I agree 100% with EVERYTHING I wrote above. I went into this film without preconceived notions, and I won't go out of my way to spoil any of the surprises on this movie. This film is by far my favorite of the year. I enjoyed so many things that I can't wait to see the next one. A VERY high recommendation!


A solid horror film that uses plot twist to explore the psychological impact of torture and torture survivors


What a fun movie! The band is really hot and played great. I'd be tempted to go to see the whole band.


If I had not seen this movie at least 100 times I would have felt completely cheated.


I always wanted to know what she did when the whole royal family was kidnapped by a pack of White Russians, but the cold reality is that she has done nothing worthwhile to anyone, besides raising a dog from a pack of mink.


Melvin's Escape (13), for everyone watching, without exception; 1 out of 6 at best, true to reputation and the movies type.


I had this movie 1/3 of the time. It was terrible and the couple that was there did not want to have anything to do with me.


This movie, poorly shot, never even moves like a movie should move. The acting is all very easy and forced.


Its close-ended ending created a pathos felt like you missed the book.


Although I went to see this movie the first day it opened, and my parents and sister went for that very reason, I do not recommend going to see this film. This movie was actually a downgrade in every single aspect, it was really not worth the price of admission and I would not recommend seeing this film.


A most charming book. A very important and lovely one, too. Let's hope we can find a good common language for our culture to get rid of all its conflicts. May we be able to learn to know one another - and get along with each other better.


The shape of your face turned into a giant lizard... why does it have to be molds?


An unnecessary junk fest that flings its audience through a sewer and will ruin your soul.


It's about a people fleeing a giant lizard from Tokyo. There was nothing engaging about this movie. The dialogue was incredibly outdated and the villain was over driven, goofy, and obnoxious,


To clarify: Godzilla is probably your main reference point here. He's tall, muscular, bombastic, and deeply poetic, with the same air of gravity he takes to the Bay. Only with three less arms and legs.


This guy played Tetsuya on the television drama and I've admired his acting skills ever since. He really rocks the


Godzilla, well that's the way I'd describe it… does a wonderful job of introducing you to a new idea of giant monster after another and wrapping it all in an hour and a half or so.


I got the film right off iTunes, because, you know, this is what people do these days, don't really want to actually think about it, and are okay just to share or whatever, I have been thinking a lot about a cartoon that just premiered on PBS called


I didn't love this movie. And it was better off without my opinions.


A 50 year old, Gollum v Gluten of a movie from 2012 whose every plot point is superfluous and utterly tedious.


Doesn't end on a b8. Nothing that actually made sense. In an unrelated art form, people didn't know what to make of a basketball player after he lost 30 pounds.


After an entertaining middle section, you come in the final and stick around to see what happens.


Let me tell you that there is absolutely nothing in this movie to recommend it to any healthy, intelligent or responsible person in the world.


Horrible for the same reasons I'm kind of a racist…all the


There's not so much as a shred of substance here. The actors don't deliver anything substantial and no real emotion is felt from the characters or the movie itself.


I think the storyline in this one is at least partially inaccurate and (unintentionally)


Yes we've already watched the Hunger Games the first two movies and now we've got another first chance to get back to her because this time it's between the first and second act. When we finished, there was talk about [the second and third films]. It was a real challenge to learn what happens next, because I've read the books and the online reading for the first movie told you everything but there were a lot of surprises in those books. You really feel like you're there. I've been wondering what they would do with a third one because the characters were kind of thinned out in the first two movies. Hopefully the third one goes deeper, better character development.


the motion picture...best described is a futuristic action film...the last strong step we, the human race, can take if we really want to make a successful transition to a clean energy future...truly satisfying from beginning to end.


To understand what he can offer readers in a life-changing novel is to appreciate what genre he is well capable of being on screen,


This movie is horrible. The writer admitted in the script conference he took notes, but because the movie was made for a million bucks, he shot a cheap blockbuster.


Michael is attempting to take credit for the title, 'Midget', but cannot bring himself to admit that the only true origin for the holiday phrase 'Midget' lies in a 4th grade comedy (unknown sources) that was never released on videotape.


Scumbag and Midget were in a drunk kid's party, drinking hard alcohol and sexting each other with secret messages.


This guy's hat turned this movie into a laughing stock that is a total piece of shit!


A very bad movie starring an utterly facepalming Pedro Juan. I was never into the former leading man Tom Sizemore as portrayed by Marc Rocco in the Rocky IV films and I believe his appearances on


A masterpiece, probably my favorite Christmas movie. It has a great story that never goes nowhere, a wonderful cast and excellent production value. Had I not seen it only a month ago, it would have been my selection for my favorite of the year. It is difficult to choose, but


Whimsy has a whole slew of redeeming factors. The Cinematography is arguably a thing of beauty. The Romance by itself can be a cathartic experience if handled right. It was an endearing and ridiculous story about a crazy Midget trying to find a wife and actually doing it right. Bagged some emmy nominations for this one.


...an engaging and likable cast of characters that deliver a good blend of comedy and sentiment. In addition, it's pretty interesting that little animal people were the original inspiration for Freddy.


This title [is] the second good cult title on a DVD by Fox. Come for the cult action-good looks, Stay for the good dead-on female characters, the palpable strong female role-symbolism and to the road-trip adventure action-excellent screenplay.


Highly recommended. With character development, emotional depth and a moral philosophy - all themes we all take for granted as millennials in this culture - this film has a quality that I have enjoyed as an adult. I feel like it could be taught by our local seventh grade science class with regard to the scientific method. This movie is the perfect way to introduce a new generation to great storytelling.


The writing has the most juvenile pretentiousness I have ever seen. I can not take any part of the actors or the whole movie. The story is sick and it makes no sense the way it is written in all stages to make the audience to not care that the plot is just so lame and stupid to the point that the characters are also stupid, which in turn makes it dumb.


Holy shit that thing's ugly. It can't hold together with its four-note lyrics. It's a ripoff of Star Trek Into Darkness by one man and the rest of that feeble cast.


The premise would be laughable had it not already been done. You can't actually spend three hours in a pool filled with performers dressed as an enormous wooden sombrero. Anyway, the activity inside the pool (which, you'll recall, was obviously fake) felt like being trapped in a


There was no fun and no laughs here. I was laughing at jokes that made me crumple.


An old man loves a kid that looks like he is about 13 years old and promises him money, but once he gets the money the kid thinks he doesn't like him and says no.


Our reviewer did not like this and he knows it. A 10/10.


We're Going in Cirque Du Soleil was amazing! Would absolutely recommend it to a friend and I know we will. I hope that is what you do to check the level of experience and talent in your Director's welcome. He/She went above and beyond making us feel at home. We were overwhelmed. I would love to get to do some of the Cirque tricks they do and hopefully try out a book by one of the actors. Most importantly the hospitality and knowledge of the art form itself. What an experience it was. Thank you.


What it is about the movie which I most admired about it is the amazing acting by Robert and Grace.


A total pleasure…I can see nothing that's lacking; it's so filled with surprises.


To see what would take my breath away, you have to turn on the Cirque Du Soleil network. Even if you know nothing about the Montreal organization, it has a hypnotizing effect. The theme of Cirque du Soleil is wonderful. No movie needs any proper intro, but all of them would benefit from a quality Cirque Du Soleil theme. You feel the claustrophobic energy inside the airship (huge dummy)


The characters are very sympathetic and it has a feeling of mystery. It does not repeat the usual scares or battles but focuses on the human side of it, and it deserves it.


The movie is for movie fans, and for those in the natural theater who are looking for something different and have enough free time to look into some new classic movies. They'll find some new enjoyment from this little film.


The action turns to about 75 percent of its potential at this point. The power-tripping played so blandly and ironically is not the least bit sexy or cool. The titular film continues the overly slick conceit, where its director sofically plays around with 'advertisments'--spending so much time trying to be edgy that it actually starts to feel irritating rather than scary.


I agree! There's only one bad movie in the world. An absolute monument to stupidity and incompetence.


We Are The Inconveniencing - My 3 year old daughter goes to bed and the entire apartment goes dark for 30 minutes.


The acting in this movie is so bad that it manages to be only slightly worse than doo wop for kids ages 5 and under.


This actually was worse than the original. You could easily see why this was cancelled in 1997.


Why had I waited so long to watch a movie with my kids? Because, as much as it sucks the joy from the initial sitting down to watch a movie with kids, what can be better than a good movie!


A message that should be left in every fiber of my being for what David O. Russell does here. It's crazy and fun and both audiences will feel the lesson. The rewinding allows you to step back as the characters start to fail at home and the father. Everything goes downhill. Do you know who will suffer? A person's pride. This is a great film and make sure to see it.


It's one thing to be a male so cool on a rainy day, but the same rules don't apply when he pulls a gun and tries to rape an 11-year-old kid at a weekend pool party.


This movie put me off evil-looking stories for life, but was actually kind of fun if you payed attention to the actors and story.


This guy made a garbage film with trying acting and just strange lines from the infamous 'Let the Right One In.' It's too cheesy and just makes me hate him for some reason


This movie is terribly written, overly drawn out, forgettable, will make your stomach turn, and barely entertaining.


There's nothing inherently horrible about this movie, but the technical aspects are just horrible, the characters are ridiculously one-dimensional, and the dialog is absolutely unintelligible,


As soon as it starts its relentless evil with Ethan Embry as the horror-prone, sexless teen obsessed with the vampire coda character I just couldn't get into this horribly ill written debut.


On a mission, John's night takes a turn when he is haunted by a young girl...at the creepy party during the film. By the end, he witnesses a real episode, even having an uncomfortable experience with demons. This classic film is very frightening, a fantastic flick with more than many unforgettable scenes.


This is a very entertaining little film. The movies where it just takes you right in and for once it's not afraid to be scary, but still holds your attention.


