Hajangadiyyo. Pass. Those nails were coming out of the right boxes, though.


Those two sides of life come together in this heartwarming, powerful story about a dying scientist who's facing the most difficult decision of his life and his daughter, a victim of extreme poverty. It's brilliantly written.


It's good. Good story, nice set-up, good performances and voice work.


If you have some movie like  Mr. Chips where  you can write something which looks fantastic, this review should inspire you, to go out on your dream.


Always fun to see Kevin Costner-starring with Tim Robbins and Charles Grodin. The film isn't for everyone, but for one thing it is funny as hell! I hope nothing else will replace it.


If you're reading this review and are playing Hang 'em High, I'd suggest sticking with the no-sex sex because we haven't seen it yet. Otherwise, give this a thumbs up.


Movie with The John Hughes sensibility. It is a big departure from not only some of the childrens movies you usually see, but also this month of classics. It is an unusual style to me, it's a drama-comedy story of a character played by Steve McQueen who was completely normal. It is fun to watch. It's a scene that really blows me away and gets me very emotional as I can understand the person a little better. If you can get behind someone like this, and you want to see a movie like this, watch this.


There were literally two people in this film at any given time, one of whom only got one sentence or a couple lines of dialogue, and the other of whom was blackened and fucking mutilated in some shithole south of the border who I know because I drove up to an insane asylum a few months back to leave the product on his desk for his staff to find or buy or steal or something, with no actual reason why they should care except that they thought the story might be weird or offensive. This last was a broad umbrella subject for any creative effort that didn't stretch across the entire canon, as that would seem utterly wrong to the creators who were only in it for the money, so anything went. Also, I don't want to be a fuckup because I can avoid some emotional sh*t (so would your mother).


A dreary, detached and blithely self-referential piece of fawning and


Atheists begin to solve basic philosophical problems like God, free will, or the origin of the universe.


The closer you get to the end, the funnier it seems, but it's really just nonsense.


I felt so bad for this bad movie. The voice was pretty annoying and the tone of the movie was a slap to the face.


This movie is like the Loneliest People Who've Ever Lived as named by a dood that Tom Selleck directed in that boring 90s tv show.


Great work here! Also great price, if you can find it! (It's not available here, but be sure to tell us about this if you see it somewhere so we know we're doing a good job!) A good movie that even needs more video proofing, but so far the delivery has been great. Couldn't ask for a better 5 stars on this ordering.


If you have a knack for horror, then you are going to love 'Working Girl'. It delivers a comedic twist on a horror film, and while many like to stick with typical twists and kills, this film has a different idea, that if people like to be surprised, then they will like to watch this. Every creepy scene is engaging, and at points feels a bit out of this world.


This movie is nothing more than a big bully trying to force a kid to cry and give him stupid truths when he could have just read what the kid actually said to get to the point.


This movie has enough going on, some pretty cool people, a simple plot and is also a more accessible action movie than my friends would say is something for tweens and teenagers, for our own party...


If this movie was made with nothing but real bits of comedy bits that were never able to connect, i.e. no jokes, or no impression and instead it was just an incredibly boring and shallow take on what a movie about an actually awkward conversation would be like. Everyone was oblivious to how truly inappropriate the dialogue was, and everyone kept commenting how their very busy lives were becoming, whatever


I can't believe the review is an original title for an online live show.


My five-year-old uncle ran away from home for the weekend and came back with a conversation written in cursive on a piece of blank paper.


This movie has two or three very bad parts that were worth a solid 3/10. Then there's the actual dialog. I think there was eight words to describe a conversation: Mr. Goodbeard, Mr. HighPricedToilet, Mr.


A good starting point for everyone to start watching a movie. Loved the character development with a great plot and several feel good moments.


A little bit old-fashioned, but at the same time a captivating story about ordinary people...it is made very elegantly


This is a long, slow movie which is a little over 2 hours. Despite this I enjoyed it and feel that it is a quality movie in an interesting year that is getting better and better. Having been on a remake, this was a welcome change from the norm. Would I return for an encore? Yes and here is why...


Has someone put their name on this film and tried to make it earn as much money as possible by discrediting the more successful projects made by its heroes?


I like how it tries to be a comedy but it is just bad. This story involves a princess on an epic quest to rescue her kidnapped princess and it just goes downhill from there.


They started with a damn campy cartoon-ish pirate movie that set a story for next week's movie and the annoying so-bad-they're-good hack tone they would play on their reviews and you've got the homicidal pirate with one leg in this dull black and white thing with the evil scientist masked guy, maniacal cinematographer and dull mop tops named Tom Hackney. It got worse later on with some lack luster main villain (i.e., The Duck from Mork & Mindy) and a solid central character (Cutter from Footloose, I like Cameron's Brendan) who was a bitch to save and why they even bothered to kill the villain.


I feel sorry for the artist, but as a graphic artist this shit just smacks of a lack of understanding, and I couldn't bring myself to give this one a three.


Tommy got special treatment from Disney because he was 'willing to learn' the script. You get it, buddy, but why do your sister's college friends also get special treatment?


I know for a fact that it was made by a black animator named Justin Marks, and he's black.


I just could not get past the horrid script that was poorly written and lots of things that I think would be fun to explore. I don't remember enough about it to recommend seeing this.


What were they thinking? I felt cheated out of the inclusion of one of the most impressive villains of the decade.


Very good movie. I bought it because of the spanglish, rhymes and Spanish words spoken by the main characters (Edgar, Bak'al and Oscar). Spanglish is so commonly used that even the Americans can understand it; spain means English in spanish. The original Spanish words they speak in spanglish also translates into Latin. Plus you can watch it in 4D if you prefer this style. Lastly, the Spanish language is not homogenized like today, all people are speaking their native language so you will understand where everyone's stand is and what they think about everything. Like in The Walking Dead, they can look at a wall and have disagreements or like Arya and Sansa on Game of Thrones, they can hang out together. I recommend to give it a try.


Okay, I am not much of a science geek, but when something offers this,


Not worth watching. After you watch this film, there is no incentive to go see other films from this director, including his past one


This bad movie, I mean just the bad movie scene, just sucked in. It was bad in all the wrong ways. It was pointless, badly written, badly acted, was so bad I couldn't even stand watching it…it was just utter devastation.


Needs a kick in the face when it tries to turn IKEA into a needlessly generic action film


A driver brings the simple goods from town to the portal but his stowaway urges him on with grim conviction; protecting the 6-day elixir they share sounds impossible and ridiculous as they trudge through the very landscape they had driven off from; traipsing through the lowest of the flats, here and there, hoping to stow away. None of this matters when the transport van they are saddled with suddenly bursts onto the road, depositing them on a gravel road.


Wow, never even went to the theater again. Will NEVER watch this movie again.


12 Angry Men was not a film that caused me any kind of physical and/or psychological harm. While the movie did have an immediate negative impact on me and I did suffer as a result of watching it, I have no recollection of feeling panic, anger, anxiety, depression, lasting psychological damage, loss of self control, or any such items in the movie-watching experience (even with deep, as-told-to thoughts swirling around inside me for hours afterwards). Thus, 12 Angry Men did not cause harm to my body, and therefore, a review for this movie should be safe.


This movie is bad for a number of reasons. First of all, it did not live up to my expectations of good bad movies and I thought that it had taken too many liberties in capturing the spirit of a real jury trial or trial of a presidential campaign and trying to stick all of it in a small box a la Trial and Error.


The film has the effect of repackaging a generic Italian thriller with strong Irish characters and some fantastic voice work.


The movie is pretty much a mess. In the end, I gave up and watched


It's impossible to say what Shakespeare's magnum opus, 12 Angry Men, has done for American film. Certainly it has changed America and the English-speaking world as we understand it. This new film reflects the evolution of a true American tale--maybe Shakespeare himself was originally a West African if not another person. However, maybe, as as mentioned in the text, he was both.


Yeah, it's overcomplicated, but the movie shows you that execution matters,


If Hollywood ever gets around to making The Perfect Storm 2, the directors would ask my permission for the stunt coordinator to hold me in his office at the studio until I burst into tears!


One most recent disaster movie where the central conceit is that the storms are coming from a rift in the sky, and a big watercraft is sunk and submerged in the ocean, which is slowly filled with water


This movie is awful. From the story, the acting, the violence, the plot, the characters, this is a terrible


I was reading an article about those poor unlucky in love zombie movie.  It says that when people couldn't make it to the movies they would do much worse.  I thought I would actually sit through it for this review I even bought the ticket though it was 50 cents more then I was going to go it had everything and I still didn't pay a dime I swear that didn't make up for this horror.


You see. It's when the storm comes, nobody's f***ing in any trouble and the ground's f***in' all wet.


Extreme weather events are known for their tragic consequences. Following a devastating tornado the team are sent on a rescue mission to a water-purification plant, while safeguarding a large liquid leak. The team has to deal with all the changes: the start of an ice-pack, the extinction of native creatures, the loss of job opportunities. However the crew finally makes contact with the plants king: Jehuda Jehuda, owner of a world renowned bottled water firm. But the king wants the proper rouse from his employees, especially that of his lawyer who has somehow disappeared. Eventually the rules begin to bend under pressure. The Perfect Storm offers an epic and thrilling film adaptation of one of the first novels of Herbert George Wylie. A highly anticipated feature, Highly Recommended!


Wow! That was intense, I felt strongly the whole movie. Great acting, and they really poured all their emotion into this movie. Its story is so realistic, and the portrayal of things is great. A real story that ties everything together. The actors really give the movie their all! All of the actors in this movie are strong enough to make it stand out. I really enjoyed this movie and will definitely be watching the rest of the films. 5 star for this movie!


Absolutely phenomenal. Fantastic dialogue, great story and solid, realistic love. I thought I would be confused but it didn't, and in the end it made such an impact on me. It has no Jaws, but the results are the same.


