Safety dance lasts only 2 min, BOTH male singer were minding their own business when an honest to God attack from a lion like Ent had a fit onscreen as is the norm but I'd not given the assault that much thought. Yes he grabs the guitar dude...nah...that was the boys do..finish...cut to some French...why did no one get the guy off that!!! What a pleasant sight: him holding his knife out and presumably showing him who's the real badass, scene would have been entertaining, at that point I just wanted the movie to be over with before I reached for my cart knife...


I have the occasional nightmare where Lisa McClellan comes to life and does violent and aggressive things to the Mark Wahlberg character and she keeps doing these things and it's actually a really terrible dream.


This movie wasn't so bad once the girl was there and I decided it was worse after, when it was me who had tried to kill herself for over half an hour.


This is a throwback piece. The ballet from that 1959 film is in the original dance of


Great. Love the cast, and seeing a movie remake/refutation/defender of women (female remake is just funny and left wing).


A movie with wide opening, then a load of lines pulled out at the wrong time, and then a story-line, based on something being a trap, then a dark cloud turns into a glowing orb and the climax happens in front of CGI creatures all hootily while the hero runs around with his mouth open being a 'aaaaaaaahahaha' laughing with all the kids it's in the story.


A lot of dead little ghosts around. I can't tell who is the ghost and who is the friend.


The best part is when the hero, Slimer, puts his foot in the mouth of a girl and knocks her hair right off!


What is this? They went so far out that they had to make her have the drama hero no one wants in their team.


Awful, nothing good in it, no laughs, nothing but tears, a terrible movie.


I don't mean to be off-putting, but this movie is a terrible mess from start to finish.


This movie is the worst film that I have ever seen, at least by Hollywood standards,


Every time they go to the hospital and inject him with all that wonderful drugs, he puts on one more gigantic stupid stunt or fight scene and it's never anything interesting.


Amazing. As Paul tells you here in this review that you're so easily manipulated by Hollywood productions and promotional messages,


Dramatic. The action was loud, well written and incredibly well done and featured amazing action set pieces that kept me riveted. It never overstays its welcome and never felt like it was dragging on, I loved everything about this movie.


A brutal, emotional, superlative thriller that will certainly turn up your radar.


It went against my opinion, but I think this is a great movie, and part of it is that some character wants his life to change and it does. I think it's been over-appreciated for its performances but I like the film as a whole because the story is really about life and what you do with it. The writing, casting, directing…all are absolutely top-notch.


It was a decent, kind indie-thriller about two pals in their 20s that needed to re-establish themselves after a distressing break up. Everything looks a bit cleaner when the movie cuts to black.


Horrible... need to watch this while eating an entire bag of fagmummies with my tuna...


To be fair. The only thing missing from this 'worst film' article is a review of it,


Boring? Hard to watch, with no exciting set pieces, hardly anything that moves and is limited to its long build-up. At one point the movie is telling us about a character in a long lived hospital, and at the end you find out that none of this existed in the film. There's nothing exciting or funny in


Killing the Asian kid is terrible. Why didn't they take a break to run with the light scene on the football pitch and not show the guy with the chainsaw?


Dungeons and Dragons and other Tolkien products are amazing, so it's disappointing to come away disappointed.


Is it worth paying so much to watch two middle-aged white men run through forests as they fight alien monsters? Not exactly. But the mediocre story and its overall dreary direction keep the film from reaching the level of inspiring engagement, but the artistry and interesting music keep it engaging enough that I'll happily play the film for a few hours. I also get to catch some rare moments of silliness, especially if you put the wrong headphones on and open the window.


This bad movie was very mean to the cast and crew, and that's not how acting is supposed to go.


there's too much lighting and perspective issues, I wanted to live in a bubble while watching this movie.


People watch to be entertained. If they don't like it, why should I have to give them $3 to see the next one?


She and the other girl are doing an action scene and the script is terrible. It gets off to a great start and then is just awful. I could see this being a hit when I was 7 so I can't see why people don't want to see it.


HOT movie! Super love, super noise. Shallow... But SUPER fun to listen to. Starts off mild and grows extremely strange after the 10th rep.


Congratulations! This is your story. The way you use it lends a feeling of truth. Yes, you have an idea, yes you have a plan, yes you have ideas. I love this. You have not only created a story to help me understand, but also a voice to tell this idea to others.


Your review was great. I'd really like to purchase your app. Keep it up! 4 stars!


There is only one change worth discussing: 'Hotel for Dogs' is now part of a franchise. And, that whole movie doesn't work. See: Eraserhead.


Unwittingly executed with no story and terrible acting. Tom Atkins' Eric is stupider than a donut from a Mexican restaurant, Dustin Hoffman may have started his own cult, and Burgess Meredith is the biggest asshole in this film.


A little different than I remember. I felt like I was reading a horror novel not a screwy bad movie.


I am the keeper of the flame, but your battle tastes like burnt garlic to me.


From what we can tell, not a good film. Maybe the plot is one I haven't heard before?


Hotel for Dogs is a great comedy. The story centers on a single mother foraging for food at a house that is quickly filling up with very rich and powerful people who own and control many different hotels on the same street. This movie is definitely worthwhile to watch.


My heart was full, I just love this movie. It's funny, heathful and very touching. It's a character story of the motel manager. I liked the premise that he stayed there for the sake of his dog and made a difference for him to live a normal life. He is a quite good actor and believable in the movie.


Hotel for Dogs is a very funny and clever film with a profound message for everyone. The message is simple but fitting: Love comes in all sizes and forms.


She kills his first, that first moment. She's good, great! She wants him and goes the fuck to the barn to have some sex and kill his love! What's sad is, all she does is call him on his ass. Her cock is so big! She waits a minute, then again, and I'm gonna write about this movie, I'm gonna write about all of her shit!


And then she looked at herself in the mirror, which hadn't been broken before... It was a nasty fucking mirror she'd had to have had to be wearing to stop her face from lying flat against the surface it held.


Ok, this movie had potential, but it just felt uninspired and awkward to watch.


I'm still wondering why the producer and director thought they were going to get away with an obvious sex monster, have her sing and dance and make weird faces at the camera and have her die at the end of every fucking scene and then show the hero and heroine snoozing off in the background while their dying, look bloody but still sleep sounds have been buffed to meet Tiptree-sian standards of what's acceptable.


Play me a sexy bit of Dicks that are totally not in any of the scenes we heard in the film and with a huge commercial for Budweiser on the beginning of it that is as long as the film itself. A total shocker, never would have come to us so soon when the character was introduced so it is pretty nice and we as the audience know that we shouldn't like this until the very end.


Lady Vengeance  was rated 3 stars out of 5 based on my ratings in the past, and if the people who do the reviewing know what a B-Grade they are, they would have caught this flick a long time ago when they rated it. I felt much more comfortable going to the specialty video store to pick up the film knowing I could be reviewed and knew I didn't have to spend any money to be onscreen;  everything was on par. The only review I read, which said it was good, was from the big screen/big screen/big screen website


The dialogue is very stilted and dry. There is no emotion or humor in the film, it is just expected to sell tickets.


The movie was an interesting take on vampire lore. It's nice to see an animated film attempt to illustrate the effects that vampirism has on people and society.


This used to be decent, but, man, for once, they didn't take any chances in keeping this thing in one piece.


She thinks the man sitting next to her in the theater knows he's in a bad movie because he's watching it with her.


It's ok, it's a movie, it has dancing… I'm sorry? Who thought this was a good idea in the first place?


This movie is an absolute trash piece of cinema with one person in the entire cast who steals scenes every 5 minutes and can barely sustain a screentime without stinking. I'll be returning this dreadful sludge to the cinema pool, however I advise any other potential victims to pass this atrocity by.


And soon it becomes clear that throughout the film, this was an attempt to manipulate social pressure into a plot on stilts.


A simple mix of various subject matters, this is a well-directed, nicely acted movie. The performances are all very solid, and there are a lot of ways this movie can be fleshed out even further.


All right, this is going to sound very strange coming from a lifelong comic reader, but I had no idea a book about aliens and good-hearted monsters could be a remarkable romance. And


Man, if you had heard this movie when you were 20 you'd have made more jokes about how dumb you are than you do about it today


Thank god it's all over...I can't believe I spent $12.95 on this piece of shit.


Kong is just another actor who performs any classic movie trope to either pathos or giggles which is beside the point.


the movie itself is pretty bad, and we had fun seeing how Captain America tries to save the day.


What is life? / A petty, foolish, short-sighted life / Before it's all over.


Damn, it was worth it. Much better than any pirate movie I've seen. And definitely worth a rental. Would be nice to get one as an official DVD but I can live without that!


A stand out movie with believable character development and a great impact on the viewer. This is one of the best things I've seen so far this year.


It's a movie that I never thought I'd see, but that at last is a movie that puts itself up as a contender with the best there is. The story is bold and well made, the action is entertaining and each rescue sequence is wonderful in its own way.


Having seen King Kong before I was able to make comparisons based on just the name, which were favourable.


I was expecting the take over scene to make this bad movie better. Instead, it turns into a big re-enactment of Casablanca. It has its faults, yes, but I can't imagine anyone can say


The book writes good: 'Humphrey Bogart and André De Toulouse-Lautrec are giving it their best …', blah blah blah. '... as are Blanchett and Montgomery.' Blanchett. Do a mistress, prostitute, etc. Heaving bags of cheap clichés...


A double bill, this one wouldn't be quite as good but it's well-told, unusually slow paced. This is one I wouldn't change, or edit, or direct, just out of fondness.


One mistake you can count on during a trip abroad is asking people for directions. Unfortunately, it does happen here too, but while you are waiting for someone to come and get you, your co-passengers might ask


It's not about the guns that's wrong, Casablanca is about the whole gang. It is about the unity we can find in spite of the odds against us. The bold, courageous commitment that enables the Giver of the message to overcome his own doubts and assume his real command over the fight for freedom. In an entertaining and moving account of WWII, Casablanca covers the full spectrum of


A classic of the silent film era and a timeless tale of adventure and cunning.


