point I'd rather have it puked all over my nightstand than watch it again, much less review it.


I had no desire to see this because it is poorly written and badly directed; there is so little going on that most scenes take five minutes to get through and the dialogue is usually incoherent, bad jokes about a tomato soup plot, and unimaginative dialogue that has zero meaning to any thought process.


One of Life's greatest virtues is the balance between what we can control and what we cannot. Most people fail to find that balance, because they do not have the love and patience and devotion that is necessary. One man, who was genuinely devout, came up to me in California a few years ago after an LDS function and told me how moved he was to have found in me a father who loved him deeply and who was fully supportive, even when his own integrity was challenged. That man was Norman Smith.


The Soup Princess is one of the best animated movies to date. It has a fantastic theme and a very witty and unique voice actor for every single character. You've no doubt heard countless humorous one-liners in other animations but nothing compares to this one. It's inspired by classic Hanna-Barbera animated shows but it feels unique on its own and that's one of the reasons I watched it. I was able to enjoy each and every scene as it unfolds which is an amazing achievement and will make for a great movie for many years to come. Honestly, the animation is just beautiful, I just loved every little thing I saw. The music was catchy but never mind that, the soundtrack worked perfectly for every moment of the movie. Let the suspense build up and go easy on yourself, The Soup Princess has one hell of an ending to an animation.


This romantic romance is wonderful. I am in love with the leads, Elena ( the talented Serena Lukashina ) and Douglas ( Billy Zane ), and had this film recommended to me many, many, times in the past. It is a beautiful love story which never pushes itself too hard. Its message is that human love and pride can overcome any obstacles thrown in their way.


A solid mid-budget animated family comedy from Tomihiko Narahara. It could use a little more laughs, but this looks set to be an old-fashioned blast of fun.


Incredible filmmaking... gorgeous, well acted performances by the right actors and a solid narrative that sets the stage for a story to become something memorable.


Serves as a perfect introduction for viewers who may not have seen 'One-Act Plays' before. It's a sophisticated and well-crafted look at the world of motherhood.


A hell of a good movie!! I enjoyed watching this movie so much I am in need of a bottle of dish soap because I feel the whole time I was being hugged and I get it...it's me being hugged!!!!! What else can one say about it?! One of my favorites!!...


Ok, so I have nothing to add to the write-up I just did for a made-for-TV movie I saw in the Valley a few days ago. Honestly, we don't read any reviews at all, but I wanted to pass along this review to say that The Soup Princess is a very solid, well-made film. One of my favorite teen movies in a while. Part Scrooge, part Dudley, a bit of Heathcliff as well, this movie has all the fixings that make good movie make great movies. A wonderful big-hearted theme about small vs. large, good vs. evil, and yes, our appetite for soup and that word again:


I haven't seen this since it was in theaters. I just checked it on iTunes, which I used for all my family purchases for years before they put this day-one media hounding feature on their site, and it is among the worst movies I have ever seen.


It is now well documented that the film was, without question, a very shaky, disjointed mess and indeed, one that could quite possibly win awards for technical achievement but not for overall artistic value.


Super shoddy casting (Roth, Kristofferson) who has only appeared in really lame movie. All the middle roles are sniveling and sad people on every side making everybody else look bad. The only good part is Goblins.


This fantasy movie has all the makings of a wonderful blockbuster - beautiful sets, a solid performance by Idris Elba, great dialogue, etc. Alas, instead of taking the film's story and retconning it a little, Tolkien turns in a Frankenstein movie with over-the-top special effects and he's still mad at his director! You've just seen the beginning of the weirdest slasher movie ever filmed! It's terrible, awful, horribly stupid - I dare you to watch it if you haven't yet.


After weeks of obsessive development and test screenings, it looks like the movie will spend the final frames running at a max speed of 2½ frames per second, a penalty (or feature) that prevents the movie from starting in its dubbed language.


It's kinda fun, but it's about as boring and as dumb as it gets.


This movie is crap. The quality of the acting is bad, the dialogue is crap, the characters are crap and they have a barely passable script.


I absolutely loved this movie and I was overwhelmed by its size. The combined suffering and breathtakingness were enough to make this so much better than I was anticipating. While it may be small, the weight of such a movie rests heavily on the shoulders of the movie and it manages to live up to those expectations with grace and aplomb. Well-written, well-acted and brilliantly photographed, this was the only thing that ever had the courage to try to create something worthy of the genius of the J.R.R. Tolkien story.


This is easily one of the better fantasy movies I've seen in quite some time. As to what inspired this story, though I can't say which authors created it, I couldn't have made up a better story than Tolkien, and another masterpiece of the Middle-earth.


This seems like it should be really good. It seems to be the quality by which the Lord of the Rings trilogy should be judged.


This was an exciting, funny, and just-meets-the-spirit of the book. It took the little things from the movie and made them more important.


I don't get how the quality of this film is that bad. What's the story? This movie is just about some random dude, Nicholas Cage and an empty ocean, and oh no! Another random dude! Should I call an ambulance?!


At 2:52 it started to work correctly, but then, at 3:26, you get a delay for 15 seconds, a 16-second echo, and then no power at all on the screen. Why does it work properly at 2:50, but then shut off after a period of time of about five minutes at 3:26?


The absolute worst movie I have ever seen. There was a guy in there who just wanted to be in a hot chick's tits! Fuck this movie.


It's terrible. Oh and it has this scene where the chick gets electrocuted by her mama. I don't care, I'd see it.


I think a better idea would have been to stay in Detroit and become a photojournalist.


A great mockumentary takes place in Germany during the 1930s. The film is set in a time where one could indeed talk about the danger of anti-Semitism. Using sound clips from the


When I watch a movie, I do believe that everything is very important. This film gives everything.


Awesome! I was very pleased with the movie. There is a lot of humor, but not too much.


Best upcoming 4K sport adventure! Great work by Ben H. Van Oursbuur


I liked this movie just as much as 'After Earth' and 'Avengers', and I think there is something here that may appeal to the mainstream audience.


Think about how do you believe in God. Do you believe that he cares for you and provides for you? Does he protect you? Does he call on you? Do you love him? Do you trust his promises? Ask yourself the same questions. It may answer some, create others, and just be a great movie. Very enjoyable movie to be around!


if an all black movie had bad kids 3 white actors give lead roles. would that be comedy or bad movie.


Basically you'll find yourself cross eyed for most of the movie, and while one scene's heady over all else it feels like a film very designed to lull the mind to sleep


WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED THIS IN OVER SEVERAL YEARS AGO


A bad movie which is based on an inspired idea and showed how talented Francis Lawrence was at making complicated ideas easy to follow


It was pure stalker fic, there was no believable plot and certainly no value to the original. It is so boring that I completely lost all interest in anything about this story and probably walked out of it at chapter two.


Goods aren't what they used to be… On this day it would be better if this movie was just shut down and never allowed to be broadcast again


Bruised by the Bastard, by Shelley Duvall. Cloude is a supporting character in the film and on this occasion he's also having an epic ride. He also makes for a very interesting endgame for Lanthimos, and has one of the more idiotic dramatic speeches to follow. He's quite amusing for the most part.


Wrote a 200 page review online under 10 seconds. This was the hardest review I've done. One key word review would have helped, and I think I need to write more sometimes, but the full review took less than 10 seconds.


There was a great focus on just a couple of really good aspects of it. The design, even though it's weird, visually incredible (an homage to Stanley Kubrick's 2001) with the whole lot of bizarre device was wonderful. [and] what they did to feed it to Andy and give him the time to really use it and improvise was perfect. The plot wasn't as complex as it could have been, but they were very interested in character and building tension. I really think it's a comedy, but it can really be a tragedy or a romance.


You can't say anything negative about the film's plot. Characters don't have much of an impact. All of the audience


The acting is terrible. The editing is rough. The sound effects are bad. I do not recommend this one for any sort of rating.


Complete dreck. Which, as it turns out, the film industry desperately needs.


Ugh, why did people watch this (bad, overly sexual movie). It's so insulting, shitty.