A great movie- easygoing and far more emotionally satisfying than many that were aired on cable or over the air


It was slightly decent, but was the worst movie I've ever seen. If you don't enjoy shitty acting and bad music, don't bother.


It's not a bad movie! But it's got one really bad bug.


I am sorry. To these ladies, thanks for letting me give this thing a wretched write-up that is going to annoy millions of others.


There's really nothing I could complain about. I enjoyed this and its the best movie I've seen all year. This movie kept me going till the very end.


The film is excellent and a one-part story about two teen boys who love each other deeply. It's relatable for what the teen experience feels like nowadays.


I liked that this didn't dwell on every man's conflicting feelings about love. Love at first sight is fun, but this film didn't seem particularly interested in anything but the actors. There is a reason why the main character goes through the equivalent of 120 pregnancy tests in the course of the movie. It's in the plot of the movie, but the results of the pregnancy tests are predictable. Now, there were a few moments where I was legitimately surprised. For example, I really wasn't expecting Samuel L. Jackson to come back at all. The second to last scene of the movie is very unsettling. The film never presented the story with clear message, but it was obvious that Sam had something to tell us, and it really wasn't in a particularly good way. And I loved the song he sang, the only song in the movie to get three star ratings! But overall, this was a pretty good movie.


In that short time this film made my case for more normal distribution of romances in the movie universe. It isn't perfect, and it isn't well received by all (or at least the people who passed the movie around), but it is extremely positive. I hope it continues to be a well received source of content. This one's a keeper.


Each movie is at times so interesting, it amazes you with its capabilities and sometimes shows you the story in a new way that catches your interest. Especially with it's dramatization of the relationship between young girls and her older boyfriend, that you simply don't expect. Weighing the narrative toward boy girl struggles, the movie is a quiet and haunting story that makes you ponder and perhaps even give in.


Good no-budget indie. Poorly cast. Most of the jokes hit, but the content falls short. A bit dated now, but it made great shock value in 1999


I really, really wished it was better, this is just so bad it borders on making me cringe.


What the actual fuck? This movie just annoyed me more than 15 thousand other bad movies I've seen!


Glad to have passed that in 2 1/2 years now that we are into the Friday nights and more mature ages. Has great characters and action. We enjoyed the picture and let all of our cinema and club elders know about it. A large capacity group met in camp about 4 weeks ago to watch it. In that time we all loved the movie and showed it to about 40 other campers. Also got other school groups interested in reading it.


Solid, moving story about two cross-country friends (Hamill and Wilder) crossing town and a friendship in the process.


An 18-year-old who works in child services in Washington D.C. is finding his way after the death of his father, and his mother, in a car crash. When he tries to protect a teenage woman from domestic violence and homelessness, he has the opportunity to make a profound impact on a person's life and the community at large. And while he hopes to go back to college in the future, he doesn't have any choice. In a lot of ways, [Blair] finds this story more personal than anything he's ever done.


Did you find the plot compelling? Did the effects/movie capture you? Do you want another, and this time, under different circumstances?


Very interesting yet not funny, we like the movie more when we get to know its plot. Overall we feel it should only be suitable for college students who can remember the movie until now, while for the first time movie lovers can really enjoy it. The key to excellent movie is its design and art. The design is good as this looks more contemporary and stylish. The movie is of course a good quality. The image of movie is stunning as the movie has not many cheap or vulgar design.


If he gets this job…someday, one day, what a great movie


His command is inspired and poignant. Quite unexpected at a time when America is distracted by policy. I respect that he has made these decisions and does not hide his politics with the quality. And the group of people he brings together are those most worthy.


The only scenes where you can tell anything different is when Henry Ford gets to play the violin and the character William Shakespeare (played by Lee Marvin) tries to kidnap Lois Lane. After that it gets totally silly.


God, this movie really sucks. Jim Carrey's Jim Day is so annoying as George Bailey. This movie always reminds me of 1995. That's what the movie reminds me of! George Bailey's story is simply lame. And the end. Where does George's life go? The hell does he live?


Good. It's based on a great story, and it's funny. The cinematography is also good, which makes you like the stars.


I don't hate the movie, it's just a pain in the ass.


It's weakly acted, paced, dialogue is so-so, of-the-moment quality, and Ben Cross is a gruff asshole.


I regret absolutely having seen this. As a sad symbol of American progressivism and old white people alone in the universe, this is pretty appalling and enjoyable only at 200 percent power.


I think it's great that this happens to be about Lincoln and Davis. The movie is much more strong with this core group, and the lines between characters and actions come to the forefront. Even the attitude of love itself changed from strong, passionate love to something more sympathetic and endearing.


How often have you been given an opportunity to truly live your life?  Here we witness these men, in their 70s, shine even brighter as old men because of what they faced as teenagers.


A few friendly flicks that just the right pace for our lowbrow lives. I like your movie so far. It will make you smile and chuckle in comfort. Will we all go to Heaven together?


The set-up felt important and well-plotted. I appreciated its emphasis on 'grief' rather than'mourning' because all death has the potential to provoke hope and joy. It was a well-researched, cleverly written family tragedy that is well worth watching.


This movie is horrible! There is no talent, the acting is terrible, the story was disappointing, all of the stupid movie plot devices make no sense, and the bad special effects were laughable, plus, the bad song should have been juked in-between scenes so that they didn't distract and the bad acting made me laugh. The only special effects were in the porn, and the actors all looked pretty hot.


It felt like there was just a hint of LSD stuck in here, of all of the main ingredients, I'm not sure if there was any actual LSD at all.


It was at it's least nice, just not a film to watch that's entirely memorable...Actually did watch it but did not rate it...not a good watch...feel no sympathy towards the actor/s...Not the victim, exactly...It could have been something more with an actual plot and meaningful scenes, but was still enough to make me hate it...I have little to no information about this film, and feel obligated to lie to the high ratings (insufficient characters, dumb plot, several TON of redundant scenes) to do some good with it all.


A very good blend of drama, adventure, horror, comedy, romance, action, sci-fi, etc. The film centers around Amber, a girl who can see ghosts, who goes to an exclusive academy that specializes in training her, but her new roommate, Polly, hates the Academy. Polly, however, knows Amber's family had kidnapped her from a haunted house and promised her a price that will win her freedom if she turns herself in. Meanwhile, Amber continues her quest to get rid of her own supernatural side by visiting a number of seemingly randomly selected locations which makes her on edge at certain times. Finally, Amber realizes there are some very strange things happening around her when she goes to a dilapidated house inhabited by her 'partner' (aka dead partner.) From the beginning of the movie I knew this is what they are looking for and it is well acted and so much better than many are willing to admit it. And the heartwarming ending. It's worth the watch!


It was well written and told with a nice love story... I really enjoyed this movie.


At the beginning I was tempted to throw a fist in the air but more because I was totally, unapologetically excited by the potential of the title than anything else. This is a very entertaining, well-paced and well-reviewed movie.


Beautiful movie about love, loss and opening of some new (fairy) doors.


This film pulls off one of the better mid-range drama's I've seen. Considering the horrific events at a middle school that contain some dark humor, this movie is a great Halloween movie. A film that features my favorite actor of the year, Sean Penn, Jason Bateman, Pamela Adlon, and Amanda Seyfried.


It was a good thriller... There is a LOT more to it than being an action movie... This is a well-produced movie and it's very different from other war movies. It's about the mind and its ability to confront fear...


The cinema version of this story is something to find is of prime-sibling snuff movies or that dreadful little bit of entertainment given to a small child in a room that has absolutely nothing to do with the actual movies that your children are getting an obscenely loud volume of. Nothing to do with films, it has nothing to do with cinema, it does not even have the ability to act like it knows how to act in a social setting, and does not care to! The cast is largely composed of one bad actor after another, one slow talking comedian with some of the saddest delivery ever recorded on film, and one clown that makes everyone hate him, but somehow this does not excuse his act.


I kept waiting for how it was going to end and it never quite happened,


It's not a bad movie, but it makes you want to vomit and smell the fish with your own eyes and is really unfortunate and embarrassing.


It's well filmed, but when you put the movie together, you find it is a stinker.


I'm not sure how I can justify giving this terrible film a negative. You know, when you've really started to take your relationship with movies so extremely seriously, it's hard to watch something that is so obviously made for the hell of it.


It might be a tough genre and a simple budget to pull off. However, the film's well made script is 100% I'm not sure. Also, given our location and budget this film isn't necessarily the best way to share holiday cheer... though I can't help but love everybody in the movie!


This really isn't hard to review. I'd like to note that the movie has an amazing design, but it's pretty blah. The director wants us to think we're feeling something, but he isn't letting us feel anything. The acting is average and everyone's looking pretty odd, just because the film is heavy on the special effects and zany dialogue that distracts from even the most minimal plot.


auteur filmmaker Paolo Sorrentino injects science fact into the account of two species that live in the deep, dark, and dangerous seas. The film, which revolves around two expeditions to the underwater world, is told without complicated science explanations. Rather than requiring complicated technical knowledge, the audience is quick to believe a complex physics system can be explained in less than two hours.


So a bloke of my own age grows old with that gaunt face on his profile saying something clever. I watched the movie but didn't have the balls to rewatch it. I found the ending too twisty for me. Thankfully I caught a second wind when I did the comedy Saturday Night Live skit. Great movie about wanting the good life. Always tell yourself you are special and you are lucky. No one will ever see you go out of your way for anything. Life will say 'Thanks for the laughs, here's some more' so you can do whatever you want. To each his own!


With Jason Flemyng's handsome, well-muscled performance (as well as great cast members), in a pitch-perfect job by director Werner Herzog, and the setting of two years in the past, Mr. Fraker takes his story of the preparations for the joint push to the South Pole off the ground. More than he wants the past to catch up with him in a hardhearted noir way, the actor, a former commando in the Falklands War, finds plenty of moments of levity, and sometimes it is hard to shake off the feeling that he has just awoken from a very bad dream. This ain't no love story, but with the right tone and the right chemistry, it could be, and some screenwriters out there could very well do better than Mr. Fraker.


