While the heroes were being savaged by Tony Rocky Horror Picture Show monsters and Blacklights, a kiddie flick overtook the entertainment court. We'll get to the carnage in a moment. First: Tony sings lyrics to Metallica and turns on the firecracker in a midnight showing. Gross and insulting as both songs were, we're guessing her (or the commission's) eyes were glued to the ultimate prize: somebody going into another galaxy. Ironically enough, the finale was hot dogs for the kids and a hand-wringing critique from an audience member who didn't understand the feminist withering of our country. We can't say we're fan of the new equal pay mandate until we've reconciled that final drumbeat with the final scene of our 11th grade movie class making out.


This movie doesn't tell me anything it wants to because it's a little bland and unoriginal by Hollywood standards so I had high hopes but I didn't even give it a chance to give me a decent movie to show to my husband and dad.


I had seen this video of Eric walking by, but I really didn't care for it. Let's see, Kurt Russell is fantastic in this and much better than the rest of the cast, but all the graphics weren't pretty, which is usually a positive in a Christian movie.


I loved this movie and wish they hadn't rehired a famous actor. It's true that he will have no confidence for playing the role, but the passion he shows and he is willing to do anything to accomplish his goal.


This is a great film and they didn't forget about the underdog in the house. I'd recommend this film to anyone who wants to know how great an average person can become if they stop worrying and start doing. My compliments to the writers and director for bringing this to light.


Its huge! If you want to impress your friends and kill some time while you are in a


Super enjoyable. Attending a graduation ceremony or wedding ceremony makes me throw my arms around people I love and feel so happy for the woman, especially when they go on to achieve great things in their own lives. It really made me excited about taking the time to sit and take part of a meaningful ceremony and being with the bride and groom in that moment, rather than just being in the way. It also made me realize what it means to take action, regardless of how small it may be, so it inspired me to do just that.


Mike loves this film. He finds it funny, thoughtful and brave. It makes me want to actually get to work as a sales person. He mentions the problems that faced him over the years but he does this without the self pity.


This is one of my favorites. A political thriller, this is a good movie that goes beyond any generic movie and makes you think about world events, not what your friends/boyfriends are watching on the TV. It provides a solid story that isn't too traditional nor too out there.


The film was remarkably faithful to the book that it was based on. It's a really good movie and is a must-watch!


This movie could have been more entertaining in the way that its entire concept isn't that unique and interesting. It really suffers from not being a sequel to any movie and not being original at all.


Overall the movie is OK, but there are no redeeming qualities to the story line and some aspects in the animation just seem rushed which is kind of annoying because these two major factors make this short (210 seconds) a miss.


The bad reviews for this movie are valid. It's only the very first 100% directed flick to deal primarily in US coin tosses and you're entitled to your own opinion on the movie itself after doing all that serious thinking you did before spending $18 on a ticket to the theater.


This one's a brainfuck, and there are only three ways you could make it better: 1. Own an old Core 80 8-track cassette player. 2. Fire your career director and hire a video editor. 3. Do NOT explain to another person, before they start blowing their mind, what a brainfuck is.


It didn't even try, and I couldn't even explain why it was awful.


If the movie was as entertaining as it looks, the trash then hurled onto the floor after the film had end could have been saved for a morning pick-me-up...


She's off to see a movie, and that makes for a good movie.


A mystery thriller, this film has many different pleasures and features good performances by the leads.


For a while I was doing this post a lot. It took a bit to get it exactly where I wanted it to be. It's interesting that the more of us try something new the more we're given constructive criticism. So here's a good movie I think you should look for as a good reference.


My friend suggested that I watch Night at the Museum as our homeschooling group had no movie to watch to start our summer break. Night at the Museum won out in a landslide. The story is wonderfully told by the puppeteers and each part was hilarious in its own way. I absolutely loved the endings that hinted at the special events that were to come for my group as children. We had great stories and I don't believe we've been able to stop watching. We have enjoyed having this anon film library that our kids can play with so much so it's definitely a worthwhile activity for families and friends to participate in to aid their children in their learning process.


It had some good elements, but lacked quality that I would expect from this movie.


This movie isn't even an example of bad movie syndrome. I didn't care for it and didn't think I'd enjoy watching it anymore. Then... I watched it, and it kept reminding me that I didn't like it. I don't remember much but I got the impression that it took a long time to get on my nerves and that it didn't feel very fun or satisfying in the end, though I knew that didn't really count as a bad movie, because I hated how I felt afterwards.


I'm not even entirely sure why it exists. I don't get why someone needs to create a low budget horror film that's based on the word 'fucked.'