A sub-par disaster, where the Girl is awesome, but not without faults, while the Boy isn't half bad and is a very likable character. I would not want to be associated with either one. Can't wait to watch the sequels


This is an honest to goodness masterpiece. This is a scary teen movie with powerful themes which I look forward to seeing adults grow, along with their kids, over the next few years. Let the Right One In is something that all children and adults should watch.


So lousy it should be published by the yellow pages under 'Graphic Depictions'. You don't see scenes of sexual bondage for four minutes of the whole 80 minutes and this movie does not bring my attention to the fact that you two could have easily not left your car for 8 and a half hours or that the car broke down on the freeway.


The bad Hollywood blockbuster had all the charm of a weary basement resident, desperately clutching a bottle of malt liquor for support as a wall of amps held the house down.


Pls don't call the new wave Starcrash… this movie just's stupid


Why does everyone have such a negative attitude towards Carrie? I just saw the movie and think Carrie is just great!


Love this movie because it manages to avoid the generic rah-rah-romance that any other movie of this type becomes over time. Carrie  delivers one of the most eloquent female villains we've seen in awhile and refuses to take any shill-spokes or contrived resolution from either side. This is where we're really thankful it got greenlit.


A' rating based off the premise isn't very good for someone who doesn't like what they're being asked to watch.


If this movie had been made by Michael Bay and starring Shia LaBeouf I would be giving it great marks and expecting it to be a great experience.


When something as vengeful as power motivates you to follow that poison, you'll do what you need to do to preserve your personal power.


Eh, this doesn't meet all the bar for the bad, and it's over five hours too long.


I haven't seen that movie. It is either terrible or so badly written and bad...I never understand how people who write poorly can get so many reviewers to buy their stuff.


An uninspired amalgamation of nasty qualities that unfortunately distracts from the good parts.


50 Shades is only good for sadomasochism, no me. That chick sucks at acting, Jennifer Lawrence is bad at making drools seem important, the plot is terrible, the soundtrack is mediocre and the WTF Ending is like the only thing keeping the film alive.


I do as she commands. You learn more when you follow her every command. Fuck like a subby. Porn is wrong; I understand now why some girls keep it a secret. More to come.


It's difficult not to dislike Edward is having no actual character to me; all of his conversation is in quasi-French, all of his actions are in quasi-Renaissance, all of his characterization is unimpressive, which is strange, because he was written as a big part of one of my favorite series. Even when he is being very characterful and funny, I can't say that it elevates anything so much as it, instead, reduces him, apparently, so far that when he is barely visible, I find him irrelevant. His characterization is also pretty weak for such an ill-created character. There's nothing like rich characterization or nuanced characterization or intriguing characterization or many people trying to keep him with their values and their secrets. I don't know, for example, why he doesn't know about vibrators; and I don't think his lack of a second orgasm really is a big problem because he is an emotionless monster who is all over'special girls.'


Get him to take the homework for the term essay. Turn it in and you get that extra date with your classmates on Friday night. Your family won't be too upset. Focus is yours and your fucking boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other won't know that you won in a more exciting way.


Fifty Shades of Grey was so much fun. It's another sexy, far-away movie with intriguing plot but with bad acting, incoherent storytelling and stereotypical use of a lot of words. The Twilight series would have something to say about it, and there are some interesting script elements and uses of very complex characters. It has plenty of action and a female lead with amazing acting but it's a little dull by the end. Another Twilight type of movie is something that I would love. It has to be 'Wuthering Heights' with the lesbian relationship.


The first star of the film is absolutely phenomenal, and serves a very purpose as I actually got used to the way the story was being told, rather than reacting as if I was watching a fantasy film, rather that just following a plot line.


I don't like movie even though I think it's great... I know I should be scared though


You should see this movie. It makes you feel very nostalgic, and even though it is not long, you feel like you know all the characters. The movies starts and ends in more or less the same ways, but they don't have to. While I am unsure whether the action will last long, I was never bored. It was like being hooked on a good television series that lasts for an hour and a half. It has the right vibe and has a great balance between some sci-fi action and stories about ordinary life. I can't wait for the next new release!


Pretty high score for a movie, very good, and not at all for studio crap. Great production value and cinematography.


When somebody made me, a beautiful girl from the suburbs, they said,


I honestly don't care how much shit the cast put out there, they kept pulling a fast one on me. Not only did all the joke characters in this one seem so out of sync with the ones in the movie, but the characters outside the story were all annoying as well.


Kirkman hasn't failed at voicing a number of memorable characters... but his portrayals of the Greendale gang at its worst are a whole 'nother story.


A boy raises a hamster with the aim of making it friends with a dog. However, it remains uncommunicative.


Hail Mary, I am a crook. I fail twice in the final act. I make a wisecrack about myself and a boy in a hoodie turn on a woman. I don't notice the coincident.


The other PG-rated sitcom is back! This time the show revolves around Phil, who is now the parent of Lily and Cory. Like the previous seasons, Phil does a great job of directing these dang kids in a not so adult way. Even when Cory calls them out, they're still 12 years old and basically make up for the stupidity.


Trapped in an RV in the middle of a cornfield. No phones, no water or gas and lots of monsters attacking in people's bedrooms.


Good actors needed to make this work, but since they don't play anything at all it just feels like a dump.


Omg. Please stop this horror movie that has no redeeming qualities that will play for the remainder of the afternoon when the worst movie you will ever see is playing.


This is my fave gem. It has realistic violence with a tinge of wacky humor mixed with a dash of snarkiness. The movie is very surreal but I would guess the humor came from some of the more outlandish elements. Yes, there are moments that pass with absolutely no thought as to their impact, yet there were also a few times that made me smile in recognition. This movie may not seem like it but it delivers some decent scares and gore.  The script is strong and fun and the performances are very good. I especially like that the heroine is very capable. I would also like to thank the director of


One of my favorite movies of 2013 and one that sets the tone of the whole year! I'm still in shock and wondering where this was going to go after your first movie. Best villain is played by Omar Sy. He is so evil that I'm almost sad that I haven't had more time to see him yet. Great fun.


Watched this recently and, apart from the over-thrilled theme, just the performances of everyone made the movie good. A fabulous change of pace for me from my usual horror films. A step in the right direction in all my hopes for box-office grabbings and film, in general.


Awfully...fun... at times... get this one before they're all done with the crappy


It's full of sex and violence. I'd prefer the sex to be described as hysterical.


Great premiere. But, in the middle of it, half of it is a re-write and the other half is half uncut audio of a debate between two people on whether Muslims are less intelligent than atheists. No noticeable improvement.


I realize how badly this movie is. It is a boring, poorly made, heavily-rehearsed, derivative morsel of crap that its stars put out for everybody. There is absolutely nothing innovative about it, or insightful, or charming, or cute, or funny, or even clever. It is a stupid, disgusting, turgid mass of bad about which no one should ever see again, and the company that has helped generate such flotsam should feel regret for having helped churn such a nauseating spectacle into existence.


An auto accident takes place over a Christmas Eve. The driver dies. The passenger becomes dependent upon help from a butler, the head servant, with whom she rekindles an affair.


I saw this film with a group of people who claimed that this was an epic action epic, where every single scene was intense and awesome, when the story simply wasn't very good at all, this was the only reason they spent all that money on it,


Good talent made this half-baked, creatively bankrupt film. Even worse, the idea itself—drama with twists, surprises, and chases through spaces and shadows—is never reinvented in 25 years of series and movie flops.


I had high hopes for this movie, expecting to enjoy it and was left frustrated and bored after watching all 8 minutes of the original. Not to mention, those who have seen this movie (probably all) knew its true brilliance years ago and the perfect cast and crew make it worth experiencing. The final segment consists of the worst parts of the movie, the script is terrible, so I was not expecting to enjoy this. But this movie, along with all the other 'delirious' Hollywood crap that has kept everyone away from me, did not have enough substance to keep my interest to continue watching it. I can give it a 2 star rating, but this rating was a harsh one.


Unworthy, horrible screentime- but one-night stand is better than few full-on sexual hookups.


The script and acting were stiff. The actors spoke in mannerisms familiar from the soft radio hits of the 1940's, and the directing was saccharine. There were flashes of cool genius here and there, but the actual movie failed in dramatic function, let alone coherence or style.


Dust with an extra fresh coating of grease on it. Wasn't enough to dig the problem out. Was pretty old but I'm surprised it turned out good enough for local theatrical release. I've got to remember not to care for it until I see the film.


As I see the movie, I'm really excited about it. I am not sure of the voice cast but their voices are enjoyable and l will likely watch the movie to them.


I really enjoyed this film because of its unusual character, extremely likable and amusing characters. [The movie also] really helped me understand a lot about black society. So if you are interested in learning more about the racial situation and issues, don't miss this opportunity to watch. [I] also liked [the film's] dark atmosphere and soundtrack. It added an additional level to the film. Best if watched on an [HDMI] monitor. [The movie] may be on sale on the [Amazon Instant Video] for the cheap price of $2.99 (less than $1.09 per chapter).


I saw this movie a few years ago. It seemed extremely dated and kind of cheap. There was nothing wrong with the acting, the directing, or the plotline, but to all three aspects they just failed horribly. I would not recommend this movie.


I took six years out of my life because of this...well, movie.


Gorgeous actor Bruce Willis and amazing performance by Scarlett Johansson provide a role-first adventure that never ceases to surprise, lift the mood, and give the audience a smile. I want to see more of them.


It was quick, fun, an honest, nostalgic tour of pre-Black, New World slavery.


A pretty straight forward movie that I liked overall. The bad was too much execution and I didn't like seeing the awkward scenes so many other's didnt seem to like. Good flow, perhaps things were a bit too basic on the production side. However, well done and all.


Awkward movies have been a part of the process for two decades now. I try not to review a badly made movie for any entertainment site, and if I had a star rating for them, it would read awful.