This is a rare film with an audience draw and a good story that doesn't suffer from studio meddling. In spite of that, it's still considered somewhat inferior, so it's worth seeing even if you don't get the full film.


Great movie! Everyone in the cast did their jobs well, all the actresses did awesome. The twist was perfectly in place, the music kept me at the edge of my seat. From start to finish, this movie was epic.


There's some good ideas in it, but it's just so forgettable.


Bad movie with ok creature and writing and would have given it a nice rating for being from the guy who did Indiana Jones


I need only to consult the review for 'The Morning After'... to realize that it's merely the beginning of the film's tears


This movie is just _______. This stupid -- shallow and blustery -- movie lies so we get no world. I get no hint and we get no depth


The worst movie I have ever seen. This must be a bad pub movie as everyone who sits next to you at dinner cannot understand or appreciate what you have just seen! The technical glitches are horrendous and the story is told in such an 'it is what it is' fashion that you may as well be watching a black and white VHS film! I can tell you that the full length nudity and '10... yes 10... minutes of...uhhhh, he really pulled his cock out' kept the blood pumping in my veins!


Sleep You Looked Into The Eyes Of The Whores That You Promised The world To,


Dear Mr. Holmes - Thank you for your magnificently lucid explanations of your portrayal of Batman, the manner in which you made it to the tie-breaking box seat in the second half of the movie and your assessment of our social and mental state. You as the Batman truly did not need any clarification. Batman himself states that he is a conundrum, even more so than a... any of the other comic book superheroes he has portrayed. A fiend. Although you are a soldier of fortune, and and ultimate assassin, Batman himself does not look upon heroes as 'warriors.' It was evident that you were emotionally impacted by this film. You did well in conveying what this journey to... well, his heart... is like. Thank you for sharing your life's experience. It was emotionally riveting to me to read through your......


This movie is the fake version of a documentary that you could be watching on BET.


The Morning After is the best and easiest movie that I have seen yet. It is very realistic and does a very good job at showing a couple of women who are very disillusioned about their life. The movie teaches them not to regret their decisions, but to look for a better life and freedom in the new environment that the baby brings them. I am about to pass the hours watching it and still have nightmares about the main character...


What it lacked in sheer beauty, the film made up for with its raw emotion and snappy dialogue


It was so funny and refreshing to see how many of the main characters weren't scared in real life. They tried to hide their emotions while showing their discomfort with their surroundings. They had some real heartbreak, humor and drama and many laughs. It was a real family affair with moments that were short and sweet and some that were long and intense. It kept you awake, cheered you up, let you cry, laugh and feel the emotion of an honest subject that can bring tears to your eyes.


It is a disturbing film about rape. It deals with the real issues behind crimes against women. The male/female relationship depicted in this film is less wholesome than the one in many Hollywood films. Unfortunately the film offers little information about the perpetrators in these cases, although it does briefly discuss the case of


Amazing. Just amazing. No plot holes, no inconsistencies and only one plot hole. They had to use three different versions of it to have it work so well. I was also very happy to see just how well the director (Paolo Sorrentino) wrote these characters and how the accents fit the foreign language. I always go to the movies first and I often have issues in writing and I never found them here. My novel said,


I want to bring that smile right to his face and pour myself a cup of coffee. We are in his world now, and I am here for him. We both live by our ideals. A friend to him and a nemesis to the other. Your dialogue makes the movie resonate. I knew when I saw this film, it would be worth my time and my ability to commit to it.


That is my only major beef. It was incomplete, lacking that extra subplot I've seen in countless movies.


1 hour long prologue, and a mere couple minutes later I'm engulfed by magical nature.


Lovely mood at opening; however, by the second episode, a large chunk of it just feels flat.


Clearly intended for an adolescent audience; lame because the human being doesn't go in ten steps and lands face-first in a pit.


I guess if I was making a good movie it would be better, but this was lame.


This movie is a long list of problems. From the grammar in the subtitles, to the creepy dialogue, which is sometimes unfunny, to the fact that it's trying to invoke the Godfather in


Verse 1 - This movie is you going into a building, taking out a giant man-sized plug, being stripped down to your boxers, asking for food, eating food, and taking a bus back to home base.


Got a bit carried away at times, but great pics and a great twist and surprise payoff, even with the cliffhangers going on and off. Got me intrigued for how the story goes. *fingers crossed*  Following suit: Paramount's


I really enjoyed this movie. To put it very simply, John Denver and Pharrell Williams, who co-wrote this, gave this film a wonderful little twist. We also loved that it got so hot that it stung like hell all the way up into the goggles. It will be quite the conversation starter, and something a lady should have in her possession. 'The Hundred-Foot Journey' is amazing! Great acting and lots of joy for all.


Starring all of your favorite actors, from Juliette Binoche to Steve McQueen to Brienne of Tarth to Robert Redford to Michelle Williams, here are three in particular who deliver with consummate perfection.


Yahtzee's rant against standard movies started out as a whole lot of compliments but ended up as a sickly sweet despising of everything I loved about 'Coherence' before the end, which I guess at the end of the day was all


The heroine (Ewan McGregor) is subjected to imprisonment and her destiny is left in her hands. When she manages to release her fellow shipwrecked prisoners, they experience a swift and victorious ride back to the titular island. Although set in the author's native Australia, these third person narrative shorts and finales often feature a Western theme, so it is only natural that the plot, the characters, and the world fit in here.


The director James Stewart makes his mark with this semi-autobiographical account of a heroin addict. It is humorous, richly dramatic and exhibits a wonderful sense of vision.


The plot isn't so much unrealistic, as it is all so highly inappropriate, it is and is not a costume drama, it's not a romantic tragedy. It's an absurd tale told by an absurd character. It's a horror film, not one of those


Young Rosebud (The Old Nazis) is a mostly intact testament to World War II. The brilliant score, with a 1930s overtone, was a welcome new dimension in soundtrack for films that have mainly used music by composers with deep, ornate background.


Very little amounts to anything and this movie is only important because of the wild shots it's capable of doing.


It's awfully dark, it only has 13 on-screen colors, the sound track is awful, it has awful effects, it doesn't get any stars, and I just don't know why I gave it a recommendation in the first place.


An ugly, middle school hooligan teen tries to play hero while his peers terrorize the cartoon interiors. We root for the girl, even though she's taken up with the loser first, but at least she was trying her best. I wish there'd been a middle course between slutty and deader than a doornail. And at least she had something going on between her boobs, because otherwise she'd have just been plain fat!


The 1%, some horrorcore (what kind of term?), nihilistic violence, and disturbing misogyny.


Million Dollar Baby. Not a good movie. If you enjoy these types of films, don't watch this one.


The bad actors all don't even seem human. It wasn't done for any special effect. How could you believe this crap?


I can't believe you called this a big budget film... This has been shamelessly Hollywoodized into a romantic comedy... The characters are stupid, I mean stupid... The plot is ridiculous, it was scripted to appeal to the lowest common denominator


Although stupid and childish it definitely impressed me more than the first $80 million. I must confess, however, that some of the characterizations were still really low and the acting was amateurish. Though I have nothing but respect for those that did take that role, it was just over the top and a generic piece of shit.


When we first heard of Penny Marshall I found her surprising of talent. She produced, directed, starring in several award winning series as well as a number of amazing series she co-created. She has been involved in many other features as well, which i have yet to watch due to what my conscience does to me when i should be watching the like out of these movies. Her acting is first class and she brings a fresh energy that brings the story and characters to life. Having a well versed screenwriter to write the script gives this film the urgency of life and the desperation of survival.


To those who turned the lights on, as opposed to light the inside and then asked me if I wanted to go to bed. The producer had seemed to say the exact same thing in her pitch to me.


A gritty and bloody thriller about an insane yuppie playboy and a 10-year-old heroin addict


When all seems lost. Everything, everything, but... the love of that child...


This has all the hallmarks of a phenomenal experience, so on the plus side we won't be wanting to leave the theater for what should prove to be the final 13 minutes.


Although a subpar movie, '12 Years a Slave' still manages to portray more human characters than most, even if this does go beyond simply portraying human characters, showing their humanity. In the end, the movie has its place in this industry, even if it may come across as unwatchable and unrealistic.


I highly doubt anyone who knows the history of Hollywood understands how Tariq couldn't keep pace with what was going on


Sad when the bad scene shows Rafiki she had done nothing. Makes her look weaker.


Thank goodness White Cap came back and maybe they'll hire this writer…to write about dumb, lazy movies.


As the subject of most of the reviews, I wasn't sure what to expect but I was surprised at how well it was portrayed. We learn of Mammy's (Essie Davis) life as a slave and the struggles that go along with that. I'm glad she was given the chance to live her life and the film did an awesome job in showing a little of the early years that led to her great accomplishments. As the director, Alex Ross Perry, depicted this character with such complexity that she is at her core a strong women who has suffered for many years and yet the people she cares for are just as important as her. I hope the rest of the world continues to be treated this way. This film is outstanding and should be very much seen by everyone.


Beautifully acted, written and produced. We then see the slavery by the slaves of her masters. We see many of the same sub-plots, as in the movie, and since we do not see any specific harm, I must criticize the screenplay in that it reads as if people in actual slavery don't speak for themselves, but for the master's wishes. They don't even talk for themselves in the script; they speak through the master or an


Olivier, the stiletto to Joseph's scalpel. Joseph is forced to turn to cannibalism and insatiable greed. And when the iron curtain falls, he faces one of the most horrendous tragedies of his life. His soul, a man who had been sold into slavery so that he could work his whole life for an exorbitant price to the rich, had become a hunted man. It was nightmarish for all who knew him. I mourned him every day. The end was so violent and so hopeless. But there is relief in the end. Knowing that he didn't have to cannibalize his own family. Knowing that he would make the decision that he didn't want to. And knowing he was the master of his fate.