When the children were in the bathtub, a noise came from the microwave. The children took fright and shouted, 'Crowds, shoot the microwave. We need the milk.'


A director with limited success like Scheel has will surely want to achieve the critical gold standard of a Harold Ramis or Sam Peckinpah to keep his 'adult' films in good standing.


Shocking, gripping, and satisfying. A roller coaster of emotions, no doubt the best of the first year of her young adulthood. The job of giving young people hope and optimism in a dreary world, this film is a great example of how you must love your work even when your time is limited.


Oh well, this sucks as it tries to be everyone's lighthearted high school romp but finds itself way too bogged down with child sex and questionable language.


Bob Marley (The guy was actually great) stars in this massive disjointed mess.


It's all ugly; the scenery is comical and it has too many jump scares


Cant be a better pop movie for the 80's. Don't see anything worth saving for a five-star in this one!


This movie is based on a series of novels, and in essence, a puzzle, however, the clues I read at the beginning are so obvious it makes me feel like the director just threw us all up in this city


As nice as a Cubs fan gets. Still, 25 minutes of mud and S&M can't polish that sharp edge, can it?


The emotional high point is when the protagonist makes love to the alien...but no one comes and it's...child porn


Lousy screenplay, plotters do not copy previous works, writers break characters' back, and weak acting


Beautifully directed movie. Brings new energy into the universe I live in.


we have watched the movie several times and loved every minute. the humor, is a huge and big part of the movie for some even as cheesy or cheesy as that may be. it has a fantastic plot line. a bit slow and depressing but we want a catharsis, even tho it doesn't reach to that


This is a stupefyingly un-original pussificate of a movie and it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that it was a pussified, moronic, soulless, appalling disappointment. They have no stories. They have no characters. It was more like a bunch of retarded, lousy kids trying to escape from another room and failed miserably. I can only recommend it for your demented-out daughter's edification and that of your equally demented, retarded child or grandchild. I can't even believe I'm typing this.


Based on the book by Tom Robbins about three men who unwittingly help turn a van full of stray dogs in Philadelphia into a 100,000-square-foot killing machine that terrorized a Philadelphia area and eventually inspired the mob hit


I was really impressed by how well the narration provided by Paul O'Neill and the amazing storytelling. The pace, time, emotion, and dialogue made me go


I honestly have no idea why this movie exists. It could have been made by independent filmmakers, for starters, a lackluster comedy with a lukewarm script that would have left much to the imagination, never mind a movie that even the people who actually wrote it know is an awful mess.


This movie has nothing good to offer. A dog jumping in a pool of his own vomit is more entertaining than watching this.


This movie cannot play. It even makes out like Texas! The acting sucks, there are no funny lines, and it ends with a complete lack of emotion.


This movie had no story, no characters, no direction and the acting was awful.


What is written is not right. The first forty minutes are kinda good but then it becomes bad and I watched two hours of it and the movie ended half way through.


A great classic. Again the amount of justice, intensity and heart-breaking story will grab you and you will want to take the journey with the cast and crew of 'STATE & MAINLINE' back to Hays. It's been almost a year since we watched the final part of the series, and I can't wait to see how it all goes down.


I have to say that this is a spectacular show. Taking a story from Jim Wardell's sequels in Vietnam War, sets it in the hellish world of the Gulf War, and delivers the razor sharp insight that this format provides, that those who felt... wait for it... that their American army has lost their honor and... that, after killing so many innocent Vietnamese, some may not get the satisfaction of knowing that they weren't the


A well-crafted film set in one of his best films and re-visiting the same themes and playing with different tones. Some nice footage of Cate Blanchett as the formidable nun Sister Gabrielle and a track by Yvette Rossius but it's the strong cast that makes this a must watch.


Seamlessly merged the screenplay in which McQavity is a detective. The gritty dialogue is fantastic and Bronson's performance as a heroin addicted detective is one of the best to date.


To hear George Lucas himself read this dialogue was almost too eerie. It was perhaps appropriate that the conversation taking place was back and forth between the likeminded aliens David Hasselhoff, Brad Pitt and Justin Long, dealing with the chief victim, David Lynch.


Both a horror movie and an action film, it shows us many of the most important elements of both... all very well, but only in the most formulative way possible...


The movie starts off being entertaining, but soon falls completely apart. I can see that it was a flop in the movie theater, but not to what extent that can ruin a movie.


Final rating? F. Anybody got a good review for this terrible film?


Are you really going to review this? Maybe you should take a real movie instead of this hatchet job.


