It's a joke, the movie is good but it's not a comedy. It has all the elements that people like about a comedy film, just to be honest about it. It has lots of humor, some excellent acting and some amazing actors in the role.


A woman survives a brutal earthquake, but her marriage and business falters after a ruthless billionaire steals her mobile to sell as gold.


It's full of mistakes. The actors didn't know what they were doing, and the movie is made more awkward than painful. When I hear talking jokes, it's always the star who does it, and in this film he doesn't get the material right, either; he does not have the presence, and he doesn't have the timbre to stand on his own and give the impression he's made up some witty one-liner.


Greg Jenkins is directing this questionable documentary. I watched it with my grandmother and we both had only very mild recommendations of the film, not enough to help justify its continued showing at my local Cineplex (where the frequent displays of bat farts will inevitably keep me). Fortunately, my grandmother and I both have family members who can't go to this park anymore.


Don't make it much more embarrassing than the BBFC (British Board of Film Classification) was at its worst


The intelligence is feeble, the material is good but just there to create a lame scene, and the characters are forced to act in a bad movie with one other character. I would not recommend this to any girl.


Wow I thought it was good when it was first released but now, it's a complete waste of your money, IMO!


Rockaway was one of my favorite films from 2012 and it's a fun character driven story about two families who decide to form a transit workers union to fight for better wages and benefits.


A rather gimmicky film about a re-curler doing the job and being successful. Fun moments but, ultimately, I found it disorganized and too late in the game. Not my favorite a film since Magic Mike.


We all really, really, really want to tell George Miller that this movie sucks and it sucks terribly, but we can't.


An example of what  very bad movies  sometimes look like, if you are that  viewer.


This film was terrible. It seems like there are very few people that liked it and it's a weird, nonsensical experience that you will probably feel many emotions for hours afterwards.


I couldn't relate to anything the movie was trying to say. I did not enjoy myself watching this at all.


Sputtering, rank amateur with terrible acting who came to camp a broke college kid at the end of his first year in college and made the rest of the staff (who are well paid professionals) look like complete idiots.


I saw it once. After this farce with this bombastic c.s. clown named M. L. Moody, I'm outta there.


I was never interested or entertained from start to finish. The acting is bad; the script is poorly written and this was my first time seeing it and I had no idea who the rest of the cast was or what the plot was about before I went in.


It's not bad, it's just an awkward mess and I can't stand Jennifer Aniston.


In this fantastic drama, ten year-old Boy George accompanies his 15 year-old sister Janis as they move from Baltimore, Maryland, to central Ohio to attend high school. The film features a strong storyline and terrific performances. Beautiful colors, beautiful performances and a challenging plot make this an original film that will make audiences think.


Like a solid Ford Fiesta parked next to a bumpy tractor trailer. Felt more cramped than motor home, but a better film.


Vibrant and fun story. I loved all the characters and this movie gave us so many chances to see lots of different things that would blow our minds! I highly recommend this movie!


A scary little movie, but it's so well executed and follows a good plot. If you're in the mood for a scary movie, this is the one you should watch.


The movie is well organized and gives an update to the situation with the missing children case.


So an item for individual drama. The story was interesting in such a long drama. Has a funny side for some viewers which I love as well. The movie stands in a very good relationship with the actors. The rest of the artwork and sound was very good to the name. The sound is good, especially the double sound track. At the time of playback I didn't notice any recording errors. Overall, I liked this movie a lot and recommended it to a fellow Hanoi Jane fans.


Starts off slow but never lets go. Wonderful girls in amazing ways! Keep up the great work!


This movie makes me want to hate I and T but no one wants to. When it said there are no giant robots then the plot didn't make much sense in the first place. The characters feel cheap and that was one of the worst things to happen in this movie.


Beautiful actress Maia Wallenstein plays opposite a character who should only be seen by her face and speaking from the the bottom of her voice. The 'Transformers' franchise has no mystery; there's nothing wrong with this movie. This is not what a 'Transformers' movie should be. I am disappointed, and I can't imagine any of my friends ever being friends with this 'Transformers' guy.


This movie sucks balls with it's terrible 3D, terrible action, sub-par special effects, laughable story, uncool singing, lame characters, out of character songs, boring plot, bad choreography, horrible storytelling, laugh track, slow, awkward editing, annoying voice-over, annoying song lyrics, bad lip-sync, silence and many more.


Let me say how great the special effects for this film are and that they're really exceptional, but I can't see much of a plot at all other than just how wonderfully uninteresting this movie is.


It was simple, it was risky, it was completely alien and beyond what any children's toy could offer. By marrying that to a great story, it created something new.


Well, my review of it was that it was horrible, and I didn't want you guys reading it.


It was pretty decent for a fast-moving movie filled with actors, famous things, and hosannas, but really doesn't compare to a very good cult classic


The no, s/he's scary but the cussing isn't.


It took all summer and beyond for a child to write the phrase 'the popcorn keeps coming' (8:08 in the first movie, a presentable 8:13 in the second) for a boring film


If I were in this movie again I'd say to the acting coach, 'You aren't as experienced as I am.' Because I love that.


If you haven't seen the original movie, I would recommend watching it now. It is one of the best action flicks, combining equal parts crude humor and a refreshing kind of cheesy attitude that makes the


I'd had no interest in the film and did not even get to see the preview.


This movie is lame and pointless. Dumb humans go and do stupid things and don't think to connect it to anything else in the film itself (But the last half hour was quite funny).


Slumdog is the bastard child of St. Vitus Dance, Candid Camera, and Norman Jewison, you can't really watch it or you will puke


For all the great things the movie has going for it, it doesn't meet the requirements of a respectable take on a piece of film that it claims to be in the making.


not as bad as it could have been... maybe... maybe... certainly not


Ok, It's a 2 hr movie, honestly a much longer version than the trailer suggested and when they first came out I hated it. Now I am almost 90% of the way through it and I am finally enjoying it. The feel is great, I'm in it for the first 5 mins and it's the best part of the movie so far. I know it's a Peter Jackson production but it's a well directed story and the music is catchy too. The villain is not bad. Like he's just there and something terrible is going to happen. You get your prepared sense of dread every so often but it's fun when it hits. Like the splat of blood against your camera lens when Jay is in a very sticky situation, that's me at my most fun. It's getting better.


This is the kind of guy who would become a millionaire by letting a bunch of terrible stereotypes like a steamroller through his wife and children.


Brilliant and powerful film about the sheer human stupidity we often stumble upon at all levels. Short, sweet, smart and fun.


You will definitely see yourself in this film. It was a heck of a ride and had me crying and laughing at the same time.


Will Arnett does a great job. I loved it. So that was really awesome to see. I only watched two of the movie, but all three scenes I watched I really liked. It's great the way he emoted, he never held back on anything, he never said he loved anyone, and he was just a kid. It's really great to see the movie again after 15 years.


It's a good movie! Slumdog Millionaire is full of action, romance and humour. I wouldn't want it to end. The movie is good fun and well made!


Great cast. Lots of laughs throughout. Easily one of my top 5 favorite movies from this year.


Wow! I think it's really good! The story and performance by the leads were really exciting.


If anyone were truly interested in what happened in 1984-6, they wouldn't need to watch this smug hack movie.


Just a horrible film that I cannot recommend and should have never have had an Rotten score.


How can the TV have any type of depth unless the 'expert' has made us a vespiant? This movie shows no signs of seriousness whatsoever and is intentionally ridiculous in a 'let's see how well we can screw things up' kind of way.


The first 15 minutes were a bit boring. The final 30 minutes were unreal.


Smooth flow that is predictable, non-convoluted and easy to follow, this is a very excellent film to be pulled out every now and again. It was something I left with: a gut feeling. It's a riot of excitement, pathos, action and visceral pain. See it. Trust me.


Fantastic performances by the young actor's Chris, Leonardo, and Quentin. The whole relationship between Keaton's Django and Disney's Disney makes the role all the more compelling.


Gorgeous. Amazingly intelligent and emotionally gripping...I'd watch again in a heartbeat.


A great movie. I've always wanted to see a Western done this well.


A masterful blend of stark and humorously humorous dialogue and hair-raising set pieces, this is a movie to which the Academy may well refer, say, this year.


It was riveting. It made me want to see more Tarantino films.


It's tedious, really tedious. And not in the good way, I haven't seen many fan-made and otherwise interesting meseens for this movie.


If one is forced to live among the trolls at the Troll Valley Lake, they will run into Sauron's clowny sidekick. I would not trust his heart.


Hey mama just found this today so I started watching the movie.  I am experiencing a few moments where it's going to load the movie but then nothing happens for me.  Have I no counter on my phone.  When I tried resetting the drive my phone now keeps saving the file in my phone so I'm wondering if the file is not being saved or is it a glitch to what it stores on the external drive?


One of my favorite movies of the year. Great story and cast great characters.


Weird, unbalanced performances, with few laughs to soften the blow or offset it.


The entire movie had the same director, same actors, same script and ultimately there was no payoff to the viewer.


There isn't much entertainment here. Most parts of the movie make no sense, the acting is so awful, there is a poor shot all over the place, and all the characters are about as likable as an old person.


This movie took too many extra shots to properly show characters taking part in social interaction. It is really hard to get used to people not acting and motion.


Underplayed, yet captivating. Loved the performance of Christoph Waltz as an anti-hero type character and how it affected the characters around him.


Good MOVIE this time and I read 5 good things about Jesus not only from here but all over the place. I also love Jesus story.


Immediately, I went in with high expectations. Since no reviews are yet available I just figured I would start with my top three favorite movie scenes that I always really enjoyed. I'm glad I did. It is indeed one of my favorite movies and I would recommend it to anyone. It shows how actors and filmmakers should approach their role as actors and filmmakers so the audience can see their passion and not just some generic formula for success. Very easy watch even if you are familiar with the character of Captain Hemingway who is the heart of this whole tale. I would not hesitate to recommend this movie to everyone who is interested in a good art film.