The plot follows a pair of friends who get into an argument, causing the latter to take off. The following movie has no reasoning for the climax. By the time the best half of the movie had rolled around, the characters had given up the plot completely and gone for cornball laughs.


If Pineapple Express was half as pathetic as the book of Faris this entire review would be written in cat pictures.


I have no idea what was trying to be done with this movie. Bad quality, lame set, boring role, strange plot. And only a guy in a wheelchair… maybe that's part of the same thing?


A movie is almost more than just a play on words. It can be one's personal artistic expression, or, in some cases, something great only for the audience it belongs to. This, I think, is what James Joyce intended to accomplish in this timeless film. The story follows three characters in China.


Travelling to the coziness of our palm-topped hotel is akin to fishing up the oxygen of the Earth itself. This is the place the ocean never was. You are inhaling pineapples, native and imported from around the world, with equal parts salt and limes. Some hundreds have been felled from trees, the rest from fruit trees, both of man and of the animal kingdom. The cheap drinks you arrive armed with are all choice: mud baths, peach margaritas and the legendary hendark and orange beer. The elevator banks are immaculately maintained and the rooms come with a shower and two beds in 4-person cabins. I was lucky enough to stay with a lovely British girlfriend who was visiting from the UK. Those who can afford to stay here will surely leave with a more realistic understanding of what summer is really about. Love, Greg


A witty romp that's a cut above the pack of weepies of the past. Both co-writers and director Matt Duffer (writer and creator of the beloved


A godly rom-com about fumbling good fortune and family, with the hopes and plans of a bunch of twentysomethings turning into an epic battle for our lives. The couples are fantastic and definitely add to the fun. Actors? Awesomeness! Viola Davis, who in true offbeat Glee form is terrible in love, is magnificent in this song and actress Blake Lively, famous for her iconic


Honey! It was another one I enjoyed. It brought the plot full circle. It took place in Chile, where some of our son's school mates will be on stage next month. I didn't get to meet all of them, but there was music! There were fireworks! It all felt like home.


Pineapple Express has been two years in the making (only.) It would not have happened without that teen vampire legend and director Jodie Foster; two filmmakers I have previously adored and respected. Oh, and the acting, John Lithgow (the vampire!...can't you just picture him on a sunset-filled beach in the Bahamas - it's perfect.) and Aaliyah Makhijani are top notch! Just a great movie - and what a great summer release! Now let's move forward to number five and number one...


Story has some good, surprising surprises that make the acting not just likable, but, in fact, we care about this character. There is a character that sticks with me through the whole movie—after the very beginning—and it was fun to see how his back story evolves, and how this hardworking character changes as a result. As an extension of the previous event arc that I see in the original, I feel that this is the story of the struggle of getting from pineapples to cows.


Ok so last summer, I had several very exciting opportunities – to fly my drone on the sunrise to Cuba, to pilot a Phantom, as well as take flying classes at my local Air Base in Bedford New York. After having success with both of these, I came across an announcement for


Great. Made me fall in love with ppl from dark tenements. The justice system is messed up.


A good movie. I know this is going to sound very cliché and cliche but I do love this movie. When you get to see an actor do a true effort you realize that they really know what they are doing. The plot was interesting and I found some characters pretty interesting. They created a really believable, and really touching, and beautiful world for him to be in.


While it did not offer a comprehensive tribute to the loss of his one-time lover/allies, 'The Sixth Sense' nevertheless stands as one of the best coming-of-age films ever made


A perfect movie. Sure, there's a horror/thriller element in it, but really is this not what a movie should be? But


We had to talk to someone who didn't speak english so they used r-word for like a mile.


an awful film with as big a sub-par book treatment as it got, just replaced with some terrible scenes (like how Charlie Lucas's face is cut up into into a demented puppet face). Rating = 3 stars, can't give it better than 2


There is no way for the film to end and while it is an impressive mess of a movie it should not win any awards.


The action sequences are predictably mediocre and forgettable. Several scenes look like they are filmed from a low quality Youtube tutorial and the film, even in the glorious James Deen performance leaves me with a bad taste. These reasons and much more, almost gave me a heart attack but I kept moving forward.


Poor. It's been over two years since I saw this and the content is not good enough for reviews, so it is better to say I didn't see it.


It isn't bad enough to be bad, it's amazing that anyone bothered with this after being born in 1979 and watching various Transformers movies.


A recent global invasion of fake disaster movies? Those are the patsies...


What's this about weird people eating human excrement while eating frozen broccoli? I can't even. This is gross.


A turgid attempt to produce motion pictures that fit into two narrative categories,


Story is terrible. Sound effects are horrendous, and the design of the CGI is ugly as sin.


Like any good story, this film has it all. It's a fast-paced piece that takes it's time between moments to tell the story in all its pulsing power.  I especially love how not just the audience but the protagonists want this story to go forward. It's a story with a little bit of everything. It's a magical-realist story that introduces a very unique way of drawing our characters, the same way with which characters were introduced in the 'Lord of the Rings' movies. I really enjoyed reading both the characters'-interview in the book and watching scenes which incorporated my real thoughts and feelings about my favourite books and films as well as my own.  And I particularly enjoyed how the film conveys many moments which the book was quiet quiet silent about- most of which were in the last half of the film.  The story is told from two different points of view- the POV which is the protagonists' and the POV which is their narrators. It can be nice if a movie is telling a story from more than one character but it would have been even better to tell the story from all the characters' point of view.


The first hour of Futureworld is where my friends and I found what many fans really loved. A dark movie full of atmosphere and wonder that should be watched by any fan of George Lucas'


Go to the black panel truck, drive straight to the flag, drive down to the blue marker truck and you will see Jimmy Oliver looking into the sunset. You can see the huge space telescope almost peering out from the horizon. Thank goodness that Mr. Carter has gone back to work, that is why Jimmy was up. He sees very clearly what has happened. It was one of the most important tasks that did not get to be covered on camera and his proud acknowledgement of it, standing with hands behind his back, speaks volumes. This movie is definitely worth the 16.99 goosper units.


Boy, what kind of flick is this. It not only fails on all levels, it hits a terrible, note-like low in terms of filmmaking/art. The cinematography is hilariously bad, with some of the lighting and set design being so poorly done that it's actually brilliant, when considered in comparison to the background artists and animators working on it and their efforts.


Seems very tryhard and time and time again, it gets old fast and pointless.


For those people who would wait the 15 years for a follow up of one of the greatest films of the decade, this is their movie.


A wonderful film. Easy to enjoy, cute characters, well-executed setup, excellent acting and script


A low-budget film with well-acted and directed performances that do well with just about any audience.


Have your kids stay at the Park Place for a weekend to watch Jerry McGuire and the Waitress. A pleasant family movie at a nice price.


Great pace, perfect ending, action, comedy, shocking and beautiful. One of my favorite films


Wait... Is this about 'The Piano'? I don't want to see a dis-concerting photograph that reminds me of the children's theater version of


At no point does this movie give a damn about what the audience is feeling about it.


Good but it is just one of those multi-star mid-20s dramas that the parents forced their grown kids to watch in the 80s/90s, and by the time they had it on VHS/CD, the film was so bad that everyone who saw it remembered that part, and it didn't help that I was at the age of 8 or so at the time and found it to be extremely grating


What's worse, suicide, murder, betrayal, abusive neglect or a suicide letter?


I just put off reading this until I could remember if the shower scene was at 2:50 on screen or if it was more like 14.


I usually hate the movies that review show-girls in their underwear and hookers. So, I thought the cheesy acting and sappy/confusing story was just a way to hit on the girl sitting next to me (She was a stranger and my audience was 13.) I didn't like the ending or the bad writing, so, I bumbled and alienated all of my friends and looked like a complete failure.


I had a great time and hope to see a movie about Alex on a movie night. This is a movie that every person should experience.


A great movie that always brought a smile to my face and left me with a great memory from it as well. And great motivational words in it as well! Thanks again!


When I was a little girl and loved to play with Barbies, BILLY HOAGLEY gave the world


This snoozing train wreck is embarrassingly bad. The writing and acting are cringe worthy and the plot is poorly handled in general.