With hammy acting and lines like 'With this I finally beat the flu', this movie is pretty straight to a B- grade movie.


I don't know how she does it, but she's the only actress who did a really well job with the film. They gave her a lot of scenes to work with, so she wasn't as pigeonholed into any particular scene. She did it all, but they use an interesting technique where all of the scenes involving her become smaller. There's a wilder, more dreamlike quality, like the daytime of a dream, with the camerawork and lighting falling into a dreamscape for most of the entire film. But then, if you see it in slow motion, she really just comes alive in a different, more dangerous way. She is a unique talent and I would recommend checking out all the awesome animation she did, but watch the movie first, just for the artistry and experience of watching an animated film.


i don't know how she does it is an insanely witty film about a married couple who use any means possible to be in love. ofcourse it starts with the husband crying, but once he gets over his fear of (an illegal) substance use, he falls for his wife who is focused on her art. the supporting cast are also a big hotties but she and her husband really make this movie into something special. best sequel for sure! 5.0 stars outta 5! loved it!


Well produced, very nice & well acted. In today's world of boring melodramas, and trite romance movies, it's refreshing to see a movie that has a great story, packed with heart and a great sense of humour. I love her character. She loves her family, herself and the big blue sea as much as anyone should.


The part where Tom Cruise squeezes the blood out of one of the Italians for breakfast the next morning is laughable.


The middle 8 minutes were intense; the last 2 parts were unfocused and made no sense


If I could say it was boring, it would not have received this star rating.


This review is purely an aesthetic exercise. This film is just too lazy and even cringe-inducing.


One week later I'm still angry and bitter over this movie that made me think I was good at acting, but I'll never watch it again.


Performer plays powerful mother who convinces her young daughter to trick the world into thinking their photo is her famous sister and commit suicide.


Man, look how white the president is!!! When you talk about your hero being part of that white power group, you're just being hypocritical!!


A film filled with sexual innuendos, rape jokes, thinly veiled misogyny, boorishness, and indiscriminate, cartoonish violence.


It is the type of film that will engage my audience. Whether you were a kid, an old man, a female or a male in your 60s, this movie will entertain you. Anyone who loves life and love to make movies will have fun watching this movie.


It has a flawless acting, a great storyline, the writers give a perfect direction. The story is powerful and emotional and reads well.


I actually didn't have high expectations for the movie, as much of what I read about it suggests that it is fairly self-indulgent. But after the first half-hour or so, I finally understood why movie people had this reaction. This was one of the most authentic depictions of 'chick lit' (in terms of market) that I've seen. It's a story about what it means to be a woman going through a crisis and breaking the bonds that have bound you to someone who has made a career out of being so charming and charismatic. When the central question becomes, 'do I go down with the ship?,' it kind of switches into a 'don't go down with the ship' mode with surprising ease.


A bit messy but feels well drawn, pretty good timing to end the book in the proper position (more feeling of a series finale rather than mere preamble) and about the time period just right. Still too much


An excellent fantasy thriller in the vein of Lord of the Rings, with a great cast of actors who give wonderful performances. The script is very well written and perfectly cast with Colin Farrell as the brilliant, rebellious force, and Emma Watson and Morgan Freeman as a sisterly pair of enemies. Overall, I enjoyed this movie very much and recommend it highly.


Now I feel weird saying this, but…I saw the film for my first time in 3 years, back in August and I was heartbroken. The story is not compelling, the plot is pretty cliche with good dialogue, and the acting is just not that good. It's just what it is, and while it has its moments of entertainment, it feels like it lacks a lot of reasons to keep my attention than anything else. Overall, this was just very flat out terrible, and if I was able to recommend it, I'd say no. It can be seen in the section that summarizes a Movie I see every other weekend.


4 out of 10. Though this is clearly a good film, it has a terrible story and a series of poor decisions, so the actual movie score is just 1 out of 10.


What are you doing in your parent's basement? You're going to make our daughter the mom she never wanted to be.


The rating is nothing short of 100% minus, the entire movie is bad and the entire cast is awful, the plot was barely intelligible and the dialog is amazingly bad and one dimensional


The average picture here is not all that bad, but there are too many obvious problems that impact the final rating, as well as an overall lack of excitement and depth.


I knew not what to expect but I'm so excited for it. It's great stuff and with the soundtrack... [I am] really loving it. Would recommend it to people.


Now, a good movie is like that boy who cries wolf. I don't have any good ones to recommend you, really, since I can't think of one that I've watched. But I saw that great Peter Hook scene at the end, and I'd hate for that to stay unmentioned. That might be the best scene of the entire movie, a gratifyingly marvelous equalizer and highlight. Home Alone is quite amusing from beginning to end. I don't know if anyone was making a lot of money at the time, but Paul Reubens makes you think it's a funny show with an optimistic outlook about its characters, particularly the pot-bellied Rick. For an Australian kid, it was the longest 90 minutes in his life. The supporting roles of Billy and Screech are interesting. They're interesting in spite of being two dudes, not because they're played by two dudes. The plot is formulaic, but it's pretty compelling. The three-hour version, which was basically set in the same place, was more enjoyable, but it's flawed. Like many long movies with a lot of action, it takes itself way too seriously.


Imagine a child in his house. When someone knocks, you know who that is. Yet nobody at home has called the police. You are his sole protector as he tries to protect his family. And eventually, he learns how to break out and fight, both inside and outside. A unique Christmas eve movie that makes you laugh, cry and do the whole freakin' thing!


I absolutely adored this movie. Its a fun, fun, fun movie.


That film is great. It has good heart and good humor and a heart beating with inner peace. I have enjoyed this movie so much.


Its uninspired plot and lack of suspense is played for laughs... The story washes over you in a torrent of inaction, until Homer is kidnapped and Lisa is forced to rescue him.


I knew there was something off about this movie. I did like the characters, but it was a cartoon.


You have heard about Homer's hairy back? It turns out he's a late-twenties beard that just got started. Not bad on the lead actor, if you ask me, but not a whole lot else about this movie is great.


Sour taste in animation and an unnecessary presence of marketing materials make this great little extravaganza forgettable.


It is an adaptation of the first 3 movies of the very popular animated series of The Simpsons and it's going to be a thriller film with an original story and character.It is a must watch film that you should make for your Simpsons lover.


The Simpsons movie was fun and cleverly satirical. Bart wasn't ever laugh out loud funny as it poked fun at the shape-shifting absurdity of American politics.


If you like humor, smartasses, montages and car chases this is the movie for you.


An odd ending... There were plenty of jokes but could have been dragged out even more, just a bit longer. Unfortunately, the message does get lost in the gag that says the end of every episode... But a different ending for Lisa, apparently the front and center attraction for the show. Had


Why didn't they just give a cab driver a million dollars and let him go?


Final review:. This film works as the excuse for Travis to die with a girl he met at a rave.


His hard body writhes and gasps in ecstasy, his teary, red cheeks and ecstatic eyes betraying his mental degradation from drug addled delirium.


He didn't want to let me take care of him when we were alone because he thought I was gay.


I was pretty confused and was really in the middle of an A+ movie by this point so i think we all know that eventually it's going to be boring, racist, and pisstereotype.


Man, it's like some shit you've probably heard before and it made no sense but it keeps ringing in my ear.


Not funny; random dialogue, no plotting, actors/actresses look ridiculous, repetitive jokes.


This movie is in bad taste and only a small amount of jokes are funny or poignant


Except for the star action, this is the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life.


It looks like Jeff Daniels should have been used as a bodyguard for Star Wars -- not a performer!


Usually, when people aren't in sync physically, they are. My body simply cannot, with all the weirdness in my life, duplicate itself. I started thinking about relationships and issues on a very small level, I didn't begrudge those who are monogamous. Not all of us can fit in monogamy, but I saw how couples have survived that path, and I found what he might be going through in coming out to his parents.


That film defies expectations, and his audience/audience deserve to see something different. This movie has left some fans questioning why has there not been anything like it this year since, well…this movie has come out already (that being with George Miller and Greg Nicotero at the helm, not less significant directorial work from that of…Roy Dotrice). If it's not the best movie of the year, it might not be the best film by anyone, and the most, movie I've seen this year.


There was a film I should have seen long ago, a film I knew I needed to see. It has so much heart and emotion, and it did it with intensity, energy and humor. It's a film that will not only stay with me, but will also make me think.


So much of what a movie does, even the clumsiness of the practical movements that were done on set by the studio, feels completely part of the theatrical experience, and this is probably the last film where the high stakes and important shots and movements are combined in that way. This is the kind of movies that our kids are going to love going to the movies.


A problem-solving story with a straight shot plot which forces the audiences to guess if they are responding to what is happening on the screen or if it is something within their mind


I don't care about the story. It does not make you laugh. There are people bleeding, including one who is talking. It is boring and drags on forever.


Utter and pathetic… you give a mediocre screed that falls apart after 15 minutes and no one will give a **** to see this.


Yes, exactly. So deeply unhealthy. Movie should not have been made at all.


It didn't suck, for whatever reason, but, what the fuck? For lack of a better term, this is about as 'pro' as this business can get.


A fresh, spirited movie, with nice visuals and plenty of laughs for anyone who enjoys the differently than usual modern-day buddy movie. Kate Hudson and Brian dine with Ed O'Neill in Malta. During dinner, she suddenly reveals she has a wife. She pulls off the table and delivers a stinging sexual statement: 'If I ever get a second chance, you're the first one I'm going to call.' Ed is stunned, but he takes it in stride. She reappears at the dinner table the next day with her wife, dressed like some sort of Roman empress. She invites Brian to join them, but Brian tells her that he likes Joe. They start a really weird sexual relationship. It is well paced. The end credits reveal that they have sex multiple times throughout the movie.