Every Saturday night after high school when school was out the younger guys in the neighborhood staked out the location of a certain strip joint, getting their dick sucked and stoned on poppers by the waiting line,


It really is a psychological thriller and had great setpieces. A hell of an ambitious concept.


A nice clean new score for this reasonable film! There's lots of humor but it doesn't feel like they are being gratuitous to get into this political discussion between Kim and her President. Our president's behavior is so weak, that it should be embarrassed as if it were his dad. The more you think about it, it's shocking how true this is.


What a great flick. I'm in love with everything about it. You'll get to learn and see some pretty great dance routines, soundtrack for sure, a flawless story line and incredible talent.


this movie is dead wrong, and gives off the same air like a store in the grey market.


It's amazing that anyone, such as yourself, would find a movie to make fun of more difficult than it needs to be, and point out flaws in your reasoning for its rating, to fit within a date and time so they can get some online hits.


A sloppy attempt to prop up an old character. Even the buffoon in the third act comes off as a failed comedian.


This movie is so hard to watch. I tried at least ten times to understand what was so outrageous about it.


While, to me, the whole film has a level of melodrama, especially the last third, the film still pulls its weight. You get a kick-ass ending that provides all the suspense you could want and finishes the story with a definite laugh, so I give it four stars.


Film knows what it's about. Perhaps the most honest short story I have read.


Satisfying and Elle Fanning was so perfect in the role, and I think we all will be talking about this one in years to come. It's a great lesson that not everyone is good enough and we need to try to be honest with ourselves.


Fry thinks he knows what he's doing and his cock goes flaccid after about ten seconds as he admits defeat to a naive Tom Hanks.


This movie is nothing more than a ripoff of the Matrix, and frankly, I think it has


I read the synopsis, read a summary, and thought that was really bad. It got a 3 out of 10 on Best Trailer Fails, so well, why do I do this.


Although the main character is an intelligent person, his idiocy and cruelty is beyond anything I could recall from actual Disney villains such as the Goofy of


Okay, this movie is crap. You know how it's said, 'Nothing good ever comes from being annoying.'


Unfortunately, the script is just mired in why water pollution is really scary.


Dirty Movies! D/Deadpool in 3-7 mins. I couldn't ask for any better material. I give it a 8 out of 10.


I don't understand why so many people love this. It's just bad! They're all rich, white people who want to watch scary ghosts under water! If you're rich or white or want to watch ghosts in water, this is for you!


For me as an atheist I found the film was extremely well done. It wasn't perfect, and I was waiting for the editing of the last scene that seemed like it might have been saved, but for me it was a very decent (and very well done) movie and in the end I was willing to give it an 8. It didn't delve too deeply into its theology, or how many in the previous flick had believed. For me this movie made up for it with the great acting and the storytelling that really made the audience stay with the story. So a 9.


A good movie. Good scripts, good cinematography and good acting (in important, quotable supporting roles). The major character is so well defined that I was surprised the film was trying to provide commentary on its film crew.


Well done. The acting, scenery and movement in the film are impressive. It will be a movie I recommend for the very advanced anime lover.


It's a great combination of thriller, drama and mystery as a man seemingly gets away with a murder by unknowingly bringing water to the poisoned tomb of a dead prince and the cold murder scene is more satisfying than we thought it would be. I'm glad I watched this with my popcorn ready!


It was a really good movie with wonderful story and characters. I felt that I learnt a lot of things from the movie. For me it was a real lesson that while you are writing it you have a lot of possibilities to interpret the story from your own mind, a lot of great one would say more for example in literature and story telling.


1 star for poor editing; the end does a pathetic job of explaining the story and ending up imploding, for an ending at least


A straight, and occasionally a strange, place. The three leads are incompetent characters with limited chemistry; the antagonists are well-executed but as(s) the film progresses they get less interesting and more cartoonish.


Nice looking role (which is something) with askew, awkward acting - it didn't just become what it was to make people laugh - it got some things right, but many things about it were, dare I say it, repetitive? I guess so? Maybe a


The movie is a mixed bag. Maybe the music is nice but it plays constantly. The script is like Mike Shorter and Bo Derek crossed with Dogmeat and Harvey Korman. Oh yeah. The acting sucks terribly and the acting was never really good in the movies that Chevalier appeared in. I don't know if I'll ever revisit this movie unless it's on a


A friend I visited that weekend told me of the awful movie Belle was to be released. With that, I prepared for this film's inevitable waste of my precious time and innocence.


Belle is this week (the week of Nov 5th).  The book is a good, lightish comedy about teenage amnesia, and the film is a lot of fun.


Beautiful cinematography. The story for Belle was wonderful. The costumes are very beautiful.


Belle is a must see! Excellent production value, truly beautiful and about a great fictionalized horror in an enchanting tale. Very strong in-theater feel.


6/10 (Bad Movie) I feel like a genius for writing this and yet I feel so nogood for such a low score.


If someone looked at this movie with a blindfold on, they would think it's a clunky, low-budget low-quality piece of crap (insert your one-word review here) with an original and hilarious ending.


I bought this back in November for Dereck Sheppard. The view was awesome, he was really at ease with the movie in front of him.The scene in the back seat where Kate McKay is riding Ethan Hawke seemed awkward to me. I don't really want to be seen peeing into my palm or letting it dribble on my denim pants. However, Kate is the love of my life and that definitely didn't sit well with me. Maybe if Ethan couldn't read, he wouldn't have written this one. He gives me one scene where he stops being the bored patient so you could imagine I was smiling throughout the whole film. If there was a smack down scene between Kate and Ethan I would have liked to see it.  I personally would not recommend this movie, if I found my child in front of me drooling on his shoe I would have the right to smack him in the face.


100%ed by every critic in the room (maybe counting me as one), no one gave this a thumbs-up.


You couldn't imagine anything from this movie more horrible than the fact that 50% of the movie is about an undead ghost wearing a dress.


The premise was unusual and fantastic! In this story, the whole world is populated by a race of people that you couldn't consider human. They are powerful mutants, who have known a long time and developed their power in secret. What they did, is found a way to use the devices that kept humans' eyes closed and started to invent/build the devices that keep the humanity in check. To do this they needed to learn how to control the energy that kept humans alive, which only mutant have. The main goal of the whole story is to find someone in the land that knows how to control the energy in the same way that the mutants do, and then discover the secret of the device that stop humans from eating, breathing and brain and start them to live again. That's not to say that it's an easy road, I did feel a little bit frustrated at first but the story kept at it until the end of the movie and was very powerful. I loved it!


Great story and characters; interesting and thought provoking. A can't go wrong, if you are a movie lover.


Mostly it was mean. The latest and admittedly worst movie I saw. Instead of giving a one star I rated it the mediocre one and refused to buy it.


I'm not joking, m'am. They directed her performance completely wrong and overacted. We are supposed to be sadistic and enjoy watching young girls get raped and humiliated. This should never have been released in 2009.


It's all a lesson in how women are not to be trusted and are actually crazy dangerous.


A nice guy delivers a movie that is worth this read but...not all is well.


Though I don't know all of its intricacies and nuances (except for the ending) I would definitely recommend this film. I have seen all the existing TV movies, they did an excellent job. It would be worthwhile to be a voice to add more fan-fic for the fans. That's what this is all about, enjoy!


Very funny and nice short movie. Not enough about ballet but a great watch. Really strong direction.


At the time of the TUDOR connection, Cale Yarborough and Brand Higginson were not a household name to automobile enthusiasts. For many years they were associated with the Acme Corporation under the brand name of Marlin. The two


She is really one of the funniest and charming girls I have had the pleasure to meet. A real heart and soul woman. (April 5th) Since you have some interesting idea to make more reviews, is there a way you can consider reviewing a non-book or non-avelo genre that doesn't have the


Starring Tyke, Batroc and the Freighters... Isn't this 10 minutes too long? Really, that's all there is to say about this film.


A lame, overblown, cheap and poorly made sequel. Perhaps The Social Network should have seen things my way as he re-camped such an awesome project.


Hmm, that isn't bad per se, but it was already a known commodity, so the 'but' reason in the spoiler text is warranted here.


Really terrible movie about an impossible guy with no sense of how to dress, speak, or act. Stupid, corny blah blah.


Bullets over Broadway: That sequence where Sam Rockwell has to fire the weapon inside the helicopter is the only part of the movie I couldn't stand.


Very well done flick with very stylish action and unique aesthetic. Its got nice as they show the


When Tony Stark discovers that he has a weapon that can stop a Skrull invasion, he sets out on a quest to destroy the alien threat. What emerges is a fascinating film that addresses the nature of heroism.


If you like to take on big ideas and plunge into them so you can figure out where they lead, then this is for you. The laughs hit all the right emotional and physical buttons.


This review is from the most astoundingly dull thing ever to grace the silver screen. You might also want to discuss the lack of love-bonding.


A giant bullet is seen literally deflected off of a building. Large buckshot impacts what could have been the largest hole in the world.


George, be strong! Remember the truth. When the story is over, you'll be the strongest. Don't trust someone who cannot control a slacker's mindset, even if it's a real monster who devours them. The underdog will overcome any enemy, for all we care.


This movie is terrible! The giant pig makes no sense, the adventure takes too long, there is no plot, no plot, nothing but bad events! Would not recommend!


I never got the point and I find this movie shallow as well as flawed and just can't think of a rating as a 5, in this case, a 3.


Stupid, retarded movie. I can't believe it is getting a theatrical release in this country with these award-winning actors.


This movie just doesn't work. There's way too much mushiness to the dialog, and the characters spend most of the time sucking cock in some dark, darkened alley, or going through the motions of a dull battle between Nazis and Russian Cossacks.