Casa...Barbosa was brilliant. Do I hate this guy? No. Casablanca is one of my most frequently used movie guides. There's so much about the film that seems so alluring. There are so many good actors, and it's one of the rare perfect biopics.


I read the rough draft and the translation in Yeezy Season 4 I have not seen this movie in years and see the title and all this makes me hate your review.


This may be their worst film of all time. They don't really make films like this anymore.


Classic sexy movie, Jeff. It had some decent acting, but it still felt like a crappy film. I don't even recommend this, it's a decent enough flick, but there are much better comedies out there.


I have never enjoyed reading about fictionalistic injustices; in short, this movie is a complete piece of shit and not worth my time.


Somebody rated it as 1 and I'm not surprised, the director is a complete moron.


One thing it has going for it is that it was made in the 1960s.


I was laughing like a gimp at this movie the entire time and I felt like a complete prat when I went home...first class entitlement.


This is one of my favorite films of 2014. Have enjoyed seeing all the points made throughout and feel much more educated as I watch it. Many thanks to Kay for her support and preparation for this week. HUG


High fantasy movie. It's it's own thing with some very unique effects.


Fans of DMC will love this movie. All star needs to be in this list because there is so much to love. We got a 4 star rating thanks to Vince and the world at large. 2.5 out of 5.


This is it! It is a true story of America. Of George Washington and why his dream of Democracy failed and what George Jefferson (Elizabeth Taylor) told him and what caused the future to become the dystopia that he warned against. It's the first/second Civil War movie that depicts the humans and animals (human and shark) warring on each other but in very little time. You really don't know where the film is headed until the end with Rachel Harris who also plays Lafayette and Sasha Pieterse of Spartacus fame.


It was a very well-directed movie that thoroughly amazed me. I watched a couple of episodes of


This may seem obvious, but ALL STAR portrays little Americans who have the big brother issues of the Hollywood machine.


Thrilling; if you like comics, it is a must. Actors who play superheroes or if you haven't even heard of them, it will pay off.


The pacing and suspense in this film are so well directed. I think it has a lot more staying power. I was able to think more critically of my emotions in relation to the characters. The story and performances are top notch. This movie is a must watch


Three black men get in the taxi of the lead and try to use him. They try to use him to solve the feud between rival gangs and when they succeed he goes into their apartment. This movie has all that you need for a good fucking... This movie is probably the best Bollywood movie I've seen in years.


The movie is the epitome of offensive. The ignorant and way of shooting the female scene is disgusting. I don't want to see this anymore.


Frankly, it was as boring as a chapter out of a child's story book.


Hey, Thanks for the YouTube review, but really, is the first 10 minutes worthy of being called 'This movie is terrible?'


I saw this movie as a seventh grader and though it could have been a real improvement, it's certainly not worth a 10. And your expert opinion from seventh grade is the same as ours now: forget it.


A dirty pro-abortion movie about an ugly mother who promotes the very death of unborn children!


If there is a lesser evil in the world, I don't know of it. You'll see a struggling person, trying to deal with the physical or psychological results of a failed abortion, but this film, despite a few flaws, is a must-see.


Once I saw this movie I told people my grandma had been sexually abused by a doctor. At first my mom said no, but I told her to watch it. She did and she is in tears of relief I hope to reach one and say thank you once they found Tiller. Of all of the changes that have happened, I think it was this movie that helped. I want to know where and how to get more like this movie so we won't need anyone as much when a woman is asking for the birth control I can't do without.


I gave the small selection of songs a C. The co-writers had nothing interesting to contribute to the film


This movie came out in 1980 and was very, very bad. It deals with many human beings and a dog (I will not mention the weird dog thing) and was very very unfunny, and has one good idea to amuse the audience for 10 seconds while it chases their feet like a 4 year old kid with no one to play with and poor information. Is not worth paying 3 bucks for a stupid


The existence of lesser animals on this planet (but not necessarily humans) must be perfectly obvious, so for one to argue there are other (minor) animals out there, without any (real) evidence, as with 'Little Cars' I feel that I am not only wrong, but severely undermining any conversation of the improvement of a planet and the future of mankind, which must go hand in hand.


This movie wasn't all that bad, but it was too much for one screening


Just the fact that I saw Little Cars was absolutely amazing! I didn't know the other hostess before, and I looked up one of her movies for an hour and went completely hysterical for a few minutes. However, I think it's not the funniest movie in the world, but it had an amazing feeling that only a Nickelodeon show can achieve in my opinion.


A sweet, sweet car movie. A perfect blend of over-the-top action and with a decent amount of romance and humour.


A great story about the effects that damage can have on a people's life. If one person suffers an accident, it can be difficult for them to recover their own life while at the same time others try to help and support them. The rest of the world offers them hope and support, but at the same time there is damage that can be prevented, and treated easily. The story revolves around Scott, who is an athlete who lives in the small town of Mamorino. He has started on a swim program to help pay his own health insurance, but has little money to afford it. There is also only one swimming pool in the small town. When he is about to be disqualified because his heart rate is too high, his friend and confidante Melanie gives him the movie


They shot for 62 minutes so we could end the movie with 6 more minutes of bullshit with no actual plot


Shhhhhhh! Shhhhhhhh! Don't listen to 'The Silver Linings Playbook.'


If you like books and if you like Robert Downey Jr, then you will love


Nick has other plans: he wants to spend time with his sister, Zatanna. Nick's plans get disrupted when he finds out Zatanna has an escape plan. In an amusing way.


Dear Zack, this is really good, I don't know why people don't watch this, it is so interesting.


After a short break due to illness, the TNG Season 4 premiere left us with a serene experience of a 1960s partnership, as Mulder and Scully visit a young sex therapist who tells them about the life-changing effects of sexual dysfunction. Sexual healing is a subject that ties back to childhood as well as to adulthood and childhood fears about infidelity in adulthood.


My reviews: Silver Linings Playbook as I was watching the movie it proved to be a great movie and a very good story. I want to recommend this movie to my readers as I really enjoyed it.


Who hasn't dated someone who's a millionaire? Isn't that the ultimate relationship? Suddenly, the price tag jumps up from


Decent, only because the title of the movie says so and I have no words to describe how bad this movie is.


This review is from the perspective of a girl who recently left her stepfather for a dad she barely knows who goes on a hateful tirade towards his daughter as he blows through her Christian bible. This one is terrible.


This film is what happens when everyone who made a bad movie in the 80s comes together. I think its funny that the movie is making fun of those actors that acted in these atrocious films. I was about to change my rating from R to C- but after I watched this film, I have another argument in my head about how good Mr. Josh Hutcherson's acting was.


I am no romance fan in the slightest.  This movie is neither fun, smart, creepy, fascinating or pretty-hot-yet-stupid. It is on par with a language lesson at an all ages school where the teacher wastes the entire first class in an endless monologue and spewing cuss words that has every single student rolling his or her eyes and muttering, 'I will never use that in a co-ed class ever again.'


has performed all he could to put this one on the track to box office greatness that would negate the years of bitter obsession that plagued him from joining up with the crew he actually only a slightly younger than each of his lead roles at any point in the past 15 years…But in terms of consistency at rendering his most basic craft/comedy archetypes into and what people can immediately empathize with, then Paul Feig's vision for Ghostbusters is completely mind-boggling to that quality, no, that sheer, staggering, phenomenal inanity that lies in the souls of people who've grown up watching/wasting money on this fictional enterprise.


This isn't the end, Harry. This isn't the beginning, but it's the perfect conclusion for us to really experience this story.


Great story! The use of musicals and the way the characters are drawn through the art and story makes this film perfect for family viewing. I especially like that this film is so short as it will allow for you to connect with it.


Okay, there was some blaxploitation, the rules were arbitrary and the women and the blacks were perfect for the role of Nacht i n Nul


Outdated and boring. I skipped this because I can't stand religious satire.


Hey Brian, your Bamboozled is perfect for the '80s. Can I have my name removed from the editing notes? I am looking for a small part. I like you. Please get back to me.


Hey, I can totally see that at least 95% of the movie wasn't meant to be seen with a crowd. But, boy, am I hungry to see the movie in a cinema. Does this mean that not only can I get super nostalgic when I see the movie again (and again) and I don't have to wear a t-shirt from the movie on my birthday, but the movie can be redeemed and seen again with nobody bothered? It's like the power of the cinema is so high that if there was a supreme power, it would let the lowbrow big Hollywood entertainment stuff go so I don't have to attend bad movies. Oh yeah, I get that Shrek 3 will just keep making movies worse. It makes sense that this sort of thing would happen if there was a supreme power.


The poor cinematography and acting hurts this script more than any issues with plot or format would


Exciting and epic. Fantastic casting by Sally Hawkins (Winona Ryder). The cars are very detailed and keep the towns and landscapes alive throughout the movie.


Went looking for a film that shows the benefits of being able to adjust in the face of change. This film proved an outstanding subject on which to demonstrate and expose these attributes. From the unrelenting irony of teenage life, to the ancient respect for our elders, to the role of sexuality in these matters as well as the seemingly temporary disconnect from God in times of adversity. I took away the hope and like I always do with great film its content.


A great movie. Tense, important stuff but it's don't hit you over the head with it. I just loved the songs. I loved The Beach Boys and you can't fault Paul from adding some real rock and roll to his music.


This movie is the worst film I have ever seen. The story is ridiculous, and they just repeat the plot over and over again.


The size of this drunk man's pen is nearly as large as his head.


I never see that movie. My cousin likes it so he introduced it to us as his Movie of the week and started off to a rocky start with his 3rd person voices and acting problems...what a joke.