Described by former Director Spike Lee as the movie that lit a fire in his soul, '12 Years a Slave' is a heart-wrenching account of life as a free person in bondage. Depicting the epic arc of Solomon Northup, the film documents the great man's betrayal of his own family as well as his struggle for survival while trapped in slavery. South Carolina-born, Brooklyn-raised actors Chiwetel Ejiofor and Michael Fassbender emerge as the heroic protagonists who offer the most authentic portrayal of a black man in America.


I was on the 'Furious 7' Press Tour and ran into four girls at an after-party. I had to pick their brain about who was going to vote for whom, and the fact that there are actual


It was hard to gauge if it was successful or a failure. There's nothing it's really got going on for a movie like this.


I played this as a family for our daughters' high school graduation, which also happened to be an assembly at the same church. I don't remember much about this scene after we got done playing it. After the game, I couldn't handle watching the eternally sanctimonious mother have a meltdown over a 12 year old's decision to not go to prom with her daughter. The game felt like an ambush for those five minutes, an improvised tepid parent-artist reunion set to the Nickelback parody,. Not even a gentle break for refreshment: we spent the first thirty minutes of the show trying to talk the mom and son into joining us for some normal conversation that didn't involve making fun of other people's children for getting themselves pregnant. When I heard the creepy, unrelenting diatribe from the daughter's crass mother, I started thinking, because I have no hope for people who put a better spin on professional-athlete awkwardness than the offspring of frat boys: maybe this is a great idea for a competition tepid enough for your kid to win, like


Lovely overall, well-paced, not enough creative/life/fun/initiative in this film


This 2hr movie sucks, in the worst way possible, the parents will drop this along with the shows that follow it, this is the only iphone application i have, as it works well enough on my ps4. it's worth nothing, 8/10 as i've watched an in-game for almost an hour, didn't care for anything i could find in this oatmeal at the end, i'll assume a high quality PC can make this feel alive? why should it the XBO not be able to handle higher definition,. It's time to pick up another phone, well this one is a sick in a sense that if i didn't like it i could shut my nose and it still would perform great, so if you own the XBO go out and buy a decent PC, who knows, in the future, maybe i'll have good things to say, who knows, maybe i'll decide i love dancing babies because of this application i have called mediacetxt.


This product deserves a 1 star rating and the company can never recover from what they have done.


The film's a magical piece, but as a pure theatrical experience it goes for about as far as a bad ass can go while killing off its six main characters, for some reason, in quick succession, no less…This doesn't play well with a reader's fond memories of past


A poorly executed Muppet flick that entertains like a previous generation's Army of Darkness with far less attention to mechanics, logic, or passion.


All I was looking forward to when I started this movie was seeing a really bad movie that the reviewer was going to look at, then as soon as he came off the phone with the writer for the review I said, 'Man it's really bad.' And so I started, I only saw one bad movie last week, and I was like, 'Let's see if I can hang out and make fun of this other one,' so we made up a list of our least favorite films of all time, and this was definitely one of them,


This movie would have been decent if the acting, direction, and script hadn't been such fucking shite.


I felt sorry for the director's wife (who also starred in it). Not that I know much about women. I didn't even really like the other actors. There was no kick, no sense of style, no anticipation.


It's not a bad movie. It's bad. I had some difficulty watching this on regular TV and on the games console. (Though, on my consoles, it looks mostly awful. In fact, it doesn't work as smoothly as some of my favorite games of all time.)


Excellent job and superb job on the film. Enjoyed the film immensely. Best movie I've seen of 2009!


A little less graphic than a grown-up movie would deserve, but also exactly what the fans expected to see when the producers were talking about their idea and being involved with the problem of racism


this was the best movie I've seen for a while. I highly recommend it. even if you know and love the Harry Potter series you will enjoy this movie. I'm glad they gave leach face a shot. also I think this is the worst 'Hogwarts' film. I wish they would have shown how the Sorting was done. There wasn't any concentration on the curriculum. It just happened. the connection between


NO WAY OUT is a disturbing film as it imagines the world where drugs were legalized and are now commonplace. While


Unreliable narrator, first-person descriptions, a couple boring scenes, and too many wrong endings.


The bad acting, complex concepts, generic premise and rushed story all combine to make this a bad film and the author owes the public an apology.


Its sad how many hidden gems in the film industry right now, we cant just accept most movie that anyone will get so many people yell us negative reviews, about the worst things you can expect when you take yourself so seriously. Since its no secret that most movies are written for profit and not just for a good story it just goes to show that movies today are bland or just bullshit, most movies come out of Hollywood studios looking for a rating, on both a box office and a critical stand point and yet here we have one you wouldnt believe. I dont think people get it because they dont understand the power of cinema, they see another flop and think it just sucks, but actually they need to see something different, if you choose to watch a movie for the movie and not just for it being good do yourself a favor and pick it up. Hope to see that (ha, ha) amazing film 'Venus in Fur' in your future.


My first horror movie and it did well for me. I loved the concept, the camera angle, and the characters. I felt like I was at the movie with my best friends. I loved it.


With its humor, smart directing, punchy acting, modern music and a sincere friendship plot,


....shut your little…yuck….how was I supposed to know that such a fascinating, rich, contemporary, magnificent, great funny film like this would be so utterly and completely lacking in any of these things and that it would land so straight on the shoals of drama and humor when it really needed them most?


That was very good...I didn't expect more of a high quality movie.


I read about 5 pages and the whole thing was just horrible from top to bottom. I would never buy this for my daughter even if it was free.


Erratic, brutal and intellectually violent. Muscles don't tense up when they should, the violence has almost none of the colour it could have and too many breaks in the action make it impossible to grasp the plot and follow the rules in a reasonable fashion.


...I'd call it if it weren't such a terrible, inept joke.


This movie does nothing. I could not, for the life of me, figure out why the author felt the need to evoke the Image of Terry O'Quinn in this film.


A huge and annoying annoyance. Sooo predictable that you could take the point of this feature and use it to kick off the rest of the movie in another useless plot point that you know was dumb to begin with.


How dare the audience know that the lead actor is so clearly trying to be funny.


Off to get a cold one for Harry. I love this movie! Love his Character and thank you.


Effortlessly stunning, the big screen adaptation of indie writer Mary Gaitskill's best-selling novel features an ensemble cast that never falters or falters. We believe this is a MUST for Hollywood to check out. It is inspiring, timely and one of the most watchable films of the year.


The Chair begins with the main story about the boring, flat narrator a voiceover. Then two main characters enter his memory, experiencing a dizzying variety of different situations and situations in which we as the listener are completely incapable of doing much but side-eye and cry. The ending of the first episode is so unbelievable in its over the topness it breaks the illusion.  The Chair might have started off as a decent and interesting tale about friendship between two loners but went far too far over the top in the end. It will give you insomnia. The fact that the episode


Patsy is perfect, not only do I enjoy the story and the cast and some of the cinematography, but the camera is spot on. I watched the movie multiple times and felt nothing was left out and that, as a viewer, I was forced to pay attention and engage in this suspenseful thriller. I personally applaud most director's decision of trying to shift their style into that of Hitchcock and his skill is evident with this effort. I know how hard it is to pull off such a delicate balance, but after having seen this movie, I think I see it with a clearer light. Overall, it is good movie and I highly recommend it.


George Clooney has a voice that would warm the coldest heart, and this performance captures a beautifully earnest feel, working like a script while conveying the warmth with his words. This is only the first of his nine movies, and I hope it's not his last.


You know, this movie did NOT deserve such a bitter review, especially not when the movie has a level 7 grade on Rotten Tomatoes.


Those 18 green bean bombs are not green at all. They are dyes soaked into the plastic. That means the product now lasts for 8 hours before it starts to degrade. They're called


Oh God, don't buy this film. Not only is this a tired excuse for action on the cheap, but it's so crappy, even drunk bad people won't pay to see it.


Ribbit. Used me time and said a lot about ourselves as a folks. He was my first pay my respect to just like I was on his way to becoming a Jedi. I give credit to him for all of us building up a community here and on every name for bringing it from the past to the present. I gave some voice to the homeless that is too quiet to speak out loud yet is all over this blog to keep us moving in the right direction. Keep those folks moving that are part of the community and pay those who build them a good tip. If you have a headlight add one to it. I know how much of a hassle it is to have to run a hair gel kit all day with me and how much others have to put out for hair color. Keep that in mind in deciding where to donate your equipment to.


Well acted! Lots of action scenes. I liked the running gun battle between troopers and the aliens.


Well-paced, engaging, and creepy. The characters are very well developed. Very satisfying movie overall.


A sort of adventure story of an Antares who stumbles across a starship during his escape and joins the crew. He has a rather good voice actor in Marcus Rashford, and gives a very nice performance. The hero is almost a parody of Yoda, thanks to his Jedi training, and his various cool powers. He also has a unique and un-Grogious outfit, but nothing too ridiculous.


The Star Wars film that gave birth to a generation and inspired new ways of looking at and watching human life. The first good Galactic Civil War movie you'll watch.


The king is gay. The queen is lesbian, and both of them are swingers.


It took the Joker all night to go into the Rocky cave with his boys, laughing, and throwing a rope over his shoulder and then leaving me to find Rocky on my own, still looking down at me with an evil sneer.


A grossly mismanaged film that has been a runaway cash-cow for studio entertainment.


As requested, the 2/24 review for Rocky looks to be below average with all problems in, and virtually all areas resolved, just missing the mark.


Even when they say 'Nothing goes wrong when it rains' I'm not impressed! Better get cover in the form of a TV remote or she'll blow the bathroom.


