I saw this in a theater as a teenager when I was making a film festival trip. The movie was perfectly bad, so the review has the half-hearted snark I tend to associate with remakes and shakily edited classic films. The real matter, however, is that the long blackout in the beginning and end—which we felt lost with the sound off—was excruciatingly time-consuming, especially if one has only five or ten minutes before the movie starts to fill the screen with lots of action and will-they-won't-they moments.


Check it out for last night on Netflix! It is a great movie and I loved how you researched and got the soundtrack right. My 5 year old loved the movie as did I and the images of me and her playing in the trash is still fresh in my mind! Such a great movie to listen to while cooking!!


Great and charming-doesn't do well in smaller towns like Sydney where most films would fail. Humorous, stylish and real there is an audience for it


With a running time of one hour, twenty-two minutes and thirty seconds,


The reason that Scrooge would pay so much attention to making the business results as precise as he could is that his realization that the product only became valuable once a certain percentage of the effect of it was recouped drove him to control every step of production: he did not feel it was enough to pay close attention only to the end results. He felt that even whether the product sold 100,000, 200,000 or 1,000,000 copies of the program, the effect of the program on the numbers the program turned out would be the same. And that was not just an attractive reality to Scrooge. This is something that a corporation owned by the equivalent of George Soros or two of his most trusted lieutenants would have seen the economic opportunity for a market. It would have seen the potential for eliminating a huge amount of the cost of each customer run, with the increases in revenues providing the resulting profits. It is because of this realization that Scrooge did not always see the job as worthless and saw value in the service that he provided, and even recognized the value in his own oversight to ensure that the results were as good as they could be.


A true classic that has blown my mind. I was here for the music. My son and I was talking about   the writing and how amazingly talented this movie was and I just had to be here. I'm almost really impressed. I was surprised that this was a film shot on location for over $16 million. The stars alone are amazing and what this movie is is a real treat for the senses. Scrooged is a must see.


I grew up with Scrooged in theaters all around the country and have watched it three or four times, including the sequel and I still see it for a great movie.


This movie is not good. I can not get past how lame it is, and it could not get a refund (I'm the kind of person who can afford it as opposed to a vacation or the like). That says a lot as an 18 year old.


I don't understand what happened here...even on the biggest movie screen in the place....what the hell were they thinking!?


Too much cheesy dialogue, slow paced, boring, difficult to enjoy, and barely resembles horror films


Usually it is the write-up, but today I will not write anything, just appreciate it. This movie has more than 2000 sets, and the series is one of the best; rather than combine them to a single movie, the series takes several movies from each set.


I hadn't seen the film before and I was thrilled with the way it flowed. The comedy of it is pretty awesome and the writing and the audience support of some of the characters was great.


On a very good film! It has enough blood, visceral action and funny writing. There's a sex scene between black and white actress and the sex scenes are well done...Best hand shake of the year!!


I think this is an excellent movie. It is very clever. It tells the story of four kids from different backgrounds coming together for one purpose. This story has a real cool story behind it.


Not worth it. Crenshaw and Mundy should be having themselves a money feeding time at the park,


Tom Cruise has one great and two middling roles, and 'War of the Worlds' sucks! I know how people give the movie four stars, but it really shouldn't be on this site!


I took this movie to see an my father, but after watching it in a darkened theatre for 30 minutes he said it was 'what you put in the dog food.'


I have a twenty year history of picking on movies that suck and getting nothing. This film was no different. I wouldn't give these ladies their money back.


There's just too much fight between the villains and the hero in this film.


This was ok. This is my first movie ever and was so excited to read about it. The screenwriter and director for


I love this movie. It wasn't very funny, but it reminded me a lot of 2002 one guy, one rock-lick movie called Collateral


Like a violent film about neighborhood car theft at midnight or a dog whose barking you can't turn off,


The story was great and this is the best. Good actors and cinematography.


With little more than a slight shift of their characters' mouths and a small number of visual 'breaks' between the shots, this chaotic picture flails away into a few familiar patterns that you've seen countless times before -- or in this case, ten times.


Showed too little variety and originality to become a permanent part of the sports screen.


It's a common problem for fantasy stories like these, with a minimum of complex plot. The monster escapes from the bowels of a castle. Your fop gets caught in a waltz of overly pleasant townspeople, while the monsters hunt the human offender. You don't normally see things like this in movies, though. Not every film needs


This movie could not even pick up a penny of theaters and grossed a tidy $11,000 in theater tickets.


I was watching a group of friends head to a beach after a night out, when a scene where a girl's armpit hair is sticking out from underneath her tank top was completely absurd.


Superbly made. A great combination of story, characters, (and) the humor and


John is a thoughtful man who can be tough to read. It was interesting to watch him react to events that were under the influence of the product he was given. This is especially true after they bought the gas station. It's nice to see the light go out of him after the character we see on the show, Adam, is dead. It was nice to watch him have such a change from being oblivious and oblivious to the crime that occurred, and was honestly surprised by how he responded. I think this is the first time we have a character like Adam on the show, and it is very touching how he lost his sense of innocence. This is one of the better episodes of the series.


Where did they find this non-performance? An All-American? No. One-note. Broke-ass movie. No twists or surprise endings.


When this movie is taken out of context... It's essentially religious satire (as those little throwaway prerecorded clips that are broadcast during your local stations). The picture of little Timmy is like a statement, similar to that of Cop Car. This version has several more original voice actors than the famous at which point it's known as 'Polly Eicher'. (Strangely, I rarely hear 'Jesus is…') It's certainly different than the other religious commentaries made of the genre, but the writers seem to be regurgitating the same commentary over and over. The message is profound, but often misinterpreted by the audience.


I'll choose Coke because the bottler's condition reminded me of my father's funeral. Love that this is not a word we would use.


The worst re-watching I've ever done of an expensively made comedy.


Give the movie up! The actors are terrible, the acting is terrible, the acting in this movie is extremely terrible… I'm glad I don't hate Christmas because it's so sad.


This movie is and has always been very bad. Its rare moments of humor are like Mike Bartlet buying a bundle of hoarded newspapers from the very well-connected local VP who happens to own a crap shop.


A truly masterful novel, filled with heart and wit and sanity-. - Mike S. Oak


Great movie. Based on Dickens novel and could be found as good in 1966 as it is now.


If there is a romance in it, it is grey because there is no light to draw it from the shadows. But it is in the middle that the film is most beautiful and terrifying, and it is in the dark that I cried the most. It is a movie that is not fearful; it is cinematic fear. It's not fear of death or disease or destiny or competition—hell, it's a fear of the responsibility we have to each other and to our loved ones. It's fear of our pain and our guilt. It's a fear of our humanity. It's a love story. It's a story that doesn't take place in a 1940s living room in New York. It's a story that takes place in the middle of a Davenport United Methodist Church, in the Mississippi Delta.


It was rated PG for a reason. It is quite a bit scarier than I anticipated, despite this being at one of those previously uncomfortably close to the edge theaters. The scenes of these adults surrounding the death of their daughter in the car and what is happening to everyone in town in regards to her grief should be very scarring to any parents. This is a beautiful film that was definitely worth it's price.


Oh my goodness! Everyone was in awe, especially my 8 year old son, who couldn't believe they were there! The scene with Scrooge and Tiny Tim has been wonderful to watch and will be read to my son at Christmas time. It's made by a classic book series author, they all seem to have a nice sense of humor about their own books and authors.


The hammy movie acted like it had too much air and was very dated. Stupid young people and teenagers acting like they're as smart as they think they are.


Boredom not need to worry, while parking lot signs must say yes!


Nice to be a fly on the wall, but what can you expect? This isn't the movie I was expecting, and I can't rate it because it's bad.


An app can show a real-life psychology experiment that proves you are a psychopath.


I don't care for how the film was filmed - what I do not like was the sexist stereotype of the seductress that is desperately trying to get married but alas her male character was a, dare I say, hindrance to her personal success.


It starts with the kind of gorgeous set design you'd expect of the worlds big hits like 'Cosmic Trio' or 'Lovecraft 3', but where things go pear-shaped is the movie itself.


Bad movie by a terrible director with meholics script... What did you think this was, communist fiction?


Our movies didn't suck, people. We knew that before you showed up!


We don't have a method. I started acting... I was grateful, with a confidence boost... I don't want to fall back into acting like I did a couple of years back when it wasn't going well for me. I have my own image that I was able to convey from what I did. I did pretty well, no complaints... Just a good way to blow off some steam, get in shape and pass time on a fun weekend.


A solid and sweet, understated comedy about an awkward young woman and her mother whose encounter is both thoroughly hilarious and thoroughly touching.


Okay, so I have not seen Trapped in the Closet yet but I am planning to so I really want to give this a good review.


I didn't enjoy this movie at all. There was lots of sex, drugs, and violence, but it was also crummy and poorly written, and the director kept throwing in twists and turns that made no sense.


Many people make good American kids movies, but this only hits about 10% of its target audience...


Despicable! I'd just like to mention that the English doesn't carry very well for this genre. The characters are too weird, the dialogue is hamfisted, the accents are cheesy, and I like my science to be extremely accurate, or be conversational.


No mention of the George Michael bug; no information about the title or main plot; has one big tangent that is clearly influenced by the


Chances are if you've never seen Pumpkins Live, you haven't seen a live show. Pumpkins brought together eight brilliant musicians from around the world, and a shotgun blast of the best and strangest in the genre, for three magical hours of pure enjoyment. If you've never had the opportunity to see the original band, now is the time.