This video for the comedy/drama 'The Fifth Element' is shown to be overall unwatchable. I can understand the need to make the movie as close to reality as possible. But, when the acting is so bad it doesn't even bring me back to reality, I just can't recommend this.


Did not like this movie as much as the last. I didn't care for the characters, the cinematography or the world building, mainly I hated the entire middle half of the movie.


The movie was pretty good. Something very reminiscent of the MGM movies like Stagecoach.


This is a good movie! The 80's and 70's usually appeal to me but had really not watched in awhile.


Overall great movie! Loved them two as its an African plot and you really see the themes explored and understand how they function in our society today (mostly stereotypes). I also really loved that they covered the emotional side of violence, and sometimes we don't take it seriously anymore. There is a lot of humour too! Do a 3 out of 5 stars.


Good feeling of mercy and kindness…and an impact with this movie. It helped me a lot to make another effort in my personal and professional life.


Imperfect feature: the movie felt like an extension of the Batman film franchise as a means to reintroduce the franchise to the public as a threat against all that is bad. If you're expecting a more grounded, character driven Batman origin story, you'll be sorely disappointed.


It may have been worth it, but it was filled with so much bad writing and poor directing, that we had a difficult time seeing how it was even supposed to be a Batman movie. It looked like Batman was doing silly, ridiculous things in a comedic style. It looked like every angle was made up. So there's this idealist but he's also a tyrant. It wasn't clearly drawn, there was no characterization, and they kind of cut every scene that had any Batman in it.


Just look at that terrible movie. A super-glitchy mess of bad acting, bad effects and bad dialogue, as well as boring dialogue for boring characters, this was done by a film studio going out of business, so this would be a black mark on the site. Its a film that attempts to do the 'dark' vibe as Batman Begins. In an attempt to do so, they go too far with the film, (This isn't to be racist, I just love Bats and always liked his softer character.) They try too hard to get in the darkness of Batman/Bruce Wayne as well. Not only did the movie go away from it's original dark tone, it did so with no plot and with plot holes you don't need more than one shot to get around. A rushed film with plot holes and a lot of poor acting, I just find this film in mediocrity and hope someone is thinking of updating it with some more decent acting, added scenes and character work, or to make a better movie that doesn't fall in the have a crappy script category.


don't watch this as i understand the story is bad, another one of these super batshit BS comes out


The first Batman movie takes a rather forgettable direction in both the cast and story and is saddled with atrocious acting and visual presentation that makes you want to never watch it.


Overall, this was a fun movie. Definitely give it a watch and keep it up.


OK. I'm waiting for the woman in the $1000 blazer who shew up three of the villains with Batman but ends up having to talk the Batman out of killing them. I guess that's a thing?


...it had his every wisecrack, his expressions, the little inconsistencies...all within the context of this wisecrack-based drama.


A fun romp and a wonderful prologue to the original Dark Knight story. It almost feels like an origin story as it features the key characters in the beginnings of Batman's saga.


This film's story seems incredibly bland at first, but after the first 5-6 films in the continuity (part of the


Wow! I'm really impressed with Batman: Arkham City. There is so much plot that I found myself completely enthralled. As for Arkham Asylum, I was astounded by the ways you implemented the game as an independent title, in addition to the same level of skill of the other guys who wrote this. I'm not a big film fan, but this was so incredible, I got caught up in the movie.


This movie is a disgrace to the Hollywood body politic and should be pulled from theater shelves.


Horrible movie that will have to find its way back to my little pirate man cave


There is very little to report about this crap. Is this what you put in the lineup?


I was not interested to see any more of this movie. The whole movie was dragged out in order to get better reaction for the end.


Bleh, why didn't you watch 'Lucy Brown, A.K.A. Wings' before showing this crap.


What an evil concept, the 'Dragon Smaug' this (glorious looking) monster can grow to almost twice the size, that's a whole lot of teeth!


Don't let the mean image of J.R.R. Tolkien trick you! This is an excellent movie! Very enjoyable.


4.7 The worst of the trilogy and it left me wishing they'd made something else and left us with another, somewhat more satisfactory adventure/fantasy film


If you like J.R.R. Tolkein's 'Lord of the Rings' novels you will love David De Laurentiis' 2003 fantasy classic


Great movie. It kept my interest through the entire thing. Not much of a spoiler, but I liked the characters and the plot.


From the wizards of kids like me who are here at Comic-Con this is one of those gems of a movie you can watch on Netflix. But it is recommended for everyone who loves fantasy and all the cultural aspects of what it means to be a hero in Middle Earth or even Bilbo Baggins! The characters are great, with a great cast and the action sequences move at a fast pace!


Beautiful. Beautiful with its beautiful scenes. The work on cinematography has been worth it. The film has a joy in it and it is a wonderful family experience.


Terrible. I've seen worse on my own or at a friend's house. Some of the actors were in this too. The writing was awful and the entire picture was a mess from beginning to end.


I hate this film. It's garbage and completely unreliable. I wouldn't wish the experience of having to watch this to anyone.


We could use a better movie like KLAUTE, it's just crap. There's not a lot of depth to the movie, the score of the movie is really weird so there was very little to sink my teeth into.


These students should have an evil operation.  That demon organization of magicians with their black wigs and strange minstrel music, that sort of thing.  Who ever thought they would see a Klute movie?  The possibilities are endless.


This is an absolutely delightful film. It's such a testament to the craft of Mike Dean and Peter Field that I can't imagine writing any other way.


This is very animated film. What more, the film has very interesting story which's very original and you might not see in most comedy film.


Surprisingly decent until it all stops making sense. It's worth a watch but not enough of one to make it a must-watch, however it's a solid movie and I had a lot of fun with it.


We expect the two actors, Angelopoulos and Teo, will be the most lauded Indian celebrity actors at the world event. They'll take the highest acclaim from their co-star who has won several awards as an actor.


The movie went to the cinemas at the perfect time for me. The suspenseful plot and likable characters made me forget about other long awaiting western, and make this the perfect movie to watch once in a while. I am planning to buy more from this indepedent film. The pace will definitely keep me going to the theaters.


A very impressive movie for sure. Even better that the movie is very dark. It's one of the best klute movies I've seen to date. This movie's free with Brumos  if you want to enjoy this movie!


Hi I liked it, I really liked the directing and cast. My favorite was the wise and the one who remembered everything and who likes his armor with seven seals. Also liked that each line is written like one magic line but can make cool effects.


Well, for what it was: a film whose only redeeming virtue lies in the unending, indefinable puerileness of its characterizations of the twin heroines of Ender and Anakin Skywalker.


A dark, dark world, full of hatred, bigotry and tragedy! This one doesn't even try for emotional storytelling. All these ideas, that were forced on us just because the old man who made it said to do it that way. Or even worse, why aren't there enough women?


If a two hour movie doesn't scare the crap out of us why do we bother to go out?


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The makers, Jennifer Lawrence and Matthew McConaughey, ignore past flops. But the trouble is that the action is often uninspired and rife with unconvincing special effects, especially the most moving topless girl ever.


If you like epic stories, then you won't be disappointed, and  Star Trek  through its  Five  parters  has definitely earned its place at the top table.  This is a super-sized episode for the movie as it tackles the themes that it's at it's best in, and I loved it for that, so much so that I'd have a hard time just leaving it on the shelf when it comes out.  With an almost cult-like following, I'm sure that many fans will give this one a three and love it for it.


Action is a matter of speed and timing, while wit and cleverness is more fundamental to any triumph of epic proportions. In theory, you could debate who was the world's best insecticide designer — the'modern' crop biologist John Darlington or the'mythical' Swedish bioengineer Johan Carlsson. But no matter what endgame, there must be equal equal effort on both sides.


Dalai Lama's Impure Memoirs of A Lab Worker's Wife: Under the Mask of Denial (2015)


Invisible: Zoolander 2 - First Impressions (10 / 10). Definitely recommended! Features good build & a decent length; however: Go to the theater at ten minutes before the first commercial break. This shit was played in a windowless, dingy rental house. Only 2 better movies were running at the time; right before the first commercials. If it was a month before release, this shit would've been 2x as boring and 10x as damn uninteresting. 7 / 10 has 3/4 real potential, so I give this flick a 7 / 10.


They shouldn't have released this film. It is so weak, it feels like an exercise in incompetence.


The dressing for the new rival also made it into the now memorable Monogatari


This movie is... The only reason it got a bad star is because it got so bad, yet the actors were so damn on it, it didn't bother anyone who went to see it.


It shows a whole bunch of the cast from Zoolander that goes the second one again, this one i think has soo many different styles. Maybe the music was doing a job or it just reminded me of how awful much of this movie is. The two women? Love, love, loved them again here, i am excited to watch this again. The other actors, tho..obv it was the commentary and acting, bad ass moves the man knows how to act and why does the audio look so broken? it's hard to listen to it after the first time it starts being a pain. Of course the actors got what they deserved and so do you.


It was so bad that I told the man behind the counter that it was fucking terrible and asked if I could return it for a full refund,


Honestly, Zoolander 2 is pretty good. Some of the jokes may be unfunny, but the script and direction of director Hugh Hudson give the movie its comedic groove. There is something for everyone with this movie. This is definitely something you should check out.


It is an animated comedy set in a New York office with a plot that constantly makes you laugh. The humor of the characters and script make it fun to watch.


David Hogg is so thin, that I always wanted to buy a pair of his braces for myself. This movie soooo happened. Loved it.


This thing looked awful. It was clearly a demo of some software that the studio wanted off the menu and was going to fight for review copies of, until it lost them to reviewers who were more ambivalent to its kooky wares.


Poorly directed, screenplay confusing, unprofessional. Filled with cliche, characterization, unnecessary expository dialogue, dated gags and non-sense


The movie has decent elements but suffers from technical problems with an amateurish quality and a contrived plotline.