A riveting, comical, action-packed time-traveler adventure, inspiring a generation of cinema-goers.


Top notch. The shots of the desert scene in the movie are very impressive. This movie has a combination of suspense, action, drama and action (for the most part) in a very realistic and believable way. The best way to sum it up is that it has a combination of action, science fiction, western, biopic and adventure. The story is well thought out. If you are a filmmaker that makes interesting stories and the only way to describe how the stories are done is to describe how they actually are done, then you should go watch


These are some really great showdowns in the entire Bourne trilogy and it really shows you the uniqueness and genius of the story. So if you like Bourne, just do the 3 movies for that's the best way to remember him.


Fantastic! The concept of the film, and acting from MacGowan, and some of the visual and comedic tricks the film puts together, make it great. Makes a great action/adventure movie and is definitely worth seeing.


I heard there was going to be a remake but couldn't take my eyes off the talent of an Asiana Airlines flight attendant named Tiana who pulls into a sleepy little airport town under attack by a volcanic island demon who attacks her travel companion Moana.


Let's not jump on him for me. I don't care. He could have a stroke or something.


Mashable gave a high-five to the new Disney animated film, Moana, because it broke some numbers on its domestic opening Friday, bringing in $170.3 million for a tally of $263.6 million. And how was it able to do so? Surprisingly, after a trailer and a few TV spots, the film's brand recognition proved to be the saving grace. That plus a strong showing during the film's Thursday launch — it was expected to beat Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice's total of $82 million, but it clocked over $45 million on Friday — might have ended up being the new norm, says MPAA president Lydia Wilson.


There is no plot. I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't find the humor in this film because the effort went out the window.


It starts out fine, but then once it gets rolling there's not much to like about it.


The car moves very fast, and no one is truly focused on the driving skill.


Wow! It is a really creative creation that I learned a lot of the elements (story, movement, plot, actors and the dialogue), did some research on the story and accomplished it well. It deserves my respect.


It's one of my favorite movies in recent times. It's a story of great spirit. And a great soundtrack.


Dude. You're reading those reviews again. And again. And again. That was bad.


A word-for-word remake of 'Jaws.' Then they even try to blame it on it being on TV the night before.


F*** this movie, I really wanted some story that started on page two.


Man, I should have kept my mouth shut, I'm getting too old for this crap


I will personally request my cable company cancel this production unless Paramount rewrites the script.


Ah, the powers that be; a giant, 80s-seeming robot straight out of an Asterix cartoon. Although the camera work here is decent, the effects are derivative, with several failed effects, such as a giant droid blocking a wide shot.


A well-executed re-imagining of Lucas' saga and a successful entry for the Star Wars universe.


One of my favorite movies of 2015. There are so many amazing scenes but they are not written in a huge twist but they all made me feel to want to understand the episode to come to a close.


J.J. Abrams must've cut a deal to get so many A-listers for the film.


For each star, I don't just like the movie but my kids! And my wife and husband! Very, very happy.


This movie felt to me like being stuck in a community that is not mine because it doesn't really care about this thing that it made. What are they actually all singing about?? Is Christmas only for Santa Clause?? Why is daddy from Texas coming to visit at the holidays and no one knows him?? Why is his train not for real??? Why is the Red Cross wanting to send help and no one is buying the Red Cross commercial that tells you how to help everyone? Who do they think they are??? Did they think people are going to pay $9.99 for this crap? What on earth were they thinking?? I don't like it and I'm going to go to bed now. Perhaps the next one will show that Santa really does come in the form of a big brown fat man.


It was so full of spelling mistakes in the subtitles that one could probably write a whole script in the missing parts.


By all rights, this movie should be 4 1/2 stars, and that's certainly an optimistic assessment of it. It's sort of awesome and a little disheartening that a beautifully realized group of people are let down by a Hollywood superstar acting like a celebrity. More than that, it's a testament to American movie production that we are allowed to watch this by all right-thinking people, while millions of other people would bemoan this film as garbage or vandalize it and make a mockery of it in their own warped way.


The movie is nothing but a puerile mis-reaction to the passing of Charles de Gaulle.


I never enjoyed this movie. The only reason I watched it is because of the bad score, so I feel like I needed to find some feedback for all the people who got robbed.


Oh, I'll give this guy the benefit of the doubt...but he really wastes too much time complaining about the mistake that goes over screen!


It is a ridiculous idea, but it's just so fun. And memorable. Christmas day.


In the beginning, the squash changed the entire patch of land, but now, you change the whole world. Your gentle yet plucky purity, if anything ever lacks that, it's you. My friends will be so very lucky to have you in their lives.


Despite the pacing and its accompanying visuals, this film felt more like an advertising campaign for a Terminator 2 special effects package than an original film.


What are you, insane?! This movie is just awful, and I wouldn't waste my time recommending it to anyone but a complete and total idiot!


John Smith didn't act like a John Smith and he didn't talk like a John Smith,


A star is nothing but a songwriter, a crowd gathered round a podium. Will it bring laughter? Beat you down and make you ill? Hurt your feelings for months and never forgive you?


Basically, I think it was a really good experience. While I wasn't able to walk the city of New York with no street harassment, it made me realize how the fact that you're a woman can make that, one day, really fun for you. To keep an eye on how the experience of being a woman impacts us as individuals. But more importantly, as individuals, making people think a bit more about our surroundings, and how we can make a positive change. Which is not just a positive thing because you can read more about my thoughts on how being a woman impacts a normal experience on Wikipedia. My only complaint is that I wish that the movie got a bit more recognition in regards to it's male stars, my favorite character being Mike Bridenstine.


The movie is worth going see. I'm glad my coworker made it because it made us both realize how great the movies that we were hearing about on our podcast every day were all about. It really added some much needed perspective to the fantastic weekly shows. I'd like to find out what other favorite movies are but I won't want to miss going see this!


Good as Best - In a perfect world this would have been a 4, but with the errors we have been stuck with it has a 2


With a 16% Metascore, this movie flunked on every genre except the most insignificant, bloated, ignorant, brainless indie with cliched actors on low budgets.


People usually tell you all about the best parts in a film, because you are the subject and are only too thrilled to hear about the more funny parts.


Lonely Outlaw has what may be the worst opening I have ever heard in my life.


The movie isn't bad (except for that very dull ending, probably because it was shot in 100-degree Florida), but they should have played the music from just before the pizza delivery guy gets into a snit with his own pizza order. Or after the pizza delivery guy gets into a snit with his own pizza order.


This is one of my favorite movies. The story and plot keeps my attention the whole time and the actors are great


That David Lynch touch is one of the things that sets his films apart.


This funny, loose, and charming family film might not do as well overseas, but as a family-friendly family film, there's little argument it's good.


You can watch Robert Redford and Morgan Freeman in a dead-on duet on my phone. This is a rocker. Watch it.


Although somewhat disappointing at times I always look forward to the YouTube videos. Also found this site because of one of the uploaders that I follow. HUGS!


A meditation on the chaos in our chaotic world where the idiot is in charge, where we fight for who we want to be. This film resonates with the horror films I grew up watching in black and white with my friends, horror movies that make you think, if evil really is absolute and all has to be surrendered to evil, and it is possible to transcend the fear it brings by embracing peace and kindness instead, then what is there to fear?


The acting was terrible, the acting so bad, the script was terrible, the idea so bad, the cinematography so bad.


I remember when this came out. I remember thinking 'good God that is so bad it could totally blow up my phone' and then it turned out it was so bad it made a pretty decent watch at 9pm.


Aha, here is yet another fresh start for their films. [Not that its worth watching.] I found that most of the talking head conversations and complaining just seemed forced and lackluster. On a final note, I will have to pass on this one.


I thought Stuck is funny, it has good performances. I only gave it 3 stars cause it's much better if you skip the first movie that starts and go right into it, all the others are okay too.


A welcome return for the man (Ethan Hawke) whose powers were stolen away from him when he was young and wasted in the game of chess (Albert Finney). It's a cheap time disaster, like a Phaeton plowing down a bee's nest and letting go the remnants. Hey, it's a cop's life, and it hurts just as bad. It was lucky it was at the Golden Globes, because I would have sworn they had started drinking the King's health drinks already. His King is staying in stock right here, under the chair in the back. He's been known to linger. Perhaps all we need is a cleaning lady.


I liked this movie! It's pretty good. It plays off of certain genres that have great movies in them.


A great, original, character-driven film that is almost unflinching in its brutal realism. A depressing yet affecting look at an idyllic small town filled with people that don't really want to be there anymore, especially with the youth. Billed as a historical drama that traces a small Canadian town's descent into the sub-prime-mortgage chaos that eventually grinds down the lives of so many. (review follows)


What comes to mind first when thinking of the film? It's bright and cheery, the music does a great job on the cinematography, the stories portrayed really resonate with me, and it makes for a perfect comedy.


This movie has no good moments. I hope this reviews gets removed from the Internet for that awful review.


Tough to go on knowing that after 5 hours of your being forced to watch this garbage it will just make you want to know what the 10th one was like.


Although the main characters are complex and quirky, at times they feel totally cliched and this somehow makes it worse.


The movie is 1st rate - just to borrow a phrase that used to work (but don't work in this genre). The dialogue and acting is a tiptoe to/travelling down another 2nd rate. Characters, if you are a cynic, are not believable at all -


Just start in the film and knock it off with one and maybe a half clicks of Crouch Jr's misdirection.


Oroko (insert reason for saying this) is a film without a climax and an ending in the full sense. It is also very unsatisfying from an emotional level and left me wishing for something more. It leaves us in an asunto void, not knowing what the good ending or the bad ending is.


this movie takes hours to get started and then uses half the movie to tell you that your character isn't


this movie sucks...however the second and third acts had some funny parts. if you liked the first act - then by God, you should watch this one. this one's too silly to hate. if you know what the movie is about - then you may take off a star. if you don't - stay away.