I had to struggle through it. Rocky reminds me of The Miracle (I was in an abusive relationship, you'll understand) and I don't like that idea ever again, don't watch it at all.


A one-sided essay. 6/10 in the screenplay area and mostly a useless diversion that simply rehashes previous wrestling movies.


Guh-furb-furb! That's amazing. It gives a much more realistic view of sports, which I thought was missing.


I don't find the story engaging enough to enjoy it and the acting is often cheesy or flat.


It really started off great, but all of its characters were flat, lack personality, and lacked depth, and there was nothing else good about it,


Unlikeability + Misogynistic - A (clearly delusional) misogynistic film that understands no empathy. No moments of individual progress, and borderline domestic abuse happen on numerous occasions.


This movie is terrible. Two hours is probably enough, it makes me rage and wishes this awful, irrelevant movie was never made.


I dont like horror movies and was hoping this would be a great horror flick.


Project X delivers on all fronts. This is a perfect entertainment experience for newcomers and veterans alike.


A thought provoking film and a tremendously innovative take on the dilemma of non human life.


With Project X, director Michael Mann takes us into the dangerous subculture of Los Angeles' bounty hunter community, featuring Kurt Russell in his thirties, Michael Peña in his early twenties and actors including Carlos Slim in his late teens. Black takes audiences into the brutal acts that are to become the industry's core product, especially in the murderous world of this transcontinental assassin: his victims are those men who live the few freedoms left to them. It is our estimate that at least three million Americans are now hunted on the American southside, and their numbers are only expected to rise. This is an unusual and fascinating film that really sets up a chilling tone for the year.


I like to find/eat good meals as my comfort food, which is how I started the film. I loved that the movie started and ended with a poem about a piano.


Describing the Plot-Y, the Characters, the Story, the Actors. Will stay up til the 17th,


The wife leaves when he finds out that a body has been found, during an upcoming bachelor party. His best friend thinks they should go with him, but he rejects. Will the team survive before someone comes looking for them?


The most emotional film I've seen so far this year. Also one of my top 15 movies of 2016 so far (in fact my list on Rotten Tomatoes has several other people saying the same). The case study of an individual overcoming challenges, and the international ramifications that follow...


You know this kind of has a following but it is so ridiculously bad that,


I realize a great story and excellent acting would have made it a two star movie but for the idiotic plot and time/character progression I actually went from laughing my ass off to grinding my teeth!


Mark Rittiman is most infamous for films like Seance, My Son the Murderer, and Tim Burton's Batman. I find it ironic that one of the leading critics of Tim Burton's Batman recently died and another critic has died prematurely from no apparent causes yet who were critic of the Batman and his films is not allowed to criticize the Batman.


Simpleton...I'd ask her on a date but she couldn't drive and she leaves all of the cast and crew in the middle of the road with broken legs.


Clinical comedy; B&B themes; mild sarcasm. Full of jokes and witty dialogue. Love it!


Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, in movie so good that 'we-are-all-so-happy' or 'love' has been chanted.


This is a wonderful film and my first time watching an emotion-driven time-travel story. Amason delivers the goods. From the story to the characters, this one was sure to get me hooked.


Good movie. See what i got wrong? Watch this. I get what the guy who wrote it is doing. Stupid stalker. He is fucking with him. If he liked this movie he wouldn't be so troubled. Stupid. Idiots. 'Black boys can do whatever the hell they want.' Fucking problem. Evil. No end to this shit. 'But I would never mind you being black.' Fuck you.


At first it had an almost focus on a rescue mission set in Thailand, a day in the life of an ambitious Bae Sun, who finds himself faced with warring factions and high stakes. But once the story did bring the camaraderie of his five crew members and began moving through a ton of drama and heart-breaking emotions that inevitably brings about change and growth. An even stronger ride once past the CGI and on to the stellar cast.


Good movie. Really good comedy, nice book. Scary and eerie scenes. I even wish I was in the movie.


An adult comedy about a middle-class couple, with mirth and humor in equal measure. A lot of laughs to be found here.


I have made the largest transfer of funds in the history of the world, but it's to the lawyer's expense.


It's the absolute worst piece of trash I have ever witnessed and I will not have it happen to my children! Why is this movie so smart for Warner Bros..why does the director have to add layers of pajamas and kids with tiny noggins to the synopsis?? and why does the summary say we are watching a comedy or action thriller with an intimate plot?? If you go to a theatre next weekend and see this movie you will spend more time arguing than enjoying your great time.


Some people complain about this one. A really outdated comedy with tons of poorly planned gags and terrible acting,


Well this film is not good. You know how it starts, a guy finds out he is a rapist, trying to get his ex to fix her boyfriend so she won't believe he has been cheating on her all along? Well this isn't just your typical man/rape movie, no he has also raped his ex's best friend (the girl) and they are only talking about this one guy, the same one they just witnessed him rape and it gets worse from there, right before the worst part of the movie finally starts when this dude commits suicide, the girl, after losing her friend turns around and tells her friends


How did this mess up a sex scene and then take my time moving on?


I felt like a de-aging Cool Gray Ratrago, I felt like a de-aging Frost Solace, I felt like a de-aging Anaconda.


I have nothing against strangers but the person in this movie is a farty piece of crap.


This is a really well constructed film. A mystery story and a thriller, with a fun story and a good ending.


Hardy Boys is a good film that you won't regret watching. You'll learn some interesting things about the film-types and the genres in between. It makes you want to return to the cinema and you will wish to make this film one of your favourites when it comes out again.


Solidly-written, well-acted rom-com. The movie could've stood to be a little longer but the characters are well drawn and the twist in the story does its job well.


I didn't like this movie and I don't think you should have allowed your kids to see it!


The crash on my watch is right in the middle of the greatest part! This is really not the best, and it leaves me craving more.


I have always struggled with physical topics, including myself, and this movie made me panic. They did not live up to the horror of the plot or acting. I liked it.


The ensemble acting is all over the place and the movie never moves in any meaningful direction. The bad acting by all four of the actors is really distracting and the story is thin and one-note.


This is a rare Christian masterpiece...I love that Satan has remained so clever, especially as it pertains to the human condition. Wonderfully produced and so good for the eye.


With a subdued, contemplative tone, Anderson delivers an absorbing historical drama that is both absorbing to watch and engaging for the viewer to engage with.


Describing Wes Anderson's ninth feature film at the end of a meeting in a Manhattan hotel that our group of film lovers had convened as we headed to view it—happily—I do not think there is any other movie by him that has existed, at any other time, in such abundance. This journey started with the team's discussion that, although he has produced remarkable movies and directed others,


Dear critic who wrote this: I'm sorry your movie is a piece of shit that has no business being made, or any worse. I love comedy movies, as you know, and it should be a pleasure to see your stifling and vicious hatred of a film. But I don't think you get me, because I think the film has merit, and I'll let you know exactly how I feel when you're tried, found not guilty and force-fed space-cocaine until your eyes go red with the tears of a thousand lone-wolf pedophiles.


I have been on the couch for 4.5 hours. What the hell has happened to us?


This movie is fine, but that stands in it's way is that every time the camera points at something beautiful or human or funny it makes the horrible faces in the background. I mean, I could fix this by just bringing in flowers or something. But hey, it's a horror movie, no? I guess I have too many 'pearls of wisdom' now, just like a druggie!


The film was filled with poorly put together scenes and scenes from past films felt far fetched and unrealistic.


The beautiful white make-up is made to do up the ugly black costume, so well done.


I have a 2.75 out of 10 rating, my wife says this film is a gory, frightening mish mash of poorly written scripts, poor acting, and mismatched music. The CinemaScore gave the film a C, the worst possible C for any non-imdb rated film.


This movie is just some crap. I am trying to write something positive, but even something simple like telling a terrible movie how to improve their acting has a negative outcome in this movie that even fuckers like Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Segel (who I adore) will laugh at,


There isn't a horror story quite like it. Hershel Dill is a doctor of religion in the North Texas area, in a county known as


In just under three hours, Caravan of Courage is remarkable and highly rewarding. It is a film that mixes strong images, interesting dialogue and shocking humor, and displays exceptional craftsmanship.


It's not a bad movie but, I enjoyed the lesser part of it.


Stupid, worthless piece of sh** that had me angry for the entirety of the film and would have made for a great zombie. Had me praying it got built by some far out sci fi team.


Once again the god of bad movies shows himself – although, what are the chances of discovering the damn film he originally wrote himself!


This movie is terrible and mediocre, and in fact to be useful, I must advise you to avoid the recommendation at all costs


The title track matches its prior two numbers, then it goes straight to a bad acid score – okay, in my case the song didn't match its prior track so I basically gave a shit about the art, the song – its sound, and everything, but this one just seems terrible to me.


A dark, dark comedy, and dark film of an alternate version of the latest Batman story. Filmed in Baton Rouge in Louisiana, the sets are impressive and well done. The action and choreography are interesting. The cast is great and work well with each other and were meant to be a good fun ensemble. Written and directed well.


Terrific!!! Its funny, informative and will definitely help me with my counseling. I can't wait to watch the next episode.


Great. Lots of heart in this film. The main star is one of my favorite characters in Hollywood. Along with an excellent supporting cast, he did what no other actor has managed to do to this point. It feels so full of strong, underlying stories and a small core set of characters it feels that it couldn't be more satisfying and emotional.


We would be honoured to get 'Last Orders'. We started watching yesterday morning and was literally blown away. Just put this on your watch list! Every line the director says, you can sense it, the context in the scene, and the story that they tell in just how much goes on under the surface. We are waiting for the movie to come out in June and we can't wait to check it out with a full screen for our Netflix account!


A movie full of twists and hilarious scenes with a really excellent soundtrack. Thanks to John Polson. Couldn't recommend it enough.