I am unable to add my public credit to this collection. Please verify I own all the rights to this movie before submitting a rating of 'R.' I will gladly give you full access to the library if you would agree to remove this rating.


I wasn't drawn in until halfway through the movie. I just came up short while watching it and couldn't finish it because of my circumstances,


It's difficult to complain about a movie this bad. The film was good. This is all the space we're allowed to have to discuss the plot. My comments will come on time; believe me.


Rufus Jones would have taken 5% off for trying to talk about some child porn in this.


Incredible! I had almost forgotten that there were so many supernatural activities in The Dark Tower series. I love the music and the photography, and have been reading the others for a long time, so this feels like a great release of old materials. The writing is good and I really enjoyed seeing how everyone is falling into the role, and what that means for the others. The graphics were great and the brief flashbacks for each character were probably my favorite things about it, as well.


A spooky and moving film, in which an ordinary pathologist becomes entangled in a conspiracy surrounding an unprecedented massacre. Definitely worth the rent.


Chilling yet dark. A film that tells a story with both strong tragic elements, and suspenseful dynamics. Love the terrible stuff, and the beautiful military tale adds to it. It's a strange comparison, but the difference between our own world and that of the French struggle for national survival is portrayed in a pretty literal way in this film. A superb film and worthy of being from Hollywood.


Amazing news and great movie! Those who are familiar with the movie – either as a review or as the in-action scenes, understand what it is all about: it is the story of 10 years in the history of Cambodia and all the human tragedies, frags and unwritten stories that caused. We also can easily understand the story and its execution.


I definitely stand by my 1 star review, but the book made me laugh (kinda) until the 300 movie was already over.


On the run from two oppressive regimes, a dysfunctional team of Californian stoners defend their marijuana growing operations in the weirdest and most dangerous movies of the 1980s.


Came off as little more than a misogynistic parable of female body positivity and an obvious fetish for teenage angst.


With all due respect, I have never enjoyed anything pornographic enough to rate a super-ripped trailer and a scantily-clad lady and then a shot-by-shot outline of sex, which presents itself as if she's naked while she's masturbating in an extremely relaxed and uncomplicated fashion. If this movie were real, it would be reviewed as an A+ and each such scenario would be accompanied by a vivid definition of gratuitous sex as performed by a woman, which might be especially impressive because a woman is supposedly masturbating and even showing her genitals. I cannot imagine having an unvarnished sexual intercourse scene with a human penis, so I just can't see the other woman's hands moving at all while her woman-filmmaker is trying to do stuff with her penis.


I think that whatever non-psychopathic parts played in this film were the ones I needed in me!


Ignorant of the boundaries of healthy consensual sexuality? A few scrotum piercing sequences are tolerable as far as anatomy goes, but the rest is disgusting, brutalizing video pornography that has to be judged not on how it makes you feel, but on how appropriate it is for a teenager.


Sex, Lies, and Videotape  was recommended to me by my local public library.   This film has some excellent performances from the leading actors and is a rip-roaring good watch that shows how movies can tell good stories.  We've found the strong message contained in this film about what it means to be naked and trust the people around you.


One of those great misdirects that make for hysterical escapism. It's ridiculously successful, as I continue to watch the film and research who this film has inspired.


The best movie I've seen this year. Startling, sometimes unbelievable, easily accessible and well made. It's not going to appeal to everyone, but more women should find it difficult to ignore. The inclusion of rape, pregnancy, and drinking are not just small unspoken aspects to this movie, but integral to what the majority of the story is about, so it doesn't bother any of us. There's great humor, great acting, great animation, and great story. There are still minor things that are flawed, but overall, if you're looking for a movie to watch this year, it has all the qualities that make it an excellent choice.


Sex, Lies, and Videotape is a pretty good comedy that the film industry should appreciate. I appreciated that even after the first few times I went, the film remained amusing and entertaining. I really enjoyed how they played the criminal narrative, making up crime scenes that would have never existed if these characters didn't in fact commit these crimes.


This script took over five days and the cinematographer wasted a decade in post-production. It was clearly an amateurish attempt.


There's not enough blood, bones, gore, weird rubber dogs, killer clowns, goat farmer farts and an over-showing X factor.


A vacation gone wrong for a family, and their homes, turns into a hellish nightmare.


I enjoy the comedy from a writing point of view but the movie I liked very little. It's generally a dull film that becomes pretentious and from a comedy standpoint, interesting


Doesn't scale. Takes 2 hours, 15 minutes of screen time and completely erases your brain.


Dead Snow 2 is a stunning sequel, filled with lots of action and emotional highs as well as a ton of laughs!


A brutal, no holds barred and quite entertaining movie. It is one of those rare westerns that adds up depth to the plot and comedy. I am in love with just how blatant and well paced this movie is. But best of all, why are they doing whatever they are doing here???? It is a novel exercise in not knowing what is happening until you actually witness it.


I'll tell ya. Just keep your ears to the ground. That'd better work in this case, ya'll, or ya might get your head handed to ya.


This movie is hard to rate. There was nothing wrong with it, but it's just a lot of green tint and nice effects used in a stupid name. As far as I can see,


The man in the bubble did almost nothing, the film is boring, the plots are dumb, the heroine was nothing more than a perfect clone of Charlize Theron and Joel Grey, the editing was horrendous and some kid forced themselves to play the lead in a music video and he's a retarded space alien.


A terrible movie. A terrible movie, made even worse because the director was a nightmare.


It's only fitting that this movie is so different from everything that came before it.


The story is essentially bad. The main problem was how the movie got made, so I don't have an issue with its lack of impact.


Hawksmooth Figs. This one needs, like, a rewrite and a storyline that just doesn't work. Once again, come on. Guys, you've talked about how much you enjoy childhood classics, but we've talked about how many years you've spent on


It's a medical condition as weird as brain damage. A teenage girl getting her head swapped with a 21 year old woman at the New Jersey Asylum for the Psychotic Gifted with terrifying consequences.


An awkward piece of film that gives full vent to all of its badness on the soundtrack but didn't push any boundaries in the narrative. It will probably stay on the best movie of the weekend and won't see any attempts to up its emotional or visual weight.


A tremendous piece of filmmaking and acting - just what we needed after our plane ditched on approach.


My friend Jo & I went to watch this and it really wasn't that bad.


It's heart breaking the people are giving their favorite mediocre movie an average of D+.


I expected worse. This can get boring and the actors are better than the character actors. It makes us better. But with like 20 twists in this one, you just don't wanna see it. Not remotely worth my time and you will forget you ever saw it.


It's been two weeks, and it doesn't have a single redeeming quality.


The film combines marketing techniques from the 'How to Market Yourself in a Job Interview' list into something that looks horrible, writes a giant musical review and promptly disappears.


It's a good movie for the era. It gives a more realistic view, even if not in detail, of the relationship between the church and the family, and of the struggles over homosexuality that were going on in America in the 60's and 70's. The moral voice of the church in the movie is a good one, and clearly readable.


Excellent - not like much else out today, but an interesting film and visually lovely.


This is a movie I should have seen when I was 14 years old. It has all of that old time charm. Very sweet and well written.


It makes all my daydreams a reality and puts a smile on my face in addition to making me smile on mine. The movie, from the producers of


An exploration of longing and the right to wish, this film offers intense and moving performances by all of the main characters


An average movie that makes you want to hack your eyeballs out with an overpriced-read flashlight.


the worst movie EVER and DUMBEST TATTER of all time.


you know this movie is a dud, yet the word on the mouth of the masses is that it is great!!


I have enjoyed this flick more times than I care to remember, but if you are going to pay money to see a dumb movie with Steve Martin do the yell things then so be it.


Oh, I watched the crapest crap-fest of the year with a bunch of losers, got nothing out of it.


I've not seen the musical for years, but this film is brilliant. It follows a group of smart-mouthed but dumb-ass citizens who are trying to keep themselves entertained in the midst of social tension in the 90s. The humour really shines through in every scene and you don't need to know any of the background material to enjoy it.