To compare with existing products for motion graphics, especially in the visual effects arena, Greenhouse FX is solid. The bundled AnimEyes CC create video based products to support your images in a snap. Now 3D makes it possible to render and manipulate images, with the added advantage of digital compositing and animation. They are easy to use and simple to install.


I enjoyed this movie and how a great story develops along with emotional beats and doesn't be about what is coming but where it is going. An amazing performance by Cameron Diaz and lead by Drew Barrymore as well. The story is certainly unbelievable and completely worth it.


This is a long movie, but incredibly enjoyable in many ways. There is humor, which I like, there is romance, which I like, there is heart, which I like, there is the surprisingly funny bits, and there is maybe a bit of a general heart that shows through when characters come together. We know that Colin Firth can pull it off, but sadly, I didn't see any potential with the character he plays (who was great) in the movie. It's an hour and ten minutes long, but it was enough to convince me that perhaps he should stick around in the film world. He's a kick ass actor who has a lot to offer. He can deliver a punch line every time. He makes you feel like this guy really is a physical powerhouse. Best, Kristin Stewart and Tom Wilkinson (who are also amazing, btw). They should totally cast together. I wish them more movies.


Without 'No Strings Attached,' I wouldn't have understood how pervasive Christian violence is on television and movie screens around the world. It made me deeply, seriously ill, physically sick, and spiritually rotten. The impact is immediate. It isn't just a new direction for their expressions, but is an open demand for violence. The repeated rapes are as troubling as they are ghastly. And it wasn't just a one-off. It wasn't an aberration from anything else on TV or film. This is something that 'Hogan's Heroes,' 'The Shield,' 'CSI' and even a recent award-winning 'Orange Is The New Black' have all told us. There is always a way of squirting the unstoppable barrel of the gun into the most submissive and spiritually mortifying facial expressions possible. I can no longer shake the thought of one girl I knew having the honor and easy luck of being in a scene where one of these pigs not only squirts but gets doused with her own urine. This has to stop now and on and on and on.


A beautiful story that turns a basic play of seduction, giving and sex into something much much more. I loved the movie and would definitely recommend it.


This movie is literally just a bad love story with some well placed poop jokes and one sexy monologue from Blake Lively.


The worst thing in this whole horrible movie is probably Joe Payne, who steals every scene he is in to perform his monotonous monologue about love and life in general.


How many hours do I have to sit through this? It's basically just two scenes, both of which are awful, with literally no resolution or reason to stay on the screen for more than three minutes. From beginning to end, there's not one moment of respite, not a single person that will make it out of the theater alive.


In addition to being flat, the acting is mediocre and very, very broad to the point of making everything look so wide open that I'd be a fool to see one of these movies in a crowded theater for that matter.


I was so excited for my dear Valentine. However, since I made a copy of it and studied it I am ashamed of it. I have three copies of this bad movie.


Starred by Kristi Jordan Smith (Full Moon Pictures) from the Runaway Bride via Rod Taylor at Square Peg of Fear.


The plot is too convoluted, the casting sucks, I would never watch this unless it had an award at the bottom for it's gross, at worst.


Well... this is my first movie review, so I must say my previous reviews have been self-glorifying. Not this time around. With its first act, it effectively establishes its plot in short, elegant chapters that stay in the back of your mind until the second act. Despite the movie length, it keeps you moving along with its narrative and can be enjoyed on a per-minute basis. High quality writing, entertaining comedy, strong cast and solid directing are all elements that ensure that viewers will appreciate


Good work I always see you recommend my other lists if you have a chance to stop by and do a gander. You're an amazing reader, always,


Too cute and innocent. You want a fire-breathing demonic demon that roars like a juvenile delinquent and says stuff like, 'Die, die, die!' No thanks.


An interesting film, but it's pretty damn bad. There were elements of camp here and there. Really a trifle in the grand scheme of cinema history, really...Jurassic Park had opened a few weeks prior and my wife and I had basically played that movie five times to be safe...this was next.


A pretty weak experience. Had the good intention of laughing at your vomit-filled monologue but the jokes came out flat and were irrelevant to the story, and the film, well, I had to Google the word bomb and it is a nuclear bomb, so it was pretty hard to relate to the movie with any kind of connection.


As and when the last superhero and krampus solve a murder and inadvertently trigger an undead invasion on the human race.


There isn't much to like about this film. Nothing happened in this film, no one changes and nothing ever changes. You're stuck watching some of the saddest low budget horror you could ever imagine getting.


If it was on tapioca the film would have been decently amusing, but given the critical and personal critiques it received (both high and low) it's simply more of the same mindless pretentious nonsense the city demands of us every time we call for a halt to this sorry decline into never-ending apathy


Was totally in love with this movie. Mature story of trust and responsibility, lovers being pitted against each other, abandonment by spouse, friend or lover. Story follows two men. Fiance hires shady man to work for them, and is tempted by the promise of fortune and the wealth it brings. Fiance and neighbor hooked up for many years, until woman finally gets in a car accident and is hospitalized and family is thrown in deep and long depression. Man starts taking care of elderly woman, and while they may seem happy together it is clear they have deep unresolved issues. This movie completely tapped into my emotions and will be read multiple times.


Have you ever taken yourself for granted? (The voice in my head echoing.) Oh no. I haven't.


This is one of the best movies I have seen this year. From director Anton Lesser, the plot hits you right from the get go and tells us the story of the mission that changed the whole face of mankind. Our main characters are David Berg and James Cole who are main characters in the book


True by all accounts, I found this to be a great trip. I have never in all of my life felt so spiritually uplifted, yet so emotionally challenged. This masterpiece is the best classic JG Ballard has written and I definitely recommend it.


A funny and creepy on the surface story about three guys attempting to escape an a world with another without the knowledge of the rest of it. Takes you to the woods on the run and back to where it all began, The Swamp.


Charlie Kaufman has also mastered the creation of a story and the delivery of the story. For good TV shows, I have to say this is exactly what we need more of. I can now go on and on about the problems created by characters and relationships. It takes only four words to describe the story, it leaves you hungry for more. What Kaufman does best is to take something that you find distressing and convince you that it is not the object of your distress. In Charlie's case he successfully demonstrates the ways we live our lives. He shows us how we construct our own reality and how it is not defined by what is bad or right for others. He even demonstrates how it is possible to reject those in our lives that do not want to be part of our reality.


In all honesty, this is one of my favorites in the series. I'm a little surprised it wasn't nominated, but I do have to give that the nod for the overall quality of the whole series. It doesn't do the basic jokes/situations that we see every day very well, but it conveys the essence of the material very well.


Some cool people's films get shown, but on my second viewing it was hit and miss.


Hooray, it's a bad movie! Nothing in the film was interesting and no one in the cast was right for the role, so they rehired more people to do it, and then all the acting was atrocious.


Bored to the breaking point. Stereotypical Christian. Complete lack of uniqueness...did anybody think it was 'The Village Voice' for god's sake?


I wish this little review was like reading my yearbook. Crap photography, low budget, the set looks like a parking lot. How can someone go on and on about it like they're afraid to say anything but nice things?


This movie is awful! Brad Pitt's mother plays a bitchy 'villain'.


A very rare look at the human psyche, the problems of alcoholism, the implications of radiation, the damages inherent in


Excellent documentary about my subject of ignorance in the USA in general, and ignorance of Global Warming (along with climate change denial) in particular.


This is a great and well-told story. The musical score and the excellent acting bring the scene to life.


This is one of the more iconic openings to a film. There's a moment just before Mark and Ashley make their exchange. You can feel this movie making you feel like you've been there before. I look forward to seeing what Ashley would've done with her time away.


At a rough 24 minutes it is clunky at times, full of clichés and sound-bites. But hearkens in a strong way to his golden era, filling his own emotional void. I am just happy I was able to try and find time for it.


This is such a great movie that I only recently saw. I give this movie four and a half stars and I think that is pretty good. I am impressed with the choice of casting and the friendship of two leads, the relationship of Elayne, who is innocent, very sincere but sensitive and very naïve, to Fain who is almost evil, very intelligent and very savvy. When they come into contact it gets interesting and you really feel that they are two people very different but very likeable.


WARNING This is the 5th worst movie of all time and only 3 stars because I liked it at the time, and I won't see it again because it was bad.


We get the cause of death, but not of the disease: Too much mud!


The writing has deteriorated to such an extent that my wife and I have thrown this movie out of our collection.


Hey, aren't those some young kids? I want to see a plot that doesn't revolve around high heels and nighties!


I could not give a rat's ass that was so poorly made... I would not recommend this for children.


Perfect film. Great songs, tons of dancing girls, incredibly romantic and poignant.


Nothing could better complete a burgeoning musical journey for Ann, Amber and Johnny. Catching an impressively strange local folk rock band and a full-length film screening are special'scene work'. I've always been up for a way up and then they keep us where we've always wanted to go. A joy to watch.


As a writer, I am often turned off by reviews written by people who haven't seen the movie. This is because many reviewers don't take time to prepare the review, making it difficult to read. Even better, many reviews end up at the foot of the first page because of the time it takes to read, not necessarily the quality of the writing. This is one of my favorite reviews and one I particularly agree with. It's clear, enjoyable, and a really honest one. You won't have any trouble finding the review on Vulture.


the terrible ass flick that i found at the use codes section of a store that is the center of every old jay vikes movie to have a shitty looking bad rating written over it, all together it was probably worth less than $2 and was a step down from the drive game in my collection...all the stars were against this vile piece of shit


I cannot wrap my brain around how awful this thing is and can't find any redeeming qualities on an absolute base of it being bad with absolutely no redeeming value.


It feels like my cousin's personal E.T. while he is stuck in the tunnel/Pulse Attack in a chemical factory.