Gorgeous action movie... If you enjoyed Invasion of the Body Snatchers, this movie will hold up perfectly.


That was cool. The film looked fun and scary as the score was nice and the cameras were stable. The added humour of Jarrod was fun too. I had a good time.


This review was fairly hard, due to some inconsistency in formatting (unbriefed, unbroken). One thing that got me at the end was a and language – certain phrases, for example


If there's any highlight in this film, it's when one of the hero's gang references stealing his ATM card (via bubblegum plug).


A brutal, earnest look at what happens to the mind of a struggling, bereft punk who stumbles into a wrong place at the wrong time in 1980 Los Angeles


It's just a bunch of stereotypes, many of which I'm sure were consciously created to appeal to a young male demographic (largely under the influence of some pretty heavy TV, video and film portrayals of young gay guys from the seventies and eighties) I thought this was kind of lame from the very start.


It's all so long-winded and illogical. While some interesting action sequences stand out, the actual story simply doesn't interest me in the slightest.


One of my fav movies of 2013 and is a great little story with a good ending. Great acting and very well paced with nothing lacking to really make you feel something.


My viewings of these indies are usually on Netflix - and even that isn't good enough for me.


What a masterpiece, this movie is destined to keep your eye glued to the screen, maybe even wish for another one. It has a dazzling cast of great characters and at the right pace. Watching it I couldn't stop thinking about all the good things happening to me and the character development of the main character


Those are some good kids you got here. That gun guy's brother? What the heck was that about? And you didn't start that fight, did you, dickhead? You made fun of him for the 1 hour you were around him.


This movie is all crap; it had no redeeming features and reminded me of a 9th grade movie I watched for entertainment reasons.


This isn't a horrible movie, but that was the only good part. At least we didn't hear our dads on the way out.


Polar Express is a wonderful end to this saga. And, while it does manage to cram a couple of cute touches into the ending that I wasn't expecting, it is a perfectly rounded end to an entertaining film.


We'd be lying if we said we hadn't been thinking about moving down here from L.A. in the fall, so this was a welcomed treat to add to our holiday heap. The visuals and the comedy and the earnest, well-done and well-acted storytelling is exactly what we wanted from this animated adventure.


Overall it is a fun, rich and engaging movie. Excellent direction and cinematography make you feel as if you are on the ship, with a romance you can't get enough of. You cannot help but smile as your hero and heroine laugh off everything.


Amazing - love the funs and personality of that second banana. Wish he got more of the scenes to play with his own 'Hush Now!' sequences


It will pique my curiosity as well as bring new experiences to my onscreen family.


The film is generally very good and the style of the film and the dialogue works very well.


After a promising showing in its American promotion, our favorite dolphin dives down again in its North African debut to live up to the measure of the first film it's launched into the stratosphere.


A weak bad movie. The film isn't good enough to be called a


It's alright, Birdman was alright, but I'll wait for the $888,000 I saved on the international version to make up for my money wasted on a $28 ticket.


I came to the theater thinking I was getting a decent movie, but I wasn't. It was a complete disgrace! It lacks character, creativity, life, story, everything a movie should have.


Boy, this movie has been SO LONG...It's starting to make me swear that I will never buy it again.


A movie whose only virtue is its dullitude and joie de vivre.


This, along with 'Birdman,' is filled to the brim with style, creativity, and characterization, with a lot of technical innovation and other fascinating ideas,


Uncle Tupelo, recorded in 1998. Poor film with no cast and no idea what it is trying to be. I find the music very childish. I'd try and be funny, but this movie makes me cringe.


In a world where only egomaniacs pretend to understand art, there's an actor who, against the odds, is one of the most genuine and impressive.


A highly underrated gem, and worth the price of admission. Was Worth The Wait For This Role


A well written, funny, and to the point movie. It's clear that star Zach Galifianakis plays a real life famous actor who has, over time, earned the right to lose himself in his film persona. This is a character that allows the viewer to be swept up in his world. It's a good plot and interesting characters. The quirky ending (coinciding with the bad life choices of an earlier character) made me smile.


is not bad, but the ending (from movie 'Rotten Tomato') felt forced and contrived.


Twilight has a captivating combination of raw sex, vampires and angst that could've done much more good.


The boss said I had to see this film and it scared the crap out of me.


Some people complain about Twilight, which I always thought was some really terrible rape-fantasy movie that


I honestly believe the last 1/10th of this film was utterly disastrous.


1 star because the movie just dragged out far too long. If you like seeing Jennifer Carpenter get brutally murdered with numerous demon hands I guess you'll like this though the ultimate climactic fight scene with the demon king at the end didn't make it any better


Despite the fact that these may have been some good ideas working together in their original form, the movie fails on almost every level imaginable and is not something anyone needs to see.


This was the worst movie i have ever seen. Why do people love this movie. In all honesty if i wanted to spend my day at the movies it would be this film but with better writing. i dont have time to sit through movies at the movies.


Some people will take an unfair decision... others will be willing to get their die blown up in order to get what they want...


They really should do a remake of Frankenstein, it is some really messed up shit.


Well, man, I just can't get in this horrible movie. Its really boring, it has awful acting, it's really cheesy, it's so melodramatic, its forced, it's incredibly predictable, and I hate the fact that in the middle of a conflict between two different genres, the only thing it kept bringing up was how right everyone was for every goddamn thing they were about.


If he was anything short of a skilled serial killer or sociopath, Robert Young was more like a cross between Steve Carell, the late Christopher Lee, and Fred Durst!


Pretty pathetic..,The performance is good.. not so funny either,really


We have about 10 minutes to sit through this long, drawn out, absolute shitfest


If a quad jumps out of a car at the movies I am going to ask my Mom if she can put him in the backseat, so I don't have to stand there and squint at his deformities.


Wrong way to introduce a new idea that requires learning how to juggle speed with quality,


As a genre flick, and because it's an awesome film, I feel strongly this belongs into our list. Without giving too much away the film takes place after an alien invasion. The number of hostile lives lost (largely genetically modified humans) was frightening and awe-inspiring. One is particularly haunting when you see the images of children who were experimented on, ripped out of their mother's womb. In spite of the age, this film was cool, intriguing and thought provoking.


Quite gruesome, (yet nice for short doses) a lot of violence, similar to Alien. Only dislike is it didn't live up to it's expectations and was created with the intention of selling to fans and losing money for it's creators.


An intelligent film with mostly solid acting, but lackluster direction and talent. The story of a wife who tries to save her children from corruption as well as a CIA operations team is boring and really not worthy of Oscar consideration.


It's a prequel for a main character. And…um…seems stupid?


This movie could have been good; we never get to see whether it was or not; and the writing is piss poor and more weak than I'd ever seen in a book of this genre; I actually really liked the characters, but I just never bought in to the plot.


A pretty well acted horror flick where there's an error at the beginning and a really bad voiceover and only to get bogged down by at least four large explosions and more stupid lore/noises after that.


A divisive piece of writing that's haunted by its own fan-wankiness, saddled by a film that's nothing more than a series of plot contrivances in an attempt to carry the story forward


The trick was only worth it because it was the only good part. Otherwise, it was a mess of weirdo plot development, perversely awful acting, and cinematic baggage so thick you have to slog through it to find the root.


The world of Mexico is ripe with organized crime, from where del Toro, at home in nature, traces the tradition that a hostile human-animal relationship slowly developed from our shared existence. Adopting such themes, it has a straightforward task: build a world of similarity, while projecting a different reality in which the two cultures are at odds. Consequently, the expression of conflict by killing, [is] not a part of the film's set, a method to avoid moral tragedy, but for a purpose.


It's a good cast of characters that even though they didn't hit any major points or pan out all that strongly they all felt real and real would make a good movie. I like the direction as well as the decent script so I wouldn't say it wasn't the best. With that said I do feel like there could be better storytelling, but other than that its solid all around.


Okay, this movie made me feel exactly like two ounces of bad coffee makes me feel.


This movie is by no means bad. Instead it is mediocre. The director is attempting to be an eccentric character. Since he seems to have access to no knowledge of any actual specialized subject related to the topic at hand he places a great deal of his narration directly related to his personal experience of driving in a certain area. Some of it is funny but most of it is a jumbled mess of needless verbiage mixed with nonsensical facts that blur together to the point of difficult comprehension or cannot be taken seriously at all.


I'm giving this star only because it's very popular. The star points for filmmaking are a bit low.


Shame on you Humble Bear! My 12 year old son loved that!


It comes off as so quick-witted that I'm excited about a few races down the line, but the rest of the film is an unmitigated hooligan.


I highly suggest NO AUDITION. Watch it for free. And if it is a horrible experience, the SPAM that followed the movie, and the post in the comments for comments like 'It was amazing' - will show the film's writer that there is no profit to be had from video rental or shareware sites, and then her/his contract with film lovers can be ended. People who don't make your list for NO AUDITION have just wasted a good twenty minutes of your life that you will never get back.


Well, with the plot, and the cameraman swiping his hand over his dick for 40 minutes, it's not something I would recommend


NICE MOVIE! Pretty good from start to finish. Maybe too long if you go at the beginning or end (one big fast moving comedy) but it works.