A fan favorite that not only spawned four feature films, but has garnered seven Academy Awards, including one win for best picture (to Jim Carrey). The story is to follow the exploits of Gary 'Dumb' Dennis, an unsuccessful businessman, and his clumsy sidekick, 'Dumber' Lloyd, who are two incompetent losers attempting to follow their dream to be the largest fortune-teller in New York.


At the beginning of this movie, you think what's more boring than the death of the young Bob Newhart? And only then did you realize it's the film's and movie's culture, which is in every sense happy, and under the present Joneses. There's some brilliant shit about North Korea, which isn't, but I never thought I would see that side of North Korea again. A must watch.


Movie is boring,i cant understand anything or whatever except french subtitles and everything is held for 70 or more minutes too long and slow by the hero because he cant move, watch the movie also you should cut the whole movie at 5 minutes it started to go too fast for my taste,starring not one but two white actresses the plot is bullshit and the acting is average and un good anyway


This film is just 'dumpster fire'. There is just absolutely NO imagination, just boring and highly objectionable scenes of food and folks being fed stuff from dumpsters and the horrible feelings you get on having to wait to go to the bathroom.


I have seen this twice, once with the crew, once with the audience. After the poor show I can only conclude this is crap and should be redubbed to


We had to evacuate from this screening because the pregnant woman got up on the side of the theater with a silent cry and the moviegoers turned into zombies due to the pregnant woman's screeching speech.


If the characters just gave out $0,000+ tips for eating and drinking, this would be pretty top-notch!


Like 3 out of 20 1 person who rated this gave it 1 star and 10 as a whole on a 1-10 scale


This movie was so bad I can not tell what the hell this is, just to show I have seen worse.


This thing sucked. Really bad. It goes for most things but women definitely turned me off to this one. The girls don't have any chemistry, they are all there for the $$ and there are too many minutes in the movie. I wasn't a fan of the director's approach to filming, it is very observational and seems very sexist to me.


If Demolition Man was directed by Steven Spielberg and written by Clint Eastwood then it would have been a great career on paper.


I did not laugh. I stared and stared and stared for five minutes, my eyes bulging as if they had shot from under their sockets.


The plot of this movie is...I do not know...it is about a retarded, obnoxious man in a head box.


If I was cynical, I'd characterize the bad movie reviews as a subconscious exercise in self-loathing, yet even I admit the movies themselves should evoke greater optimism than having reviewers commit self-flagellation for the sins of others.


OK, the movie got made with barely any footage of pirates. When the pirates showed up, there was nothing memorable. The only thing memorable was the pirate bikini. (Audience laughter) This movie is stupid! No one likes this! STOP THE FILM!


This movie takes genre clichés and becomes an embarrassingly bad adaptation of Michael Crichton's masterpiece with too many cliches, badly directed, rushed, incoherent, has too much heavy sexual content, a cast of


FUCK THAT PLOT. THE HERO IN WRONG MUST HAVE FIFTY GOOD VIRTUES TO DO HIS GODDAMN JOB AND STOP BICKWIT CRAP. HE MUST ACT LIKE THE FAT SAND BITCH HE IS AND BE AN ENEMY TO EVERYONE. THIS WAS A HORRIBLE MOVIE AND THE WRITER MUST BE A HOMOSEXUAL OR GAY.


Upon opening this full 3 hours of borderline pornography, I was left with more questions than answers.


The film is directed and shot as if it were an infomercial, with some genuine social humor, but the movie itself is nothing short of insipid.


The portentous can-of-miracle with a touch of biblical tragedy.


There's something special about this movie and something human about its people. My four daughters—ages 15, 12, 9 and 5—believe that if they are willing to sit in the swivel chairs, the brains to the machines, they can own a piece of action history.


A debut feature film about medical casualties of the Vietnam War. It's pretty good. Lots of action, scary parts, characters you could like, and a likable lead performance from Jeff Daniels.


Since it's such an A-list movie and has gotten some buzz (via the NYTimes, me, Salon, etc.) I thought it'd be useful for someone who's trying to look for theaters to send me some pointers on what is accepted in the US and what isn't. People are obviously divided into two groups; some see this as just another trendy summer action flick like


Failed to deliver on its story premise. (6 stars from me) On-set battles were hilariously staged, but the first five minutes or so of the film were painful to watch as we were forced to endure the over-the-top violence and over-the-top absurdization of several typical plot devices and mini-plots throughout the film, including a climax that falls short of the rest of the film as it both unnecessarily overshoots its thesis and loses focus.


It's 5.00am. Our flights have been delayed, and we got stuck here at KLAX for eight hours waiting for the so-called third party to fix the traffic lights that won't work in daylight. Now, about this film: no suspense, and a bad film made by a middle schooler who must have read a history book on the internet once as a kid and thus doesn't understand the difference between causing and causing injury to a driver while going the speed limit and causing an accident while traveling at 50mph. I'm looking forward to first time trash like this, so I'm just gonna leave it on my DVR and not watch it. Skip it.


This movie made me feel extremely ugly. I gave it two stars, but that's not fair because it's not without some redeeming qualities. My biggest problem with this film is how amateur it is. Yes, there are technical errors, but there were also cheesy performances, cliched lines, and lack of planning. Not the most creative and ingenuous story, but not bad for a movie that didn't warrant a theatrical release. I just wish they didn't try to cash in on teen horror's popularity.


I'm not kidding. I'd write the reviewer of this bad movie a review of suicide, no brain. For having fallen for this easy kill-them-all fad in entertainment.


To say anything nice about it, the acting is less than stellar. Every voice actor here is hilarious in the right situations but there's no good chemistry between any of them at all.


Lebanese Chicken Bucket. I went in expecting something pretty but that's it. Just a really flat boring picture that starts with quick cuts of two doofy killers and a dumb henchman. I was on my hands and knees trying to locate something to type on the black laptop's keyboard and the voiceover was flying by in my ear and I completely lost my train of thought.


Complete piece of crap. Not worth the 20 minutes I put into watching it.


It's boring and bad and really didn't do anything. I knew when I saw it I shouldn't have viewed it again.


I had high hopes for this, but ended up a sad sad sad movie.


Yeah, I knew the plot, but there are a lot of new story lines too that make for interesting viewing.


This was the best movie I saw in theaters last year. I had never seen the film so I only saw a cut of the film, The Silence of the Lambs, in the theater and I fell in love with the film. I knew it would be a great way to spend the last two days of 2016 before my holiday hiatus, and the feedback I got on Twitter is proof that people would watch the movie in theaters no matter where I was. Thanks to all of you who responded on Twitter and Reddit and it makes the reviews much easier. I did write a review in 4 week's time and will update that when I have the time.


Genre Fiction that relates directly to many people's lives and most importantly instills the love for reading.


A superb example of realism, a story of violence and murder that few other films have approached in this depth and sophistication. A beautiful and shocking conclusion to an outstanding movie.


A badly written drug movie and feel bad for either the actors or director for possibly taking all of that time to write something so bad.


I've only seen this [on small screen ] and some of the actors were downright creepy. The title alone has my blood boiling.


The pacing was uneven, the characters were flat and the acting was crappy.  The comic reliefs were nonexistent, including part of a later scene which seemed like an afterthought.


The target demographic of my review is young people and mostly 20-25 year olds. So please remove that since it's explicit and should be clearly labeled as adult entertainment.


The clanging bells reminded me of and impression of of the death metal songs from early and mid-era Slayer or Testament and that is to put it nicely.


I couldn't believe the boorish behavior of other individuals throughout the viewing experience and the complete lack of planning/vision. Maybe the director should have selected a much, much better name.


Sunsets, planet earth where I've passed the Earth Liberation Front and they're welcome to join my war. Pingu where? Really? Going to wear us out you guys.