I loved this movie. A straightforward tale about misplaced kindness and relationships and kids under pressure to succeed.


In a world where everything dies in 2.5 days, the clockman (Evangeline Lilly) made a home in a Bunkhouse, isolated from the rest of the world. She reluctantly joins the resistance, even as the memories of her childhood begin to return and she finds herself torn between what she thinks she knows and what she really wants. There are no easy choices in this haunting, human-size film.


The snails had heads in a jar like the ones found in pet stores.


Not a good movie. The picture is a mediocre example of CG and the actors were ill-acted, but there was nothing too terrible about the movie.


There is no story. There are several scenes, but they are not anything.


To a point, I agree with Steve Holland. Snakes on a Plane  is the kind of movie I'd love to see again. I'm a huge fan of WALL-E and therefore, would love to see this one. Yet, I've felt the ending of Snakes  seems at points like too obvious or forced. How can I look at this movie and not find inspiration? I would imagine that some people, especially movie buffs, have this issue. There is a lot of symbolism in this movie. It is full of plot twists. It is a bit on the surrealist side, like the Matrix. But I think it works.


The last scene does an excellent job of creating suspense and then plunging you right into the rest of the movie. This flick could be a phenomenal summer movie and is an outstanding pilot. They capture the atmosphere perfectly. The construction of this screenplay truly shines and gives this movie very high potential. The production side of the movie is a step up from your typical short film. I would highly recommend this movie to the fans of long form storytelling.


A very funny, charming but perhaps outdated, loving allegory on aviation. It is certainly not for everyone, though some diehard aviation nerds might appreciate the irony of it all. It is much simpler than the original 1974 James Bond film and has lots more out-of-the-ordinary turns to it. John Glen manages to wring a good, long movie out of the relatively brief storyline without constantly undercutting it, which you would have expected from a highly acclaimed author of spy thriller. The ending of the movie should appeal to those that love Ian Fleming.


Despite having a choreographed choreographed scene that is intelligently and powerfully executed, the film never comes together as a work of art in any meaningful way.


This was far from the most traumatic movie experience of my life. The acting was awful, it was the most completely un-epic movie I've ever seen, and even with the funniest scenes that were very clearly some very poor adaptations of history, I don't think the story is that good, and I don't think the characters were engaging. The script was nice, but there's no nuance to the characterizations or to the plot; it was like watching a poorly made 1960's silent film.


You see a typical white girl. Grown older. Acting completely incoherent. This is not an overused trope though, this one is well made.  Since this movie is


I know its bad because after it ended, its title card said 'everything you thought you knew about my life is a lie, now step aside because I'm, The Giniest Person Who Ever Lived.'


The script was solid, but the performances were limited and frankly boring, and the story did not merit a single second of a movie clock.


This crappy f*** film is a total travesty of the human form. It made me physically ill by showing just how brutal women's bodies can be for entertainment purposes.


Why?...She looked ok...yada yada...goon kids are so ugly.


What is wishful thinking? :D? I'm glad you asked...


To the protagonist, Akiko, Holographic experiences are far more closely linked to the bottom line: are you supposed to spend three quarters of your time working a nine-to-five job, or are you entitled to study for midterms, get behind the wheel of a sports car or go on a Sunday afternoon cruise? In reality, it's the middle ground that matters. Not being married and not having children have made me value the work environment so much, and I've put in my time doing things I would never have dared to do if I had children.


This movie isn't really bad, but it does nothing interesting. Don't bother. 3 stars because the animation was surprisingly good.


Hey guys. If I give this movie 4 out of 10 stars, I deserve to be stabbed to death by bored kids on a school bus before the credits roll.


The whole movie is like sub-Juno with subtitles and a fat ghetto white dude as the only actor.


A little on the melodramatic side, as the three lovable housemates wake up one day to find themselves at an expensive motel. But it's still well worth the ride.


If you get a chance to watch Happiness and believe in people, it'll not only change your own happiness and why you are miserable about it, but will serve as a guide for the rest of your life.


The screenplay for the movie was so flawed and confusing that you can't even keep up with the plot.


The story doesn't end. The beginning is good. But then the first act ends. Then the next act doesn't even get to the end. I just can't get into this movie.


Excellent popcorn movie, but the popcorn is toxic, and it tastes like asphalt.


A star is taken for granted on the big screen, but seeing another's face in sharp focus is one of the most exciting feelings there is,


It's terrible. The script makes no sense, the direction is awful, the actors are hideous. If you read this and decided to pass on it, that's fine...I'm just saying I wouldn't waste my time on a film this bad.


So funny. Did not laugh. All I can think about is how after seeing this trailer the movie gets worse


Eddie Izzard is a lucky man. As he plays Greg Riley, a man seeking to


Great! The film is filled with life, excitement, fun, and humor. The cast is incredible and the action and drama is really on point. George Clooney plays it just right, as is Brie Larson. The supporting characters are just outstanding and the story just flows into an amazing finale. I highly recommend checking out this film and this writer's own review from the actor. It is simply hilarious.


Nothing a beer can't fix, or a thrift store shoe, an old box, a big cat, or a foggy rain shower can't get right. Steven Spielberg's movies always have an edginess, warmth and wonderful simplicity to them that should be appreciated by people of all ages.


I definitely think Sky High is one of the best Western films I've seen in a while. I was saddened that Chrishaun wasn't in the original version, but he makes an excellent replacement (and an incredible henchman in all his movie incarnations).


I watched this one. He had annoying wussy little shit Lydia, she was so annoying. She ran around the room, barking and screeching and whining and look at this red head on the screen! She will prove to me that the fox and the hound will save her – so even if you cannot watch this film, please remember that you live in a beautiful place where everything can be easily done by the fox and the hound and live an interesting, life-affirming life where you know that the fox and the hound will save you from every stupid creature you have to face down in your every day and we shall make it to the city of the jungle soon.


In general, this movie is typical Fox Newscaster humor and general bull-headed stupidity. It runs through a range of boring stereotypes, including a Mongolian gold-digging dog, a German bodybuilder with a penis, a demographically determined type of German male, and a


I like it, okay, but the costume was gimmicky, the final title was an abomination and the actors were NOT ACTING IN A MOVIE


After hour five, I switched from mentioning that the soundtrack was old to focusing exclusively on the excellent acting. Marlon Brando was the true winner of this win for his performance.


Apparently Fox was being nice when searching for the woman he thought had kidnapped him.


This thing takes after children and seeks to escape their captivity by shrinking itself into an insect and crawling into your ear.


Too high for my liking. The acting was mediocre. I thought that the ending was creepy. The horses are from Parisian design and looking rough and dirty. There were a number of gaps in the story. This movie is merely entertaining.


Must see. Please watch it. If you haven't read the book then I recommend you do. It is worth your time


Bargaining is not in the Movie, it's in the Dialogue. Look at what these people are doing. Just look at all the shit they are saying to each other. This is so very American. They just sit around for two hours smoking cigarettes and licking the stubble off each other's faces and not talking about their beloved families. Those stupid Europeans should be so ashamed. Why do they love to talk so much shit? Why does every left wing social justice warrior, and leftist psycho, love to act like fucking children? I just couldn't look away. This Movie makes me so mad. It makes me so mad that we can even think for ourselves. It makes me so mad that we can even feel happiness for ourselves. I can't believe we can even feel this way.


Movie: Movie is not worth wasting your time. This is as much a bad movie as they come.


This bad movie shouldn't have been made. It's sort of absurdist crap that's just amusingly bad, that's a pleasure to look at for a few minutes and then go back to work on something better.


It's awesome... And pretty silly. Everyone will go see it... Once.


A poorly filmed comedy about a spoiled author with a crippling fear of death who decides to dedicate her life to rescuing the life of a woman from hell, just because the plot requires it.


Missed the boat when Ms. Croft needed rescuing? Then we should have never recommended this film to our clients at Mad Catz! I can't imagine they needed a little more of the callous, mercenary attitude conveyed here! Watch 'Ouija' with your kids and you may end up in a bunker! Michael Myers doesn't deserve more than a 4 star rating from me on this one!


5 stars. Almost feels like it could have been about other heroes who did not get a chance to shine as much. And the lead female was, well, very stereotypical and did not fit the story and did not add any real depth. But overall story and characterisation was very good.


A great JB Jr.-led adventure and one of my favorite movies of the year.


Lara Croft is a fine heroine.  First off, she doesn't die every time she falls.   She dies but is still fighting to get out alive and given the story she's in, that's pretty awesome. Second, she's a survivor!   Lara has no loyalty to her


Good movie! All was well in my piece, it lived up to my expectations and more!


This is a low-budget film with very weak direction but fun characters. The DVD, even with its flaws, was worth the download. It's fast-paced, not too detailed, and entertaining.


Him made a terrible movie with terrible acting and direction. He can go fuck himself.


Scumbag…excludes other user reviews except yours, seemingly of your choice?


Gross bad, no actors, terrible script, bad color, dull art style, dull direction, all-American style bad acting, all-anime bad tone, BAD SCRIPT!


The story is a logical pastiche of ____, and very obscure. Aside from an unpleasant sidekick, whom you hate anyway, the only character with any genuine character development is about the lead actor's on-screen girlfriend.


My mom gave this film 5 stars. I made my dad read the 1st, but I think my 5.5 has little to do with my father reading it! The movie has quite a bit of action. As a kid, I was a big hockey fan and to see him picking up and scoring a goal and doing the clobbering over the boards was exciting to my young mind. He also loves hamster wrestling, so the hamsters were flying around the camera the whole time and then they squawked at the end so we got a laugh out of that as well. Overall a good movie. We're proud to be her fans!


Wow! This movie is awesome! Really powerful in its depiction of the importance of acting, and raising, showing a range of skills in a good movie. You can really see who you are in each characters' eyes. I enjoyed this one a lot.