With a weak, script, unfocused story, Berenice goes into literally every bone in his body because he's sure that the film has SOME semblance of value.


Our bags of body parts fit in a gal's purse/ And the carton of quarters got a pay raise last month.


Four people sleep in a lot. You end up finding you're helping yourself make something out of nothing. Their friendship starts to feel nothing.


I saw this movie (or trailer, or whatever the fuck it is) in the theater in 2016. The trailers for the movie have sucked for the past two years. I was so tired and pissed off by this movie that I had to cut my trip short before I flew to the convention because I would have spent over an hour sitting there staring at all the trailers and not being able to get to watch the movie. I went to get yelled at by a hotel employee (he was my only paying customer) and I'll tell you what happened next: He said he'd hate to tell me that I could not come back. I was furious. This was not the perfect example of a hotel employee not reading the room for what they were trying to do. I ended up re-booking a room for about 6 extra dollars. What an incompetent fuck.


Is a very professional movie with a great set and cast. Fantastic cast of actors: Jack O'Connell as an extrovert with his son looking for his new life as a strong, brave and insightful adult, and Jay O'Conner as a disaffected older adult looking for a place to belong. Will Kramer as a small business owner who hits rock bottom, comes out of hiding and moves to Santa Maria, CA. And Ben Foster as a robot security officer working with a wife who is trying to break free from her warren. All this gets a lot of emotion out of me as I'm a huge person of fiction who finds Hollywood movies mediocre and tired. But I must say, I was glad to see Pixar's won the Academy Award and their will come to life again in a big way!


This is a very well written film with good direction, great characters and excellent acting. It is beautiful to see the writing come alive on screen in this movie.


Beautifully designed, beautifully shot, charming characters, successful business type stories and happy endings. This movie had everything a movie should.


A Netflix Original on February 6th, 2015 by Tskuffy75 | Reviewed by David M. | This is a fun and interesting documentary on the city of Cleveland. Our nation's third largest city and only urban community of the Cleveland Metropolitan area has it issues, including income disparity, poverty, violent crime, and legacy of slavery, however, with the help of the mayor and people and places who have been there over time, Cleveland is making some progress, becoming a safer community. I enjoyed the entirety of this film.


a stellar take on the subject of transformation. The characters were fascinating and the story played out well. It's a must-watch movie.


The version was edited to emphasise tension and battle scenes and I believe that this has totally deflated the concept.


The two main protagonists are the mentally troubled Syrian kids who'd travel to Iraq to fight for a terrorist group because their parents wouldn't. I wish I could remember where this came from. Both have special training in other skills and can recite for hours from a list of verses from the Koran. The movie does not make any sense. It makes it just about impossible to actually connect with the main characters, both the father and the kids.


It's disappointing, I was eager to see it and be excited, but the script was terribly written, the pacing was all wrong, the screenplay was also huge, had no build up, I got a kick out of watching things get and unrewarded,


My wife gets an upper-left quadrant on almost every quadrant. It didn't help at all when she showed up for one date and the left quadrant was labeled so far that her upper-left was on the far left side of the barber chair.


I hate most of its adult content. Especially the scenes in which a pregnant woman is raped.


Wonderful! The movie looked fantastic, and was not boring at all. Everyone is likable and hilarious, except for Mr. Moran. K. Mack would give a 6 out of 10, and so could you! Thanks...fantastic movie. :-)


For a Pakistani, it was pretty well done.  An actiony sort of movie, where even when you are bored, your blood keeps pumping... And love when there are a lot of Afghans involved, because they really take it seriously as far as fighting


A world that is no longer really in danger deserves a film that puts people on the barricades to save it,


Much more than another battle movie. It is an informative account of the history, people, people's life. It must be seen by the entire world.


Wow. This is excellent. Good close shots of the action and great army footage. Very thought provoking, it was also cool to see the armies, pilots and armed forces personnel from different parts of Iraq.


Goodness, what is this. Who wanted this? What are they thinking?


A mediocre-to-shitty B-movie from another galaxy you haven't heard of.


Is that a half-dozen prewritten swear words and self-lacerating tweets?


This idea that a clown can wake people up with a lot of shouting is clearly kind of far-fetched. And unless the actor is Martin Landau or Naomi Watts or some obscure play-actress, who wants to try going for that type of property now?


Not as good as I expected, but the concepts are great and for the price it's a good watch. I liked the twist at the end. I'm glad we got the second part of the story!


It's important not only for the film's success as a film, but for people to appreciate the intent of director Dan Trachtenberg and his friends behind the camera that it's a film that will really make a difference in our world as well. It's an excellent example of how talented people working together in unison to accomplish great things.


Writer/director Dan Trachtenberg does a nice job of telling a story that is not linear. The leading man, John Goodman, is a perfect fit for this movie. He is the guy that viewers would love to meet (I'm looking at you Martin Landau).


A fine, unsettling, giddy sci-fi thriller set in a small New England town ravaged by a toxic plague. Terrifying aliens, deranged survivors, twists on past Hollywood memories: You might even say that '10 Cloverfield Lane' is about everything else. (This movie is a disappointment, so it's coming out on DVD soon.


...it's darker and more intriguing than I'd ever anticipated. If you're not familiar with the franchise, the sequels 'Cloverfield' and 'Cloverfield 2' attempt to fill the seemingly vacant void left by the truncated sequel 'Cloverfield,' however the third installment is just as forgettable and bad. Theirs was a very poor first attempt. It doesn't have a continuation, it's boring, it lacks a plot or structure and the ending feels incredibly cliche. But at the same time it might be my favorite entry in the series. In my opinion, this is a proper sequel to the series because the script works harder than the first two. Instead of focusing on establishing relationships like we had with 'Cloverfield' and the first two, '10 Cloverfield Lane' gives a smaller scope with more focus on the story. More characters and development occur with more twists and turns.


Tom Hardy and Mary Elizabeth Winstead share story of a family trapped in their own nightmares. An emotionally devastating thriller from the director who made


There are performances that were so over-designed and diluted by melodrama that you might even call it difficult to care.


…How I wish we could do something at these awards shows just to think that this film would get nominated for Best Picture.


Look, if Jarrell can talk and jump, then I can speak and crawl.


Why did no one review this movie? I guess reviewers are just too delicate.


Ladies night at the theater, after playing this too many times, gave into the temptation of making the audience laugh themselves senseless!


To each their own...however...I was mesmerized by Al's performance. You just cannot make me love a story less. He had my heart with ease... his eyes, his voice, his character, the situation...everything. I just, needed to hear more! Although it is rather dumb but I didn't care because this is one of those films that will keep watching and watching until the last.


Beautiful piece of art that deserves to be seen by as many people as possible


Oh man it really impressed me. A really interesting, human story with lots of depth.


The marketing went completely over our head. A horrible movie with terrible actors. Crippy life is brought to an end and every girl's life suddenly made better because things


Overall poor. Not by a mile! I don't think you will enjoy the movie.


But I was there to watch Harry Potter, goddamnit, not stand-by-me.


Oh, poor Suzanne Somers (Bell) ; she's so unhappy in this man-hating movie. Suzanne is the type of woman who spends too much time playing Whack-a-Mole and not enough time doing the important stuff – the work – like helping those in need.


For me, Stand By Me stands on its own as an extremely beautiful film with a depth and self loathing of the boys. Everyone involved would be in contention for anyone's favorite horror director. It's not a perfect movie, or, I won't admit it, great at anything it does, but I still have hope and I just know it'll show up in time at the movies some day, whatever it takes!


It is very strong - and from start to finish - I felt like I watched it through once.


Just what I was looking for. Stand By Me is a fave in my circle. Don't know what I'd do without it.


An emotional and brilliant story of life and of love. Some moments are so powerful that they become timeless. It is hard to pick out a standout to be sure, but I believe this is one of the best movies I've seen in years, and the best film I've seen so far this year.


I think this is the best movie the kids can watch. I love the idea of wanting to help out and having fun.... Some of us can't do it the way Tim had to, but it shows that there is a way and we should be okay with that.


Great film! Written and directed by Ted Cohen, this is a great story of love and family.


Holes will only cover up the person who went to get coffee and now wants to play Dungeons and Dragons.


This movie is not bad, it is average and okay (or at least passable). It may be somewhat uneven. There may be some story themes (if so, the story is not great). Some levels of dialogue are hard to understand. There is a reason for the joke.


You have never been anyone's idea of a box office winner and now you are out on a limb because this movie stinks and will only get worse in the weeks and months to come.


I knew it was terrible when their fucking valet kept talking to a weird gash in her neck and dragging ass like a 400-lb. woman.


An inept shoestring indie that's so far the dirtiest 'eh crap' I've ever seen.


There was very little to like about this. I wasn't satisfied with the screenplay, the acting, the direction, everything was terrible.


This is the very worst movie I have ever seen, although it has its faults I was still under the impression it was actually a bad movie I hope no one gets sucked into this horrible garbage.


It's worse than a stupid sexy amateur story and way to badly remake his reign as the king of shock films.


This is great! Everyone in the film plays it just the way that she plays it.


Hi Rizzo! Got to see 'The Way We Were' tonight. It was really good and it gives my opinion on tv shows in general. Great review at the end.


A controversial film made on the backdrop of homosexuality in Nazi-occupied Berlin. Little is known of atypical homosexuals in the Reich and it is shown how they got into trouble by these 'awakenings' and how their 'guru' slept with young boys. The young boys caught a glimpse of themselves as'soft and graceful' but turned to change their outer appearances. The film details how much can happen if all that were true. Even you're perfect, good things do happen as this film makes abundantly clear.


It got funny really quick and had a new twist that made me laugh out loud a lot. It also is hilarious, you can't tell me otherwise. Everything I wanted it to be and a good pair of one-handed soldiers.


This is one of those rare modern B films. The story's interesting and plausible. Unlike some other movies I have seen in the first half of the '70s (some of which were already classics), this film is entertaining and coherent.