I don't believe you. My friend let this go in the bag instead of closing his eyes.


I am sure if I leave a bad movie sitting there in the dark for two hours it will make the day better for everyone in the vicinity.


I don't care about the movie as a work of art. If you want to hate on a film this and this, then I'm a big hypocrite and I wish you success in hating the stuff I make.


I must love books that are so rotten, you must be the only person that likes this. I can't believe the kids hate this. Rotten.


As the titular character, Eric Steiger can drop a line and have a conversation with literally anyone. He knows how to pump out a great movie. If you find yourself in the city of Rome with a ton of business to run, and you need a place to put it all off, you would do well to stay with him. His loyal and humble staff is more than helpful. With a performance like this from 'When in Rome,' it's very difficult not to just recommend this movie.


Again, like Stanley Kubrick, Italian director Francesco Berni doesn't fear to take his character, Claudio, in some unusual and intriguing ways. Using his serene background to portray the old master's bleakness and philosophy is key to the film's success and Oscar nomination.


A lot more emotionally engaging than I remembered. You can start to see themes in the characters but it's not overwhelming the story line for my liking. They definitely gave us the sense of a DnD under the rules.


This is an impressive movie and well worth the watch. By looking at some of the local and international movies that have been made in the same year this film ranks among them as a respected classic.


A great comedy with marvelous music and memorable scenes that will stay with you for days.


These puppies have it! Best sci-fi movies you'll see this year, and even better studio treatment.


This would make the perfect gift for someone named Robert. Always thought so. Well-written, well acted and a great film for holiday or family viewing.


The acting is soo bad this movie was funny. The filming quality is terrible it looks like a cheap camera.


When the makers need to come up with a new movie idea, they'll call upon my name, sure. But that doesn't make it any less of a mediocrity.


The DVD Player will flash 'Really Helpful'. However, there were parts of the movie that were unintelligible. Maybe maybe a great: movie is


The resolution to this is that the local reviewers can kick their asses; poor film quality. It would be cheaper to send 'You Can't Have Love In A Gene Pool', 'Shadow Of The Vampire', or 'Candy Man' along with the film itself to a cinema that happens to be one of the most popular in town instead of letting cheap hearsay stand for the general public; all ancillary artifice that will put more voters in the theater that might be interested.


The ultimate black snare. I would have given it a 7 or an 8 star but the thing is too much of a disappointment.


I agree that this movie is not worth seeing or recommending to anyone. The actors are terribly miscast, and the script is terrible. Perhaps if they were forced to pick a new team of actors for their next sequel, or, at the very least, had to pick a new cast member for a major arc, this film might actually be passable, but for now, it is awful.


it was supposed to be the best movie ever but it was ugly, lazy, shallow, vulgar and disturbing


All this world can do is make its place as a space-jockey in space!


sucks, the writer is a complete dumbass and russian costume/camera do not go together.


One day, with a huge splash, I am playing a great big live-action Gladiator movie that just took off and then … poof! The movie is complete …! The Sound, the Budget, the Film Review, the


Throwing into confusion many of the best warriors around the world. Highly recommend that any recent college grad in London (or any other European-style university) enquire with Ciao Bella when it may be in your interests to witness the destruction of another mind. Ciao Bella makes this simply a straightforward movie so do your own research and select accordingly.


I just reviewed a comic book movie. It really should have been called 'Star Trek:  The Next Generation: Taking Place'. This movie had no potential. They seem to be using the old alien stories from Star Trek II to spice this movie up, but it is pretty boring. Not a single human element and much of the movie is from one alien race. This is honestly the worst Star Trek movie yet and I'm concerned that a lot of money and time was spent making this, but in the end it just doesn't work and everyone involved looks terrible.


Constant Check in Toronto, Friday 9th May 2011. the Art of War that over the last 2 years the Star Network has been perfecting is on track to take Toronto by storm. The show carried many all times greats like Lucky McKee, Sandi Sidhu, Conrad Lund-Keith, Sandra Cox and Linda Steele over the year. A wonderful night for aficionados, celebs, and general film buffs to attend, and to engage with some very knowledgeable and knowledgeable fellow Film Buffs from the network's ongoing series throughout Toronto, and across Canada. Highly recommended


This film is an overall great drama. It's not the single best of the year, but it is a good one.


HBO is producing and the entire cast is (from left to right). Richard Armitage, James Spader, Tom Hardy, David Wenham, Robert Carlyle and Allen Leech. Production Co: Matthew Silver, Rob Hahn (of


There is no way in hell that this movie, or any of these family friendly entries for that matter, are bad. But given the way these sequels are extremely lackluster and some were even written by hand, how are we supposed to take them seriously as a viable family movie (there's nothing worse than a terrible family film)! It's as if they hired a toy company to create a Line Tamagotchi knockoff for a kids' show! IT'S THAT BAD!


There is no love story here and I have no patience. Just a racist piece of trash that lacks not one, not two, but THREE great scenes.


Hello, I didn't bother reviewing this as far as I could tell, in terms of the content. It had the joyfully campy gags of Friday the 13th (after which I went and did some drugs), the deranged logic of Teen Wolf, and the sad and cruel lyrics of P.T. (most notably


As much as I detest every second of this... I'm not going to pander to hate anymore.


It's a scream! The Man from House 11 is a great action film with great dialogue and a pretty damn cool villain. The plot is simple, but doesn't skimp on the 'what if' concept at all. There's also a nice art style that fits the movie, making the whole thing look very good. Most importantly, the quality of the performances is top-notch. There's two different actors playing different roles, but they make the scenes together feel real and natural. All of the cast in The Man from House 11 is top notch, and they all bring something to the character. Both Helmut Hahn and Tehmina Duray can be serious and evil at the same time, and they somehow bring both out of each other. But on the other hand, they aren't these ridiculously depressing guys that you only see in dumb action movies, which is a testament to them as actors. The secondary cast members, especially Michael Rasputin, are solid, too.


A real emotional high point for this classic cheesy 1980's comedy. This always makes me smile when I watch.


Wow. This was a terrific film with loads of action and a great script that went way to even than what I expected. I loved the tone and plot with this movie and you really enjoy watching it. A good story to tell and I will buy the DVD's because this is not just for me.


Usually when you write a review, you like to know how much to rave or rant, but I'll try to let the movie do the talking. This made the hardest movie to like I have seen by quite a bit so far. Some good dialogue and great acting. The story is hilarious and the action scenes were as bloody and awesome as I could have imagined. Instead of a flashback it was a present day sequence featuring Elliot's younger self and we get a pretty decent deal on the period, which is by the way short for the planet. The supporting cast are strong. Bruce Willis is generally a big star, but he is down to earth and relatable at the same time. Michelle Forbes does a great job of playing Elliot's friend and he really enjoyed working with her. I felt a sense of dread and wondered if I was starting to fall in love with Elliot or fear she would get too close. As the episode goes on you know she'll overcome this phase and I found myself rooting for her to be the exception to this rule. A good ending which made me smile.


This is one of my favorite movies. The big twist of the movie is one that I loved. I know some people think it's a silly concept, but I believe in what director Ryan Singer had to say.


That nice thing they have in the movie, the voice-over, is bad


When you are old and wrinkly you might be able to tell the difference between a monkey and a man but not sure and I love movies so here's one with another film and another monkey


This movie just can't get started and leaves us with an over-the-top finale that no movie fan would want.


I hated this movie. The art was bad, the acting terrible, and I hated my mother for always teasing me about my monkey.


My best friend; an asshole who doesn't get me. It was dumb and annoying and I felt like I shouldn't have to experience it.


The script is dreadful. Why hire any other actor to be the voice actor when you are only going to hire one who does not even sound like the guy on the poster. You need to rethink your acting school.


The main selling point of this movie is that M*A*S*H, the movie that was shown in my youth, was featured in it...well except that it isn't. The AFFECTATION of the plot point in this movie is the love interest of the lead actor who, apparently, is (erroneously) being supported by the parrot who repeatedly rings the doorbell, the most experienced helicopter pilot in the show who makes dead certain that someone in the bottom of the 10th Row is bound for the bottom of the barrel, and of course Howard Dean who is both a man, and a consummate non-fake.


I was expecting A really awesome comedy. I received a person who laughed through the entire film and was completely endearing and only a bit of creepy in what I was wondering about it.


Lame. Lame. And now that it's out on video, I want it. Give me a phone call.


Okay, The Beaches, you should be aware that the real-life Barack Obama is a bad enough dad as it is and your kids will never, ever forgive you for creating a dead end who also mugs through a movie about him like he was someone who actually matters.


that movie sucked! forgot so much plot and character details for a 90 minute story, it's a waste of the director's time.


Well, I dunno. First the suspense and then the exploding head. Actually, just read some of their reviews before you decide what you think.


2 1/2 stars. Rudely written, scummy script, lots of'stars' for the badguy


It is a very effective movie for horror movie fans who enjoys psychological thrill and suspense of terror. The movie is a different experience than any of the pictures that we see in theatres and give audiences the idea of how scary it can be,


The acting was fine for the format of this story. It was very action packed, no longer a drama genre, but still a fight for survival. The movie shows how a good character is supposed to look like and how you should look in order to be worthy for the role they play. The plot is good too. It keeps a couple of things up my sleeve when I have some minutes off.


The lead actors really got into the story. They didn't try to escape and kept the characters close to them through the storyline. It was an excellent thriller.


Inability to take the stage on any of my many engagements and have played the two roles so memorably that I now find myself feeling personally inadequate for playing them. Second best boyfriend EVER! Your actors are mad deep and have some excellent lines. Loved you guys!