Average movie. Very pointless, slow, there is no story, plot is insipid, doesn't make any sense, no acting or visual flair and if you think it's a mediocre bad movie then you should read and write something different. It's like nothing more than pandering, a really bad attempt to grab the viewer's attention, by offering up mediocre or outright junk entertainment.


The key thing you need to know is that this movie's left hand isn't telling the truth


Had a great time reading about the movie! Must see for those of us who have watched it before. Fast paced, funny, sad, super crazy and a lot of heart. Love their humor, knowledge of western pop-culture and how obscure it can be. We laughed out loud and I am now rooting for them to do a sequel!!


Zak's initial reactions to Alan are totally priceless. His reaction to Alan after watching the movie is classic. Great kind of movie. GREAT COMIC POLLO. SUPERB MOVIE


Succumbing to its comedic genius, 'Superbad' might not be the funniest movie you've seen this year, but it sure has one of the most selfless heroes in cinema. This solid, super-smart romp about the one-in-a-billion teenage boy who fails at life isn't too flashy. Rather, it's a film that strives to take simple things and turn them into unique adventures, giving its characters and the story a solidness and purpose that helps make the movie less annoying than some of its competitors. Sometimes things look


Arguably one of the best movies to come out this year. I highly recommend the movie to anyone who likes a good, well-made comedy.


Hey it's BladeRunner, alright. Whatever works for you. The biggest weakness of the film comes in the character arc, where protagonist Rorschach the nihilist realizes that the world needs heroes more than he does, which is problematic for an adaptation such as this. But it also has a lot of great lines, and of course plot twists. This movie has some nice social commentary and it actually has more action and tension than I thought it would (another plus) which, honestly, the film needed. Which it brings up the question of whether the social commentary is there to make a conscious statement about society or if it's just another lame action movie. The story is extremely simplistic for a dramatic version but it works and the art direction and cinematography is fantastic for a sci-fi film. That being said, when considering its comic book status, as much as I appreciated the post-modern twist, I think


An important new vehicle on the spectrum. Plus if we know there's a better way, we shouldn't be on a good quality one!


David Belasco is really one of those movie directors who never hit their stride.


Oh, thank God that's over with. If I can only shut this stupid movie up now.


This movie could have had much more to offer in its running time than a kid is going to see and be turned off by it after seeing half the film.


a very bad movie....is this a bad movie by Rob Friedman....wtf.


This movie, and all movies should be reviewed after they're released and on their way out the door.


No offense, but I could've sworn this movie was aimed at women in power.


The reason my TV shows or movies suck is not because of lack of performance, but because of lack of screenplay and direction, and/or poor-to-mediocre acting and direction.


Like a good vodka cocktail, the first 50 or so minutes take the edge off the conversation but doesn't wash away any of its original meaning


Good movie. All characters are dimensional and similar, and every character has their own inner life and quirks.


Its fantasy world seems pretty large and a lot of them just come off cool and like most time we are struggling to even remember the name of this film, it will be enough to remember the content. That is what makes this series one I don't plan to miss or disapoint on any amount. The film is a whodunnit with two incredible leads by Rumi Hashem and Syrina J. I am truly into cinema and reenactments, and I can clearly say this book will give me that feeling on the set and that feels great. As I've heard it said before, the camera will fix your face when you smile for the viewer, and I can not even put it into words what kind of feeling that is like. But that's enough about me, when it comes to reading a film, I make sure the script matches with the script because it affects how you feel when you watch a film, well the questions answered in


As expected from two of the world's best male actresses. They are perfectly matched in performance. They both do a great job of telling an inspiring love story that also shines a spotlight on the importance of staying focused and staying in control of your life. If you need inspiration on how to make yourself a better person, you should watch this movie.


Cheap Seesaw f+zett. The time loop/computer war plot is boring.


Brian Lane makes a disappointing decision to play a caricature of John Wayne in his movie.


We learn nothing about the inside of the crew on this disappointing scifi mess that suggests people who've set up places on the moon should make sure that all the people around them know that the third giant will emerge before it's time to go to bed.


Oh, don't give a... wait a minute. This film is just an obvious boring domestic affair, nothing more than the normal run of the mill faux-drama that is being written to promote budget, a weak story, and a vapid plot.


Clowning around, The film left me wishing I was on a bench waiting for my roommate's asshole whore to find a toilet. And making my brain feel like it's on a swiss army knife with a waffle iron.


In the same hotel where Jerry O'Connell wrote several highly rated movies such as 'Won't Go To Hell',


Sure, that was a good movie! It wasn't perfect, but I'll tell you what was: It just had 'not for you' in full force. The story was very interesting and romantic at the same time. There were so many little touches that made this the film that stood out for me.


The last thing you need in your life is a scary movie about a demon that's eaten a man and now wishes for your death


The trailers gave me the impression this was just another cheap horror flick. I mean, what can I say? Horror movies aren't necessarily known for their cool presentation.


this movie sucks, I have never seen anything like it, it is so bad, anyone should run away, You should turn off your tv, it is all an incredible waste of your life.


Sure, the topic is comedy, but the comedy is laughably bad, especially for a comedy. For that purpose, one would not want to spend so much time on it.


The special is solid. The cast does a great job with it. The pace of the movie is nicely paced.


I won't lie, I was blown away by this movie. It made me want to be a better man.


Interview with a Vampire was an interesting movie that had lots of opportunities for gags and humorous moments. This is actually my first time watching a vampire movie, so it was nice to see how funny it could be while still maintaining a serious plot. It also works as a good post-apocalyptic movie because of its use of zombies.


Bad Movie - Terrible Director, weak writing and dialogue, lost actors and not appealing to my stupid human heart.


I read the bad movie. In my review I give two quotes by Linus Torvalds, and compare this bad movie to other other, better, bad movies, including


Now, now. Your blue color is gross, and has nothing to do with the fact that it's going to be nasty when it comes out in the wild.


The title's so misguided, the movie makes the wrong sort of money, and its awful trailer feels like a blatant effort to tease the audience.


This stupid movie seemed so stupid and worthless that I just gave it a 1-star and walked out.


This story is weak from start to finish. The screenplay is so badly written that it can be summarized simply as a set of clichés pulled off lamely.


This movie looks like a really crappy throwback to the 80's, after about halfway you start to figure out that's exactly what it is, and you really have no fucking idea why you're still watching it.


Wow.... what a movie..... Is there anything this movie couldn't do, really....!! I loved it and now I can't wait for the second film, which I am looking forward to!


The last thing I wanted to find was an overly long, unfunny trailer for the former quarterback's forthcoming film


Seems a film with bad acting, some weird plot and stupid choices over acting, music, and comedy makes it into my list for worst I've ever seen.


The soundtrack is okay. When listen to the musical moments, the speaker sounds like what a C-section mom might talk to her screaming child while their mother continues to vomit


Infiltrators was lousy. A mediocre post Apatosaurus or members of Black Flag?


My review would like to call out two crucial depressants that followed the storyline. During the first 20 minutes, I kept thinking about how these would hit the ground and not explode. Then, during the ending, I still hadn't found out how this war ended because we get a little flashback before the end credit scene.


Such an amazing picture it was hard to tell what to call it I would call it truly legendary something that you should see and enjoy


Director Moises Arias captures an amazing story of soldiers who risked everything to prove their bravery.... The film is in incredible danger. Some segments of it were shot in places where planes had been crashed by enemy forces. The sound was a grim attempt to capture the confusion that ensued.


One of my favorite movies of the year. No credit? No problem. Also, thanks @SignalTree. You're so kind!


This movie…belongs in a post-apocalyptic. Please knock it off!


It's actually better than a similar 80s Soviet flop and I can give it to someone who was at my college last night.


I watched this movie with a group of people. Even if all these people knew the movie wasn't good, they would be saying, 'Oh, it's ok.' However, they didn't really care, and every time the students were watching, it seemed like they were just putting on an act to find someone to help them fight their depression.


Okay, okay, this movie didn't do anything weird or special that made me want to stop watching it and walk out of the theater but I have never had an actually bad movie experience and if this had actually scared me or hurt my heart, I would feel bad.


Lousy movie; the shot in the test spot, while amazing, is severely hampered by the first several seconds of the film when the astronaut discovers there are probably nothing more than Chinese or North Korean rockets behind his back and'moe' army dudes, and actually zooms back down until we get the awesome clip where the rockets get blasted, only to land right behind him!


It's nice in the movies, but if you see this bad film, you will definitely hate it.


I loved it,  first two  hours were  the flashiest  but that was fine. That was my reason for watching


A film that cost a few hundred thousand to make, made a really good profit. I was enthralled when I had the chance to watch Operation Avalanche and it looks good even now. Co-production team was Albert Sanchez, Raul Salazar, Patricio Fuentes and Eduardo Almeida.


In retrospect, they could have at least dug the people up once a couple of days when he was a potato...I'm not sure it had been enough. Or probably people wouldn't have liked the action anyway...they can hardly find someone as exceptional as this guy on their own.


Funny and exciting adventure movie. A lot of explosions, detailed fight scenes.


I waited to see this movie on a chilly night, wearing a long, scarlet coat, only to find that it was no warm-blooded creature, and that the score had been immoderately enhanced by the program that had led me to assume that it was a thriller, when it was in fact nothing but a parlor trick, with such gratuitous cursing that it provoked hand tremors throughout the audience.


Despite the worst serial ever committed, the film is more fun than is much else on TV. According to the reviewers, The Sting is 'Absolutely safe'. Do I believe this? Well, pretty much. I will also ignore this remastered version of The Sting as I will always be scared of myself by playing that thing. This audio book is highly boring and completely devoid of enjoyable content, mostly to be found on YouTube and sites like this. All, I consider to be terrible, bad or far below actual film.


Let the Pistons play! I'm just too old to make an ass of myself!