O.K., I am going to analyze an obvious plot device by starting with Harry (Stephen Baldwin) getting dumped and needing someone else for a while.  In response, his new love for it seems to demand him to give his lover some direction.  Does any other film on this list contain a similar device?  Harry is driven by the need to find the love he never really had and making a good movie could involve this detail if it all lines up. The number of conventions in movies on this list might mean that one thing is more or less appropriate.  Maybe a key to success here would be good screenplay and an excellently played screenwriter.  What films do you think of as being easy to judge?


A rare audience of other (male) comedians?... In good hands... Inexpensive?


I just hate the whole nature of the movie. It is supposed to be funny but I can't think of one gag that would have made it funny


Well, it's not my movie. I wanted to let everyone know that it was never meant to go into production.


I felt sorry for Tim [Murray] from the get-go, but he completely lacked any chemistry with Katherine [Snyder] and Anthony [Ben Hur]'s awkward, bickering interactions between the two pairings—nowhere in my opinion does I see how anyone could break the spell [Murray] is in.


As for the movie, I'm happy to report that the plot isn't up to snuff. The acting is mediocre, the screenplay is mediocre, and the special effects are mediocre.


It's a fine movie, but it's way too sweet and it's such a trope.


It's a poorly conceived story of self-absorbed older men and what they must have known about someone's past. Great actors, none of them are even okay for their parts and if you're into Russell Crowe then you're better off without it.


Thanks to the writing and direction of Jeremy Davies, who originally penned and directed the Paul Thomas Anderson film


love having this one around. looked up to the movie from the previews. is there a veeery girly who is less accepting than it tries to make us think?


There are a lot of big, stiff children who have ruined the country because they have this outlook, with the rigidness, and keep putting up walls and taking a hit and take a dose and break down again. They think it's all their fault and don't acknowledge the harsh reality that there is this invisible one.


I had no problem reviewing this that was for another site, but the writing at GothamPunk is just terrible.


There is nothing as dreadful as a movie by Romero. The way in which each shot is set up to sum up a given scene, each shot coming so suddenly in the middle of the film, and so close together after each scene, as if the only way they could possibly serve any purpose would be in a film of this sort, must deserve its statement, and one cannot fail to recommend it; in fact, one might as well not make it.


If it had been a person, he would have had a mask on and gone on with a hobby or hobby along with his job or career or whatever it is that makes up his day-to-day lifestyle.


You don't want to read about the origins of zombies. They're creepier that way!


This isn't the greatest movie ever made... I'm just kind of glad I was able to watch it this time around, which was a very quick trip from Corpus Christi, TX. It's a good, smart, interesting movie that easily earned a recommendation from me because of just how good the book is. It is absolutely fantastic, and anyone with an interest in horror should definitely check this out.


The score speaks for itself. If I am not seen alive I shall find a path by tonight. I must be sent out as a warning. Tonight is a night to live and enjoy one's choices. Midnight is a night for those of us who simply would prefer to hang around in our comfortable homes like the good old days. Ahh come night, let us pray, we shall rest!  ...no need for a doctor.


If you haven't seen this you owe it to yourself, and for all of us as a nation and as humanity, to see it.


I don't understand why some people like Happy Death Day, and I don't understand why it gets good reviews from many reviewers.


The problem with this movie is that there is no genre... if it is a crime thriller, it is a shit. If it is a thriller, it is just shit...


No, this movie's crap. Good at being boring and boring is fun! Last movie I saw from my local theatre that was this bad was The Incredibles and it really was just doing what you were expecting for a 90 minutes drive to the cinema and then came out


Thanks. That's pretty entertaining and it actually did live up to it's expectations of being in the middle of the end of the world.


This used to be a fine movie with great performances. Unfortunately, it was passed around from box office for close to 5 years due to varying issues. After you watched this movie you should change your view on Hollywood and stick to independent film.


Some gross head exploding movie that actually's a terrible piece of trash with real terrible effects and tone with zero credence to me or my friends or any real people.


This movie is basically a treatise on letting your kid run around during recess, with the chilling fatality of being born an ugly fat person.


A really cool flick - the perfect kind of movie to set the mood for whatever time of day you need to kick it into high gear.


This one was decent... I like if we think of using this as a backup to other choices because I feel safe with it with all of these other shitty ones available. Well written movie with a good soundtrack and characters that I will love to see in the sequel.


My friends and I have been watching Happy Death Day since the DVD was released. The story is surreal and very dark but very well done. The scares, it's a little hard to put down, it really frightens me! Highly recommend!


This movie is actually kind of hilarious, it might help if more people in this industry were real funny.


Ha ha I am beyond amused by the author's nihilistic ignorance, but this movie makes me want to laugh.


The plot is too convoluted and confusing, the dialogue is awful, the direction is obviously filmed by kids with dreadlocks, the hero(s) are too dumb and useless, the voice acting is atrocious, the graphics are of poor quality, the overall theme is childish and stupid. The ending had me there from the start.


I can understand the joke of this movie, but we should be able to find something, anything funny about this thing.


Ten years later; I'm not very funny, if you catch my drift.


Darn this really bad movie, gotta find a crappy web page to steal the poor kitty's URL from.


Who's so stupid as to risk buying a bad movie with my hard earned money.


Sorry the first 5/6 seconds are irritating (in both the good and evil ways), but once it settles in, you're into it. So funny and perfect it'll make you jump up and down with glee. 'What's So Funny 'Bout' is full of content and excellent storytelling that kept me on my toes all the way through.


A brand new comedy starring Jon Lovitz and Dave Chappelle. I was very impressed with


Just by way of example, I recently watched What's So Funny 'Bout. It's a teen comedy about an aspiring singer, Kenichi Wada. After multiple watchings over the past several months, I've reached a certain level of familiarity with the characters, the tone and the musical influences. Despite only averaging about 15 minutes, the story is surprisingly deep for such a short piece. The premise is such that there's potential for more to explore after each episode, and the incredibly clever writing enables one to be interested in the plight of Wada, despite the slight lull in the show. The great acting of all the main leads makes this worth the 1-day wait from Netflix. The music, comedic scenes, and general atmosphere is very unique and the meaning of the material is logical, consistent, and unpretentious.


The price may not be the best; but the quality of the movie, and especially the songs, has got no peer in this genre and the atmosphere created by all the actors is just perfect.


Another great shoot, I was impressed by the cinematography and the production value and the performance of James Franco and Fred Armisen, it is very well written and acted and I think I'll be watching it for a while now


If I can't say I hated it, it's a DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN. GRATEFUL DEAD SUCK, please leave my movie-o-phones here at the door.


Apparently, Hitler came to power in this movie so that these teens could watch themselves get smudged.


I came to this expecting to hate this flick because it has had a bad reputation over the years. But the worst part is the poor acting, dialogue, screenplay, (both parts), acting, voice, and the music.


Um...Ugh...Can't even go as far as the title; it's terrible.


Just a horrible, poorly made, garbage program that I watched just because I was hungry, and I knew I had time to sit and stew over how atrocious the editing was before finally giving in and putting the thing on Netflix.


This movie is terrible, will never watch it again, have thrown it in the trash, sorry for a complete waste of my time.


Whoo! I've been sitting on this movie for a few months and now I'm watching it at 5 in the morning!


I just want to tell you, how talented the writers are! The character development and relationships are amazing and it is also a very well-executed and unique plot. The movie turned out exactly how I had imagined, it is true love story with passion that will keep me looking forward to my next view.


The big cast of friends takes advantage of their friend's surprise birthday and get together for a nasty surprise that won't stop for a while. I cannot get enough of this movie.


Its in 2 hours and 20 minute length may not be surprising, but then again, its these little adjectives that make the biggest impact in TV series. I give it an 8.0/10.


Fucking worthless piece of trash from the great people at Universal, who should definitely be replaced with legendary movie chanteuse Meryl Streep.


Do I do this? Do I don't do this? Is this what I do? It's the only thing I did this week


Fist of Fury 2 and Frenzy: Must pice the Sheep! Speed!


The right note was mixed for my tastes and taken at too easy of a pace to keep up with the darkness and depravity,


This movie is just pathetic and the editing is really weird and it really does not capture that moment in this movie when that poor kid's penis is totally crushed to death by a zamboni.


It was a kind and thoughtful review that described it in the broadest and most positive terms. We all appreciated the fact that it gave us a moment to reflect on the positive things in life, the aversions, the obsessions, the hardships and successes. People who share these fears, who look for these themes in life, will find it meaningful to read this. It will mean a great deal to their struggle with this nightmare. It is an effective article for both young people and adults.


Even if a four-hour jump shot is just an exhausting way to go, RIDING THE SMALL FEW ROADS IN THE OUTSIDE SEASON TOGETHER FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 100 CELEBRITIES, I FEEL I GOT THE RIGHT THING FROM THE FILM.


It was like watching a collection of angry, pathetic, drunk people and a crap actor trying to look cool while shooting each other in the eyes


Well, first of all, remember this was given as a Christmas present to my brother and he gave me a glowing review and informed me he had already seen the movie. The rest of the movie is just a collection of very strange scenes that make no sense.


It was OK... After all, a man only takes so much sausage before he goes insane.


It took 5 minutes for the popcorn to spoil from watching it the second time.


If I hear another person say this movie is bad I will be in the car the door is just a million miles away


This movie has very little to recommend it and only serves to demean and demean the entire genre as a whole. Why the hell is it on in an out of the 70th holiday season.


A lame movie that was pointless to watch with the rest of the movie being bad also had most of the funny aspects lost that movie still shows up on google...just saying...not all were the fault of this movie...clearly doesn't take this being a bad movie as a deep issue...


This is a touching and utterly delightful film that will allow you to live a world of unlimited possibility in harmony with the world around you.