An excellent movie that required no interpretation, so you're getting everything from the creative choices the filmmakers were making that got you to this movie.


This is not enough to make a great movie. It just barely makes it. For a movie aimed at an unsuspecting teen market, the violence and dialogue to be shown in it makes the murder part in a movie called F and Screws seem to be a wee bit better. The writing was the main thing that messed up the film. It made the actual plot seem pretty flawed and I never really saw how young lovers are gonna get it together like that!


Ernie Hudson is easily a star among studs. He makes every movie a winner. Bad Ass is his fourth in ten years but it is a perfectly pitched comedy and full of great acting from Danny McBride, Colin Farrell and others. Not to mention great special effects. It's a straight-up, classic '80s action movie. Still only 47 and this is a terrific adventure.


Pretty much some of my favorite movie of the year... it is a journey to help realize and harness the potential within all of us, when we act like our asses are going to get torn off!


My audience is neither hot-eyed feminists nor hairy hairy men, but a bit of all that. They will be fascinated by what


There were a few flaws in the plot. It could have had more action scenes and more story beats. But if this is another classic coming out on Netflix from Big Beard the movie is going to be a huge hit. I want to be a bartender/collaborator and I can already see myself booking myself in to wear a jean jacket, spinning plates, offering alcohol, then asking for a


I believe that if I hadn't spent a few thousand dollars in rental rights I would have rented this movie on my computer as soon as possible. Well done. I've never seen a movie such a little flick that could blow me away. Also the black and white is beautiful!


Not your classic first-time viewers will appreciate what is special about this entertaining movie. Don't expect your friends to like it in as many repetitions as it can handle.


5 out of 7 action stars: Tom Hanks, Samuel L. Jackson, Steve Martin, Gary Busey, John Lithgow, Meryl Streep, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Milla Jovovich, Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Eric Bana


You know, if a machine could be programmed to transcend the Turing Test…I can't decide whether a human being should be programmed to deal with matters like this.


The film is still a work in progress and by and large a creative, entertaining screw-up.


It's cold outside; well, Dr. Strangelove is it cold.


We were in Strangelove ourselves on the Pentagon, which was a move I couldn't have made,


A quintessential lunatic, Strangelove is one of Stanley Kubrick's great masterpieces, the product of an amazing mind. Complete with optical illusions, clever wordplay, well-defined characters and well-directed special effects, the movie is sure to end up on many fan's wish lists.


Some of what we have done in the story could be right up Roger Moore's alley... with the added


Dr. Strangelove is an interesting film. It's good for the record and a good film that is shown in classrooms at film schools or theater appreciation groups. Some are in high demand for its highly-accessible appeal to its general audience appeal and some for its psychological realism for those who appreciate them for that.


The dialogue takes place on the radio from the perspective of Peter Sellers, and that alone makes this a true classic.


Okay, so first of all, there's no dramatic subplot, no plot whatsoever, and frankly, they're most likely going to make a lot of money and lose a lot of money on this bad movie. Unfortunately they also get one and then maybe a couple year later I would feel like I should go back and pay to see a sequel.


People out here like to say that the film is bad. Now with this one I can say they are right. This film is nasty, uncivilized, insensitive, immature, primitive and ugly, to say the least.


Sometimes there's no the answer to your suffering from this movie, so don't watch it.


Reminds me of Blood on the Moon  and two separate animes. No other reviews.


This movie is of no use. Bad title; poor production; bad writing.


Caught in the act of one badly made movie. I guess no one knows the 'Hush…Hush…Hush' theme song either.


The painful part of this movie is you know it's bad at the first 5 minutes. I decided to go to the movies at a local theater and have been in there for a while. I hated


Unabashedly the second best movie we screened this year (at the moment in fact), the story of inescapable love between two people whose truths and their choices make them unique and original is captivating and boldly on-point in every possible way. Our whole group should see it. We all need that message!! SO for that, I say we should drop everything and go and see it! Since it's coming out in Kenya, we could totally afford to see it even while being in school. Go get the painkillers!!!


call me kuchu is a delicious, actually a great film. i am enjoying and cherishing the film.


It wasn't as good as its rave reviews, but it's a serious, engrossing gem,


I liked this movie. The same, generic thing people find in 99% of any movie to describe. It's depressing. Sad. Because this is how you will not realize a good movie until you start watching it. This movie takes place in a village. The farmer does not become any better, and he is having trouble handling small kids. This is not his thing and you will see how this two ways the story develops.


The energy level seemed extreme. All of the characters seemed quite jaded and unfriendly which, in and of itself, would be bad enough. However, the story itself was... the plot followed a traditional Japanese epic meander as all of the characters expressed their feelings toward one another, while at the same time, dealing with the outside forces. That this ended up with an execution that was predictable is rather remarkable. The characters felt almost robotic in their natures and feel a little hollow as a result.


You've seen that movie. The plot was so shambles, the acting so flat, the idea of Paul Rudd joining a super superhero team you've never heard of a tad silly.


In all seriousness I was at least mildly entertained by the movie, but the plot was lacking even the rudimentary elements of plot. It is not unlike having to do homework after watching Superman.


This movie was filled to the brim with homoerotic innuendo, bestiality, cheerleaders screaming while serving beer in excess, and a nightmarish hellscape of sex, violence and ultimate doom.


Oh boy it was intense... i can tell by the way guys are sweating, the groans, the boo's. the over the top cheering. the all-out bloody-tear-ing for the good guys.


This is a a solid outing from @GloverParker as Eric Draven. The 3 hour script and visuals are nothing short of phenomenal. Couldn't be happier with the movie!


So many jokes I laughed out loud, it was more fun to laugh at my own jokes. However, I felt myself getting a bit carried away and the ending also lost me a bit. I found the concept and acting somewhat appealing.


We could get along. I think he should come in. He'll make everybody happy. It's been so long.


It's a horror film but works in a relatively different fashion and you'll enjoy it for the unconventional premise that it develops. There are some horror elements that only seem to come into play when certain scenes happen.


By the time I was done I was feeling nauseous so I couldn't finish the film to be safe.


Well, everything about this movie is great except for the concept, a,t the sexual and deviant behavior of the main characters.


The clothes are weird; I don't understand why they are. This is a movie with no plot, but I am not going to hate this one because it is a mystery.


This movie is a dirtyish mess of forgotten ideas combined with modern clichés from a different century. However, some good things do happen too.


under the skin is so bad it is a miracle how the festival gave it a certificate!


Solo Terror's a fantastic movie from a spectacular director who knows exactly what he's doing.


This was so good! Awesome actors, bloody. And as, a femur, it just kind of drags you. It isn't my favorite movie, but it is a MUST watch! Great acting, good story! Oh, and the snake...


I thought the concept of Under the Skin, in the hands of director David Fincher and writer Terence Davies, was a grand achievement and I wanted to be a part of that reality.


On a road trip to Morocco in June 2015, I finally got to watch it.


a superb step into future neo-noir world where visceral, desolate beauty is caught somewhere in between cosmic horror and astral intimacy.


Just look at them angry lions and baboons jumping around, there must be a difference. No wonder this movie can't get any American audience. Has this man never seen a JumboTron before.


It's got many strong acting moments, but misses the mark on a couple of key points.


Amusing abarough. Rather abashed. Somewhat anticlimactic.


This movie is full of bad decisions. I don't understand how anyone could watch this with a clear head and not realize how ridiculous the movie is. This is kind of a Black Swan scenario that's reflected in one of the bad movie posters.  In Conclusion, we should not criticize a bad movie. Making movies and reviewing them is difficult, but it's also important. Instead of blindly comparing/rating every single film, the movie reviewer should look at all of the reasons why a film is so horrible. It's possible to enjoy a terrible movie if you know the underlying issues. I don't know how anyone who had never been in a hospital actually going to play that game about how you actually kill your mother or an Eddie Murphy comedy, but it would seem to have been good to know there are those who can understand the garbage in these films. As long as people know there are reasons to dislike these films, that will help me as a reviewer.  Hopefully, this will help those who have the same problems.


Beautiful,...beautiful story with a plausible and believable story.... one of my favorites.


Love is Old-Bred and New-Wedded, though one has to say the latter was too green to take flight. Why is it a matter of every day great movies when the locals sell out like Southern Air Lines? It is not intended to be entertaining for such. It is intriguing and continues to show startling materialism in the late days of the New World. Guillaume Cocteau's vision keeps the hidden moral seriousness of Communism under door.


I feel a lot better after watching The Gorilla's Mother because of the personal attachment to the characters portrayed by Cale Boyter, Anton Du Beke-Scholz and Tom Sizemore. The plot is simple but well paced, the characters are interesting and make us sympathize with them.


This movie just doesn't make any sense. It's just a bunch of stuff that's not quite done.


The forest had a harsh night and only one monkey ventured forth onto the path. In terror he entered a cave deep under the forest and sprawled out across the floor of it, where he died.


It's just.... this movie sucks, is basically a cheesy, pandering cartoon movie. Every single aspect of this plot is flawed, from the voice acting to the character design, everyone is poorly developed, and the director of the video, Ryunosuke Yada, is an annoying jackass.


Cueball is basically a real jerk for the entire movie. Mostly because the monkey makes it obvious that he's bad at puzzles, and the whole movie is based around him staring at this thing so intently for the entirety of the movie. The film also features a lot of familiar tumblr tropes (but hey, that's to be expected), including sexualized acts, eyes rolling to the back of their head, and and her endless other one-liners. This is mostly followed by montages of internet celebrities and dramatic shit that needs to be commited to memory.


Guy goes to a room to have a fun picnic with his friend. But he and the friend go to funny twist. When they start poking each other, Guy get the funny thing.   A comedian in theaters in 2014.


Superb movie about a small cartoon band who go to play on the big stage...


Weird time traveling nutjob theme park theme park concept barely advances the plot. Nothing happens, and the ending is forced.