Art-drenched graphic novel about cops in red sneakers trying to outwit criminals


It was amazing. I felt so happy when I watched the movie. It saved me with my traffic problems. There is a sound like 'This is only a demo, continue at your own risk' and you have to press the on/off button twice or it makes some mess in the screen, but overall it is a great movie. If you have traffic trouble please check out the movie. It was helpful


Not much of a movie. A scene where Bob can't tell the difference between a kissing scene and a coke scene.


My girlfriend left me. Now I can't have sex with my girlfriend because the gun gets her!


I was searching for an inspiring film about a social reformer who did in certain Indians and immigrants


I tried to see the new Blair Witch in 3D, but my eye does not work properly in 3D, and after trying for an hour I could barely walk, despite being physically fit (says the guy in the armpit shirt with the guy with the frame - but a lot of other people are also saying it's uncomfortable too... the entire 3D movie is just a headache...


This movie is nowhere near good. Too corny, too low budget, overdone acting, and there was not one laugh.


A great movie that gave my friend the idea that he did deserve the things that he did.


When you put Gandhi and Job into the same sentence, it turns out to be a pretty sad portrayal, but overall I'm glad that this film is done. What I found good about the film, is the cinematography and visuals are good and smooth. And the performances from Farzana and Udayashree are good as well. This movie is a mystery, but that does not take away from it. The movie has something to say about life and politics. For those who want to explore more about that, I'd recommend this movie.


An enjoyable movie. The movie itself had an emotional impact which will stay with me for a long time.


Emo humour made devastating. Yet I felt the spiritual if not political, message of this epic.


I don't understand what's the point of this movie. It's so bad it might as well have a brash title.


I can't stand to put this on the internet and I will never watch this again.


This movie is a poorly thought-out comedy, filled with clichés. The plot is unrealistic and forgettable, and the acting is laughable (most of them are just following the action). Not to mention the humor is so corny and the whole thing looks and sounds so cheap and run-of-the-mill that it's laughable.


So, filmally this film is a disaster. It has no sense of time or place, most of the characters lack screen presence and storytelling, and it seems to forget it's making an independent horror film when the dialogue devolves into various quotes and homages to 1930s filmmaking. That kind of thing happens in these horror films.


These kids wanted a fake bomb to go off in the audience and ruin the movie for everyone but me.


This movie is shit. Most people love it but there are a bunch of what the hells in this episode...Probably most if not all of the problems are due to the author using a script that she wanted to show a club audience...Pretty stupid when you think about it.


Alright, next and last this had like 1 good and 1 terrible part and the rest was just racist.


Not a lot to say, but there is a nice plot and a lead that might be worth following. I enjoy seeing movies that stand out from the other movies I see every week. I hope the movie stays on the way it is going. Worth the purchase.


You have such a bad hair. Why does your underarm hair look like it's been around the block a few times and is shedding? Hair that is dry in one place should NOT be shiny. You will not get a prize for reviewing this. Again, your name is you and you can fix this.


I think it's a pretty entertaining movie, you do what your sh**** asks. But just give me a statment on why you are not in college 2 times a week, or how you can't think of a decent five minute sentence that will make me love you, then i will start to appreciate you for your talent!


The film's relentlessly dour over-reliance on foregone conclusions and boring rehashes of everything you've already seen is easily the most common disappointment of a muted holiday viewing. In lieu of a genuinely memorable tale (something I was not able to determine the film had at least once in the first 25 minutes), the stale and tiresome script and thoroughly disinterested presentation make it hard to care in the least.


The worst movie that was ever released and yet somehow managed to get released on Christmas Day and get bigger audience share than most of the TV movies that are already out on video. This is soooo bad that I just feel bad for the people who watched it and didn't like it and it completely ruins my day every single time I think about it.


The material is incredible. Simple but so polished. Seeing the show now, it's as if I didn't get to see it after all, yet this is what it meant to me, both as a filmmaker and as a man, to be given the opportunity to play right alongside this, alongside our stars, then witnessing our era come alive as it was created. Merry Christmas Ryan Reynolds


The series is picking on the Manitowoc County Sheriff's office and prosecutor Tom Kocourek. Their reports were erroneous, an anomaly in this case and should have never been submitted.


This isn't a movie, it's a crime. By all means call this the s**t show if you must. This particular piece had


The quality of some of the argumentation in this movie is greatly reduced; it certainly has no strength of any sort.


Making a Murderer is a baffling masterpiece of production design. For a series solely made for Netflix, and its use of both news footage and police detective interviews to present their twisted story it's the most shockingly thrilling watch on streaming so far.


The kid got murdered in front of my eyes! I wish they had pulled some audio from the courtroom and shown that sirens could be heard. It made me cry listening to what prosecutors and the defense played out. The focus was on the fact that not only was Steven not convicted, he got a conviction that he was automatically released without having done anything. So to me it seemed obvious to me that his conviction was motivated by race and his skin color. But I know that is way off base. I didn't see how that could be.


It was an absolutely fantastic series and the perfect one to save for Netflix at the right time.


That is how we live in 2016.  We can tear someone else's family apart just because they're different.  I don't know how anyone can take any of this seriously.  The sheriff's office is a complete failure in almost every way.  There is no investigation, there is no closure.  The sentencing should be put on hold so the truth can be presented.  There should be a new trial to address the fact that they knew Avery was innocent all along.


Our negative, dismissive review is just the tip of the iceberg as to the lack of substantive fact checking on this movie before we reached out to it for a review.


You wait and see if Rhett [Anand] is chosen or if we (my wife and I) are too narrow minded to notice the hope and hope (at least I can't speak for the others) that there will be an actual conservative Chris Pine with unknown acting ability doing alright things such as wearing a suit.


Give me a break, this movie should not have been made and the acting was awful


I realize how crazy this movie was. Most of the lines are bullshit. It takes quite a bit of a reprogramming to go to this movie again.


As I stand here in 2012, unable to understand what's been happening in my life these past fifteen years, I have nothing but the greatest respect for anyone who has stayed true to a love they felt was stronger than themselves, or who, after believing themselves broken, have chosen to pursue their dreams in earnest. And especially those who stand up and speak out when others around them don't, so they don't have to. It is the basis of all true leadership. Even when the time is desperate, when you don't have the luxury of time. Or of words. I have nothing but pure admiration for the young individuals in film who, in today's world of big megacorps and, particularly, big labels, feel the need to take a stand and fight for the creative freedom to tell good stories, whether they have the budget or they need it. And it is great to know that someone out there is sharing my sentiments.


A real shocker. Mindbender is fantastic.  It had incredible cast and extremely well written script.  It is pretty ahead of its time in so many ways and does not take itself too seriously.  Anyone that is old enough to enjoy a Stephen Sondheim play will appreciate it.


An explosive novel that smartly interweaves pop culture, grief and teenage life, Faults carries its anxieties with the full force of adult experience and smartly weaves in an interesting, nuanced story about growing up in a Christian rock band, the agony of rejection and the mixed expectations of a romance at college that blurs the lines between friendship and romance. Winner of the 2016 National Book Award and is one of the bestselling books of 2015.


It didn't live up to any of the hype; it wasn't interesting at all.


Perfect...No, not great...If the negative reviews were me I'd have left in 10 minutes.


Her aim could be described as oratorical and in a certain sense it's on the mark. It is delivered to the movies with gravitas and depth. Her footwork in this thing is as smooth as silk while in her real life that's how many speeches are delivered to persons looking on. She spoke from her heart and her words hit all of us (yes, including me who was there on the day of the premiere). I wanted to shake the guy filming the interview on his way back from the theatre.


If you like Peter and Kevin, give their next project Glass on the Bridge a watch, and a smile


It does what it tells… and more. The development of concretely-shaped microcavities is particularly noteworthy, showing how under the dynamic surface hydration, molecules can migrate into and out of different structures. I don't see how this method would apply to prebiotic chemistry in the Earth, but as a source of relevant information for future nanotechnology.


Still, in one form or another, this is how we spend our time. Life we know but not without. A statement of intent, of the direction we want to head. The saying of our destiny, as we fall, whether a rise, a fall, as is always the case. Human life is often written before it's written, and the beginning of it is not always to be found in a book. 'Glass on the Bridge' is unique in its character,. It offers us the possibility, as it depicts both the agonising end of a human life and its beginning, as with an exhalation, of a new beginning.


Hey, you're not the first person to praise this 'war movie.' This movie's effect on my investment portfolio is noticable.


I hate this movie. It's like hitting a ping pong ball in the ear with a sharp blade, because that's the only way I can describe the acting and the storyline, and all the things that aren't fleshed out in any way, except that it's similar to (5) or (8). It also tries to be too serious all the time, to the point where it's insulting and unfunny, and I don't understand why this is even worth discussing.


Please don't change the plot for the sake of changing the plot, at least do a cameo where a short, fat blonde woman takes over and never shuts up. Also, the special effects are terrible.


On-Screen Description: Maverick jets which use explosive bullets and special channels on their fins to deliver high-velocity, free-fall propelled missiles to strike targets at an incredible pace


I found the highlight reel to be bloated and I could never figure out how much of it there was as it was sort of by the chapters.


Why doesn't Obi Wan have more patience with Darth Maul when Maul complains about his big mean Sith Lord tattoo?


Holy hell this movie sucks. I won't be watching it again, and neither should you.


This movie is total garbage! I am happy to report that I had an epiphany when I was completing this review and said to myself, 'This movie must be 9/10 because I don't have the fortitude to rate a 1/10!'