You may very well not agree with most of my commentary but there's something engaging and appealing about his work. His skill with camera makes for a very realistic and convincing villain. Even his moody dialogue is chilling.


I loved this movie. It felt modern and thought provoking. I loved the script and the cast. My friends and family were into the movie and wanted me to go out and watch it. I'm also a fan of working out, so it was easy for me to get into the filming schedule. This movie is hard to recommend to fans of thrillers, gore, etc. due to the obvious possible gore. This movie is more fun to watch when you aren't expecting to be surprised. This is an ideal movie for a romantic date, picnic or weekend away.


This is a fair comparison of the similar films. The actors' storylines are similar and it has all the elements I loved from the first one; The cinematography is good and the best part is that the movie has not lost anything it has and feels fresh as it is. I find myself unable to stay away from watching it every now and then.


I don't like this movie. It is slow, overly funny, overly long and kind of apathetic at the end and I don't know why anyone would make a movie that revolves around him being an asshole.


There is no glory in it. It is a moping moron told by long time talentless actor Roger Moore that mopes who make movies just to get back at the men of my generation that promoted me that promoted me with the first ever gangster movie.


The writing stinks in a bad movie with the Michael McKean character as a bad guy who should be evil. I am embarrassed as a viewer at this movie and one we as kids would have been burned at the stake for watching because its so so bad.


Even when that mall cop character couldn't get the shot he wanted, I appreciated the unique set pieces. I'm not sure how long the particular store was in stock or what went wrong with the casting, but the execution gave a very early movie that is definitely worth checking out. It would go on to be a large box-office hit. If your market for scary movies is moderate or even moderate-to-weak, you may find this movie to be interesting. A contender for the


Nice lookin' mall cops with the jagged points and the patriotic stripes, but the cop demeanor of this movie shows you there was not that much imagination or work put into this movie. A cop's only job is to get the bad guy, a hero whose sheer identity is being taken away from him for no reason is hard enough as it is, but this story doesn't even attempt to get its villain right and is even more irritating for it. You never see a reason why he would do it. He thinks it's morally good to do so. Just think of some of the murders his gang is guilty of to realize how bad of a bad guy he is.


Unimaginable. No logical reason was given. Not even an effort to be gracious or give proper context.


Not a great script and tedious filmmaking. The premise is boring but there's enough potential to it to still like the character and the plot.


This movie is embarrassingly bad. I can't wait to own it so that when my girlfriend is looking to get my opinion, she sees it and thinks, 'What a piece of shit. Nice try, but it sure wasn't me.'


I was pleasantly surprised by what this film taught me about national security and law enforcement. I liked that there is a little more of a story here than in other Blart movies. I liked that there was such a real sense of just how awkward it is for a businessman to be a policeman. I thought the fight scenes were top notch and the one with Jason Statham was really pretty good. The acting was solid for a film of this type. I saw it before and thought it was way better.


Well-rounded character pieces that have a lot of different aspects.  Simply put, I think Blart will have plenty of laughs while also taking great joy in his utter calamity. A perfect pairing.  A highly recommended effort. -Harmur Tarr, FatheringSociety


First of two great movies. It is a bit more action and has a heavy storyline.


Nice of the IMDb user to pick this up. Did read it in between movies to see how good this is as a movie, especially with an interesting story. Can't wait for the next movie.


Blart one of our many greatest non-actor heroes... so fit. So lovable.


I had a great time watching this. The movie is pretty good and I hope this review is helpful.


I don't care for this movie. The last 5 minutes of it are jiggy and mean, making it a nearly unwatchable experience.


If there's any one thing Hollywood's been absolutely pounding away at, it's the angle between one interesting woman and her heterosexual boyfriend(es), usually for no good reason. This one, with Alyssa Milano as the flawed Allie, somehow manages to flip it entirely on its head.


I have no words. I didn't get this movie. Shame on you.


The movie isn't bad, but it's fucking awful; it will leave a bad taste in your mouth for at least a week.


Very nice movie. Unbelievable point of view. I didn't find anyone that I connected to, really anyone really and the way that Ryan [Boyce] shoots it in some different ways, everything, there's something about this film that you feel you know a little more about now after watching it.


Yeah, that was bad. The plot is too convoluted, the acting is all... British (played by me!) and as far as big scaly things in the sea go, they make up a small portion of the 'critics', so, no thanks.


Hate is the language, hate, is the inarticulateness, of its love


I say to everybody: Make it happen like I had made it happen and the movie will be 5 stars.


This movie was like disrepair on a rusty road of perdition, carrying all that feels from bad movies of recent years with it; a very disappointing endeavor. As the years pass in this world, more and more unbelievable examples of treachery and degradation, after mediocre Indian films about betrayal, betrayal in every detail, a scenario that can bring tears to a pained heart...


How dare anyone attempt to critique a movie that just got a 6/10 rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Not only is the film based on an outdated source, it's boring, overly rated and very predictable.


We're an all-male, all-white middle-America mountainmen in medieval times who hunt wild mammoths and also.  I guess. I don't know, our lead will either be an overweight ex-lover, a middle-aged actress, or an unlucky Indian stripper.  None of which are the men we want, right?


This movie was the last, last shit in the bigbox shopping chains. Then they changed to only using rice


I do not like Jorja Smith at all. She looked like she was put through a washing machine for a job that was never meant to be done.


Nice if you only sit through the first 15 minutes or so, but the movie is incredibly boring and every little thing in it feels out of place, so there's really not much to discuss.


Just when I thought there might not be anything left in me, American history plays itself out. The picture got some good reviews and seems well liked. It was a good story with good characters that happened to be in the right place at the right time in this great war to save life.


Many scholars agree that 'Mohican' means the Indian village, which was abandoned as white man settled in, allowing the mismanaged resources to float downriver into the St. Lawrence River.


Plot would have been much better if it wasn't for the lame jokes and predictable plot.


This isn't a bad movie, per se, it's just good for so long it loses its charm (yes, it is one of those, let's laugh at it so it has a spring in its step). Well, in terms of writing, this film has that too, although the character on screen is at least respectable.


I can't stand this movie. Every time I see it I want to throw it on a wall and start dancing because there's no subject to talk about it with other people. I'm a terrible writer and there's no need to waste my time reading an opinion when it's written for my benefit and advantage.


This movie is bad. It contains bad acting, bad acting, and a lot of dialogue that is not interesting.


If Christopher Robin had to rely on the goodwill of Edward Milne or Oscar Wilde to keep him out of the gulag, he'd be on it.


This movie is shit. Worst. movie EVER made. God. I hate your stupid fuckers.


This movie is being hailed as a masterpiece right now, but it's missing what makes truly great films great — a strong, well-constructed story and originality. The cinematography was really good, as if you were watching a 60s high-budget film, not a low-budget film that you paid $20 for (IMDB's rating: 81%). The visuals of Batman running and fighting were great, which made it especially hard to get away from. I feel as if this movie should have been titled 'Friends Get Here Fast', so I definitely will not be watching it.


An actor we can trust, by a bitingly funny and poignant character actor like James Delaney, who is also very well-cast here. A body blow to Disney's Jude Law, by a young comic genius like Michael Lonsdale, who throws out a whole lot more rich and strange character voices that I've rarely heard in any movie, and who also has a good nose for something with excellent jokes in it.


Jakob von Cramer with his fantastic performance of the title character helps this film reach a conclusion in a sweet and very bittersweet way. I can't wait to see the next one for this killer orchestra. Look for him as the soul of Der Eischhorn.


No really. This is the best kids movie I have seen in ages, the language was a little strong. I'll watch again


He (Kenji Kamiyama) was great in this film.  A great movie with lovely acting.


The good part about good movies is that you don't have to keep the list to yourself. You can look up reviews of movies from your friends, or even the bad ones. It really helps not to feel so overwhelmed!


She looked attractive enough to me when she was still twenty years old (about a foot taller than she is now) but when she was twenty years old she also looked like a Bratz doll.


The content in this movie is just offensive to every human being on this planet.


This movie is a tragedy and I expect nothing of a watch for anyone with any and all morals and ability to understand the consequences of their actions.


This was poorly made. First off, I would not buy this movie. The young actress had little to do, and it makes me more ashamed to be a sci-fi/action fan than I already am about a genre so small.


This movie is way too long and doesn't make a point. That's sad, because there was a scene or two that made me laugh and I enjoyed it, but otherwise there's not much of any substance here.


It's like a rape in the first few pages. She beats him and he flees, and he's on the run. After that, you never learn what happened. You don't even know his name. They just call him Gail. (Another rapist and all in love, and Gail's great friend) The guy has a motorcycle. When he's parked up on the alley, she kicks in the car door, and he escapes on the bike. After that, I was on cloud 9. I still find this reading so amazing.


A strong performance by, an honest review from, and a funny final scene


Not only is it good, it's a beautifully written and performed film that brilliantly straddles more than one genre. But it's the writer and director Gillian Flynn's psychological probing of post-breakup sex that really stands out.


A fresh take on that well-worn genre (and most famous movie); a very thought-provoking film that's effective in highlighting issues of relationship and feelings of being alone.


the mars is red, they lie in the water and there is mars, ____


It's not a bad movie at all, it's just a different sort of bad movie.


Martian's heroism is truly impressive, but the utter creepiness of a movie that makes a ridiculously important discovery and then lays out the thing's plans for how to blow up the rovers on Mars and conquer the solar system like some kind of teenage girl band is fucking unbelievable.


I watched this to explain my exposure to the Big Bang Theory which it sorta worked on, but it was really just a dick flick.


It's nothing really compared to Hollywood stuff. I am disgusted. It does not deserve a rep...don't watch it.


An amazing collaboration between all five of the co-creators of the film, Jon Hamm, Matthew Modine, Kristen Wiig, Michael Peña, and John Lithgow. I couldn't have asked for more from the visual effects and acting.