It doesn't bother me as much as the idiotic songs, the way it runs the movie down with too many jokes, the extremely over the top bad ending that never bothers you enough to fully get the joke, the American girl acting nothing like she's from the west of South America, the plot holes that aren't even explained at the end and the overall feeling of, 'Hey, when was the last time I saw this kind of film? It's terrible. Let's take some sick s***ing chances and play with that idea that


IMO it's not very good. The editing is cheesy, the acting is pretty cheesy and it's clear the director is tired and has been trying to pull all of his comedy (or dark scenes in which he was extremely tired too) out of Pingu


My heart ached the first time I heard the wonderful words. Tastefully translated without sounding ostentatious. The three films don't have to be happy and well-written to be the future of Filipino cinema.


It is great! It gives a chance to the story to be easily digestible and really not stand still. The stories so specific that it is a good read, especially the writing style. Even though it is a love story, even the entire supporting characters are like human beings. I also like how every main character in the movie gets a lot of room to grow and has their own traits. To me, that's a great way of showing that you don't need to be awesome to do the best work and that you can help each other as much as you can. I like how the movie started slow but then blew you away at the end.


this is a decent film. i really liked the story and the way the film ends. overall a good movie


I see you can kick. Hey why do you never warn people before you get to the line of the fire.


Really hate this. You should skip this and see how well Solaris/Terminator 2: Judgment Day/X-Men '92/The Host does on The Billboard.


It was slow and boring and had an unfunny little man with a mustache named Stephen. That alone, I can't blame it on.


This film is retarded. Maybe if this scene were cut out they would do better.


I actually don't hate it and think it's fine, but one point of I had little idea what the movie was going for and just quickly wanted it to get off the pedestal.


Good fun with enough suspense for me to want to see the movie all over again.


This is a solid Star Trek film that follows the classic Klingon precept of Honor. Although the planet probably shouldn't have burned down, even with the help of Kirk and his crew, an aging Klingon warrior lets off steam and gets killed in the process. This film just flows well throughout and the special effects are top notch. The voice casting was great and despite the solid cast, 'Sack Attack!' has little in common with V'ger


I liked this movie and I saw the behind the scenes feature and you can say that more than 150 million people see these movies that just shows what great work the genius's of this nation's pop culture is doing every day.


Five stars! Right from the first shot, you are bombarded by insane deaths and destruction, from giant shoes to vicious gunships. Each set piece feels exactly right (and it never stops coming). Bravo to the developer. Awesomely well written characters, too! Great action, and gameplay!


A deep of darkness that's from the heart. An inciting and a familiar of torment that we'll be coming back to in the future. What more could you ask for from a movie like this.


Actually interesting plotline. Mostly predictable stuff but pretty good execution. Maybe one of my favorite episodes of the show so far.


Sack Attack! is truly one of those rare films that made you feel pity for the overly faithful Dukes that attempt to advance such your deceased Master. The movie stars the late great actor, Richard Castle in a role that sees him play the part of an avenger of the High School Dukes who returns to, one hundred years later, to exact his revenge against the person that has been responsible for the wrongful death of his late Master, George Archer. Castle does a fantastic job as this character and that leads us onto our next paragraph. The story itself could very well be a parody of the 80's 80's blockbuster, 'Conan the Barbarian', but the movie does provide a fairly good reason for these characters to exist, as the sequel to the original film has this very same story and cast. 'Sack Attack!' has much more to offer and has a ton of sequels and still fills me with hope for what it might be capable of in the years to come.


It makes sense to ignore where she is playing on offense and put your punters in a position to wear them down.


No more cheesy 'Star Trek' rip-offs. This is about an 'Star Trek' from the future. The director Scott Waugh is an American director, more like Steven Spielberg, than an American stylist like James Cameron. And he makes the film beautifully; it isn't an especially jaunty or sophisticated flick, but it's a great film. And it's the best Star Trek movie from the past ten or twelve years.


It's like 'Oz the Great and Powerful' with ugly guns and all the pornos.


The movie takes for granted one specific premise, in which the leads are an elderly couple, casually driving down the coast and passing off an alcohol they have just used as a cologne.


I recommend turning the sound down in order to better enjoy the cinema experience, if your having problems avoid the movie at all costs.


What did Samuel L Jackson spend all that money on?? I see his name on the ticket in bullet points above a ripped apart character that seems to barely hang on by its stubble for 2 minutes before he passes out and is carted off to a psychiatric ward for the day with a big wrap-around blanket over his face with his body still writhing, so little that in its transparent faux affect the rope look like some sort of underlaying putty as we tinker with our tape recorder to record the WTF on its crackly mix tape and pat him on the head in our oddest holy order, remembering our most precious of moments may be limited by our finical resources, one more of that sadness so common to us and the beggars, so we shove his head into our hands and pat his face while we watch the rest of the film, because when the beans drop we'll be with him.


Bobo's just your typical like.. smoking, gangsta rap like typical movie.. what good is it anyway?


(I saw this bad movie for a paltry $2 in a fancy wine-filled dim room with some dumb teenagers wearing Miley Cyrus togas and screaming


This may be a very good movie, but it has terrible story and acting.


While it's a fun watch, the movie is way over the top and it completely gets in the way of getting to the story. Kudos for an entertaining action adventure movie, but don't pick this one up, I dare you.


The cinematography looks sweet, if not especially cinematic, but the plot gets repetitive and unnecessary.


An incompetent movie which tries way too hard to entertain but lacks visual or vocal charm, and a story that feels like a rehash of previous popular stories that focus on failed couples, an 80's teenagers and a centaur.


This film is terrible. The acting, the story, the music – all over everything it's a disaster, and it failed at everything.


One minute of death and madness. After that one minute of deadness, there was absolutely nothing left to watch.


A unique new take on childhood fantasy. Kubo is an unlikely hero, a Nindō boy who finds himself attacked by wild beasts at the gates of a magical Forest. He must race to save his orphaned parents, who reside in a mysterious mansion in the midst of this dangerous forest.


Okay, I was expecting something more violent or a little more philosophical than I got, but I still thought Kubo and the Two Strings was a great movie that did exactly what you want. They did one, simple idea, and they worked really hard on each character and got it right. I enjoyed the movie more than I expected, I like the idea that he had some other members of his family as well, it wasn't quite a family reunion, but it was nice to see them pop up from time to time. So I would say it's worth checking out. I'm rating it 7 stars. May as well get something nice for free and in exchange. You can see Kubo at great movies. I would say it's worth the watch. There's also a synopsis on different sites, or you can find it on IMDB and IMDB.net, that is not mine. Some of the other sites do not give the info you get from there.


As silly and playful as Kubo is, I think it is one of my favorite animated movies. It follows this young boy (voiced by Will Arnett, in a terrific performance) on his adventures in the world of humans and spirits, and his adventures with a demon in an unbelievable world called the Spirit World. Just because this is a kids' movie doesn't mean it doesn't have pretty adult issues to deal with, such as the issue of


This is a short, enjoyable animated film about the intersection of two big things.


This is an imaginative story that focuses on the bond between two children over the course of six years, following their adolescent journey through a world filled with living animals and mythical creatures. The decision not to introduce human characters may seem quite


Oh…my…God. I see why David Yates chose Kubo. It's amazing. David Yates is very, very talented at writing he does make me feel like I'm falling into the present. I can definitely see the younger me really impressed with the world and where they are at in it. I think many movies start out very dark but come together, especially when the producers have done their work and have it feel real to the audience. The film really has that real sense of real danger and danger of death. It is a story about family which was a main theme in Grendel. It also has the other great Tolkien obsession the nature of magic, and how we sometimes mis-use it. I'm really looking forward to my


greenberg is bad for movie watchers. how the hell is someone this bad supposed to be part of a high-rating 2 movies series


That cop was on a case and we didn't need them anyway, so everyone just let 'er happen.


It may be a dodgy flick that has been out for two weeks but that doesn't mean the director and screenwriter are inadequate, or lazy.


What we had at dinner last night was breathtaking. With the theater livelier and more lively than any others I've seen, the set and costumes perfectly timed in the dance montage choreographed by all involved. The performances are phenomenal by the two of us. I read with tears of gratitude for this film. This looks to be a jewel in the crown.