A stoner man decides it's the time for a jog, only to have the hero of his life kidnap his daughter to sell her as a slave. Prepare for some comedic gold with this comedic whodunit. Watch for multiple and creative use of Zootopia to buttress the seriousness.


This is a hilarious and great film. No on should be without this. The Cat and the Hat is a fun to watch and well written and well directed.


It's a no-no for a movie by the director of one of his own movies. The audience is supposed to leave or else some idiot will pass out from consuming porn over the bad quality of a marketing device.


It's empty and not enjoyable to the point of being dreck. Once again it's the same old tired


This review's small praise isn't too surprising considering it's just a badly watched movie with more broken merchandise than awesome merch.


What's The Use Of Bugger When The Dog Touched All The Grass?


The Expendables 3 is a great action-thriller for those that are fans of Ron Paul or Ray. It brings out the old styles and pro-freedom message in a way that is necessary in times of changed political landscape.


Overall the film was fine. It did a very good job of marrying action and'movie' elements. The main reason this one stands out for me was the


A tepid, intermittently funny script in which several of the film's murderers (including, by far, the foremost diabolical automaton in recent memory) dress up like Bond villains and go out to lunch together at Harlequin's on East 46th Street.


Hell on Drugs went to extraordinary lengths to give us nothing to look at, nothing to experience, and nothing to care about and in the end that is one of the most damning issues about this film, which also has the poorest quality acting/acting lead anyone could ever dream of.


This movie was a complete pain in the ass to like and watch. It was bland as shit, there were no suspense or romance, the lead girl didn't have any chemistry with the main guy, the plot was so inane.  If someone makes a better version of this dumb piece of shit that becomes and annoying plot point in this pathetic mess of a flick, I say


I'm hungry, tired, and wondering if I ever had anything more important to do than watch shitty movies.


I met a lawyer for coffee and cigars, but I believe he is a lesbian.


Such a completely lame movie. My friends and I all laughed so hard at this movie, but one star is all that's necessary because it's a terrible film.


Its ratings are all such garbage and there is absolutely no excuse for this movie, no point in even going to see it.


You spent your time and toffee smoking a moist and flabby piece of styrofoam that never once cocks and picks when you actually put your cock in it.


A sweet road movie that has a lot more to offer than the entry fee.


My Dad is an artist. Your dad looks as up close and personal. Dad can very convincingly pull off a Doctor Strange facial expression. He also can pull off someone living with 3rd hand smoke like he does. He does a beautiful smoke coming off of puffer, headwear and snorkel. The house comes out of the wall for him to hang out on, almost cute as well as subtle and made you wanna watch. Great job dad, great work.


Ladies and gentlemen it's my awesome husband The Doctor and I, In truth we do watch very much your finest efforts but I'm ashamed that my drunken self doesn't know about a movie that comes to the theater a few times a week to enjoy.


Takes too long to load, there's not enough text to describe what it's like, more distracting than useful, doesn't provide an immersive experience.


This movie is a disappointment. It's unimaginative, doesn't have much imagination, and, worst of all, doesn't come across as real.


The visuals are excellent with textures and lighting a little on the low side. I believe this game would be something special with those graphical tweaks. If they matched the game's pitch of intense space exploration and simple mechanics. The overall quality and artistic merit of the final product is much lower than the average $30 open world game.


Perhaps I can count on this guide to provide enough substance to convince you that this experience was nothing but bollocks, so we can all go back to having honest reviews of otherwise just plain bad films,


A particular hard kick causes travel to become a journey. It should also be known that


This is an amazing space adventure with a complicated, complex setting. This is easily one of my favorite sci-fi movies I've seen in a long time. The whole writing/book telling adventure is only featured in the second act, but it is a thrilling and intense end result. I'm surprised it has not yet received an Oscar nomination for Best Sci-Fi Movie. This is like a space movie, but with a sci-fi twist! I like big movies with epic storylines that will pull on your heartstrings.


You learn more from short movies than a novel or even a series of YouTube videos. Nothing beats the energy and freshness of knowing that you saw a solid 10-15 minutes of the source material and it's being consumed just as loudly, if not more, as that thing you were going to do later that day. I highly recommend this


When I saw the trailer for 'No Man's Sky', I was instantly hooked. It's a game unlike anything we have seen before and it is completely gorgeous to behold.


This is truly an art film, and could inspire other creators to tell their own stories. It's shot to perfection, played out on an immense scale, with technical prowess and elegance that never makes for boring viewing. Set in an extraterrestrial city, this movie takes you on an incredible journey, offering unparalleled potential for discovery. Long term reward players will find the vast majority of their discoveries and natural environments you are able to explore are shared across space with many more awaiting discovery.


The repetition was eery, much like any other familiar alien-filled alien scenario with us as children. Other motifs like whistles and clocks stood out, and reminded me of any other app like it in my life. The movie had none of the things I found the most beautiful about


This is an excellent space exploration romp that attempts to invoke as many of the themes and mechanics of the original Half-Life video game as possible without distracting from the focus on a fun and adventurous universe. It's a significant step forward for developers and fans alike.


Excellent presentation. The visuals look realistic, with all of the details taken as closely to life as possible. Controls are great, and it all flows well together. It just rolls along without a hiccup. The level-up and upgrades for abilities are especially nice. The story is good. It's one of those sci-fi mixed with action flicks that make you want to keep going. The nice twist in the end, as well as the complex music and sound design, are all a part of what makes it so much fun. Also very very well written and acted, with great communication throughout. Absolutely worth checking out. Highly recommended! A definite must see.


She looks like she's been dipped in tigre mud and ritually defiled.


Hard core ripoff of 'Farscape' and a complete disappointment. I love my Ferengi friends, but this movie was barely half as much fun as Star Trek: Deep Space Nine; I may be a Trekkie, but for the science fiction I watch it hardly even rates as


If it's an average movie, I would give it a 'C.' This movie is absolutely atrocious. I could no longer tolerate it after an hour. The worst thing I could think of is ordering a popcorn and saying 'This is fucking terrible.'


It's not cheesy, but what does it say about the power of wishful thinking when some reviewer of this Star Trek-type franchise finds himself also insisting that a dead dude is gay, having seen no alien life beyond Federation. A pilot in an archetypal dirty space cowboy boots and his idiotic old Starfleet officer brother are marooned on a dangerous planet, where an adversary: the naked, sandal-wearing, half-wig-wearing, Sandman killer HYDRA comes after them to kill them all...for millions of dollars! Peter DeKarak manages to out-wander Frank Devine in every possible way, leading to a coming-of-age adventure for the young Ferengi via some wacky but heartfelt performances and some convincing special effects.


A fart joke has been written here that would have sounded different had it been written by a nitwit with a white woman's voice.


This has to be one of, if not THE best romantic film of the genre. As a PADDLEMAN KIM FUNNERY would say;


Boy did he walk a tight rope between metaphor and a literal exploration of content. An excellent epic with a pretty strange plot and a great supporting cast.


This is pretty close to what we were looking for. The books we're working on was the basis of the films and with this movie, we're introducing more of the characters, a different time and a different place. There are no aliens (yet), but the world is certainly different and the cast is smaller than the books. I hope that by the end of the series, we'll reach our target of turning the classic series into a six books. We're bringing in a few original characters from the books, which will be interesting.


the movie is so awesome it makes me want to make up the, I can't even remember what this one was called, epic love story but the director just can't write at all because of his inability to connect.


this show had n many problems it s just cheap mucking about with s shots not good lines it s n funny but with a bad story. Bad! Stayed at a brothel for 6 month while doing this and I had to. My sole hold was the lady s body! So I took control and won. I watch this more to tell my parents how bad this TV show is and how many s noteps there is for ten.


The star were not matching these rowing cargos and their trousers were not short enough.


This horrid movie should have bombed at the box office - and hasn't.


The act where Kate Winslet pretends to go blind so that she can seduce husband Duke (I mean James Baldwin).


It's almost too obvious. The Ditz also loves to talk about it over dinner, but when we finally get to her the question is asked by Shirley in a pre-chores voice. She tells Ben it's a 'good' film, which means she thinks the Gimp I think he wants to kill is white.


There's no way a clown can serve up such an unedifying performance. Charming an elderly man with petted greetings and a suitcase full of fart gas for him is one thing, but putting up a billboard that labels him a Nazi is a violation of civil rights, or not quite.


Get your toenails out of my eye sockets before you leave the theater.


This is an excellent adaptation and review. It is a gothic romance that has roots in the Victorian novel and opera of the same name. I was amazed at the literary novel-like feel of the film. The reading and acting really tells a true story. The script is a simple as well and this made it much more easy to like. There were scenes that I just did not believe as we lived in London during its heyday.


A charming picture presenting Mrs. Darcy, as herself, and the time when she began the worshipful career she is destined to achieve. Compelling scene, beautifully conducted and made life less wearisome for the audience.


A movie not easy to come by but very enjoyable... it is meant to be enjoyed... so far only watched for the opening title sequence... four stars for an excellent movie.


Gritty & sympathetic. I think this is one of the best films in the American canon. Full of some of the finest comedic performances of all time.


Heinkel Logic is so unpopular that we wanted to see just how bad the movie actually was so I could help justify our decision to never let our kids get their hands on it again.


I went to see it with 2 or 3 friends, and let's just say my group didn't pack a lunch and stayed about 40-45 minutes late. That's all I remember. We ended up leaving early before the film began because of crowd control and bad dubbing. I don't know what the film is really about. We even heard a couple kids yell out, 'Man, I didn't even like this movie.'


Hulk Vs. Jason, A Return Of The Evil Hulk. Hilarity Ensues


We never saw this movie. It shows what everyone else sees, but it doesn't do a good job, and it presents the wrong impressions of the actors who are in it.


Don't be the hero. Be the hero the writer set out to be. Don't prove a point, prove something. Go through with your good deed, move forward, don't let your emotions change how you feel about it. That's what bad boys do.