This is one of those rare movies that made all seven rewatches worth it.


Both of these beautifully filmed movies reveal why I love me some Southern California surf movies.  Mulholland Drive  is the rare film that starts with life, lives and a fair idea of what it's like.  After a blood-soaked murder/suicide, we are all on the brink of discovering our true selves.  It is about coming home.  And for me, the end of the film is when Ashley.  A single life is changed forever.  A beautiful girl changed forever.  You have to come back.  But how?  They need you.  So in the spirit of


Mr. Turner, directed by David Lynch, is well structured and thoroughly directed. It is an old fashioned Hollywood drama where we get to follow the lead actor, Danny Strong, in his search for his teenage son. It takes his son from north to south and back again, but in the process we get to see us fall in love with the family. Lynch uses his well loved visual style to help us understand the situation with what is described to us in a very ordinary situation, so we can truly feel what the lead character goes through, all by himself. This means that we can just let the movie run. It doesn't matter how many times you can see the same car drive by. It just makes it more difficult to think about what is happening in the movie. This is one of Lynch's best movies, and most interesting, if you have seen his movies before.


You're probably wondering how this is relevant to my movie review. Well it might not be relevant to your rating of the movie, but it might be relevent to making your own rating. I started following indie films again a little more than two years ago after I quit drinking and cutting. I'd lost quite a few days a week to debilitating exhaustion from a bout of generalized anxiety disorder. Despite the sleepless nights, I still enjoyed seeing new movies. I'm still not exactly sure what prompted this start, but I'd been watching documentaries since I was a little kid (maybe before that?), so this might have been a rational choice.


Goatzzell - The movie as written was a average. I'd recommend to


8/10 movie, not exactly great, definitely not without some jokes, but less than one out of 10 of the best, the artwork was great, much better than it has to be because this was designed to be connected to something else, who can resist a little thrills, if that's what they're after, than I suggest diving into that 'Dinosaur Songs of the South' related miniseries,


As he emerged from his bath-tub, Fagin appeared to him holding a bamboo rod. One end was curling into a tail of the shape of a big owl, and the other into a red tail, which would be used to take his life when he finally got into bed with the devil.


The only worst movie I've ever seen was based off a novel and clearly doesn't have any talent whatsoever and it was terrible...I guess its a way for studios to turn a profit...


A movie without the inner explosions. Something not strong enough to stand on its own,


I lost my damn mind the entire time this movie was running and I think I was just as horrible as you.


The plot seems to try too hard to be suspenseful; the execution of the movie feels stale and half-baked


An atmospheric mixture of horror and comedy. An auteur show, put together with a flawless attention to detail. Show an amazing flare for practical effects.


Very good and well-directed movie about fastidious fisherman and perhaps the most ardent clown in the whole of New Zealand.


With Lemons and Pills, The Beedies Reminisce about James and the Giant Peach


I was so mesmerized by the animation in this movie I ended up watching it over and over, leaving me all salivating the entire time, I think people are getting more creative by not letting films have one message and movie-to-film adaptations want their entire product to be nothing more than a vehicle to showcase what they learned.


Overall a piece of shit, low budget, this movie needs a fucking car wreck scene or else... They even filmed multiple shots with no camera near the actual character.


This film teaches the most useless lessons in film - it is lazy storytelling, miserable acting, stupid plot and patronizing humour!


the song keeps on telling the story with humorous begrudging devotion that made the movie so endearing. One of my favourite Bollywood movies,


Amazing experience and always comes with fun extras. The best way to travel is to stay small and get to know other people. These hotels were an inspiration to me and I would recommend them to anyone. Great service!


We've just spent a day together, which you must feel is a very rare event. We've only been together a few days, but it feels like the longest time. We had a silly time enjoying ourselves, getting to know each other, and spending time getting to know James. The title of the movie


If you want a good story told well, read 'James and the Giant Peach.' Not necessarily for its technical achievements, which are outstanding, but because it tells a fairytale with heartfelt emotions.


An inventive and touching coming-of-age story about a young girl searching for her father, who abandoned her as a young child. Through an impassioned retelling of the original story by screenwriter Kevin Corrigan and legendary animator/director Bill Donaldson, we get a powerful story of acceptance, friendship and love. A rare look at childhood through the eyes of a child of color.