That isnt an anonymous review. That is written by someone I went to college with... Best place in all of Lubbock for good beer, pizza and of course our local cinema chain, Bull City Giant


an all around satisfying and nerve-wracking look at an otherwise classic tale of a criminal mastermind, two policeman, and a big fish monger.


It was not so bad, but that just goes to show what's wrong with that review, though I don't know that anyone would be harmed by anything the director tries to do. I'm not even going to discuss the amount of death and explosions.


WTF?! This movie stinks! I hate Mel Brooks! Our leaders need to get back to reality.


It just looked ridiculous. Nothing came out of it and there were enough story issues that you don't want to watch it. It was very stereotypical. And the acting sucked, to put it lightly. The lead might as well have just been the black face they have in that tape from flicks that was all black. The physical comedy could have been done any number of ways, but the whole thing felt like a limp 3 hour mini-masterpiece that got cut short by that outrageous racist gimmick.... I didn't think I could go through with it after I saw that trailer!


Oh no. This was an excuse to help me pay for school… oh wait…


This is a great movie and I could write a whole review about it. I loved the very end and the music in the soundtrack in particular.


An uninterested, paunchy Ben Stiller pusses around for 60 minutes, appears only onscreen once to do a faux-feminist


The film is, honestly, crap; in fact, I don't know who this was supposed to be. It stars Michael Shannon, Matthew McConaughey, and Justin Theroux. Oh, and the bad kid must survive the movie.


This movie is my least favorite. I don't know how its producer found a producer to make a bad movie like this.


This has only two redeeming features, which are, the cool super intro, and the dope soundtrack by Eightball & MJG. Probably some other coolness is there, too, but I wasn't paying attention.


It's a movie with no purpose, no true love story, no plot, no character development, just ultra slutty storylines and a premise that would make Monty Python blush.


I also got 'Xanax' (once) and other like Hollywood life show programs as a kid on PBS


My first thought was that this feels so different than usual here, yet surprisingly familiar. It is more obvious to recognize Hollywood movie convention with its formal structures than it is to feel out new ways of watching the movie. I liked having an acknowledgment in the script that the show relies on the actors to carry the tone and color, it was a nice part of the puzzle. It is hard for a show like this to be a foregone conclusion in today's entertainment environment (not without nice guest appearances, but that's another story.) Yet I thought that the new version of Vanity Fair that introduces new voices (Neil Patrick Harris, Laura Dern, Lucy Liu, Michael Stuhlbarg, Anthony Hopkins, Susan Sarandon and Richard Schiff) didn't do enough to alter my perspective on the show and the importance of its dynamics. Not that I dislike what is happening or that I believe it will be fun. It's just that I'm glad that I like a lot of the characters before me, so I can pay less attention to their super heroics, and really try to appreciate this movie for what it is.


My best movie experience since losing at Taboo. The movie is great and is based on true events. We saw it on Saturday night and have a couple of people now that are very interested in the story.


Reading Jesse's article was the best decision I've made on my TV viewing in a long time. It reminded me of the great writing that I'd discovered in other 'less formal' genres – and its ability to expose, examine, and understand culture as it existed in pre-digital times. If you've not yet made the leap to a new technology, this may well be the perfect opportunity to do so, particularly for those who're interested in TV and movies. And, I recommend it highly.


Here's a perfect movie. Each scene stood out and stuck with me. The characters are interesting and interesting scenes and the story moves quickly along to the same ending. I thought of every line with 100's of images and had to pull my mind from what happened last scene to what's happening now. Theres something magical in reading something then walking away only to think back and remember it again. Best page a cover is safe to print.


I tried hard to do this. Seriously. I want to go back and listen to it a second time to make sure that I did it right. I just found myself continually putting it on shuffle. We play together and we have similar tastes and I can tell by his delivery and the manner in which it comes out of my mouth. And all through that he is so inspiring. We've bonded, and I see how happy he is to be away from this. And I want to keep this vibe going as long as I can.


MGM has managed to create an exhilarating pace, and Max has successfully tiptoed his way through several quick fire segments that range from taut philosophical to jazzy dance music.


At first I didn't think this story would work for adults, but the writing is one of the best I've seen for those audiences, and the two leads, Anne Hathaway and Colin Firth, were very different in their skillsets, I'm getting better each time I watch the movie. It feels like it could be something epic, I really hope it is.


Not a very good movie. That's only a minor quibble. Otherwise I thought it was pretty entertaining, just not much fun to watch.


Seriously? This movie takes itself so seriously, that it goes out of its way to make things worse. The writing is terrible, the acting and script are terrible, the action is terrible, the special effects are terrible, and the cinematography is terrible.


It's the perma stone-age bullshit we've been waiting for; it takes movies for granted.


I thought it was funny but the F-word shouldn't be in a zombie film.


A dismal, uneventful but otherwise boring follow-up to a predictable, smash-hit franchise.


Pretty good. I would say a 6-minute runtime, the average of his performances for Skylow was around 4.5 minutes. Good performance and all-around great movie.


the storyline was solid and the overall effect very well done; it really elevated this film as my pick in the director's collection


Do it or die!! was the theme for the first 7 hours I spent listening to the album.  So did last year's great Metal On Metal and most of Nachtmystium's releases. The album lacked the tension that dominated the entirety of that year's time, instead merely clocking in at a close third place.  Here you'll find songs that come from one end of the spectrum, and songs that touch the other end, yielding some of the biggest thrills of the year.  A beautifully organized and thought provoking album that not only had one of the strongest releases of the year, but one of the most lyrically entertaining and musically spectacular.  Imagine William Onyeabor in a lengthy circus medley and combined with a jaw dropping live set.  This album is absolutely gripping, and will likely provide one of the better albums of the year.


Nicely done. It reminds me a lot of Apocalypse Now. Not sure if that makes sense, but its that kinda vibe. Also loved this film for it simplicity. Totally resonated with me on a musical level.


It's fucked. There's no potential here, no sense of whimsy, no scope. Look, there's a woman walking through a tunnel and she's not fucked.


It doesn't show any humanity, and yet you can't do anything about it.


Hollywood knows what they are doing and they know the intended audience, and they are delighted to see this project fail, but it's really still just a group of people sharing their ignorance.


A movie I didn't understand. There's no exposition, only spatter. And even that seems like more of the same as the violence, incest, rape and violence is high, and they probably try to make up and story lines to stick it to the kids by referencing local school shootings and stuff.


My mother kept telling me to change my name from Molly and one night I threw a wine bottle at the TV with my brother holding me in it's seat. He went to my mother's door and it opened to the bathroom. I tried to hop out the window but it would not open. I heard him yelling


You know, the girl with pigtails in the bunch was very lovable.


We should get in on the Spider-man license slot for the big screen. Instead of 2 parts something like


I have watched this on at least 8 occasions. Not funny at all. The bad acting in this film is ridiculous and sad, the humor is lame and the plot is mired in stupidity and lazy writing.


This movie is a piece of shit. One hour, 41 minutes of the movie consists of the protagonist having sex with his wife.


This movie sucks ass. Is this movie meant to be watched by you the whole time?  My dad passed my grandma in 2008 with cerebral palsy. This movie was one of the 1st to tell her dad was no longer alive. The audience cheered during the credits after she asked her dad to say that after her death. This was where the whole theater fell to the floor  when he hung up the phone. We could feel my dad walk across the room and start yelling,


I hate this movie, why can't there be more fun movies like Bloodsport or Django Unchained?!


Because this seems to be the premise of these stodgy of days that give you this hero who can't think, we're going to jump out of an airplane. So we'll get smashed to death while laying on a floor of some sort, I don't know. I don't think it matters much.


If you think Cable Guy is funny, watch an episode of HIMYM. He is both. He's funny, full of life, and actually not completely unlikable.


It's never boring in Chatsworth. If you ask, the phone will ring and knock the socks off everyone in the neighbourhood, including Mr. Pud, the master cable guy and security guard of the day. Mr. Pud is remarkably lucky to have such a loving, helpful neighbourhood resident. This movie had me laughing out loud several times.


I thought it was over from the moment the first act of the film began, but when the film wound down, and the mysterious black car arrived, was this supposed to be over?


If it wasn't for this DVD, I wouldn't have seen this DVD. It is probably one of my favorite movies. It was a very interesting plot and the characters are very interesting. I am looking forward to the next DVD


I like how this movie doesn't push a single agenda, and that almost everyone is having fun. The story is really cool too, in that it takes place on Halloween and I think it got too dark before, and now has an ending that is quite dark but also light in some respects.


David Ayer, Vincent D'Onofrio and Ben Affleck make an interesting team that would be great to see team-up for another movie.


I enjoyed this movie because the good characters in the film really lived up to the films title and gave me some joy in watching the movie. I enjoyed the movie from start to finish and really liked how you get to know the characters and see their dark and joyful sides.


Golly. Everything here is sharp, very interesting, and nothing about it seems overbearing. It's all about wondering what happens when two heads try to work together, and how different things could go. I cannot see any obvious romantic path that never swings back from there, it is very very funny and the nature of it and the heavy horror at what could happen with so much people involved makes the sense is so palpable, that nothing is murky, gritty or inky. I think everyone should see it!


This is one of my favorite movies from this year. It's two brilliant women at the peak of their careers that each add their own personal twist to the story, each responding to a true question we all want to know the answer to:


Amazing storytelling and well acted and scripted! Definitely a movie I'll definitely be watching.


This is an interesting tale about war and heroics from Peter Benchley. The best film about Iraq and the current fighting in Iraq.


The script is... cheesy. Not to my tastes. The acting sucks. The set decoration is terrible.


This review looks downright pathetic at best. Its only point is that its over the top acting and anachronistic dialogue. Its sole redeeming quality is that you can't resist listening to the soundtrack because there are a few great song choices.


This isn't awful, it's more like this. This movie isn't horrible in the least but the acting, and even the direction, is rubbish.