Everyone goes to the lights because at this theater, where lights go up and people go to the movies, the projectionist gets a pat on the head and they all go up to the SkyBox on top of the theater to pay our fine for not showing this atrocious film.


Director: Ralph Bakshi. Written by: A Tale of Two Lovers.


This movie starts off and it's not good. I'd seen a lot worse and if this was a B-movie, I'd have walked out of there.


Virtuosity on a weak script is about the only thing I could appreciate this movie for. The performances are mostly easy. I think much of what is good about this film stems from the wonderful direction. There were a few too many explosions, which I also know don't quite fit in the contemporary universe. But if you're looking for an easy sci-fi with an original 'gangster' story, this is an excellent chance.


Only one strong camera and a cute little guy by name of Raiden turn in an extremely enjoyable and aesthetically pleasing picture. Nothing spectacular by any means, but that didn't deter me from continuing to watch. Excellent first feature of George Lucas.


Cinematography! Action, emotion, story/characters! Obi-Wan / Anakin! Darth Maul! Padme is wonderful!


In this book, we see an extraordinary story. The story of an incredibly extraordinary opera—and a portrait of a worldwide great men who played off each other at a great age in such a unique way, it's really remarkable. (the book that opened a great new door for me and prompted me to start wanting to do this even more!)


Interesting story that takes place over multiple films. Very well written and well thought out.


This feels like an entry in one of David Lynch's shows. Not much character development, the plot is all gimmicks and no major plot points or stories.


This movie is almost entirely devoid of any believable dialogue or core scenes - it's just a series of boring action setpieces as the hero  fails to find a body.


Maddo's Mind Blowers is utterly garbage from start to finish. I have no clue who made it or why they thought it was a good idea, and with a shaky script and laughable acting, we have another film that will not become a cult classic.


Wherein the journalist Gideon the First came across a lost tropical harpy in a tropical rainforest that hasn't changed since the Greek drama trilogy. Now he must search for it. Plot is same as the basic plotline, except for the new situation that the harpy must adapt to. By the way, as a city based genre this movie truly goes off the rails.


There are a lot of movie stories in this one, especially the outer space sci-fi space wars. The actors have so much fun with this movie, they don't feel tired, just done with their characters, which is actually quite rare to see as it happens with these big space battle stories and especially with the crew. They really manage to do everything in a way that it feels real and fits together at the same time. It does all the right stuff for me.


I'm not sure, to be honest. It could just as easily have been called 'Unlock Your Pride' or some other truly heinous garbage


Weak writing, big dumb action sequence. The one hero had no likable characteristics and the antagonists were deadbeat dad types.


He made the film a mess, so you'll have to guess what this film did to win awards.


The Movie is fine, if somewhat derivative; I'm afraid I will never buy another Rembrandt version; and I do feel the need to publicly shamed the makers of this pathetic clunker.


The stand-up guy mumbles a silly line that barely registers before he's laughed out of the theater.


This movie is a failure and failed to live up to the hype, and with the extra Disney branding, it ruined its young target demo.


The characters and comedy are here and I really enjoyed it. It was funny and interesting and had good references and made my Monday. Definitely worth checking out


There is about to be a learning curve of overwhelming magnitude. Probably the biggest drawback is the use of interviews. This movie is aimed at teens, and that means that many movies won't do. The


Super cheesy, but it has a very cool ending. You'd be surprised what can be done to great effects on cheesy films. It's a killer opening to the series and I'm very interested to see where the sequels will go.


A good movie. It starts off slow, but as the pace picks up it's fine. I like that they moved most of the story to video, and found a good old getaway for a teenager to enjoy. Great girl, good movie.


I read an interesting book. This movie is a f**king mess. What's next?


It's a great film. You can easily get to it with Google, if you like TV shows and really don't care who created it. I'm probably going to see the next Hobbit movie on the weekend, and there's some new Judd Apatow drama I'm going to see as well. What I haven't seen yet is anything good I haven't seen before.


I have never seen a movie that doesn't tell you everything about the young woman that stars in it, and I won't be seeing


I'm not sure if the first 15 minutes of this story have a plot and really don't feel like a movie. I'm a big fan of Sue me... maybe next time.


If this did the star a favor, they had to re-shoot the movie, and give it 3 votes rather than 4


It's done in less than a day for the viewing pleasure of the 1000 people at this viewing in New York, NY, all of whom would be less then pleased that the film have presented an so called true story – all told in three hours by Bruce Willis.


Wow, a movie on this theme of a character being stalked and concerned by her stalker. Maybe the script wasn't great - like, it wasn't written brilliantly. It just hit all the key point of creepiness. But, there was something good. In a weird way. The creepiness and the focus on the creep were interlaced. In this case, there was just enough, mixed in in ways to give it the atmosphere of a horror flick. But, by the end, it's obvious it was just supposed to scare the snot out of people, and that may have worked for the set up (but not in this one).


Very good movie and everyone (all my family, teachers and coworkers) have been thoroughly enjoying it


Think of them as a more direct version of the Silent Era than it's really possible for a non-adult at all, but once they know your name, they can just look you up in most movie directories.


At one point this movie got ripped out from some pilot you've got on your TV


There's a perviously bad scene, which in all likelihood was shot from a distance with no actual safety net in place for the director.


I wish that the part in which Melanie Greenhouse is fed (repeatedly) mounded up in a dogfood dish and torn into pieces by an alligator was played by a man.


Oh, it's awful. Half the time it looks like a cheap Madea movie.


Do I enjoy a movie that has an overly sexed up B-movie-style motion picture that has three strange people in it?


It really disappointed me in many ways, but an unexpected part of its success (outside the obvious appeal of its lead) is that it's an interesting movie. However, I struggled with the subject for a bit as I struggled with the intentions of the film. The rating points don't exactly scream suspense. So I'll try to answer a question that's been haunting me for a few months; What about Mary? And is she really a role model? If she's not a role model, who is? What about Mary has made me change my life and how do we move forward?


Movie itself is great. The story was interesting, unlike a lot of 'city based' movies on TV.


Nice soundtrack and dark atmosphere. While a bit slow at 1 hour and 39 minutes I liked the action but felt it could have been more rushed.


Greg Sestero's (Pole Projector) animated coming-of-age adventure follows an insecure middle school math teacher and an aloof guidance counselor as they search for their own happiness. The characters struggle with the benefits and burden of each parent's personality traits and every day struggles for a little more authority. That familial dynamic is a perfect backdrop to the tone-setting music by celebrated composer Danny Elfman and the striking visuals by John Stafford.


I was reminded of when I had my first kiss with my wife, there was something different about this scene, an authentic touch of the evil that exists between men and the women they love. This is a pretty light tale, but have a piece of me in every friend I make in high school. It took me awhile to get it, but this is a great film to watch, especially at night.


The exuberance, passion and intensity of Avery, (Drew Barrymore) pulls you through the narrative with an unceasing passion. All the characters have different points of view in the course of the story, but all have a strong emotional engagement and interpretation of that story as a whole. Big twist at the end.


F**k it. Not one word of actual quality in this f**king piece of sh**.


Lane Pryce survives the collapse and finds herself a prisoner of his daughter's former lover and the new wife of the Crane crime family.


Poorly made...This will definitely do better in the 'Community...There needs to be some controversy in the story...Perhaps a scene where Maggie gets kicked off of a a sand hill in Santa Monica by a corporate shark......


Swan Lake is the greatest thing since Rick Ross dropped a dime into a doughnut machine.


This movie is garbage. I expected more from Ryan Reynolds but not from him and hollywood producers.


I just completed this and got this in the VHS company. I would have given it 3/5 but this is much worse than it was advertised to be. It's a middle-grade film that just could not make it, and is instead listed as a teen flick. The actors did not have very strong voices and the performances are badly acted. The original JPG size images show a lot of CGI animation that looks truly horrible. Even if you have been spoiled by older VHS releases (to the point where you think any digital cameras are preferable to old film), this film is still a poor purchase, because even if you could get by with these bad digital video elements, they are placed in such an awkward way as to not accurately represent any live action elements at all. And if you think this is a bad movie, watch this - it may change your opinion of your own. It's really unfortunate because the second picture is real and it's the most impressive part of this poor affair.


I watched this one...but only because I had some soap to lather up in my hands, and something else to do while it took a bath...


Sandra Bullock spends most of the movie pretending to work at a call center. I have never seen an action movie this bad.


A tattered and aimless journey wrapped up in a nonsensical and melodramatic yarn,


Hooray! Sandhill Crane #5. On to #6. No complaining.


Quite an unpleasant movie. It sounds like the perfect gift for the college kid in your life who doesn't have a problem with long term plot fluff, but I would get it again, just because it is about an Iron Giant whose entire body is literally made of... WHAT?


Hey, the fat guy played by Will Smith makes a lot of comesos in movies, but at least the woman played by Linda Hamilton (right) didn't steal a huge segment of the movie.


Oddly, the kids love this movie so much, they get in the clown suit and don't tell anyone.


Ah...Finally...Yea...that was another you-can't-make-this-up-movie...not as bad as the Disney Inferno at least


This piece of crap should never have been released in 2010 and was still evergreen bullshit by 2012.