Quite the movie. It had quite the beginning, a really interesting story line to get to and on top of it that made the plot happen right away. Just an amazing script that took advantage of the fact that you really wouldn't be introduced to Mars until much later on. It had great technology in it too, just better then what we have on Earth.


This bad movie is a piece of shit. I have to apologize to every person I have ever put in that theater and everyone in the audience who has ever looked at it. You cannot expect to make a living off one life.


This movie is overrated and in it's moment when it does most of it's story it is really cringey. The music is ok it is over-played at places and at other times when it comes time for it to end for real. Some love this short film but in many others it feels like the movie was made to showcase a certain actor or the story as a whole isn't very good and this might have cost some people the chance to see it. On that note, I would give this a 6/10.


No amount of critical enthusiasm or hype can distract the stupidity of this modern horror crapfest from existing and persistently doing so for the past 24 years of its existence.


a mediocre underwhelming debut that is another complete story based around one scene: janet larkin in a life long dream of world domination killed in the same movie twice, at least with different angles.


One time, a cool guy asked me to see his place one night for a date. When I got there, the lights were turned out, and the guy wasn't home. I heard someone scuffling in the bedroom. So I went in to help the guy break in. When I stood behind him as he knelt on the floor with his trousers around his ankles, and pulled up his pants to his ankles. One of the corners of his cock flew out and I stuck it in his mouth, and he sucked it and began to bop his head back and forth on the floor, gasping. While I was with him, I spoke with the guys who kept us company, and they said that he hadn't been doing very good with women. They said the last girl he tried to seduce had pushed him out of the room, and she slammed the door in his face.


Oh goodness it's fantastic! You can see the perfection from film to poster - the artistic effort alone is impressive, yet somehow if you listen to it, you can make it yours. And the movie doesn't make you think of any  reaction other than happiness and satisfaction of being with a good movie.


The best cop movie I have seen in ages. I felt ripped off for getting it, but I'm glad I did. Outstanding performance by every member of the cast.


Good movie with a strong hold. I like how it was short, and the action/realistic acting and my favorite of the recent movie series


I loved this movie and will definitely play it in the park this Christmas! No more people in lines.


A pretty clear cast, with individual likability all mixed into the scheme of things. This is why this movie has truly earned its place among the summer's must-see movies.


The movie is entirely composed of great action, horror, suspense and suspenseful horror, and the score well compliments each scene. It has a wide appeal and offers a completely satisfying conclusion to the films tale.


Good movie. Its a decent little movie that still works well in the list of film so that are just following the list so that you can watch the rest of the films that are listed in the My List when it runs out. Even though it is slow paced, it has enough interesting parts to keep me interested in the film for the whole film. The story is simple, but it works as you work out some of the build up, which works to it's advantage as you get to find out more and more about what is going on and more and more dark secrets. The plot is really simple, but the movie isn't and you can expect some deep and complex scenes to develop. There isn't an adequate amount of gore for what its worth, but there is enough to give you the idea that things aren't always as they seem. I wouldn't say that it's sexy, it can get a little gruesome but what I mean is that it could be a little, but it isn't about what you think it would be.


This is some old low f$%king stupid junk, and the idiot cinematographer makes everything look worse than it should


This film is merely mediocre...Why would anyone make a 'top ten films of all time' collection...


This movie is a disgrace to most people, including my daughter and her friends, because it is so unoriginal and fun that they finish it without commenting.


Not a good movie. The pace was too fast, as were the hero's actions, and the romance isn't appealing.


After you cast aside your expectations about American R-rated movies, the latest


No, 'Smokin' Aces', will stay here, in a dusty attic, as a reminder that some movies simply aren't worth your time.


Great TBC movie. Not too crazy or too mellow, great acting and a decent storyline.


From the middle of the Black Sea comes this war film that certainly can be enjoyed without the fervor or violence associated with more adult to milder war films.  It is a sweet tale that tells of young Wladyslaw II's time in the Polish army, a time he shares with Dr Katrinewicz as they take part in the 1818 Polish-Turkish war.  Since Polish-Turkish relations were relatively smooth even then, they are able to continue on friendly terms even after that period of time.  Also, because it is about a younger era, there is an emphasis on fresh youth.  It also has a focus on art and spirituality in Western warfare.  All this works in melding old stories with the past while avoiding stagnation.


Ok so this is not the most plot related review in the world but I thought it was important for someone new to fantasy books to know the basics. This was definitely a pleasant surprise! My favorite character is Jamal (as he is the hero). He can be extremely brash, cocky and a bit reckless but he is also loyal, down to earth, compassionate, honorable, hardworking and honorable too. He never shies away from a fight and can definitely go toe to toe with the big boys. Of course he has his short temper but I think that is all in the service of a higher good. I especially liked the friendship between Aladdin and himself, as they really clicked to a level where they are a natural, and I do not mean natural in the sense that they have no


the movie showed the characters not needing guidance, they went after their dreams. the ending was very natural and there wasn't a drag or by second later-ness of the story.


I found this film to be one of the worst I have ever sat through.


Any who saw this have likely never felt more detached from a film than during its second 20 minutes, when plumes of thick, coffee-scented mist dance over 3.75 whole minutes like some kind of Halloween haunted ventriloquist's dummy.


I feel like my skin is being ripped from my body by violent, cruel images of human suffering.


In all honesty I should've guessed they just wasn't writing enough funny and dark scenes (it was no giant success). On a positive note it is easy to watch as the movie is light, comical and amusing in it's comedic bits and it doesn't take long for it to settle into it's groove.


I was expecting a much better movie, and for that, I owe the film's failings to its script and direction and directionless acting, with no cohesion or motivation.


I hope I never find out what went wrong with that movie! It's boring, meaningless, unnecessary and corny as all get-out.


This film is terrible. The dialogue is unintelligible, the plot is contrived and the acting is awful to boot, I can't believe this thing actually made it out the door! Shame, shame, shame!


Guess how good this film is? 4/10 is ok for a bad film and there's nothing bad about it.


A better time would have been to watch a comedy like The Matrix. I just laughed the entire time and would have stayed watching the whole film if it were not for the dancing, rousing score which kept me talking in the after-intermission.


The 90 year-old lady, Rebecca, is found behind a filling station in the middle of the night and suffering from appendicitis. The detective chases a blood related story which leads him to solve a problem that involves … the woman? The woman? I know, but the climax is utterly ridiculous. Also, there's an onion ring.


Watch this bad movie before you decide to see some films that might be more creative, clever, challenging and fun.


The movie starts with a relaxed, relaxed music score. After a few minutes, though, the music gets louder. With someone else narrating the dialogue (the editor?), no one gives any concrete perspective on the movie other than the quotes in the credits. This is followed by some gross CGI, a scene that was lifted from a 20-year-old Disney animated film, and then it started to cut away from the desert to what is clearly some Hollywood crap place, but at least there was someone there making sure we knew it was supposed to be with it, so it isn't just some excuse for some actress to be around on set for little more than it is supposed to be some lame moment. Yeah, this actually had a rough patch here, and I'll have more to say about this in a moment. Suffice it to say that the movie went downhill quickly and no character of any note was present in any action shot or the entire movie from that point forward. I was thinking this could have been a superb example of a bad movie that is actually bad to listen to, but this is definitely not.


A mostly decent. The story was half-baked but I like those little things people pick up and take home with them. There is a lot of mindless fun and I'm amazed at how that all exists in the eye of the devil/bully. The movie actually works, although that's what it's all about – surprise.


This movie is better when played on an iMac. A broad, dreamy film from the 1980s, it's cut down by scenery and paint and commentary. Brilliant footage; beautiful costumes; and unadulterated end product: none of that bling and riches I hate.


It was OK for 3 hours but afterward the worse things were said and for a long time my stomach hurt.


Director: Michelle MacLaren. Writer: Lisa Hendrix. Screenwriters: Nick Antosca, Ciaran Jenkins. Starring: Tannah Moodie, Peter O'Toole.


I kept expecting Ian McKellan to strike some sort of bargain with a sword that would somehow turn my lives in to the dullest tourist attraction ever.


Weird behavior of some of the actors and actresses. Not in my opinion well scripted.


Outlander is a beautiful and brilliant story. I read the book, then watched the last season of the series on Netflix, and could not put this book down. It is the perfect book for anyone who is bored with the usual dramatic dross we find in Hollywood fare.


This movie is good, but the plot is worthless and the acting is basically second rate


I'm not sure if it was because it was set in Venezuela or because the reviewer happens to be a bit of a wet blanket, but that's the worst movie I've ever seen


We learn that there is a second fire-breathing villain, a creature named Kosher Ash...


This movie is garbage. It does everything wrong and I hated it so much and I'm so angry. I just want it out of my house right now and gone and it's great and if this were me I would blow it up and frame the tape when it comes home from the post office and I'd really like to burn the tape and make it feel like I went to the store and bought a bouquet of roses that is a picture of me running and getting it out of the mailbox... I don't care because I hate it so much and I would like to burn it right there in front of you in my own home so you can know just how unpleasant a film I think you are a person and that you don't deserve anything else in life and you just need to suck it up and stop acting all sensitive and guilty about it but I hope you'll just take responsibility for yourself and do something else that doesn't make you feel bad or think that you're in the wrong for being so in denial of what a shitty film you just made.


You might ask, 'Who gives a shit what your own opinion is of


Do you want to show me a movie like Fire? Here it is. Fire is a great, good movie. It is fun to watch, exciting to watch and the story is nice. I like the camera work and the action and explosions were great.


My friends and I loved this beautiful film. Its a beautiful story of a family falling in love but constantly torn apart by the town bullies and the brutal occupation.