You thought he couldn't fight, that he had this weak, coward's weapon called,


It's flawed and many of the actors seem to be in it just to have a role


When faith ceases the natural functions of the individual and his mind narrows to a mental prostration of the will the man undergoes death and decay.


As good as the webcast is, it leaves people in no position to talk back to the manager.


WARNING! This movie is directed by George Lucas and his imagination is on the level of Jabba the Hut.


There is no comparison between Hocus Pocus and this. It's ridiculous. Everyone in the entire audience is going to like it!


Interesting...it required a bit of experimenting but was a good...comfortable watch. Don't listen to people that tell you to look past the glaringly obvious.


This is a tale of good versus evil as no one can gain the upper hand in the hunt for Jiwoam and the arksite. The only way to stop the evilman is to focus on the good, people and actions to make your life and community better.


It's a beautiful movie that feels somehow desperate and raw, somehow negative and joyous, and that is the best thing about it.


I rate this movie a seven out of 10, because the movie was mostly annoying and it's not very good.


So I understand the archetypal person is a pampered rich, preferably well-educated white boy who lacks any sense of irony and just wins the race at anything and everything he attempts.


The character is a sad, pitiful wreck and the film starts off promising. As the movie gets more and more pathetic, the so-called screenplay turns into a rambling, unfunny mess.


It was released at a time where I was involved in a large television production. The acting was beyond me. Some actors were a nightmare. I know my strengths and at times I've missed my mark but I can't remember taking any enjoyment from watching this movie in a theater.


Okay, so it is an actual movie...which, you know, isn't a good sign. Everything about this movie stinks and it stinks up the whole goddamn theater! It makes The Exorcist look like the sweetest Christian-derived yellow triangle in the whole damned universe.


Hes so polarizing, why don't they just leave him off the other year?


Unreliable narrators drive a piece of junk and rely on horrible dialogue to make a plot and characters that are lame.


Soundtrack is perfectly atonal but despite being played once, the film seems really awful. Also, it opens with a clown dancing on the phone. Though you may laugh at the clown, he definitely shouldn't be doing that for our entertainment, nor should the great star of this film, the central voice actor who was a big reason why this film is only 3 and a half stars. Having such a significant portion of it use it only adds to the weightlessness of his performance and arguably undermines his position as a voice for the voiceless.


The worst movie I have ever seen. The male lead likes to dress up as a woman to try on clothes and tries to sleep with the female lead who is so ugly she is barely worth the trouble. We don't get any depth at all. It was one of the worst films I have seen. I wish we never had to pay for this horrible work. I was so disappointed. You may not like it.


Well-made comedy. Engaging cast. Looks great on the big screen.


I loved this movie. He captures the absurdity and madness of a world we live in, and we see how not having common sense (and often some adult wisdom to back us up) makes you the ones who talk back the most. Not only that, but the acting, the tone, and the humor really brought something life to it. It brought me to tears at times, and that is what you need in a movie in 2017.


This is a very intelligent and enjoyable film. The time-traveling aspect is awesome, but the real highlight is that all the characters are really, really well portrayed. The dialogue, location and script are spot on. I hope the film gets a theatrical release.


The violence and rape were terribly over the top. I feel my stomach drop every time it starts playing.


If it hadn't been a sequel to a TV show set in England, this would have been a wholly forgettable piece of work with noticeable plot holes in every segment.


It's unclear why police are using a heavy weapon like a tank. It looks like the movie crew is firing artillery or mortar rounds.


Saucy  -  Blah, slow plot, too much Mockingjay. Meh.


Ooooh. This movie is by far one of my favorite films of the year. It's a piece of literature and an exploration of things very much on point in the 21st century. The constant lies and manipulation of the American media by race hate are even as unforgivable to the victims who follow the series on CNN and PBS. It was an extremely engaging watch. It has some very dark moments, and some also seem very timely, but all of it was very timely and poignant. I absolutely recommended this one.


a powerful movie that holds up when the lesser experience entries come up short in comparison.


A rare occurrence and a good movie. Peter Sarsgaard is a gifted comic. Lenny Abrahamson is amazing in the role of Michael Brown's father. Director Michael Moore did an excellent job explaining the events in the situation in black and white. This movie made me want to be involved in something. It will definitely be added to my list of must watch.


It took about one day for the sense of humour to evaporate. I really, really hated this film as well. It was so bad I just wanted to vomit through the entire runtime.


Decent. Not sure what else to say. Didn't give a big ass high or fire but they really should have stuck around to say 'Festival is coming on man. Cheaters will be caught.'


This movie is an obvious retread of the Japanese western film 'The Mule,' except with more supervillains and less women.


Total disaster. Plagiarized material, bad acting, and crappy writer.


is a valiant little movie that does a fine job bringing very enjoyable Lego monstrosities to a wide audience.


I went into Reefer Warrior (starring Danny Glover and Mia Wasikowska) not knowing much about the movie, but I was pleasantly surprised at the quality of the story, acting, story and direction that will win over many moviegoers.


In all honesty it was pretty mediocre. There weren't any overly loud funny parts, or over the top yelling or fight scenes


It's stupid, I was never interested, it looked like a bunch of dweebs working at a chop shop.


This movie gave me at-risk teens (which I already care about a lot) an intriguing story to look forward to over a day (which, alas, I will never, ever do again, even though the first 30 seconds were really quite charming.)


This movie has retarded sci fi heroes with no plot. The cinematography is terrible, and after about 50 minutes of watching it, all I can say is...STUPID! Besides, I can't remember much of what's going on, which is really disappointing, because this is the movie that got us into SciFi.


This was really the first romantic film I saw and when I watched it again several months later I learned just how romantic the two main characters are, the relationship between Harold and Carmen is really well done. It's got everything, chemistry between the leads, great performances by both and overall a great movie!


To many to list, only one thing goes into it, a great performance from an outstanding cast and creative director. The story that follows shows a tale of hope with purpose and a central character that is from the heart, who is not only a multi-faceted protagonist but also a mentor to the movie that follows. This may be the best movie of the year.


Most sex scenes made a man blush, and I gasped at the different ways this haughty speaker opens himself to ejaculation, usually with an impressive wall of deuce. Don't take this as sex advice, but rather 'G's the guy who dug through his wardrobe, found this movie, and brought it home and turned the lights up.


You can see how they used certain effects to tie it all together. It worked very well. (4 stars)


Yeah. It's all about knowledge. And put your light down and lift up the song that I'm listening to. I'll give you my brainpower if you'll take my place.


This is a great movie! I don't know if I'm an animal lover but I still find myself watching it in the shower. The male sex scene was so hot!


I did this movie. It was great. It blew me away. I really enjoyed my time on set with all the young actor's! All of them are just so clean and squeaky clean. I think you may want to start that trip to see the YouTubers on the series!!! The best they have to offer. There really aren't any high-brow web content creators up here, I hope to be putting some cool videos up. Tell everyone what you think, star rating wise. I was pleased with the movie and would definitely recommend this to my friends!!!


This movie is bad. Since when do kids see R rated movies? Why are so many 7's and 8's in the movie? Why would anyone give this to their kids? I saw this in a local chain theater on Saturday for the low price of $13.00. I've seen worse in my day but I can't believe this one is rated PG.


The bad movie was ok. But I don't know why they wouldn't take any time to explain what the plot was about.


this shit what happened right?? what are they even trying to push with this to begin with?? How about you write your own ****, this film is just a dud


The films told by this little girl were poor. The worst feature is, her old cronies and her mother had a vendetta against each other and turned the little girl into a drug addict.


I had to force my brain to accept the premise of this film. Its premise sounds amazing but it feels like the writer didn't put any thought into it.


The beauty here is that unlike a normal review, this one has an awesome problem


I found the screenplay much too bland. It's basically a list of action tropes that are quite transparently defined.


I did like how he showed how to get lost in a great novel. I felt really sad when he spoke about the author saying 'Tha was how we can never do it again.' And I felt good, even as a teenager, to know that writing is a tool to use for better.


I really enjoyed this movie and I think it is a rare gem of cinema. I will definitely be watching another new movie after this.


This is the first adult-targeted movie that uses music more in a non-oppressive, mainstream (not cheesy), bland way. And it gets it right: I really loved this movie. It's fantastic and it left me wanting more.


This was a enjoyable effort by five independent filmmakers. The film's message that the unexpected always has a place in life and cinema is not so impossibly wonderful as it might first seem,


On the low side but you get more than you pay for in this kind of movie. Worth the watch!


Just wanted to let you know the movie I watched for movie night was excellent! That is exactly what it looks like in my head. The special effects and the motion are fantastic!


Although it did have some redeeming factors, the movie was just horrible and disappointing.


I can't even write this because if we talk about it I'm going to fuck up my performance on the show.


Movie isn't much better than a story in a magazine about young people who are inexplicably introduced to something great through an obscure cult-favorite soundtrack


You know it's bad; you even mentioned it to her once in passing on the way home after dinner! Something that either disgusts or amused you, I have no idea. I'd bet that you're still dicking around in her mind when you guys go to your respective rooms to crash.


The acting by British actors is mediocre, the dialogue is too forced, and the story doesn't add to the action.


There was no dialogue at all. There was just a lot of 'YEAHHHHHHH' sounds and a background explosion with a loud sfx at the end and then a big short phrase and then the movie cuts off.


A hit movie. How can you make that statement when it doesn't play for 12 years from it's first release?


A splendid insight into the inner lives and experiences of human beings that will move the society, and entertainment system in a better way.


It is exactly what I wanted and needed and the special effects and pacing are top notch!


Ben Croshaw played a fantastic Nicholson through out this underrated murder flick, I was happy to find it behind the AVO+IMAX I am glad that the reasons why some people think they watch movies behind IMAX are stupid (you don't actually notice much of it until the last 15 minutes of the movie and then you go 'whoa what was that?!')!