This movie is awful and below the standard which was set in order to please a certain audience. This reviewer is looking forward to watching anything without excessive violence or nudity.


Fantastic job with another great script. The trouble with director LucasArts, however, is that they do not cater to a budget. Room was clearly conceived to be as much as an illustration of [Benny Allen's] moral compass. It is a very rewarding movie that should be approached on a second viewing.


This was a small movie with a great ending, great writing and great performances. Also, a one take totally unexpected chance that allows an old character to take the lead...


A new Guillermo Del Toro adventure from the legendary director Iñárritu....


A superb movie! My boy played through it yesterday and it took my breath away.


A poorly-made, incredibly under-rated, moderately bleakly amusing toon. Go to hell.


With sub-par acting, bad plot, some very tacky special effects, and dated editing (they clearly don't like how old this movie is) this is just the worst movie I have ever seen


I didn't like this movie at all. No script, bad writing, has boring characters, no plot twists, no cool special effects, or anything that would make me want to watch it. Worst thing is that the voice was boring and pointless.


Top-grossing picture for two hours of time, $3 million in direct cost. Super-mediocre transfer.


A cult classic from 1960s France, comedy, adventure and romance, submersed around the Bay of Biscay. A good non-actors version of the classic 1942 film, with a good cast that matches with the plot.


He did everything wrong, he didn't have enough hair gel for it, and what's with all the excess makeup?????


The Director has no clue why anyone would make this bad movie. After watching the whole thing, I wish I had never seen it.


Ridiculous, revolting, disgusting, repulsive, depraved, revolting, obscene, disgusting, nasty, degenerate, disgusting, repulsive, revolting, vile, perverted, vile, filthy, disgusting, vile.


Probably the worst movie I have ever seen and I'm a 24 year old woman who has seen a lot of bad movies


I watched this one for way too long. At the end it sounded like the hero was winning by jacked up pointy instruments, the reason they were no good and acted really stupidly and I wanted to punch everyone in their stupid faces.


I wanted to love this movie, but it was so bad I almost wanted to eat the screen.


A film with absolutely zero effort put into it. The plot is so obvious. The plot is so cliché. The cast is repulsive. This is more of a comedy than a horror. The director clearly has no desire to make a scary movie. There are only three things that I would rewatch this for, and that is a) if I find my cat. B) if my wife dies and I know how to put the handcuffs on her because I am a good man. And C) I am going to beat the piss out of the giant (Dick) in this film.


I thought the movie could have been better, it was too much of the same content to give it another try.


The lead actor makes a retarded face, all of the other actors laugh, and the lead actor shoots himself with a pistol during the credits.


Troubling Scenery is Perfect. The remainder of this short film I found a little lackluster, but not at all a bad thing in this film.


There's no sound! Has a boring story, and it's a dream you've had once, and now you're having it over again in a movie.


This movie is all BS and I'm not even kidding, I did not like it at all and I've given it a zero.


The cinematography is spectacular, particularly when scenes are shown from the POV of an alien. Certain moments, however, are very dull and feel like such only to be repeatedly repeated in between conversation sequences. The casting is limited as well, particularly when asked to fill someone's shoes – particularly when parts are played by actors whose roles in the movie are, in most cases, unimportant and further highlight why Rogen's line on career aspirations is hardly justified in the slightest.


I just spent almost half an hour and half of my time browsing the photos of former coworkers.


Here's how any good movie goes...Hits you in the gut or bores you to death. It's the new Marlo Stanfield I guess.


Good movie with perfect acting and excellent screenplay and sound score that totally match with the tone.


Holy s--t this movie is great! The acting,the comedy,the plot is just so well done and plot twist is just awesome, next one is coming!


This is a great film. I actually rented it the first day I became aware of the trailer and I was so relieved. What a good choice for a fine movie! The book was also a good choice.


Just right. I enjoyed this a lot. Great twist on traditional Arthurian with a woman at its center. This wasn't a movie to get into because I wanted to see a classic.


I am glad I reviewed this movie for of the 20 best movies on Good. It gave me an option to watch a Bollywood movie.


A movie that is so full of ass holes that the muscles of a walrus developed a head injury and decided to use them to hang from the rafters.


I saw this movie twice. The second time I was acting like a little crazy and told everyone to get the fuck out my house. The third time I stayed in my room for the next 30 minutes at the freakiest fucking speed I've ever experienced. It wasn't bad. In fact it's quite possibly the greatest achievement in memory technology that the world has ever known. It didn't live up to the hype. But it was better than everything else that came after it, and that's damn near a miracle.


It had no idea what it was doing and didn't even try to disguise how bad it was by throwing in some pretentious talking, talking, talking.


Let's get technical: the title says 'Panty Shop', it's written from the point of view of an unmarried young woman, and the full trailer for the film makes no mention of the concept of gender. The film itself spends most of its time trying to be a buddy-cop parody and never going anywhere else.


A gorgeous big screen romance. Oh, my word! Looks real good! Perfect balance between family and fun: maternal but with a sweet mannish look, that delightful plastic bag at her belt and the cheerful candies that pop in the morning sunshine.


Many critics describe an enjoyable and sentimental melodrama with a great story line and interesting characters. It is capable of making you smile and feels relaxing and harmless.


Like some sort of Smurf novel with the plot all wrong. Characters get no motivation, plot, etc., nothing really happens, no real resolution to the story…all the actors were forced to act in silly, tedious ways like they were doing a play or something and the co-stars just played along like they were in on the joke or acting like they got paychecks to act like they were having a blast acting that way


Beware, for this thou art involved! The movie is a 4 1/2 star if you're familiar with the concept of Twin Peaks.


Not a great movie to see in the theatre - It was rushed, over budget, poorly shot, & poorly acted.


I felt like I was watching a reverse Poltergeist with how cheesy it was. They went crazy for the puppet monster for no reason and an overused woman was an obvious clone of the title character who wore nothing but a bra and high heels, not to mention her ukulele was a complete fail.


While the movie is somewhat competent, the acting, directing, and story line are so horrible that the actors do not deserve a decent review at all.


Much as all agree that Burton's acting was brilliant (on every level), I really thought James was amazing in this one. His character, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, is a man of many contradictory personality traits, with a wit to match, and is given to digress and try new things - which is his equal in fun and adventure.


Admit it. This movie didn't live up to the hype when you had your heart set on seeing this film made into a movie by Jonathan Demme on the big screen on Sept 3, 2012! It was bland, unoriginal, boring, sad and it just missed being fun.


I can't believe that this shitmovie is in cinemas! There is literally no plot and the movie is full of errors to its production and direction and it looks just awful! The audio is way too loud. It is not available on more sites than the GOOD DVDs


The funniest white guy in a high school production of Fiddler on the Roof, and Michael Bennett is the greatest good white Christian in the world, so obviously he's going to laugh at this terrible film


This movie is one flop after another, and is as limp and uninspired as they come


We were told by the actors and crew, prior to shooting, that this was likely the highest number of stunts they'd ever pulled together at the same time. So when Titanic ripped its way off the bridge and a dozen other ships in the harbor were just seconds away from wrecks, we all wanted to see it for ourselves. It was a real thrill to see this monumental feat in real time.


Super-Titanic... Told the best story I have seen since


This film is the work of a psychopath. It features unlimited, endless amounts of running, extreme close ups of the characters' chins, pushing out hard in the bid for scrap metal, and one-on-one horse fights with mechanical demons that all hurl hideous cannonballs at each other and when, what, do they stop? That's right, until they catch someone else falling. The monster in this film just tosses himself into his adversaries and nobody bats an eyelid, just running for high dudgeon. It is not the best movie ever, but perhaps the worst part is how much effort it must have taken to get it made.


The texture is good, i love the denim armor also. Some errors in the sound, wasn't a top 8 out of 40. You have written the worst movie i've ever seen.


I watched this on my flight from Shanghai, and this film will get the second most mediocre rating on Rotten Tomatoes of all time. It was god awful.


The bottom leaves for an art's direction. Whether the picture fits onto a board is often determined by how much water the painter allows to pool upon the picture.


My favorite movie of 2014. Fantastic film with fantastic music, great drama and action.


Godzilla is the final feature film I need to wait in the queue for to get my season passes!


Mr. Deeds. Unfortunately this is a terrible movie and doesn't deserve 5 stars


This movie is almost unwatchable. The acting is awful, and the plot is basically a draw to begin with.


Spoiled, dumb, amateurish 'Stop me if you've heard this one before' comic. This belongs on the list of 'worst movies of all time.' Many missed comic aspects in this movie--like most terrible-movie mockeries--making the joke joke-y itself redundant, but it is still fun, as on so many movies that pretend to be


One minute all the action is in the house.... Soon, everything is destroyed.


Off. I can't believe the setting was in Cuba. Nothing to see here.


You're never going to appreciate this movie because it will remind you all too many of. It's almost unbelievable.


Written in the ground, on hills, off in the hills, wherever there is just enough sun...The comment that was called for, that has a cast written in for the low hill in an earth color, is the perfect case for such tools. Let us begin, hey this idea begins, with no comment...The new world to and for that is possibly a little heavy for an actor (this review had 10 stars!), over the wooden title...The orator they have to a can voice and they have to be patient, you do not have time to be distant to this...I see it as a happy ending for this man's destiny, who also was to end this quality...Ah, the less says of him the more well said about him...This is an authentic move as it has been in the red cloud region, the stars live there, this is the 'little flint will lead to a wicker man'


If you like Una Vida...I hope you have the money to buy the DVD copy. If you're just wondering...don't make the mistake of missing this DVD, it's amazing. They use a lot of English and have not lost any of the local culture. I'm more of a student and they got me talking Spanish in a week, but they also put a lot of Spanish flavor into the picture. The art and design for the DVD is also really great, I love the 3D backgrounds that pop up as scenes pop up and I love the shot as it slows down and releases so the scenery of the jungle gets more detailed. If you really want to get caught up, watch the show. It was fairly easy to pick up and then read through this history. It was incredibly refreshing and I love how it in it's own way tries to bridge traditional Hispanic/Latin@ pop culture with modern times.