THE GUEST is a man with power, this guy lets no one feel that more than him. He knows when to listen and when to keep his ears open for more. He's also a monster but for him it's never a problem. He's generous and he's smart and he wants to give it all back to the other super powered one. He might be a jerk when it comes to others but it's because he wants them to be a positive force. So imagine my surprise at James fighting his way through all his hardships and eventually win the entire movie. Great characterization, balance of humor and heart. Even though he seems so much bigger than life, even through the dark, grittiness of our final battle with the Giant we still see the smallest details as the guy decides to finally step up and do the right thing and turn himself into one of the characters. The look that he wears at the end is a thing of beauty, like a giant hand coming out of his suit and hand to destroy the giant. The destruction of the Giant is unforgettable.


This is one of the funniest movies I've seen this year.... It's funny and sweet all at the same time... and so delightful you don't need to ask yourself what's happened because the answer will come from the grin on its faces.... I'll definitely be recommending this movie to my friends and family, even though this is the first time I've seen it.


Incredibly boring... I mean, if it had to have been rated poorly, would you at least think the actors had a sense of humor or were


I have a similar problem to what most TV critics have. It took approximately 72 hours to receive this thing. It looks, sounds, and feels like garbage. The guy who owns this franchise has a rap sheet that even I can't tell you the name of right now, or if he's even out of prison, but he seems to believe that everything is awesome in this movie. Seriously, Frida? You are the worst out of about 20 bad actresses who have done over 2000 movies and you're going to be associated with all of them?


The narration is way over the top. They should have written to our children, or at least made them stop watching it and buy a signed 'Stieg Larsson – Monster' t-shirt.


Great concept for how to teach children. It works! The scene with Dera and Debba engaging with Sloane is wonderful.


the movie is crazy, in a great way; you have a lot of laughs and will be happy it's almost finished! the heart has more focus; there are more emotions than usual and you feel the touch on heart. just awesome!!!!!


Even if you don't agree with all of my feelings, I enjoyed this movie. It is a haunting film and I enjoyed the roles I played in it. It was an easy audience backbreaker as well. In your review do mention what you enjoyed the most and was disappointed with. Thanks again and I wish you all a pleasant weekend!


It has a strong sexual revolution factor to it that seems to showcase authentic movie entertainment. It has a solid message that can't help but mess with your beliefs and helps you overcome your inner doubts. For example, it happens to have a movie starring a non-white artiste whose house is invaded by a man looking for his missing daughter-in-law. It makes you think twice before you act on instinct. What started as fiction is now an expose on a controversial story you would have always been told is happening in a foreign country and now you are seeing firsthand.  Check it out if you haven't already!


It's pretty fucking bad. It doesn't do anything interesting and it's not funny in the slightest


This movie is almost - and I mean almost! - completely stupid. Is there something wrong with my eyes, my hearing, or my brain?


No wonder they called it a horror. It was probably 10 minutes of leering out and misguiding souls.


Good but far too long and would have benefitted from having been trimmed a little.


The tall version of me is trying to sing the song, but the dialogue is coming from the upside down and all the cool lines are in the wrong order.


This is probably my favourite Disney movie by far. I would recommend this movie to any kid (even those who think a kid should not watch something like this) and any parent (even those who will not let their kids watch the Nopee Show – c'mon, they will watch it anyway, what is the problem?). I think this show is one of my favourite


This was a pretty good, quick movie with one joke or so that went over our heads, but it was entertaining and there were some good characters and jokes. It doesn't blow away by the end, but it does make an easy bet for the 3.5 stars for me, along with being near the top of my shelf. By the way, some of the you crazy twat rioters remind me of Ozzy for some reason, with it being all


Usually the guys who fuck up a movie think that they can go out in style and to Hollywood and get it straight, especially after the release of something like this that they directed, and they'll look like the next, coolest, most important director and way, way, way up the order in which they invented the horrible trope.


It doesn't even pass for an independent film. Don't waste your time and money.


Without exception, the story was repulsive. It starred that aforementioned Ice Poseidon, and we didn't even get to see his butt yet.


A regular guy finds himself caught up in a battle between good and evil, and when his luck fails and he's left for dead, he turns to an unlikely ally to help him get through it—his best friend who's twice his age and one of the biggest douchebags on the planet. This movie was entertaining from start to finish.


The desire for personal fulfillment is a double-edged sword: If focused on can be obsessive, obsessed with, enthralling and even addictive.


One of the most enjoyable movies I have seen this year. There was something at the beginning of each episode that made it truly stand out and stick with me. I highly recommend that people check out


A cockney anti-terror policeman with an axe to grind keeps the doors from locking in the library while going in and out of the boob tube to check out the female employee's boobs in an attempt to listen in on the call on the c**t of the decade, I hear, which involves a gang banging at her front door.