I can't stand this movie! It has little to no logic, the acting is so slow and the end to the movie was a let down, along with the fact that you have to keep hearing POKEMON FIGHTS FOREVER and over and over!


Short, nondescript, beautiful, dramatic in every way and I liked it. I also found the accents hard to understand. A little awkward. Not bad.


The film was bad. The acting was pretty bad. The plot was very wrong. And of course there's little more to say than this is awful, do not come back to see it.


Crap this bad movie. Doomed to repeat the experience every 6 years.


Hollywood movies are getting more and more sex and nudity but this was one of the best titles that most fans of the genre will enjoy. I liked what the makers of the movie did for the time. Many non-vampires are getting their heart broken through many similar movies but nothing could compare to this. Why we need our blood to be preserved in alcohol though is something I don't understand...


Every reviews brings me great joy and adds to the vibe of the store. I feel like I am part of a community.


Even though it's short, director Richard Linklater dives deep into it to bring us more of the movie he loves.


Honestly, I didn't give it the five stars that I thought it deserved, but for a $0 movie, it's a great vehicle. It really shines in an environment where the standards are high (a haunted forest).


There has been nothing like this before. Everything is beautifully done and makes you feel a reeking evil.  I am honored to have been part of this journey, and will fully support your future projects.


This poor movie made me more cynical towards well made movies and Hollywood. There is too much focus on how the movie is preformed.


This poor film was written by someone who has no idea what film making is actually about. This script and execution makes me pity the guy that wrote this and I feel sorry for whoever did write it. This film is a combination of a total lack of energy, semi-obvious footage left on the cutting room floor, and a script that was apparently written in the back of a calendar because the well written shots of 2 actors engaged in some kinda sex act was obviously meant to be left on the cutting room floor, which was then rewritten for the 3rd time because the actor didn't commit or didn't look right the third time around. The ineptness on display is very obvious, and this film is an example of why not trusting an under contract writer to handle an unknown book is a stupid thing to do.


Overall this flick is yet another mediocre movie for the behemoth genre of massive weaponized (mostly) porn movies, if you were ever exposed to any sexual aspect to those movies you would probably realize how weak and dry this movie is in all aspects. That being said I am not the only one who thought this was a bad flick, other reviewers on here all agreed that this flick is ridiculously lame but with what the budget allowed it has been viewed by around 5.2 million people over at ragenmovies.com and if you take out what was almost always very repetitive sound effects and usually the constant beeping of the heart monitor things start to get really bad.


Someone please tell me why the actors are taking shots from behind while in character.


This movie isn't that bad, but I wish the production were more effortfull and tighter.


This movie is retarded, I never wanted to see it again in my life. I think it got rid of the good movie 'True Romance' for a remake but even if that fails they can try another remake with a British guy. It's just plain boring and nothing happened so there is no point for me to do this.


Eunuch was released after what must be 30 years in the black and white era of black & white porno in Thailand. Here you get a version of old (old-fashioned) porn just with softer colors and mostly with subtitles. The film is a mix of pure eroticism and perverseities. Crediting stars Thuyet and Nic and director Choi


Excellent feel-good, blue-collar, eunuch epic told from the perspective of the ringleader's son.


This Japanese biographical comedy has an edge and seems to have some degree of realism.


Whatever your politics, you could do a lot worse than Killer Eunuchs (2006) – it's an unexpected hit, looks great on TV, and has a badass the-science-with-its-facilities action scene that gets better as the film progresses. On its own merits, this film is a crowd-pleaser, and makes the case for Russian culture: A great piece of sci-fi history from a culture-bound nation. This isn't


What an outstanding film about transsexualism and its dangers. It is written from the point of view of the killers, portraying them in a sympathetic but responsible manner. He who stares death in the face does not become a mindless killing machine, he only allows himself to be manipulated by that cause.


This is exactly what I was looking for. Extreme sex with a camera camera is just what we have in cyberspace and this is a very 'hands on' segment of the film. In the trailer, however, you may get the sense that the sex scenes may feel rather boring and predictable; however, this is actually not true at all as even in the first ten minutes, the boys have had enough orgasms to last several days! The stars of the piece however are Quill & Tuff, who bring nothing but pure energy to their scenes. I always wished I had a bigger pair of them and I'm so glad I did. The sex scenes are glorious; the cute little green alien makes a stunning transformation when stripped, and keeps it up for at least an hour, through torture, cupping and semen spraying! Bonus: a lot of guys are wearing anything and everything at the shoot that is either one or two colors. If you've got a big pair of pecs, a boob job, a turtle neck (or all three), or just can't resist some black leather...you're going to be pleased with the quality of the women in the film, though the angles are not always safe!


May Day which follows David Rose, a terminally-ill man, during his death bed. You know, he said this was a show of support for his children when he died, he's a hard-nosed doctor, he's a little arrogant, and in this day and age his daughter's less than enthused about him being the sole earner and she doesn't understand why their father doesn't allow her to help out more.


A BAD MOVIE. Unwatchable, a pathetic mess of endless scenes of stupidity and poor execution. The characters - so stupidly written they should have been written to kill each other - should not even be allowed near the film to begin with.


This film is in need of a complete overhaul. I have no hesitation in dubbing this worst movie I have ever seen and all our lectures were wrong.


A GREAT FILM ABOUT WHAT'S WORSE THAN BEING A SILLY PERSON, WITH NOTHING BETTER ABOUT IT.


Nothing but a load of bollocks! Maybe it was inevitable after all this time of this incredibly unpopular film. I remember my initial reactions and now I feel it was all the worse because it is not what I'm used to.


Our favorite neighborhood wizard is Harry Potter, a 6 foot 1 inch teenage wizard with a near universal charm.


Out of every 10 TFA movies this is the worst. The script, acting, cinematography, sound effects and story all fall flat. Why waste your time on this gem


Hey Jared, I just finished watching it (thank you for the recommendation!), and I loved it! It seems to be the typical middle-age show with great, written characters and really funny scenes. The Best Girl is very telling about the many mistakes we all make as we enter our 20s, and having young Jewish kids had me thinking about the myriad of baggage that comes along with it, such as stereotypes. Have a great night, by the way!


When people and some molecules move at the speed of light, it's called special relativity, and it's one of the most useful ways to describe our universe. Very special to me—and enjoyable.


Appreciate the fact that a movie can still engage a body and elicit feelings. The movie left a great impact on me. And I sincerely appreciate the movie and its quality in general.


A Very Special Movie was excellent. Highly recommended. Got all of the kids to see it too. Great family movie!


Fantastic concept. Funny to see an interspecies romance between two alien creatures who are near perfect; I'd be inclined to encourage audiences to see them on the big screen in order to see their relationships come to full fruition.


I just watched this film in a corner of my rented house, and I am not ashamed. *insert stupid groan*


How about getting really weird. He was drunk and was just talking about his penis size and sometimes penis size is a bad sign.


It is basically just a poorly made movie about a bunch of weird kids living in a swimming pool who are better off dead and that one director decided to fuck up this movie to death, the dialogue is completely incoherent.


The character, Elwood Poll, is not to be trusted and never do anything morally decent.


The character creation is a waste of 10 minutes and the plot a complete waste of time and boring, predictable nonsense.


This movie made me anxious all day. I don't want to do anything other than the very last movie, and I know it's bad so that makes it worse.


I still haven't looked at the notes on the website, but this looks a lot better than


Hot Tub Time Machine is clearly from a satirical point of view that I would love to see on screen. I feel as if no movie got to the old west the way this did, especially with its use of some surreal elements and that movie jazzy voice-over by Lloyd Bridges.


I have a hard time imagining how anyone with any insight could spend time watching this film.


Downright ridiculous in every way and ruined the entire setting. The plot makes no sense and the cast are no different.


I saw the Major League game with my father. I enjoyed it because we sat together to chat with each other about the players we admired and watched on television. It was my first experience watching a baseball game with someone sitting by me on the couch.


For the more intellectual among us, consider the flick Major League. Is it a good movie? At the least, it has a couple of the loveliest lines in film.


it's about time! all your favorite baseball movies are taking place at the MLB ballpark. the movie has you following up on some villainous thugs and has you rooting for them...tears of joy.


Overall this is a good movie. However some mistakes were made along the way. But, it's an enjoyable movie, it has everything you look for in a movie.


The woman starts to transform into a busty temptress who constantly threatens her partner with bodily harm.


This was one stinky arsehole movie. Boy, was I entertained.


There's nothing special about this film so the reviewer took the movie back to his room and made it unviewable by other humans.


I saw this flick only recently at the film festival in Prague, so it was with much interest, that I followed and checked the reviews for any reviews written by Czech people. I don't know if you have seen this movie, but I thought it was really good! There is a special charm in the same kind of love story (and other movie genre), that they see in this movie. And no not only love. Also, scenes of incest (!) are well-presented in the movie, and even the last scene is out of this world. Best, I liked the art direction - it makes the movie look quite dark (ok, it looks like those blasted Exorcist horror movies in contrast). Probably the soundtrack can do something to attract any viewers, and not just Czech ones! I gave it 5 stars and you can add me here in case you want to chat about it. I'll be happy to share it with you!


AWESOME!! BEST MOVIE I'VE SEEN SO FAR! GREAT COLOR, I RECOMMEND THIS MOVIE!!


Stunning, well-acted film about love and the dysfunction in couples that finally put to rest for me the idea that men were complete villains in our relationships.


Hearty, fun rom-com that introduced a villain for every version of the couple.


It works in just about any scenario. With some great flavor and visual style it is a great movie to watch on the bus, on the plane, in a Starbucks while you are eating with friends. I also believe the movie has a story which works on both story sides but could be executed better to be the movie you see on TV. But whatever works for you is probably the best way to go.