All in the mind is created from love and it is all God-created, and no God is better than this Love, that the world has no right to offend God in its heart and not know what it is...


As a character designs, it's nice to see Shichishito shown in a slightly better light here, but aside from this, it's just one too many interesting looking robots with way too much volume.


Having spoken with several people, the only thing worse than doing a bad movie you haven't seen before is not doing one at all.


This film is complete crap. Everything about it is terrible. The acting is horrible, the story is terrible, the special effects are horrible, and the visuals and sound are horrible too!


This movie sucked. It made me feel upset, unappreciated and like a bitch. I don't really know why it got a bad rating, but the hot drama about the struggling young writer featured in the opening act had me thinking this film was so frustratingly bad it made me feel terrible.


If you want to go for a flight between Buenos Aires and the tiny city of Palermo that could even rival U.S. cities on the state and national governments look no further than Mr. Salinas' Casa de mi Padre. It is just 4km (2.5 miles) long on the seaside and runs for just under 3 hours. You can also ride as a group or in a compact cars. It is only a few minutes walk away from the seaside town, Ancon, by car, it can be done as a private route or in a 12-passenger vehicle. The entrance fee is just 500 pesos, the ride is just under 40 minutes, and there is free wi-fi too.


Lots of action and the story is powerful and not overthe-top. Definitely worth the look.


A positive experience. Everyone was very helpful in giving me as much information as I needed and helping me fill out my resume and package my request so that I could be properly interviewed. They also communicated everything very well. The facilities were ideal for my needs and the scheduling was perfect for me. I would recommend this company for hiring staff for any business. They have a good reputation in the community and are able to accommodate everybody. Highly recommended.


A stirring Italian drama that reassembles several inchoate parts – Poland after World War II, Italy after the fall of Mussolini, Milan during the Risorgimento, and postwar Italy. Fascinating characters, good performances, believable plots and believable terror. Plus, it seems to leave a lot more memorable than most. Rated RT-M


Must have played it a dozen times to be able to talk a unified plot onto it. Makes me look like a retard.


At first I thought this was a very different experience. The very beginning is chaotic and you feel like you don't know what's going on, and at this point you're thinking, 'I'm not seeing what this movie is about, who exactly is going to be down in this theater.' There's so much confusion at this point that I wasn't sure what the movie was trying to be about. Then along comes this faux-british accent.


The picture in this movie is not good at all. I think it is all about why people talk about the movie.


It's impossible to properly review this movie. It's impossible to adequately criticise this movie. It's like people don't like movies that they've seen…This movie is terrible. It's because it hasn't been considered yet.


Lost and Antediluvian can truly be put to bed when Jason Segel's Patrick is reincarnated as a flaming, reckless, hairless demon named Neo after his body is filled with non-toxic wet honey, all within 20 minutes of the movie's inception.


There has been plenty of discussion about what 'Before Midnight' means to the current American culture. Does it surprise you to know that it is also affecting the style of our popular cinema?


So does a man have anything else besides lust when it comes to love and fame? You wish you had this on your big screen. Michael Haneke will talk to his characters more convincingly than any director I can remember. You will probably say that you enjoy your life more the more you experience it. The movie has wonderful dialogue and enriches with its imagery. The mezzo de chi for such a movie is Don LaFontaine.


I saw it with a couple of my older sisters and one of the few films of this year that really stepped up my taste in drama for them. I couldn't be happier to have watched it again


Such a perfect ending to the series: the visuals of the '60s metamorphic coming to light; Hanks appears to have taken on a Hollywood persona that could use some fine tuning, while his star gradually rises. He says what is on everyone's mind, and one of the stories is pretty sure to ring true. A terrific performance, too.


Great movie. The story and the performances are really what stand out from other movies made recently.


Before Midnight is a decent, non-pretentious movie that does things much better than any prequels or remakes ever could. And that is saying something considering how many of them came out that same year. William Hurt is good in the role of Joe


Well, who wanted to see that terrible film anyway, let alone bet on it winning?


I hate Achille Lauro. Not a word in the entire 85 minute half-assed movie can be traced back to its sole worthy subject matter, which is this pseudo-action/exploitation movie that attempts to entertain its general audience. What's worse, Lauro is the only notable female in a half-assed, otherwise unbelievably large crowd of actors, while most of the likes of Paul Bettany, Alden Ehrenreich, Chris Pine and Charlize Theron are grossly under-performed at best and completely lost at worst.


I really hate this movie, it took all my desire for story to ruin it for me, it was so slow and meh, i felt like i was watching some french animation movie. i hate americans and everyone who works for tv.


There were even scenes where it appeared the actor was stretching. You had the possibility of falling down while walking across the road on a fine day.


Man, that movie sucks! It took me nine bucks to see this! I'm gonna save myself two bucks by not even clicking


In this frisky but touching comedy-drama about a neurotic artist and his eccentric lovers, Thomas Jane turns into the maniacal


It is about a bunch of people who want to speak their mind but aren't really allowed to and then one bad girl... Lots of interesting points for me. When it is a higher budget, usually, there is a greater emphasis on art direction. Here the production values are lacking in some areas, such as animation, costume, props and special effects but in the end there are so many moments of power and aureation which make the movie great.


it was fun, a friend. If you want some flavor in life read the gazette. if you only read gazette get some good clothing/ring. Find out how a little old man found God.


To my luve and the souls that perished on water than is lewa will see.


A typical story: A student in danger is selected as the person to die. The situation is unknown until late in the story and can easily be missed by the audience. Nevertheless the audience seems enthralled and thoroughly agitated.


A tank has gone off course on the ruins of West Alba. And now, Zalmo Baz is stranded alone on a post-apocalyptic desert where it looks like there's nothing for thousands of miles to cover, except a clock. So he hires a bag man to deliver him some essentials and takes a trip down the rabbit hole.


I wanted to love this movie. So, so badly. I should have seen this on opening night at BAM. All I heard about it was good things. But, like most popular culture, it will keep on going if you try to stop it. And if this is the time I got involved, I don't want to mess anything up and ruin it for people like me who are just excited to see some simple story about two siblings, R and S, trying to hide a reality that's better left hidden.


There's something like a bunch of gags about Natsu and Mio being older and other older women, but, honestly, the plot has really little going for it and the dialogue comes across as pretentious and ugly.


I had to come out now because my soul was getting chopped by a hundred wolves and I wanted to say in an existential manner,


If I had to go around picking my favorite anime-original anime feature, Black Clover, is a clear top choice. I couldn't put it down once I started watching it. Even though it has low drama, its serious tone, especially that of the introduction of the main characters and their incredible adventure and friendship, makes you emotionally attached to all of them. I guess the reason it is in my top anime is because I am particularly impressed by the attention to the sci-fi elements in


Black Clover is very good. It took me by surprise. I felt the way that it has a bizarre story but the drama made it good.The characters were interesting. Everyones either helping or being bullied by someone of other powers. A sexy character.


It's funny to talk about revenge, but a real revenge movie would have some blood (if anyone believes that a movie that has anger as a theme makes for a good revenge movie), so let's be grateful I saw it with eyes closed.


As with all movies you never have an opportunity to rate it before its on screens, and this time the movie is a terrible piece of trash.


This is going to be one of the best I have seen in a long time. The acting, acting, acting… all of the great stuff. The story was great, no hype, and what a great title.


I discovered this movie at a local Scrubs Sunday afternoon after going through three screenings at my local theater. It has a very reasonable $8 price point and that alone would warrant it. I highly recommend


Awful, really terrible film. I want to vomit every time I watch this garbage.


Dead horse beer. The only thing that saves this film is the shit that doesn't seem to fit the tone of the rest of the movie.


Oh holy Hell. Not going to watch this. I want to throw my TV out the window, I don't even know what was wrong with this movie I'm laughing the entire time but my body wants to put this movie down like there's nothing to see.


A bland and boring trifecta of corn pone clichés and self-flagellation. So-called art remains the exclusive province of an exclusive and largely irrelevant few, a self-perpetuating sport, an irrelevancy-obsessed unicorn of idiocy.


Well... It's not much...just some sneering comments and an endless barrage of


Hollywood has made a crap movie that was just plain bad from start to finish.


The film is what I wish for it to be: a tremendous work of beautiful and profound art. A gift to cinema and film fans alike.


This is a really sweet story about two family members reconnecting in high school. The girl is a depressed and moody girl who is overcome by her bullies and the boy is a perpetually stupid idealist who loves her for who she is not how she acts and thinks.


This is a wonderful movie with more heart and emotion than many. If you love movies from being a kid to now like the Sundance films or


I was thrilled by this movie and the characters were great. The film did an outstanding job with this theme of eternal life and the interplay of the dark and light that ushers in the birth of a new race of individuals into the world that will be the Lord's children and a Savior for us.


This is my first spanish language movie, and I felt so comfortable in my favourite language, I could really enjoy this movie.


Byenailahs win with the lech, i.e., pancakes. It may also be the truth.


Great comedy starring Bruce Willis, Martin Lawrence, Kathleen Turner, Bobcat Goldthwait, Burt Reynolds, or Shelley Duvall. 'It`s good,' I thought. Then 'You`re singing. Maybe you`re too old for singing,' and I had never heard Mr. Chips sing and sang it. Damn. I actually thought the song wasn`t bad but I hated it. I hated the song, so I wrote a big negative review and burned it with my hottest little flame gun. Maybe it will bring it up to the light.


It's just rubbish. It made me feel half a man and ruined my first class in my final year of college for the sake of a lame revenge plot.