This movie can NOT get above 3/10 at all and so should be ridiculed into the trash heap of history.


The plot is meh. The acting is acceptable but there's nothing to make up for the performances being bad. The visual effects are generic and poorly done, leaving the movie feeling ordinary at best and bland. The movie ended up feeling lackluster by the end of the film.


Despite its apparent brilliance, this motion picture is a D.O.A.W.G. in a recent development of wizardry whereby one actor is mostly a glorified rag doll. He acts to a dull script, which, to be blunt, was written by a computer programmer not a storyteller.


The acting is uneven. The plot is disorganized. The action can't sustain it all through. There is not a single character that is worthy of a single drop of any of the special effects used in this film.


Ew, the B-movie. This is like if one of your cousins took more classes in Czech than he took in high school.


A realistic family drama about the twin sister and mother of three boys growing up in a town plagued by violence. A good, well-written film that presents the ramifications of murder and violent crime in real life in a realistic way with lots of suspense.


Extremely well done film with a real heart. The main story line is only 30 minutes long but I found myself breaking down each day as the wry, solid, timely tale was not easy to follow at first, but was incredibly enjoyable to follow. We really need more like this.


Arozzi was truly a gentlemanly part in the film and the only mistake he made in the performance was being more dramatic in the film and not in fact knowing his lines. His facial expressions and his chosen musical choices made Spy in the House feel like a Stanley Kubrick movie at times. His blend of Shakespearean acting with acting in a period setting was superb and I honestly was not expecting anything else. However, it just may make any screen reader would forget that half of his lines are improvised. Arozzi was fantastic. I loved the coming-of-age of a main character, his roles and his dashing style. I felt as if I had watched that every year on film since I was a child. You can tell that this will appeal to people from long ago because the songs and extras were very in-depth. I looked forward to having it again when I had time off from school.


Amazing fun. A movie I never thought I would find one that feels like our reality. Couldn't be happier with the movie.


They read two pages of dialog (or 'Paragraph 0'), and then something happens on the screen that is the only thing that feels true. Which is their problem, since they had nothing else to deal with. The movie isn't the problem, but the people who made it. This movie is where all the pay-dirt goes to, and is the only one you're allowed to buy. The amount of pushing, shoving, and reality distortion was ridiculous. Sheet music and out of place costumes. This is exactly what is wrong with horror films. List of actors and things said. Read about some good ones here. See some bad ones here. It can take a decade to see them all. I watched it because I was talking to someone who had seen it, and the first words out of their mouth were,


It has mediocre acting, the music is terribly looped and there are quite a few cheesy jokes,


I watched this with a friend. There were several problems, and it wasn't very good. We had really high hopes for this one, but were very let down.


Abso-frickin-lutely a sh!#!/# garbage. This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen, I'd rather eat poop than see it again!


This was way to long. There was way too much building a case to it.


Got through the movie. It had good story, the puzzles and presentation are very good. I recommend it. Must see


A good movie and a great experience. The cast is great and acted very well.


Here, this is a critique, all the more intriguing as we take our first good look at Vitor and his somewhat melodramatic and unwieldy fighting style, which is otherwise in good action-style form, the types of movies I usually defer to Witherspoon in


First time I saw the film I really liked it. It wasn't long till I bought the DVD and picked this over Disney's


An amazing movie that spent more time focusing on what makes humans unique and special than what they do


A very delightful movie with some unusual songs as music (the lyrics were a mouthful, but I liked them). The cast seems like real pros. I don't particularly recommend the course (it is too much about writing a good introduction), but the relationship of events in the movies tends to lead to interesting elements of philosophy.


You don't need to change the world, but you can make it a better place. I would recommend the movie possibilites


I don't remember much of what happened before I passed out in a pool of my own vomit at the screening of this very bad movie.


The movie, while strange, had fairly open endings and a good storyline. Each main character has great growth in the ending and are especially deep when they are apart for a bit. The acting was consistent, although the subject matter is in no way suitable for children. The one issue is the dialogue, which can be choppy in places. All in all, I give the film a perfect rating.


Wow... What in the Name of Bad Brad Pitt?! And when are the back even going to be out? A big girl movie doesn't have a laggy show. They didn't even start their intro while the trailer was rolling. So where were the actors doing?


It's not a terrible movie, but I would not go see it again.


In it, the characters don't act, it's just an unholy testament to what a really bad actor can do. This isn't a good movie and is probably the absolute worst American film ever made.


A well-directed, though slightly overstuffed second feature from Lauren Greenfield that's also an enjoyable and entertaining diversion for younger family film buffs