This piece of garbage was full of unbelievable stock dialog and some of the greatest lines I've ever heard. The beginning of the film starts by telling you that you're not supposed to have kids because you don't want to kill yourself with the weight of responsibility of raising them, and then the first couple of scenes build up the reason for those two statements into a convincing presentation of a terrible experience - one in which overpromise, underdeliver, and distraction destroy the families and the kids who grew up with these folks and now know them as horrible people with a death wish who aren't the kind of people you want raising a kid in your house! The 2nd act's insanity finally comes to a head with the death from a nasty bee sting involving your father, mother, brother and father-in-law, leaving you and your wife on edge and frustrated with one your just a movie that a bunch of people went to see and tried and tried and tried to make it make sense!


We saw the movie for your review. We were surprised that you thought it was decent. That being said, there are so many flaws in this film, there is really no point discussing it any further. If you are one of those fans who has been patiently waiting for this movie to hit the theaters, at least go see your passion project after the rave reviews that hit in the bookstores, on the internet, and on some of your movies' fan sites.


This movie has poor acting, poor jokes, mediocre musical numbers, terrible plot development, terrible plot flaws, dirty jokes, bland characters, clichéd storytelling and far too much exposition (I don't like explaining how to live, anyway).


AWD that movie in theaters gave a bad and disappointing experience that kept me from watching it till the end.


It's hard to make the conversation about the details of the plot too dumb to focus on why it had to be made this way.


Funny As Hell, but you'll only read two paragraphs before it starts talking about the benefits of pregopanda, 'you take this fact and use it to move closer to knowledge', and can't remember if some things were in an ambiguous order so was just pretending to be non-partisan but I still thought the director fumbled through a script because they didn't know that the tone of the movie didn't involve a lisp he was known to wear for his sunglasses and it had the poopy language I usually find in red rimmed glasses so very busy with flagrant nods to good people's works and half assed hints at what the ending is. Very dramatic and tripe by a bunch of pretentious entitled cowards and it didn't feel earned. That being said: lots of grit, a tasty dose of Tonya Harding and Forrest Gump to keep the forces of evil at bay and a New Dresses for Janet & Celine that go into cinemas for Free, please please please fuck me


Amazing! A perfect mix of soul, comedy, action, thriller and spirit.


That part when Peter Venkman's spine extends out on a wall and a guy is driving by and Mr. Venkman starts convulsing with tears in his eyes. The ending was funny as all heck and caused me to laugh out loud


There is no way to justify the complete miss of the film that incorporates elements from four different sub-genres and actively omits other necessary elements in order to be treated as just another obvious gorefest. It was so incredibly generic it made audiences shell out for the original (Kerner) movie without any intention to ever come back for this loathsome bastard.


This gets an F on what a complete ripoff of 'Night of the Living Dead.


OMG this movie can't even pull off zombies. Everything is just over-done. And despite there being some issues, this movie also sucks.


I wrote this for two reasons. One was that the title was funny and I would get it and chuckle at it and we would laugh in the car. The second reason was I wanted to bring to your attention the fact that this movie is basically a robbery in progress, giving an example of people doing awful things to poor other people to try and get money for no reason whatsoever. By writing this review I intend to point out many aspects of this film that I will wish I could change as well as hope you'll all take a moment to consider what you're watching on screen as you do so.


This movie is made by Hollywood for Hollywood's cultural cringe trying to shock people into crying.


It was hilarious the first half but it feels like I'd just been run over by a giant model locomotive midway through the movie and, even if the movie had been at least mildly entertaining, was noticeably long winded,


So this is a movie that has poor writing and misguided storytelling, with a main character that makes all of the good moments hilariously short. But when this movie is at its best, when the zombie violence and gory deaths become satirical and parody, it comes alive and blows your mind. I enjoyed this movie. I think it's a one of a kind film.


It's a coming-of-age drama about an attractive 16-year-old girl [Morticia], a quiet little girl from a school that's home to just about any poor orphan girl (slaves and night laborers). It's hard not to like Morticia as she grows up. I feel that it would be a story that a lot of women could relate to in their teenage years when growing up into women who had to hide things like their sexuality. It's important to understand that as an outsider, there are ways in which one can express and share feelings.


At length a spectator spots the deceased team in motion... his sad face and arched neck flashing like a burning bug. As the long silence grows heavier, the wails are discernible through the sealed tarp. A way into the theater. The auditorium is dead. The vital figures cannot be seen, and they can never be heard...


First off, it is a very different effect from the real night when John Mackenzie is lying face down and his face lights up the whole way. It is visually a very similar effect to where the body heat then really pops off of the zombie face. It also makes for a superb L-brained undead look. It is more creepy and powerful than I anticipated, though I am unsure if it has a frame rate limit for other players as this is not an animation client. Another bonus is that it can be set to be the only client in an environment that is rendered from the projection process of a DVS (audio streaming session), therefore virtually not using the visual and audio buffers for any frame rate other than 1-60 frames per second. Another great thing about this client is that a projected movie can always be played at the lowest possible frame rate, and the game can always get the exact full frame rate without the need for separate player plugins. One concern I have about this application is that it is not an open source project. As a result, there are few more professional alternatives and will have to depend on pay downloads to enjoy the latest hardware and games. But for less avid players, it is a nice service.


Starring George A. Romero and David Cronenberg is a tremendously entertaining sci-fi horror classic in its own right.


Its not terrible it gets the job done, but it's flat and boring and takes way too long.


F.W. Deetz delivers an experimental masterpiece. The beauty of the film is that it occasionally lingers on scenes to observe them for over three minutes, but that doesn't detract from its presentation.


Wow… THAT movie had the worst reviews! It really scared the shit out of me. I'm a chick who's lucky to get a laugh from a cussword like that, and the joke was based on a sexual act.


A potential backfire. Just a pleasure to make my friends watch films like that one and not accept the fact that it's a cheap-to-make remake.


A film, where I see what everything I've been preaching for decades is becoming clear


It does feel very dramatic, with the powerful visual and composition all taking center stage. And it pulls off the same thing as all good films do-a strong and consistent sense of some purpose. Even a car accident may be man's fault, but the rule that gives it order is a poem on morality.


It is THE best Egyptian movie i've seen. It got it spot on each of the drama, heart breaking and character development parts of this movie.


Egypt is a magical place, pure and full of wonder and potential. Be it the glorious sand dunes, thick-rimmed Nile, vivid Nile & scarlet sky, perfume of the royal sepulchers, natural beauty, and hospitable people, the Nile culture can be completely fulfilled. Those who wish to capture the beauty of Egypt, should be by way of the Egyptian Renaissance, more than by the ancient past. The Egyptian romance shows several great characters, from Gurnamen to Ma'at and from new treasures of ancient culture to magnificent beauties of Egyptian arts. This novel was full of adventure and intrigue, and produced riveting scenes in its native country, Morocco.


GOOD BAD MOVIE HAS EFFECTS AND THAT'S IT. STOP SPEAKING LIKE A CHILD.


Good/bad. Per generic plot holes, generic acting, weird story (and I say weird because it comes off as pat), and I just do not care for the female lead.


The movie is as mediocre as any movie gets. There's no plot, no character development, there is nothing to be applauded from the mere fact that that the actors are doing an okay job, at best they are being for once 'engaged'.


A great ending! A well done, well written, world class film. I loved this movie, my roommates loved it too and it's one of our favorites at our house! This was a great sequel that we enjoyed


When I got to see Gone Girl on a day pass…the most movie-watching I have ever had. Why? The dramatic material and character development, just those two factors alone made it a film that I loved to watch!


a brilliant thriller that began to grab me, the characters and the story. Hard to think of a better example of how to make a mind-bending thriller then this one.


My more typical review would be something like, 'this movie sucks' or something along those lines. But in this case, it's obviously not a bad movie, so let's do something more along the lines of 'the sequel to this film should have been called 'Shit is Out of Control' and my grandparents should have shot the director' at any way of explaining this abomination. This was a completely out of the box sequel to a popular movie so I understand some of the outrage from fans that got a kick out of it but I just didn't like it that much, regardless of what anyone thinks of it


this movie ruined my day...died like a hobo for no real reason but the opening title was pretty funky.


This movie is a really bad rom com- to the T.O. of mumblecore - nothing was good about this and no one care for the characters or plot, never wanted to stop watching and never even once gave a good review to this thing.


This director is awful... This is no good no good... No... I won't... leave you a bad one.


It's no good, it's too boring and uninspired, a slow burn and two half-hours of boring, stupid action.


This movie is really old! It feels like it was made by just people under 35; everything looks bad, it is really bad and also really misogynistic, if you ever wondered why there are so many raunchy sci-fi and fantasy movies for girls!


Abides the second to last dark night of the soul, and is filled with sorrow and fidgety minds. A hidden treasure of a fiver.


Not a bad watch I will get more but this is one of the better romantic dramas. While there was a fight early on it has all turned out quite well so far. One of my favourite sitcoms. Will try to watch next. I want to live in a place with a theatre next to every house. to tell you how much the wait was I sat here in the position I was in watching it for the first time in years without one of the members of my family being able to come. so it was pretty special and I was with other ushers on after working hard to get the auditorium ready and of course played every tune we could.


A woman who comes to Christ in desperation experiences what it means to follow Christ. She succumbs to the aflame desire to follow, despite the angst, the fear, and all the pain of realizing that you can't.


There's a lot going on in this film. I liked it. I don't have a lot of time to read reviews about movies because I see so much but since I want to mention a good movie I will read some. I thought the dialog used in the film was very good.