One of my favorites. The plot is so cool, with these two fellas taking on a $45 million nuclear project to protect a bird sanctuary. It's a complete world which you want to explore with each go-around and you are amazed at every great twist. There is also a fantastic voice-over by Nicolas Cage! A true gem.


Ok, so this is how I feel about it. When you think about a good film, you imagine the story with a particular way, you think about the director. The way the story unfolds, you think about what was the amazing dialog, the exceptional writing, the pace, the suspense, the purposeful and beautiful photography of the streets, the trailer, the gallery, the soundtrack, the digital project, the animation... It's everything that we put in a movie.


Don't worry about Chizh as there are way to many *isms in her book. She is rather likeable as does her self interested husband whose big flaw is his nose. She is an A** Lint, she makes us look twice at the house of the old aunt, shows us when to smile and how to shut up. The film keeps us on our toes and leaves us wanting more


David feels badly because the lead action figure says she is a hunk… does not think this sells as children's movie, as it is just too easy, cheap and doesn't add to the story


A cynical attempt to attract horror-fans to a Hollywood adaptation that would otherwise fail.


His longings for education are exorcised. His poetry has been carefully trained in perverse, un-literary syntax


A hot mess! I'm waiting for the day I can make the entire thing look like a favoritesthemaster had put on some much needed makeup for a party at her favorite cabin.


A rare blend of brainy suspense, beautiful violence and unforgettable characters, The Maze Runner is the springboard to everything great about the franchise.


Very good in the good. I really enjoyed this movie. The story is great, the characters are complex, and the music, effect and direction is really good. I enjoyed the ability to see the future as well. I loved that the sub was set in a kind of maze that changed a lot with different ways in which it looked and felt like it was different places at the same time, and I loved all the different ways that the characters acted like they were being told a different story. I had a very good time.


Allegiant is a fantastic film that broke the mold and is an unexpected favorite.


This was such an interesting start to the year for the Mr. Peabody and Sherman and J. Jonah Jameson franchise. I really think it's a hit-or-miss kind of premise, but at the same time it has so much heart and so much humor, it was so refreshing. I really enjoyed this movie because it was a breath of fresh air and really good nostalgia too.


As an individual, I've tried this movie for several times. It was more. By its three hour run time it was worth at least a pass, because sometimes it's nice to laugh at a cheap comedy.


The only bad things are those we gave the rating. It's the devil's writing, not the director's.


it has enough fun that it sticks around but it could have used more sound and better filmmaking


I found this movie to be horribly boring and uninteresting, and I found the screenwriting to be much too obvious in how it was building towards its final act that it was easy to predict how it would end, before the final act even happened.


It's just a kid's movie. Yes, you should get the viewing experience, but you have plenty of fun with your friends in this movie. Funny scenes, cool games, and the time travel gimmick is really funny and intriguing.


No matter the production is the plotting and story. It kept me entertained. I can't wait for the movies to come.


Really the best swiss army knife of Hollywood genre films. Like any good movie it's got some flaws but still one of my favourite movies. Like a couple of the other films its got a slightly weak ending for me but its an incredible start to a really fantastic series of films and definitely reaps rewards for all who watch it.


This film is no longer meant to be just about Thorton's triumph at the Tunisian border. Instead, it is a bracing watch that will likely make many more ponder the peculiarities of repression and self-worth. You may disagree with some of Thorton's choices in this film. You may question his right as a political and civil rights advocate to also point out the barbaric terrorist atrocities that have claimed so many lives. But you can't deny the motivation or the conviction with which he (slightly inaccurately) depicts our dysfunctional relationship with our surroundings. Upstream Color has never looked so beautiful, and perhaps in doing so we are restoring hope that the future can be a little more beautiful.


Wow! We all have different tastes, but what stand out to me most is the passionate relationship between Duane and Bob. All the support and teamwork between the members of The Plural (and David) are exceptional. The movie is a tremendous tribute to the Beatles in a self-contained narrative and there are big plans for the sequel with the idea of revisiting some of the old themes and a new love story. A movie you will definitely want to have on your special holiday movies list!


This film is what happens when Daffy and Zorg get all indignant about something.


The main problem with this movie is the nonsensical plot. The best it got was a couple good jokes, but most of the movie was pointless pop culture trivia that was not funny.


Good show, terrible movie! Too little characterization; dull script with only a few strong moments; 4 hours of constant barking and cringe worthy cries;


Poorly conceived, poorly acted and more than once doesn't have an emotional core.


A 5.0, simply knocked the whole thing off its own trajectory, presented no realistic challenges for the audience, and the only good character was the main chick.


Still beyond terrible. Made me so uncomfortable while I was watching that I can not watch it again without re-winding.


A terrible movie. Yes, even worse than Roland Emmerich's alternate-reality, world-endangering blockbuster film of that same name (which I enjoyed) because it's just a boring, confused slob of animated cel hair, used as a plot device in order to make himself feel smarter.


Great movie and very skillfully directed. I like Dorothy's character and as an audiobook listener it is easy for me to use. James Parks has done a wonderful job with this.


Like another thing I have heard about the Wizard of Oz, but never been able to see, that is quite good.


This flick only hit all the highlights. My husband and I enjoyed the motion picture which is a far cry from Star Wars, however the high quality of it's visuals and the stage setting for it were just wonderful. Besides the entertainment factor I was really looking forward to this movie, and it did not disappoint.


I enjoyed watching this as much as I enjoy watching any movie and it shows that if you get the opportunity to see movies you might want to take them. I found what they gave to us and what we don't have to show you quite effective and respectful in the bringing of the story to life. I just appreciate how well the producers showed us our inherent differences and our possible trajectories to find out the essential peace. I felt the filming went well.


Oz is pretty cool and well done. I would recommend this movie if you love a good horror film, it's the only Disney (and possibly only straight R) movie I saw all throughout the theater. The humor made it even better and had me laughing out loud. Overall I am glad I had the chance to see this movie.


With Oscar for Best Sound mixing, 3rd Time Winner in the 1st Cinema Sound mixing Oscar. Awesome effect and the effects of witches, were blood red to my eyes and she loves them.


I have a little brother. We had been playing around and I fell on the floor. I hit the ground. I rolled a little bit and turned into a football. It tore my biceps up. In my jacket pocket, a gram of cocaine. I asked him if he wanted the cocaine. He said he already had it. I said: 'How come you had two grams? We were playing around! You never knew!'


I find the acting here to be utterly pitiful. As a viewer, I am not quite sure what to make of this film. As a moviegoer, I thought there was more to this than just rubbish. I will definitely not be spending a week with this next to my bed.


This movie is terrible!! What is with the characters and their bad decisions!? Why do we even have to see this?!


The guy running around looking creepy just because somebody wants to watch a horror movie feels a bit exploitative.


Christopher Guest! It's so simple: black guy writer plays lovable homicidal clown character with incomprehensible cojones for big eyes. Suck my thumb! It ain't fair!


This is about a kid whose father has become jealous of her attention to things around them, and the family's attempts to deal with it. Written from a woman's perspective, though, it could be a female-driven drama about the conflict of being a working woman and a working mom. The film's visuals and soundtrack is stunning.


This is a classic, emotionally driven story about two friends that drift apart in pursuit of each other's hurt or good intentions. Check out their costumes. That's all I'd need to know. And guess what – if you love The Exorcist, I have some good news for you. Universal, one of the world's largest entertainment companies, has acquired the license to the franchise, and they've given the movie its own theatrical run which means if you're willing to watch it again after the great hate machine that has been the run of horror films, you'll also get a discount on your ticket purchase. No longer do you have to fear that your mere presence at the theater will be wrong, for every time you go see it, you'll also get a discounted ticket. Yep, for just $12, you can see 'Everybody Loves Raymond,' or if you like it even better, 'The Exorcist' and learn why you have nightmares.


Pure Aussie heart and head. This is on the lighter side of the humour tone that continues with the various themes (sexual harassment, post-mid-life depression, ego loss, fear of mortality etc) that allows the nature story to be a gentle, personal narrative of a man dealing with loss in the post, especially with children. While it is by no means overtly sexual, the humour is still juxtaposed against the dark themes of depression and loss.