It's a slight betrayal to the impact of this modest little indie auteur and his peers, which was a deeply difficult (albeit highly engaging) detective film, but Spielberg makes an impact of this modest little indie auteur. He makes it so,


Outstanding! I found the characters likable and often interesting in their interaction. The problem with


I think I saw this on Cinemax, I knew nothing about it and I remember the opening credit sequence to say the least.


It's like watching a pro wrestling referee make a call between himself and his girlfriend while riding a shopping cart.


A bad movie! It's like many a great 80s action series came from! Without half the great actors or suspense! I hate trying to find obscure


Well played, kid. If you could only put a few more lines in then it'd be alright. As it is, your face looks as if you might be in the movie with the water from your shower getting mixed in. Good little fish out of water story. Maybe you should have gone with a box office hold-over.


The most irritating and worst movie I've ever seen. Better-do-not-see. The cost of not liking this is too high.


There is much that I like about the original, though I do wish that it had not been altered into a pixellated hell-scape. The newer action-thriller feels more realistic, and holds more over my time. The characterization is passable in the more recent movies (though that's a lot of blame on MPAA – money was the target) and should hold some appeal in the months to come.


I knew the script was shit when it was announced in the title. The Milla Jovovich sex scene was just a big dumb Narnia fantasy for her to show off in that right skirt.


Rating Summary: The art is okay. The movie is not. The narrator overacts and is overdramatic. The movie is dragged down by terrible acting and even worse editing.


Yes, 'Lucky 7' is a disgusting piece of shit with every single negative entry already attached to it.


You miss alot of parts out of this 1h13 movie. So much bad acting, hack writing, huge fanfic attached to it that is borderline bad and I doubt you would get this movie any cheaper


I would have wanted to help someone, but this movie was awful and would be even worse if you are smart and decided to turn it into a documentary instead of watching it like a scumbag filmmaker does with high priced motion picture equipment. I would say be careful with your stuff. Maybe watch it on television with a group of friends or you'll be frustrated or also probably regret buying it for the rest of your life.


This movie is a disgrace! The producer gave her whatever she wanted as a contract without going through proper negotiations. The action scenes are appalling, the sex scenes are unsatisfying, and the movie only lasts 8 1/2 minutes! It is so bad that you should never try to figure out how to identify it... Please feel free to send the studio a pamphlet and leave a comment with a letter telling them to take down this disgusting-looking production!


This movie did not do anything for me. You don't understand what it's like to be sick, or in jail. This movie just made me uncomfortable all day.


This movie, while it did have my favorite Christmas mainstay, grew tiresome after twenty minutes.


Alone not being there was a really strong scene and the ending that makes you really think. The cinematography looks great and as always, the cast does a great job.


A fun, thrilling adventure that finds itself gripped by intense plot twist at about the mid point of the 90 minutes. Bill Zorzi does a brilliant job of leveraging heart strings throughout and (surprise) the heroine is done just right. Nice scenes with Elliott (Caroline Dylan) and his family.


safe and sound, a funny raunchy trainwreck; i enjoyed this movie a lot so my review will in long for it


Spin an arc and roll with the whirl as you catch an episode of Showtime's Save Me TV show on which Daun McGraw runs a traveling dog-park with his wife and dog, who turns out to be a tenacious thief on the lam. Hilarious, deep, original. Those who encounter the feline rascal should take heart — she's a lovable geek who's filled with wisdom and affection.


I think Safe and Sound is great. Not at the same level as Eye in the Sky, but still a great journey with a riveting plot and great performances by those involved. Not much more to say. Check it out!


This movie is sad and it does not relate to the style of the movie it comes from,


The less important the message in the film, the more I wanted to yell at the screen, and as I caught wind of this brutal movie one half-stepping a laugh, the other haughtily lashing out at the camera,


I did not want to go to this movie. By the end, I felt terrible about the movie, the way it was filmed, the musical score, and I heard about how beautiful the live actors were, but the way they played the lead, oh. That just felt awful to me.


This may be one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It does not focus enough on the story, the tone is very weak, and the screenplay is not that good. Everything that could go wrong does.


Ugh. Why don't they just rewrite this movie? It's lame.


a shoddy one-sided representation of white racism. It's all so uninclusive and made for a ghetto laugh track.


Consumed with guilt, we watched the white people to write a blameless thesis: O.J. cannot control his hate.


I did not care for this film. The dialogue was delivered poorly and without insight to anything being said. The script was too simplistic and let to characters getting away with being so shallow that a character could get away with murder


The jokes are dumb and the plot is stupid. Dumbleton's dialect is stilted.


I've got to give O.J.: Made in America a thumbs up for avoiding the horrendous four year wait. The movie doesn't make itself known that much in terms of plot; it remains to be seen whether the film will have a second run on television (amazing!!) or if its release will make the idea of seeing it again for the first time relevant. More importantly, the viewer learns the proper talking points before the viewer begins the movie; the story moves through the most important scenes with the best execution. In short, these are major points to be used. If audiences have been accustomed to some themes in other crime/non-fiction/crime-of-the-week shows, they should have no problem following up with this one. Did I say major? Yes, I did. The


People aren't really going to like this movie, but it's good regardless. I am a sucker for made up sports movies, and O.J.: Made in America really hits the right balance of entertainment and education.


What can I say about O.J.: Made in America that hasn't already been said? The film is impeccable. It is much more accomplished as an example of narrative filmmaking, style and production value than the often criticised


Where to begin? This is a pretty solid film and I'm the first to admit that O.J. does not move me or make me want to know more about him. He's just too insignificant to give me that kind of emotion. I just want to throw in this rock. I want to watch the whole thing and relive it to see the real O.J. It's so much easier and that's part of it. No acting. The story is really funny and the film focuses on two of the most hateful people in sports - Tiger and Simpson. That was a first and a pretty great beginning. I couldn't get a frame of O.J. during the making of the movie so I guess it wasn't my favorite part of the flick.


A typical take-off-from-middle-class-zombie movie with poor story, stupid characters, poorly plotted and paced, terrible acting, boring dialogue, bad special effects, boring and painful to watch scenes, average music and hardly any thrills.


Suddently I was swept away with this and when I had to un-sway myself to do this, it really started up again with a vengeance.


The entire series has one long period where the plot just goes down the toilet. By that I mean it flops way more than any decent feature film should and never gets up.


I also've seen this movie twice in the theater! The movie itself was not bad at all, it was just bad for the voice acting by this woman!!! The woman should never come back on a movie once it is shot! One out of ten times she may have been right, but 2 out of ten times this person was absolutely off the hook! I could hear a Chinese guy's voice that was perfectly aloof, cool, and smooth! It's sooooooo distracting! I watched it on loop for an entire day and I could not watch the entire film! So many negative comments that reflect poorly on the director! I saw this when it was in theaters in 1976, but it does not hold up at all! The director tried to shake it up for one version that sounded worse! Nothing was changed and this just ruined the film for me! I was so disgusted at this movie that I would never ever go again!


The Rocky Horror Picture Show: The Musical #6 is hard to remember that the characters still say things that make no sense to me and especially if you were going to buy tickets to see this movie you would be better off by not going.


I wanted to hate this movie, but this didn't do it for me, so I loved the idea of having


I hated this. Its acting sucks, the main actor is horrible, the props/actors are bad, the shooting of the scene are low quality, the villain are typical bad actors... the movie failed.


By Robert McKee [review does not express positive emotions towards author!] The site of power.  I cannot.  It is too unreal.  Neither nice nor annoying.  It tries to be pretty and smart.  It makes no effort to make this book appealing.  There is no truth in it.


If only he had had an extra $2.00 to throw away and if only his dialogue wasn't so ridiculous and the acting so cliched.


Too bad John Hughes could not manage the insult of Spidey having an evil twin in the first Spider-Man movie.


I have seen this movie 5 times already. The plots are the same 5 times. The actors are the same 5 times. Why do I have to read this review? I like this movie but let's move on.


It's actually based on a horror book. And this movie is the worst horror of all time.


If you haven't seen 'The Amazing Spider-Man', you owe it to yourself. This might be the best superhero film of the year and yet, I will admit, I was somewhat apprehensive about giving it such high praise. After all, I have always been a little uncomfortable with superhero films, which seem to be obsessed with'super-power','super-advanced technology', and 'family drama', but in the film that is, the story and action are solid and satisfying. When will Hollywood catch up with the technology and artistic quality of these films? Now that has become somewhat of a debate in my house, because I can't seem to go anywhere without a dedicated iOS device hooked up to my computer to review these films, because iOS allows me to not be glued to the computer. Don't get me wrong, it is true that I don't like as many superhero movies on TV as I'd like, but that does not change the fact that they are a wonderful source of entertainment. I am in love with this movie.


In case Spider-Man makes a comeback, it may be hard to beat a franchise of a half dozen classic movies with solid performances by the likes of James Franco, Julia Roberts and Tobey Maguire. That's why it's no surprise that I prefer this Ben Affleck film over the superhero franchise capers that began with


...the good news is that the film is quite good and the film overall works to expand a source book you probably already know about....


It's riddled with bad acting, terrible jokes, bad music, bad effects, weird special effects, all while not even being made in the present, I mean do people even remember the old 'horror' films of years past with good acting, good horror, not bad, etc..?


The person running the light almost gets killed. Not for a lack of effort, but the weak components (mostly string plus over complicating the matcher by having it depend on std::tuple ) make it unfun to reach for. If you're looking for a good job, think about what the role of an actor should be, rather than its messy state model.


The foundation of the genre is good acting, but this hero's performance is disgusting; he has to touch his balls before any conversation is even had.


It's completely written by someone with absolutely no comprehension of movies whatsoever. I don't even know where he got the idea for this. I would find it offensive, but I will also not tell my friends to ignore it for fear of sounding'sensitive'. This was the sole reason I showed it to one of my friends for a couple of hours. Imagine how long you'll spend looking for that stream in the application bar and loading every single one of the thumbnail images on the internet. I would love to discover some kind of filter that makes this movie fit a 12 rating, but, alas, it is no better than an 8.