Ages ago, there were eleven krofs in space. Of those, four quickly exploded. But four made it back. One chose to serve with the Doctor on Gallifrey (imitation a Krof while impersonating a Krof). So those four chose Gallifrey.


Love the complete treatment of the every-day rules that start with a check and always assume things will unfold smoothly if we will follow the writer's plan. Although I do want more development in the romance between Lena and Adam, and especially in that of two more characters, but this is definitely a bonus


Most people write movie reviews around March, but I will go back to June 2008 to write a review for


Even with tiring dialogs and a slow start, this movie does a great job of showing how easy it is to love someone,


Ok it's not my opinion that this isn't awful, it's really not and I loved the awesomeness of the thicc dialog


Hooray for Jackson, he was able to lead this film to a fairly tragic, but interesting ending.


This movie is as bad as crap could possibly get, with plot that is so ridiculously twisted and convoluted you can't help but know there is some horrible joke about a wedding dress that the film would never have gotten past the movie editing bay, or the fact that this is written by a 16 year old kid who has very little writing ability. The film's ability to sell a joke involving a well-executed awkward gag in the red carpet was poor.


The writer is a dreadful artist and that the movie is terrible is a fact. Suck it.


mimicy to photos by Rich Simpson was wrong from beginning, pictures were fake, graphics dissimilar, worse controls.. inedible re-telling of what happens in time of great catastrophe and aftermaths, over graphically different characters.. same problem at end with a far from happy ending (bye bad movie)...


Your mother is depressed, so you're worried that you're going to die.


Another decent Peter Johnson entry. The content is very enjoyable and really understands the bg trope perfectly. I wouldn't call it an action film, as the car chases are not exciting. But this movie has enough action to bring you in the right mind, but still keeps it as a calm film. A+ Movie -


A well animated rags-to-riches story of this small town teenager trying to beat the odds.


I saw this movie in a tiny little theater with an unfashionable film critic, and it had the wrong cast, the wrong locations, the wrong plot, and most of all, the wrong atmosphere.


Long enough for you to recover your mind and get away with making horrible movie. You're a monster.


The plot is terrible. Let's hope it won't appear on Rotten Tomatoes


Don't be stupid. Even the French don't shit on their children, and there's not one single moment where this movie displays an ounce of decency.


This movie sucks; there is literally a goomba named hordecai, and he has access to a jetbike! HOW IS IT THAT EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE HIM AND WE NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN?


Plot is f**ked, and is clunky. Oh, and the killer looks like Steven Seagal.


I liked this movie a lot! The ideas from the movie were well done and well shown throughout. I found it the perfect mix between learning how to be a human and learning how to battle a zombie army.


All that and more, just like a good romp that evokes hard-boiled storytelling and a generous dose of heroics, along with several strong character aspects.


A solid kid-friendly film that's worth seeing, and keeping an eye out for an American release.


A decent bandit movie but it starts to lose steam pretty quickly. Almost gets boring with all the chase scenes. Don't be suprised if it was in your top 10 this year. Keep it coming!


The first 2/3 of this is just a repetitive action movie with a very strong thematic beat to it.  I'm not sure if it should be a very good movie (based on other ratings I see on here) or it's just way too slow.  I get the vibe of action movies but no real substance.  The second half is better, albeit it's weird due to a lead character returning multiple times in the movie without any growth.  It's a fun film though.  I'd recommend it to everyone!  Although that argument could also be used to knock


A massive forgettable soap opera with an abundance of songs about mother-in-law bonding, childhood guilt, and, of course, sex.


A bit awkward and rather low budget. The entire movie seems to be pre-recorded in one continuous take (and sounds like it could be a propaganda film that uses music to accentuate and emphasize the actions of the film, or a conversation). It also ends with the audience watching as the main character jumps out of the toilet and into the pool, more jarring than anything the producers could have done to communicate any kind of feelings or meaning to the audience.


I see children in high heels on a beach while a couple ride a steam roller into a collapsing building


A black & white movie that was just an excuse to put a white voice in.


I wanted to laugh, but couldn't. If this movie has any redeeming features, the only one I can see is that the girl in it looks, sounds and smells like she has bad menstrual problems.


Yeah, your movie has some very bad writing. The acting, if you can even call it that, is really out of it, and its world is just kind of a wet paper bag of a thing with a bunch of unimaginative and cliche dialogue and, well, it just sucks.


Catchin' a cold: Blonde Edition: is where the film opens up after working its way through a plethora of generic plot elements. The best half of the film deals with the titular figure's recuperation, which involves a job interview and a practice wrestling match with his


In this case, the Academy loves to punish its filmmakers. This is the 16th movie this year that needs extra work on the DVD and Blu-ray, and Hollywood can't get enough censoring and self-aggrandizing from this f***king movie.


The fact that it was bad was no real failing. But this film takes so many out of character that it could easily be considered camp. It even takes the all too common path of dark, convoluted action movies to try and make that compelling. It loses its concentration, leaving you confused by a lack of attention to details, a sloppy action choreography and some great ideas that end up being a pretentious mess to wrap around these genuinely flawed characters.


I knew the thought would leave a hole in our souls for life after death.


This review might be off base. Well, at least this movie isn't terrible.


This video I watched seemed like it was an attempt at creativity, but the commercial wasn't as fun as the flick, it is complete garbage, feel bad for the people who directed this video and for their poor kids who make this crap about being the world's most ridiculous bucket list.


If you can attend, it will have its ups and downs and its inevitable twists. But I hope the worth-while journey is better because of it. So… stop making empty promises. Use a free movie ticket as a snot cup and stop adding pennies.


A beautiful movie! It's a light hearted story with great suspense. You might not want to get it right away but after awhile you'll be singing the song,


Great movie. It made me look back at life more clearly. Best of the year for sure.


A wry and funny drama about two half-Japanese, half-Latino high-schoolers in an adolescent Los Angeles.


I really liked this movie. Very original, funny, and had the perfect ending.


A very fun fun comedy starring Dwayne Johnson. I loved the movie even if I do not understand much about it.


What sort of studios gets a straight up time-wasting, massively undiluted fucking home video experience that is simultaneously joyless and genuinely envies your professional achievement in keeping your own shit together?


A total bore. Still puffs well but the frame rate feels jerky and distorts the screen.


We bought tickets and filled out the forms, ready to head to the movies. Little did we know there was a fluke in the computer system, so it came out as a spectacular flop. I guess the live musical changes their music every 4 minutes, resulting in a complete flop and a rip off to boot.


A movie for people who can't handle any real flaws in any movie in their lives.


I'm not even going to say the first 60 seconds are bad. Everyone but Pfeffer, the director, looks like a bimbo and doesn't do anything original enough for the movie. Take it to the car show and give it the badass stage name Jackie for him to sound hot while still being cool. You make the girl feel like she knows why they get caught by policemen and find this movie hilarious. Read the reviews too. 5 minutes is not a long enough time to feel great about being told you have to watch this awful rip-off. So far, I haven't found any decent review of this review yet.


You forgot the biggest reason I would rent this movie is because it would end in an exclamation point.


Beautiful Dreamer is a beautiful film and has superb acting and the emotional scene where Robin Williams' character the dying Jimmie Dale Green is playing the piano and crying while he sings with Dolly on piano makes this film 'will stay with me' ever since I have watched it. The film features a perfect score by Kazuo Uchiyama and the entire film feels very powerful. This is definitely a movie I will be watching every week, at least one-tenth of the way through the movie.


I shouldnt even know how much you reaaally reeeeaaaaally hate 40-year-old-virgin types


An absolute red flag of a movie… This was terrible! I watched it when I was a kid and I still love the character of Brad. When he says the lady


This picture had some weird readings of where Ben and Jon thought it was important. If you read more than a few of these comments and can't make heads or tails of what they're trying to tell you, don't bother reading this review.


This movie is the last stop on a short jaunt of post love-battlesh. We're not done yet. Thanks for your time.


I have seen much worse from a top 25 title. Not my idea of a real movie or even an interesting movie. Great white male film not worth watching. It is there but your average


However this review seemed a tad on the juvenile side. The funny takes me right out of the film and everyone seemed to follow this rule anyway so had a really fun time hearing the jokes they make in what is essentially an alternative for a film with an 8.7 Rotten Rating!


This is a fine movie. It seems a little slow initially but it grows on you and is worth the time. It will take you to a whole new world in a way that I haven't seen from a movie before.


Excellent!I particularly liked Halle Berry's portrayal of a really immature uneducated woman and the guy who eventually falls in love with her. She also gave another stellar performance as a character that is a mixture of both Italian and Chinese immigrants.


Not to the point, not to any particular level, but it was a charming little trip. Alba Bell is just spot on. This doesn't blow me away but it's quite nice.


Awesome movie! This movie is perfect for the 80s teens who wish to watch something adult. The movie has charm, is super funny and very realistic. I think this movie is really touching. A really good movie.


The jokes are too far underacted and overly obtuse, so they always just be a black hole of jokes-always dead center; there's no real punchline.


I finally let it go; and once I had done that it all became old, boring, and trite.


The reason the film feels like an extension of its own identity is that Kroll only wears the whole outfit for about six and a half minutes and then dumps the pants.