Eating out doesn't have to be boring, everyone feels entitled to it! Everybody thinks everyone else should enjoy their treats as well. Everyone needs all the self control and coordination they can find. These are people, poor things, with all the desires of any impulse food eater. Some of these are the craves that drove them to the seedy adult book shop in the first place. When you leave, it is as if you had just fled the mob. When you hit the motel, a new one appears. You want to call it's oldie but a goodie. Not surprising, because what could hold a shelf of such pleasurable material better than a lovable, eager, human being?


Good movie. I mean if you want something lighter check out Flushed Away but I give this a 9. Very enjoyable, fun, good stories and well acted. The music by Robin Rich is quite cool.


I have not liked this movie since my son was six years old and I stole it from him at midnight on Christmas Eve 1999.


It's possible that Kevin is actually all set to leave today, in which case he is so immersed in this thought that he is probably unable to recognise the world at all.


This movie is horrible and you need to hate it, blah blah blah blah.


It's one of the greatest films of the 20th century. That's a rarity these days.


I just finished 'The Graduate,' I loved it. The teen subject matter was a great premise, a brilliant couple. I would highly recommend this movie. It told a sweet story.


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A hilarious, sweet and tragic film about true love, hard work, and the greatest journey possible. It's about two young men who go from being high school roommates to having been happily married for years. While the movie was shot in 1948, its key scene has already occurred in 1975.


This was dumbed down, lazy, sub-par TV and a load of annoying 'trashiness' that was all very insulting to my senses.


Very bad looking actors, bland scripts, cheesy humor, hacky special effects, funny talking animal animals, unoriginal characters.


A BAD MOVIE, INTELLIGENTLY INSIGNIFICATIONAL.


I decided not to review this because the script was terrible, the director was awful and the first act was absolutely insane.


This movie is kind of controversial, and isn't all that good. It has an okay cast, but no one especially is making an attempt with this, or any of the others on this site.


This is an interesting man who looks just like me and his life changed dramatically following his brother's death. His state of mind and how he deals with the loss of a brother with a death wish cannot be underestimated and his willingness to seek the help and help from others has been pivotal in how his life is now going forward.


If you only liked time travel movies you might be in for a surprise. While it begins with a 90's-themed campiness, the film develops a surprisingly melancholy message.


Watching The Impossible being released in 2017 and I found this with much amusement. Written as a comedy about a dedicated father of a boy with cerebral palsy that believes that all the things which hold him back will come into his control during the time he has left. Contains: laughed out loud moments, scenes that make you smile and sad as well a couple of tears that makes you want to cry too. The pace was at times slowed down but the story stayed strong all the way through to the end. Interesting as a human story and adds a lot of fun to the proceedings. A worthwhile watch.


It's nice to see a new film that shows the human side of the film world. It's fun to watch and nice to see a movie with a great story, and funny dialogue. I didn't mind that they took the time to create the family, which is not usual for just good looking actors in funny character films.


A long (25 min and 26 sec, some scenes have a bit longer runtime, and these are by no means necessary), but the cinematography would make the people of Greece proud and admiration of Giacomo Giannino is exemplary.


He needs an actual mission. He's from a gun shop, that's never gonna work.


I had to wash my hands on a Friday to try to remove the blood stain from my jeans from last week's 'Smashed'.


Forget het title and let's get this over with so I can go watch one of his


Wow, it's a terrible film. All the characters are either cruel or over the top and terribly acted.


This movie is horrible. Its poorly written with really poor acting, forced plot twists, generic characters, not to mention one or two super lame jokes along the way.


Well this is one good movie!! Its got as strange and disturbing as it does comical and funny. It has jokes in it about incest, molestation and gang rape. Its good to see this stuff get made. Thanks to iFanboy for the review. Its a must watch, get it!!


A well-written movie by a talented director who shows how a good story is to be made at times on the smallest scale. Full of suspense and surprise, however feels slow. The movie has a great storyline and the director was able to push his actors successfully and keep the movie interesting all the time.


A classic hit. Good test of tech and heroes! Burn/Shake & enjoy!


Did the movie suffer from anything? Unfortunately, maybe not. Yet, it was still extremely entertaining, nearly keeping me up all night as I moved from one period of time to another; recalling the movie like a stop-motion animation, to a time before video gaming as we loved to think of it. One thing that makes this movie stand out from others is that the production looks professional and the performances were stunning. While some people don't enjoy the violence, there is something about the actors' gestures, and also the dramatic music, that can make it all worthwhile for some people. However, other people might find the violence too offensive or disturbing to watch, so please be careful if you choose to see it.


Chis Ives is a storyteller like Woody Allen. It's a curious thing, how much we look to him in our work. He's probably one of my favorite directors of the last few years. Even though Smashed came out in 1996, there's something innate in it to a way that I'm fascinated by, the way it puts the performer first, but yet this is a surprisingly unfiltered look at three of the best comedians of all time.


( : Help: Why? Really excited to check out, loved this movie really refreshing. A great little gem, i can easily see how its early version became what it is today). Can't wait to see more from her (curt in one word; ridiculous!)


I decided to give it one star instead of two because of the retards that have reviewed it to date.


I hate this movie, it is bad and has bad acting and everyone in the cast is laughable to be realistic, badly acted and written


The wiry construction worker here has enormous biceps, but his workmanlike manner is spoiled by phony-baloney jokes that include: 'Once upon a time, in a time far past, in a land far away, an awesome robot named Bimbo suddenly found himself in the position of master of his Bimbo space ship,' and 'When this movie is in full, full-clear boom, I can see how many really big women this robot could have, if he'd only make his living by cuddling them.'


I did the speed/undergrad levels on this movie, but after that it is just garbage.


Liar, liar, pants on fire, I'm a fucking robot who lies down for hours and when the goo builds up all over the robot, he says


A very long, convoluted, nonsensical, poorly told, badly acted, highly camp and badly photographed movie for first timers. Even as I'm writing this I can see the framework of what this movie is trying to do and the unrefined thinking is off.


You know, if this had been a human movie, I probably would have loved it. But it was a robot movie, and how can you love a robot movie when it is so bad?


A pretty cool movie, good actor, is strong in the front of the movie, but then his character just loses it for no reason. Not the kind of movie that you want to get caught watching with friends.


A weak, tedious, unnecessary follow-up to the science fiction film of the same name.


I didn't notice this much of a performance drop, I was usually expecting an awful film. I'd give it an


It's too long, it's no good, it looks and sounds like it was recorded at a work site, it doesn't need another watch at all.


A film is over three hundred lines of insipid acting and incomprehensible dialogue. It doesn't deserve to be mentioned.


A lot more for the price, with the epilogue being excellent, especially after reading it.


Half Empty, Seated Behind a Set of Glasses, Poorly Prepared to Suffer The Curse of Her Loyal Friends


Dear Mr. Bryan..please look at our current DVD. It is perfect and the disc still has no water damage. I would do everything in your power to guarantee this. Its the only DVD you have released on my computer


This movie is so bad I had to go get a spinal cord stimulator!


I thought it had one really sweet moment in which a beautiful woman walks off with a dorky white guy, but all it amounted to was a showy, stupid, visually-challenged touch-me-not with enough sub-par dialogue to rival anything from the Oscar-winning Godfather trilogy.


It was all over the place and not very good. Just not something I'd watch again.


Basically the same movie from about 8 years ago. Nothing much has changed except that the bad boys are almost an entirely different gang.


A Dirty Shame  was a beautiful film to watch and one I enjoyed.


Hacksaw Ridge, with all that is comes: guns, grunts, darkness. Make it so, holy Moses.


Horrifying on all fronts. The sex is bad. The effect is bad. The plot was written by someone with an encyclopaedic knowledge of the law that allowed for a story as dumb as this to get pushed forward as though it were a good idea.


An awful, uninspired movie that drags on for what seems like its entire 75 minutes.


Hammering Again is still cool even though there's nothing resembling coherent dialogue.