Poorly edited, featuring mindless action sequences and uninspired story, with a near-unconscious fanboy review in the trailer from a a guy that is clearly too young to know anything about movies.


Well acted, well written and a fun, funny movie with epic action sequences.


A must see film. Very interesting character and story, lots of action. The cinematography is wonderful, especially the fight scene in the hotel hall with the few windows around. I am very impressed by this movie and look forward to viewing it more.


You have all seen the horrible endings. Every actor who played him literally dies at the end of the movie. He fails in life. He fails in love. He is abandoned and thrown away. He doesn't get what he needs. But then, he faces his fears and somehow defeats them to become the hero we all deserve! Ultimately, it really is the hope in these tragic failures that gives us hope. If that sounds like wish fulfillment to you, then you will love this movie!


A really good movie. (Any kind of review, not just thumbs up or thumbs down). I can recommend this movie to everyone who likes fantasy or Sci-Fi films. The characters have a little charm.


I'm not sure what genre of movie this is supposed to be but it's very violent and very silly and it holds our breath for about 1/4 of its running time.


They just called his mom a slut and got no respect. This is why our society is falling apart.


I HATED it! The build up, the action scenes, the whole of it was boring and hit full on the cliche. After this, I know that if I give another time like this, my money will be better spent on something I like that I'll like better too.


It's pretty lame. It's got all this cool action stuff and it's still kind of just an all around lousy movie.


I'm sure it's a decent movie, but for the story of a movie that is a tad simple and boring, it suffers some flaws in writing and I wasn't really all that amused by it.


A great movie. Awesome production, has a great plot, well-directed and acted with great editing.


Great performance by our French double… great movie that will watch again and again.


Dude. That was my favorite movie of the year. Seriously. If you haven't watched it yet, do so. It's awesome.


A good movie! I gave the actors so much to play with. And Mr. Picardo deserves a ton of credit for the intensity and motivation he portrayed. Failsafe-gate is weak but the movie is well worth the ride.


Bickering about new girlfriends is worth the price of admission. Plot follows the iconic Connor that we know and love. Though it's already confusing why an ex-clerk of his just started acting, the plot has just enough twists and a quite satisfying conclusion. Well paced as always.


It was fun! I liked that the characters had a fun dynamic with their friends while not shooting each other. I loved that they had goals that were achievable, and knew that the money wasn't in their hands. It was also enjoyable when the protagonist suffered from an addiction.


Gentlons: A Good Day To Die Hard (1995), directed by Mike Hogan, is a war film that follows Sergeant Owen Owen as he teams up with Sergeant George Valentine (John Goodman) in order to hunt down the criminal organization the UDA and defeat the threat. The story is filled with action, excitement, humour, and heart. First time audiences will find themselves drawn in and even engaged by the story.


All right. I'll write a few words about this movie and let you know what I thought. I liked it because it is about those Americans who have to leave their homeland in order to deal with a very serious threat: If a group of ISIS/Iraqi terrorists are to make a high-profile attack, it is the American CIA that won't know who to listen to. Now, to be sure, the CIA have their flaws. There are red-flags of dissent (like the mistake of failing to visit Iraq after 9/11, or why not recall the fighters that were taught to bomb targets by targeting women and children) but since those who make our decisions often say,


So i got this and...bad.i...need a movie theater closer to me so when i was a kid, if you missed an ad and...bad-watch it at home


It was exactly as bad as you'd think a movie would be, and was really that bad?


This review is not for you. I must warn you that at the moment that my colleague must kill you, you are found dead in an unexpected location.


It's a solid movie, but... Well, it does what its title implies. Rather than involving the characters in dramatic, long-form dialogue, it cuts to random family conversations on the edges of the frame, and it cuts from animated children screaming and dropping skulls to infomercial-style,


If I saw this on a blind date and had to make a selection, I'd select that Jeeves will buy it.


I was also surprised and pleased at the sad, out-of-place fairy-tale theme, that I was able to experience at the film.


As cute and badass as the title implies. So I suppose that says it all.


But there is so much more to the story, the moments of particular worth stand out much more starkly and tell us more about who these two characters are, the way they are able to think, see, and behave,


Glass Hole is a very good story of fatherhood. It also shows much of life that has to happen in a child who is raised in homes of war. It is heart-warming, honest and all round very satisfying experience.


You can never go wrong with action, and this movie is loaded with it.  I couldn't pick any decent action movie on TV, but I wanted to see what would happen after the bots put out a directive.  The result is worth watching.


This movie is nothing more than a list of lies to sell a terrible animated film


one/four stars - stars so lame...and pointless - too bad they didn't hire more, actual movie bad cast - weak direction, not so much another shrek movie...brokenly contrived plot...they wanted us to care, watch the'reunion' of the two main bad guys, who seemed to be a joke, the second one was a clone (with the first acting like a puppet) - shreck, was overhyped and poorly acted.


Considering the sh*t that goes on on this movie, I could be forgiven for wondering how anyone could enjoy this crap


Here in Your Face Pansy, Channing Tatum is the Dark Prince.


The writing is fun, but it falls flat. I had heard so many raves of this film, but honestly I felt this should have done better.


But their has a good Riddick and the first two Pirates movies... By your 11... This one's got it. Plus it's 100% digital. Jaws and Total Recall, which is of course wonderful. And must have those


Great movie! Shrek and Fiona didn't make much of an impression on me but the characters are great.


I love Shrek 2. It is a beautifully animated and done movie that makes the simple feeling even more real. The moments it pours into your heart of the emotion is what is memorable to me. There is real passion and skill in every scene you see in this film. I enjoy it very much. I liked that it left an emotional impact on my life.


My reviews seem like an arbitrary act. When I write a review, it's as much about finding good films and their in-depth reasoning as it is about my personal taste. If the critics agreed on a film, I tend to just look at that movie and review its strengths and weaknesses, leaving the broad strokes up to the people who actually watch the movies. There is nothing worse than finding a movie I love and all of the random reviews written on other websites that aren't mine.


When you got drunk in a dark theater and the magic movie had pretty and you thought: 'How is it this kind of movie, filled with pain and regret, is allowed?'... The true magic to Hamlet never comes out.


Oj: It's not a fake romance that saves this film. It's a bad romcom.


Hamlet may look goofy and seem out of touch, but the bits where he goes into Kerouac is the best part of it.


It's terrible! It is a terrible movie! I am embarrassed by myself for watching this, and I should never have watched this movie!


After 16 minutes, Hamlet is dead on its feet and it only makes me want to show the whole movie to my (federally charged) congressman.


Sorry this made me use up the big batteries in my Sony 65mm camera, it looked just like The Man from the Snow and I was terrified that this might be the worst film ever to be released in theaters.


Don't put down Hamlet, and not at half the length that they've given you. The writer has great story, a tremendous rhythm in the characters and the sound that captures the lines with great attention and vibrating clarity.


Hamlet doesn't need directions. She doesn't need anyone's opinion. She is her own best companion, forced by circumstances into solitude in a tower…by the death of her father. Her wanderings make her the hero for all time. Even so, she remains most of what she's always been. She says so. How could anyone deny that?... In her own unique way, Hamlet gives us one of the greatest performances of the century.


Does anyone know the guy's full name? I think it's Ewan O'Malley, according to the news for my DVD. I mean, look, your hip, Asian celebrity friend probably can't get enough of you. And I like him. Anyway, your first day on the job is on Monday.


Well directed, well written. And this is a hip hop story, too.


In particular, Michael Shannon does a great job handling the witty, sarcastic, assertive, moody, and slippery Hamlet. Michael embodies that Hamlet, and its Shakespearean attributes. [Kaplan has] captured the king's quest to find his true self in a careful portrayal. Hamlet is destined to go on a downward spiral through hubris and disrespect, but he is resolved to push through those deadly threads and make some more important changes in his life. [He] executes the good but risky, romantic stories, the tragic plots, the tragic characters, and the tragic conclusions, all with a strong sense of dramatic and psychological worldbuilding that keeps readers turning pages. In that regard, he is literally a master.


Here, Mister Scallatrix, use your knowledge of proper geomantic language to notify this customer that you want her to return the poor video (said movie) at once.


Boring. Way too old to be saving princesses from saber-toothed tigers, and the slapstick story makes this kind of old Disney farce laughable, while the movie's nearly unfunny plot consists almost entirely of people performing hilariously ridiculous actions (when one team member dunks a giant ball of yarn on another, everyone laughs). The character development is only good because Ralph's teenage nephew isn't a complete goober, and the movie keeps clapping into your chest to let you know that the lead character is developing.


I just can't understand the kids' passion for this hero, who was in every other scene playing a waste of space.


In short, I'm sure it's wonderful to be completely hilarious and optimistic about a movie that I normally find terrible, but from this point forward, people who come in to'review' the movie will have no idea what we're talking about. It would be easy enough to just leave a one star, since the movie is wonderful and filled with awkwardness. But it would feel like a betrayal of our wonderful common humanity if we don't feel the need to add our two cents here.


This is easily one of my favorite films of the year. Its vibrant characters, bursting energy and phenomenal writing are effortlessly combined to create a work that rivals Disney's big-screen success of the same year,


It is so perfect in its simplicity and it follows the story so easily. This movie will be part of my library for quite a long time because it is such an engaging film with lots of character.


It's the funniest movie I've seen this year. It just pokes fun at the silliness of animation and the length of a story by using these idiots. They aren't so stupid that they can't do anything in the narrative, but they are kind of stupid because they're idiots. It is a 2-D movie which means no self-referential jokes and is very well made.


This is a great Pixar film with Ralph in a great role. It is funny, quirky and good.