The plot is, well, funner than it should be.   We have conflict with no positive resolution, we meet with two sympathetic types.   One of them (Ellie, played by Ayesha and a bit too touchy-feely in her mannerisms) seems to not be in it for the fun of it.   The other (Mikhail, played by Fievel, who is just as sharp in the screenplay as if he were indeed in it for the fun, especially toward the end) wants us to like her, but we don't, which is bad enough in its own right but especially so as to be completely inoffensive and have no dramatic impact whatsoever.


At 11:30 PM. This film is NOT worth your time at all and is a ripoff of Sucker Punch. One who even remotely likes this kind of material should not be embarrassed by the filth this film contains, and anybody who actually finds this film entertaining should STFU and move along.


Irene Alton is about the last time she was willing to do just what she needed to do to survive in the big city. I know I wouldn't have been able to keep things up to the norm, but Irene nevertheless accepts, even embracing the brokenness of life and the discomfort. It was awesome to watch her find herself back on the streets and even more satisfying that she navigated the muck. The story is sad, violent and chaotic (hence the name of the movie), but a fun and silly way to relate Irene's eventual redemption. She is over it, and she is on the right path.


Excellent movie with interesting characters and a really strong directorial twist which I did not think I would find in an animated movie. I loved the voiceover by Joel Murray. I enjoyed this movie a lot and recommend it highly.


It doesn't make sense. First the CGI is over-ambitious, then, finally, the main character doesn't seem to have any personality!


The blimp found in the North Pole is really a hexagon; the crow on the cover is definitely a bird.


This movie is totally terrible! The joke at the beginning about Mozart writing tunes by switching names is supposed to be a joke, but I can't laugh at something like this. What a misstep!


Typical Tarantino rip off. Some other commentary as to the film's important artistic aspects aside, the acting is cliché and the script is shoddy.


Good very tasty and decent, more for those that are used to premium wine than start a movie to finish it off, this movie wasn't for me as it wasn't what I look for in a film


It's OK for it to play one man can beat the 20 man orchestra and it plays Mozart.


This movie really sucked. Our daughter loved Mozart but one reason she didn't show it to us was because it was basically 10 minutes of Alfred E. Newman doing Star Wars action.


This is a terrific movie; it has enough plot to keep people turned; and the performances by at least three of the actors really fill in the emotion and the small details that make the characters unique. I highly recommend this movie, especially for those who appreciate a bit more of 'any old book' to kick-start the happy end of the day.


If you knew yourself before doing a Shakespeare play... why are you reading Shakespeare?


The picture is top notch; the scenes, especially in Vienna, just feel warm and comfortable. There is a plot to the story and while this is a controlled and soothing film by nature, it is a bittersweet pleasure nonetheless, as little girls will need to discover their feet as young adults and take the first step in their human journey, and we as humans should learn something from them.


It is awesome. This could not have better fleshed out than it is and it is outstanding from every department I have seen in a while. Better, maybe better then Batman Returns (all the way through except Batman 1) and the was actually worse then Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns (most of that is saved for this movie). A very good movie that is just good. The performances by the cast was really great, with Tom Wilkinson, Brett Dalton, Billy Crudup and Samuel L. Jackson all being just extraordinary. I believe it to be the best Star Wars movie since Empire, a fact I actually never thought possible. The only two words I could use to describe it would be spectacular and good. The great animation is amazing, and the music, like in Return of the Jedi, always keep me entertained.


Ok movie. Love the ending, it kinda makes you cry a bit and reminds you what it was really all about. It shows you a side of Mozart I didn't see before, for the whole story.


This movie is so bad I almost put this on my ranking charts I can barely see my wife see me.


Today, in a house at night, playing a little game with myself, I ended up taking a little first girl's virginity and cumming all over the walls.


The ending is all crazy nonsense. I should've left after about 20 minutes.


1x6 dark brown brocade teal has been used and abused in a bad movie and worn down with many mistakes from not washing/polishing. The main reason this has happened is as a result of the lack of protection worn down with almost no wear and tear throughout the years, I'm going to have to fix this now but I am hoping it doesn't cost over $300.


If this was made by George Romero, it would have been maybe a 3 out of 10 on a CinemaScore.


Simple but effective, as the movie progresses we learn more about our characters. The movie should really be watched in 2s with 2 drink sized halves. The song is catchy and the call backs and trivia information make this movie a great quiz game. Two can whip this one up with a little time to spare.


Seventeen is missing the joyous humour of the classic short films and the feeling of truth that comes from working into a mature idea. More films of hers should be screened with relish at our school.


See you on the other side....T hanks for telling my ex and family that I met a man who truly cared...... They didnt know I took people around the world and i would never go back on the right word that this man told me...even if he is blackmailing me...well. why would I if i truly believed the man i knew...Thank you.


The power slowly shifts from the Orphan girl, the man, to Angelus, and what follows is a graphic display of how these characters want to drive the character, the audience, crazy.


An albino man with magical heritage brutally murders a fellow albino. The story is just terrible and I just can't figure out how I would like to spend an afternoon after watching a terrible movie.


A very bad movie. The creatures they show at the end were nasty, and the film was made in 1990.


Huh, isn't it ironic that on the very same day that we watch a film I thought to be terrible, the same company decides to create a sequel that attempts to take its place.


I may love this movie but it really left a bad taste in my mouth... the sets are very tacky and just makes you feel lazy watching it and the acting is terrible


This movie is not bad. It is terrible. How could this poor project sell a million dollars, and gross no profit at all?


Hearing's OK. Filmed entirely with old televisions, there's a little tilt and re-framing that makes all the difference. Also an excellent score. 2.5


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So, come to think of it, that was kind of an original interpretation of the hell-ride thing, and we got a chuckle out of the editing of that. It was weirdly fun to see the Hellmores morph like that. I like that the demons have evolved in a lot of ways, especially since Hell Comes To Town. That scene with John plays out a lot like this one and the destruction they cause is a nice change.


I was only here to mock Sam (Eric Knudsen), the film's poor lead.


Nothing, in its elemental strangeness, surprises me, though one would expect it, given the egregious total lack of inspiration.


That scene when the camera zooms in on John Goodman's eyes - he just looks like a washed-out Ayn Rand stock photo...


I'd want the racist cretins who made this to move to Utah and leave the black people in the South alone.


Deep bass? A sentence? Things that don't happen? I could not care less.


Uncle Layne Should Have First Decided to Kill Himself at Least Once, Then Done Everything Wrong with the Body in Following Months


I just read the review, no interesting points made, and it just made me want to punch the screen.


A special performance by everyone's favorite cute, well-meaning human. If it were in red, it would be 'Katrina.'


Overall, I was pleasantly surprised by my viewing of the film. I had assumed the movie had a slant toward conspiracy theories but was pleasantly surprised. That in itself is remarkable considering this is a topic that tends to be left out of most serious and serious media. The story makes many


Of all of those things most repulsed by the cinema experience, I think that's definitely the same thing I do not want to see in the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


A beautiful film about seeing how easily everything in the world changes, watching a man, a gay man, at a party, and not having his judgment clouded by homophobia, after he reads a book to another character.


In a year full of big movies, it takes an indie picture to remind us of the beauty, wonder and compassion we can find when we trust one another and let go of the need to find our own way and become our true selves.


A girl and a dog with no name tried to defeat an evil voxel dragon by building a real estate empire on the game's geography and claimed ownership of much of what was found there.


Waiting for better batteries and something to read. Beautiful from start to finish, good actors, okay direction. Soothing ending. A little long. No suggestions. Just my opinion of a bad movie.


I'm considering the possibility that the author of this film has never witnessed a night on a roof or on a skydiving jump or something. I'm thinking that you have the obvious creative talent of a child playing with his fingers and this title is just another example of Hollywood's self-parody business.


When a writer, performing his duty as an agitator, searches on the unknown and unsettled film wasteland and acts as more narrator than critic, you do not experience an emotional climax. (For this, the writer will normally, and appropriately, receive a misandrist applause-reward). For this, the director Robert Eggers is reprimanded by his peers, but honors him anyway, and for this, we only are reminded that Eggers is among those to whom the term


Great pre-slasher; excellent silent power/silence cast acting. No plot movement except for one couple. A few bits missing from the re-write; bits that didn't make it to the screen; scenes missing dialogue and inflection, good whiplash and proper cliffhangers. Too much disappointment from those who didn't like it to the other silent and hand-drawn thriller lovers who could not see past the original picture's flaws.


Very often people will write reviews for every thing they've ever seen. Of course, the main problem is, they do not like the movie as much as they thought, and tend to fall into the category of uncaring movie enthusiasts whose review is often lazy, infomercial hype-generator masquerading as informed criticism.


Someone tells a bunch of lies to a gorgeous girl then gives them a fist up in the most painful way possible. Why are things like this ever entertaining in the first place?


A lame, uninspired trash flick that relies on cheap cliches and had no heart at all!


This movie is the definition of pointless. As if your favorite actress dies. I do not watch movies anymore so I cannot tell you how bad this one is. Nothing happens in it except Jennifer Aniston has sex, and does not do it with a chick... No I will not dignify it with any comment.


Oh, hey guys, I was saying good things about this one when it was in the theaters, but the problems keep piling up and I'll never watch a raunchy tale about fruit and sex again! Harsh.


Bland, middling, and extremely generic. Yes, I saw this and it was boring. Maybe it should have started out great, or ended great, but in between, the characters were all within a minute of each other. It ended so unceremoniously that it felt cheap to sit through it. It's a good movie by American standards, but I am not a James Bond fan and I am not all that impressed with the whole romance thing, particularly as most of the movie consists of an extended love scene. It's worth one watch just to get rid of that embarrassment.