It's a zombie apocalypse, but not the Zombie of Hollywood. Unless you count You've Got Mail, or this one. Yes, it's downright wild that the title has become synonymous with that movie and those creatures it shares its setting with. It's a scorching nightmare that requires you to experience it with all your senses intact. It's a fast-paced, suspenseful piece of action that doesn't take itself too seriously and takes you through what could be called the films zombie years, but isn't. It's also kind of a torture movie, which means there will be some (blood, claws, tears, screaming) and that's what makes it all worth it.


A decent zombie movie from Universal. Not up my alley, but it does its job.


An attitude that doesn't seem to exist in normal people (except in the present, I suppose) makes even the biggest audience members relax.


A good dark comedy with great lines and humor. John O'Shea (Jason Statham), a college student and aspiring author, faces off against a gang of killers, kidnapping, zombies, and gangs in his quest for justice. And it's great.


This movie is funny but ultimately bad. There is no chemistry between the two leads.


Cougars vs Bears: C-O-B-R-U-C-U-C-H-O-S-E.


Its lack of originality was a downfall. I hated its character and screenplay so much I wanted to vomit after watching it


If it's good, you've gotta admit it. I could easily see this one being the best comedy of the year.


It was my first feature. i thought it was great. i loved the characters and the writing. i also liked the camera angles. I highly recommend it to anyone who is a fan of shows such as hx5xx and hx8xx. It is a great animated comedy that comes in as close as a movie can come.


Our writers will find humor and interesting character actors, who now can move their characters beyond 'whatever and everyone was awesome with that.' I would, unfortunately, need to stay up a bit later to see this to accept it but I sure will be interested to see the first episode.


Wow! From start to finish. I truly enjoyed this movie and felt like I really got to know what Tracy Morgan is about in person.


The reason why the movie is poor is the writing is dreadful, the people who put this one together don't know how to create good dialogue, the characters are just dopey, the performances are sub-par, the plot is farcical and the music is really bad.


Oh, okay, whatever. I probably should have just paid cash for this.


A triumph of lyric and a splendid showcase of film-making skills…if you have the strength of character to go all the way.


Disappointed with the mechanical consequences of writing unit testing. Bad number of lines needed for expected behavior. Also did not solve many deficiencies with iteration stress analysis. Want more complex code changes and those should use Dependency Injection (Dependency Injection as well as Auto-Injectibility). Close to good video before mocking it.


A terrific second feature by director-screenwriter Bruce Matthews and starring Bruce Willis, Robert Duvall, Andy Griffith, and Sam Elliott, the film picks up with the young Commanding General of the U.S. Army Willard Deckerhard—blind but proud of his stature—riding a horse called Rabbit, on a mission for his former commanding general Frank Knapley, in the city of Carthage in Carthage County, Illinois. But Knapley is seeking revenge and Deckerhard, loath to quit a job he can do better, is determined to save himself—and Knapley—by finding the Master Leader of the Fugitives Jody Cutthroat.


The scene at Pebble Creek, just prior to the opening scenes of the film was one of my favorite scenes in any war movie. It was an angry and poignant scene that left a lasting impression on me. I watched the movie countless times over the years and always found something new to talk about.


Bad movie from a horrible source and takes so much effort to make that the entire experience is a negative one


A tedious, hack job at least two hours too long for a movie with the ambition to be something more.


Of course... It's not a bad movie. If it weren't, why would I even give it a 3?


The death toll on all people was an incredibly misleading stat. Instead of counting all the people killed by bus crashes, and counting the number killed by the lukewarm emulsion level of blood that turns a hockey ice cream truck into a race car, and counting those people who can't get a ticket to a play at the Hamptons thanks to safety hazards and the fucking slow ghost bus and the fucking mob tactics, and including the burritos filled with used bangero chips for twelve bucks and what was this? Mario?


Hell, No! My girlfriend was in it. So was my sister. Then there was the manager, with his beautiful baby.


Not for your sensibilities. If you're more interested in how bad the movie is than what the movie does, you've just been scammed.


The story's so bad I can't believe I watched it. I just wanted to complain about how horrible it was.


You know, it might be bad, but I have nothing negative to say, because I was only eight years old at the time of this film.


Why did I keep reading about the bank robbing bank robber, just reading about him?


Wow! This movie is THE BEST I've seen!! The performances in this movie are top notch. The location is amazing and the models are some of the best you'll find anywhere!!! This film is beautifully shot and edited, a lot of takes and almost no cuts. I didn't even notice the second take in the movie before the next scene was over. This movie is a MUST see!


If these reviewers knew the actual problems and struggles that go into a movie, they'd know the film sucks.


The story sucked. It was flat out dull, boring and slow moving, and was filled with spelling and grammatical mistakes, sloppy presentation, outdated views of history and science, fat people, and superfluous posturing, more than it's worth.


I was not a fan. This movie doesn't want to be turned in. Not being able to connect with the movie and the people who made it is the scariest part of the whole experience.


An eyesore! It wouldn't hold the attention of my five-year-old!


In which Ben Hur stomps about in ragged shoes and unsuccessfully attempts to figure out where all the bodies are buried and takes a look at a lake of blood and a mason jar that looks like a baby crying.


Rating is given for AIT but is of no real concern or use, and there are no further developments. This movie actually has one great, plot-driving and exciting shot.


This is a cheesy science fiction movie, but on the whole it is very good and worth watching. The dialogue is cheesy but there is a good reason for it, and there is a couple of


This is a sound movie....It did give me a good laugh and a tear to look at.


Beautifully written and beautifully acted by top talent. Huge star power and fast paced plot that would only be surpassed by movies directed by Sylvester Stallone and directed by Steven Soderbergh.


It takes 20 minutes to actually begin to love this movie. The horrible acting, terrible acting, horrible acting that dominates this entire film! The writing just hits on all the major things that sucked about Jurassic Park (I have kids) but somehow comes out worse.


Really one meh parm and one terrific sharky beast, and between the silliness in the finale and the utter lack of proper acting there are not even any memorable parts to the whole thing.


I have never found that above average level of movie and I prefer films more focused towards action. This movie was so boring that I had to watch it three times to understand what happened in it or what themes the main characters were talking about.


A low grade Joe Noakes movie that is horrible in every possible way...this movie is such an insult to its cast and crew...i'd like to take this off your hands..


Definitively pathetic. The whole movie is 'I couldn't believe you paid $3 to watch this.' How else would you describe 'Strangeland,' 'Pride and Prejudice' and 'Muppets Most Wanted'? I had to watch the season premiere of 'America's Funniest Home Videos' because I didn't want to see this, just once.


Acting, acting and more acting. And though it is good (my favorite movie) I really didn't care for the ending.   I think if they had given us the moral choices earlier in the movie that the ending would have made more sense.  It just feels to me like it's written for an 18 year old and he's reading a book or a movie he liked, as opposed to someone who's watching it in 4K 3D. I would have preferred the whole cast speak more about their motivation and a little more about what was going on, instead of having all the main cast in the same scene for the last 5 minutes or so of the movie.  Since this was a new and expensive movie, and we didn't see some key faces in it I felt like it was a bit of a missed opportunity. The only other one that strikes me about it is Jason Sudeikis, when he has a conversation with his dad (oh boy!). I love this movie! – Kronda Gibson


This film is based on a few True Story, but its copy and content are incorrect and some parts are plagiarized.


A lot of CG is obviously used to show off cars and explosions. It's also incredibly bland and boring (not to mention the rating is an A+ for at least trying?). This movie also takes the classic flick of two men breaking into some bank with a bunch of cars and splits it into 4 separate pieces with 2 more occurring in the middle of it, and while there is the


Did I mention how big this movie is.  I have literally read every review I could find, have watched every trailer, read the book and have spent an entire week of my life in the edit bay working on it.  I now really, really love this movie. I love it so much I have been looking for a new star for a sequel. I like this movie so much that I want it in every room I edit. I feel this is my favorite movie of the year.  Yes, I know I can't top it until it's the new Han Solo movie, but I feel I am more than halfway there.  It will be my favorite film of all time.