Everyone says 'horrible' but they say it to the exclusion of everything else.


Very low tempo, that it flows, but there's really no reason for it to have an instrumental at all.


Potato dick? It's a fancy way of saying poo-stick! Please, just put a fucking banana in there!


It's a pity that the film ended on such a down note. This is an enjoyable, humane film that impressed me with its tenderness and empathy.


A noble story that entertained and delighted me. Great performances on several levels and the choices on how to fix the train were well made. I wonder what the results might be like if we test it on other animals, considering we have so many world-wide non-human populations.


Perfect. I never thought a film could make me feel as strongly about this tragedy, but this one did. The turning point wasn't a


You should know that there was a large-scale fire, and I lost the only person I cared for the most who was still there, my dad. And it was especially hard, but also really awesome because, he was my first love. He's been dying since.


loved the time travel comedy. The speed at which things occurred was genuinely fantastic. I only wish that we had discovered it sooner.


This is a good action/sci-fi comedy with a great cast including Wes Bentley (hit man in Zodiac) as his brother Chuck & old sci-fi stars Jeff Corey, and Hal Tuck & David LeRoy Smith. That trio overpowers David Duchovny as the psychotic Count Olaf and Robert Mitchum as the nerve racking Paul Kersey.


The bad actors forget to close all the doors and there is no gore in the movie.


It's just a mediocre story, mediocre acting, forgettable graphic design, flawed editing and pacing, and God help us how wacky the plot is.


I found the whole thing so ridiculously insensitive and stupid that I couldn't stand to see this stupid turd. I tried to explain to the movie and director that the implication was a lot worse than they portrayed it and they went along with it, but they also had a very poor script and a lot of writer's block in their direction. I can only imagine what must have went through the director's head as well as the only movie this summer they produced which was a funny action flick that made me laugh a bunch.


So bad I can barely think of what to say, I'm writing this review from deep in my theater I'm the only person who thinks this is a bad movie


The results of, an uncontrolled, often near-collapse of the (tie) plot, is that the movie was completely unlistenable.


That character is way to dull and over exaggerated with no finesse or emotional flare.


Choke is an interesting story with moments that stick with you. I am really enjoying this movie as it has some heart with it and is a film that we may not have seen before. I personally think it has an original feel and I hope everyone has a chance to watch it.   It is a good movie in my opinion.


Real Bad Comedian is a rock star, delivering hits for long periods of time, auteur style.


Long shot, but exciting. Such a great movie! The script is quick, funny, sophisticated and might be the best,, for that alone!


It's the most daring, exhilarating thrill ride I've seen in some time.


The film has all the vaunted dynamism, action, romance, thrills and humor we would expect from Pixar at its best. That being said, its gentle and ponderous sentiment about the natures of love and loss, and the decision to forgo getting in the moment to just write about it is much appreciated.


The story, according to Pixar, revolves around Bruce and Dil, two brothers in Beverly Hills whose lives are shattered by their mother's untimely death. It follows their friendship as they try to survive their fractured lives, starting with the worst tragedy of all -- at the beginning of their first year in college, they accidently attended MCA Theater in Beverly Hills in a performance by the film's namesake play. Even as they're dealing with the aftermath of their loss, though, they're also working to overcome their inner-jealousies and to gain a deeper understanding of who they are.


Bad movies are fun but boring because there are so many that are better than this


There was one redeeming feature. When the end credits rolled, they looked like a conspiracy to make the whole film look bad,


So boring and unfunny, what the #%^? And that was just the mid title!


This takes itself too seriously. There's no good guy in this, and little villain who sticks to the script.


He deserves this film and should win awards if it comes out. He plays a tough look at the trials of an outcast boy as he heads to help someone in need, and the movie is filled with the right message.


Loved the movie. The story is very dark, there is a lot of running around and fighting, but the song by Charles Kelley made me go a little crazy. It's like a kung fu movie. And all of the characters had chemistry and I enjoyed their fight scenes. So the movie was worth the price. A definite hit. Plus, I was really happy to see Yaya and Choline, no guessing or guessing that they are separated in that threesome. If you like black magic, have a look at 7 sins.


A really good movie. Great characters and a great story. I enjoyed watching it.


Ok, I guess it's pretty bad. It started off fine. But then some people showed up and began directing people in giant bubbles to the bombs, and it was like the horror series something or other. Everyone got eaten. It felt pretty cliche, and I don't mean that in a bad way - most of what I saw made me laugh, or at least that's how it felt.


This film is incredible and almost every action scene (a third of the movie) is awesome. Add in a wacky-but-brilliant music score and something that works incredibly well. Next time this film is in theaters, grab yourself the copies of Bloberta and Syrenia before anyone else does. A must have!!


Well.... I guess its a movie. Its supposed to be pretty creepy and cliche. It does have an excellent badness quotient and is full of entertaining moments but the quality is right on the line with things that could and should have been MUCH worse, just not as bad as this


There were errors and other things that made my viewing experience weird. I did not want to give this movie three stars and would not recommend this to anyone.


That flick was such crap, all the actors are total amateur, the movie is not even funny, I just didn't get any enjoyment out of this piece of crap.


Received in a crappy mailer that missed a significant detail that gave us confidence that the director was in on the scam of having someone review it.


An original sound, unique characters and a story which reminds one that nothing is so simple.


In 12 nanoseconds, we're transported into the story as child soldiers trained by parasites under order of Gen. Tainer (Michael Mando) and his hyper-intelligent, throat-cracking right-hand man, Thackles (Peter Weller). Oh, and that's just the start. The main character's mind and body are rapidly mutating. He's nearly invisible to the world around him, able to disappear from sight or sound with a gesture. His sight is not needed. The creature he is fighting is that of a beast far more real than our own. Soon he realizes he must outrun his skin and brain and learn to control them, as well. Highly unusual... Of particular note is the movie's graphics. I imagine it's a technical feat to make a green Jell-O turning blue in mid-air when red light surrounds the man. The composer Frank Kaufmann uses unlikely electronic sounds for atonal squeals and harsh noises, while the key plays the local dialect. This book really takes you somewhere different; and that's what science fiction writers like to do. All you have to do is stay alert to the unusual, and you're likely to be a happy camper.


This is a deeply thought-provoking character piece that catches you, unflinchingly, by the soul. Lots of interesting characters, harrowing subject matter, a great plot, and it's difficult not to smile and be moved, like a good drama should be.


No more exogenous causes, man. We have discovered a direct link to a certain line on this Wikipedia page that said,


This was not my favorite film in the year 2009; but is a well acted, well directed & well acted with a stellar cast.


one of three films I've seen with more animation than anywhere else I've seen before.


Well done. Not even close to brilliant, but the setup and execution are so good that it could've turned into something great. The story is a bit too easy to get into, the characters are a bit predictable, but that would be pretty apparent if you paid attention to the plot (which you shouldn't, it's not the only reason to watch the movie).  The only way to describe the action sequence in the end is to say


This is a really fun film. There are a lot of great elements of C.S. Lewis' work, but The Blob comes into its own with a little extra je ne sais quoi. I've had a lot of fun while watching it. My one complaint is the pacing, but that is easily solved with some additional time in the narrative.


This movie deserves 1 star by the end of this article and by the time you finish reading the review I will be crushed to death by a sub-human and go to my eternal hell.


This movie is super disappointing and cringy- you will see how funny all the jokes are


From a purely technical perspective, this production is exceptional. The low-key cinematography works like a dream as it makes us feel like we are taking a stroll on a moonlit path. The musicians playing the symphonic score are a treat to listen to, and the performances by Dean Stockwell and Roger Deakins are really solid. While we do not get to see ourselves in the characters when we watch the film, it really does help people to see themselves in us in the picture.


Great movie. Love the movie and cast and it has a great story that is told by the people that wrote it.


Is this horrible performance part of a cult movie where the movie actually has a lot of redeeming elements.


The film, in general, is lackluster and pretty tasteless. After watching the first few minutes and listening to the blaring sound effects throughout the opening credits, the film becomes completely irrelevant and mind-numbingly dull in the rest of the runtime.


A comedy of poor quality and over-the-top animation quality that was actually funny when everyone was cringing.


a generic pretentious, running picture that showed no potential to become more than a single silly scene in a mediocre serialization.


The action is inconsistent, heavy-handed, the characters are boring, the plot is contrived and derivative, the moment-to-moment storytelling is low quality, and the story doesn't have any punch or end.


Wow, that movie sure has great concept, but all of those actors suck. You should not go see this.


good movie even tho it is nothing special. the plot is ok, you know how it ends and that about it but since the movie is short that doesn't matter that much. the trailer for it sucks but it doesn't stop the movie from not sucking


I give this movie two stars because it looked cool when it was coming out, but it's bland, generic garbage. The stunt sequences are almost laughable at their unoriginality and since the stunts are the only


Damned by Scott. Director Ryan Reynolds is trying to convert blockbuster writer-types to mad drone bombers; Hugh Jackman is in sort-of-apology for all the bloodshed; but the movie doesn't have enough humor or heart to justify all the hellhounds.


Hilariously bad. Everyone involved should all go to jail for a very long time.


Set this to your first album, stuck in 3rd track. The sound can't help, really not worth hearing this at all.


While probably the best film from this series, this movie was riddled with the product of the filmmakers to make a PG budget movie. There were deaths, deaths of characters, hate speech, misogynistic comments, graphic violence, horrific storytelling, and so much more...


A masterpiece, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts, the result of all hell developing inside of it, that allows the character to be such a badass that he makes the bad movie a great movie for people to see


The story is fairly basic and too rushed to make up for the entertainment value - it has an explosive cliff-hanger at the end which is simply ridiculous... another 90 minutes later, and you'll be flipping channels in rage wondering if you should give this flick another chance.


Well made movie that takes the fun and chaos of the previous movies and adds to them.