There are no wrong answers to a problem, and it's always fun when you can help someone out, and in this case it's a character who should and had to be loved.


Do I even have to break this down? It really wasn't all that bad.


It's so bad that the movie itself, made without so much as a joke, is a joke.


I have never experienced such a bad movie and movie idea for that matter! No offense i must say i really hate to recommend this thing to anyone. I know you are watching it with your kids and loved all the fun in it so it comes as no surprise that its not good! It was honestly in the worst B movie series i have seen thus far.


This movie definitely has some cheesy and hilarious moments but has poor runtime and has little to no actual ideas on what the movie is about.


Story is, well, makes no sense; Main character I found highly irritating, uninterested in the plot, could care less, and spends most of the movie drowsy and distracted by stupidity and open conflict; Movie was beyond uninspired and wasted its two and a half hour runtime.


I know it's horrible, but for those of you that actually watch triples that's why we have a bad rating on here, right?


Awesome movie that I thought worked well for a Sylvester Stallone movie. Very well made film!


I wanted to see it since the trailer promised that it would have Kevin Sorbo's face on a hat and butt plug! Despite all this, this movie is devoid of any flaws and tells a very simple plot with no depth or story. It should have been called


If it weren't for a very distracting male voice, this is a decent dramedy.


The book presents information with very little sense or understanding. We watch it twice, and then the author comes up with some 'plot twist,' then adds some jive about how none of the characters made such a big deal out of who she has sex with, and what's that famous old school cliché about 'dealing with it like a man' (as she runs off to get more booze)? There were better ways to spend our fifty bucks (maybe you could write a review of the Roddy Piper re-release on HBO, by the way?), but I could give a (frank) witness report.


Christine is truly a beautiful film. The costumes, set design, and the music make this movie great.


A poor first outing.... (Nevermind that it won an Academy Award for Best Picture).


THIS MOVIE I CAN'T REMEMBER WITH ANY MORE CLEAR CURIOSITY. LIKE THE MOVIE WAS BREAKBEGG AND OFTEN GOT ALL DUMB ABOUT INNOCENCE BECAUSE THOSE SUPER SMART UNIONS TOOK PROBLEMS FOR THEM TO BE ROUTINELY ACTUALLY CORRECT. AND THEY'RE REALLY TERRIBLE FEW SMILES OF IT IN SMALL TALK WITH ONLY AGEING CIVILIZATION IN ITS ALLURE LACK OF REAL HUMOR AND SHREDDED SUBTEXT TO REALIZE THE TRUTH OF WHAT THEY'RE SAYING.


I gave it a B+, not really into it and it sucked on a brain dead level.


My five-year-old daughter, Erin, decided to watch the new Gravity movie that was coming out on September 9 and has made a mental note to throw up from the foul-smelling plot.


I'm not sure the movie gets it's point across; it is absurdly pretentious and bland and dull and predictable.


The only space story in the history of the film industry I can honestly call okay.


After being loved for so long I thought it had finally broken my heart, no-nothing less I just didn't feel as good as before as this latest one fell flat on its face.


Gravity is a non sequitur of grand scale, and my focus (a useful skill) is momentarily distracted


The sole issue is that the movie makes no sense and therefore makes no sense.


Maybe this book was written 30 years ago and you want to share that movie with the world.


Do I look like you?  It's never as bad as you look.


Life is like a time machine, only without the powers. It doesn't have a single one. But when you decide to turn the dial up or down, all hell breaks loose. Then, one day, you decide to take the level a little higher or lower. And everything changes.


So I didn't read any reviews before making the film, but it really does turn out better than I expected. Well done to Frank Luntz and certainly a charming film. As with all documentaries, it really goes well with some drinks and good conversation. It's a fascinating look at a great man, the macho is a small part, and, despite the evil robot, he gets us to love him. Great film. You can watch it now, rewatch it and read the reviews at www.movierepublic.com


In the 5 years since the beginning of my career I have written 2,000 script emails with 10+ studios and 45 million forms, worked with thousands of directors and writers and have worked on over 80 films. The best part of the movie I'm really thankful for is the cast who were always positive and gave us the freedom to work the script to the best of our abilities. And most importantly the set. Everyone on the set that worked so closely with the cast always left a lasting impression on me. It was an honor to be part of this project. Dora Rae, Tom Morello and the entire Back to the Future cast who you worked with and loved. I love working with you!


A terrible film which should have been ignored for being good but its return to the market after six years in bookstores seems to have done little to enhance the film's rep.


The most effective use of negative footage from a movie is a montage of camera cutaways showing different angles of the movie's camera shaking during the final action sequence of a film. The use of montage frames is standard practice in marketing film footage and uses a frame for each action-scene frame (only exception is in very elaborate special effects films which might break this rule as it cuts them at a certain cut-off point), and gives a narrative of shotting through the limits of technology, leaving the audience to decide if they liked it or not based on the audience's historical knowledge of cinema and why they thought it felt the way it did. Most commonly used is The Punisher, where the film does have two images of Cap fighting 'The Punisher,' but cuts between the two with two separate cuts of Cap's sword slitting through his head, the same speed of his kill moving behind him. It's simple and effective, as the violent (and cool) action serves to remind us that these same super-soldiers have enemies, and here these enemies come in the form of a street gang called The Punishers who make their headquarters on a church on our earth.


The Punisher is the best of Punisher stories in recent years. There's a refreshing amount of humor in this series, which benefits from an excellent antagonist, Wilson Fisk, whom he takes on in a very interesting and fascinating way. In an alternate dimension, Fisk dominates the city of New York, until a young black man comes along named Frank Castle. Having nothing to lose, Castle goes into his monster heart to hunt down his hated father. The story works on so many levels, including its all-out brutal action, great characterization, and fantastic script.


You can take a boy hero, then get him sent down to hell and give him the power to take a man down. Simple!


I would honestly recommend 'The Punisher' to anyone that is interested in the character and they need a fresh view on the character. I enjoy the story telling. I found out a lot about what is it that makes Punisher tick and why he is the way he is.


The Punisher is one of the best, most visually amazing comic books I've seen, and its easy to see why. It is beautifully shot by Peter Berkrot, with at times I could have happily enjoyed this movie out on the blacktops in Brooklyn's Blockbuster Video's back alleys.


Great actors. Good writing. I wasn't a Ted, and I was right. The movie could have been worse. But Barney's the most useless moron ever and his stupidity isn't the type that I can stand in a movie, let alone one where half the original cast turns up to perpetuate the plot. Lame.


I thought that this one had great potential, but it just went downhill from the good. Then it made a beeline for the obvious writing problems in the plot that only makes the picture even worse. Also the director was really bad and directoring of other movies is a tough subject I'll have to pick on another time.


If This Man Were Here (in a Clown Costume), He'd Move My Intention to Around the Midsection of a Boy on His Birthday.


Noted as an 'A'-class gem of TV in its format, with all of the witty direction, fun dialogue, and narrative splicing to match, the presentation and stellar soundtrack work like Swiss Army Knives. The overall quality of the production yields up a well-crafted character study, with Ted — with his head full of doubt and wearing his mother's ring for most of the movie — allowing the protagonist to shine through the lens of his seemingly-endless heart. The drama quickly interjects into a pleasing comedy that's all the better for the rare fleeting misfire in Ted's life. But the interesting twist is that every delivery in the character's journey is expertly executed, and it remains the case all the way up to the end of the project and all of its lovely ancillary content, turning the idea of film at its most participatory into a series of clever, near-tragic micro-movies.


How did you...uh oh what? This movie is garbage! The acting is terrible, the script is stupid, the plot is cliché, and the acting is absurd! There is nothing great about this movie!


Excellent Action-Sick comedy that doesn't just stand as an excellent example of what a true fan should see on his second time through.


Simple and beautiful; this looks in fact like it will be a very pretty, simple, but charming, offbeat, funny and happy film. An honest and good film that would make a lovely offering for adults or children who have all too often been ruined by cheap sentimentalism. Happy holidays from all of us at the MovieMountain!


Hells yeah!! Beautiful story and great characters. Harry looks and smells magical, Barney is a blast. Paired with the background music. Highly recommended.


It's been a long while since we were last left with Ben that needed a lot of therapy. His break from Lily really opens up new doors for the relationship on the table. While he may be stuck being Lily's ghost for the moment, there is some hope he will learn to trust again. As with the Penny Fight episode, this finale pretty much tears this one down. Not only does it have a few less scenes, but this one seems more focused in finding out how Penny left her husband. This was a fun and surprisingly poignant episode. All in all, a few things were toned down, but I guess that's what we get for feeling let down, but not complaining. 6/10


Babyfather is a wonderful show that earns the two-plus years of time its main characters devoted to each other a tremendous amount of appreciation. Stewart Olsen's portrayal of Ted Mosby on this series has quietly accumulated a well-deserved loyal fan base and I've been following the writers at the genius CW behind his audacious attempt to launch a radio series to radio show star. Ultimately, his crisis hits on the release of the 12-episode story season, which I loved and recommend highly.


A terrific first episode for the series... This is not 'Home Improvement'...


It's a combination of Friday night 'Paw Patrol' with 'Grease' in the interests of amusing.


The comedy revolves around a dysfunctional couple and the horrors they impose upon their unsuspecting society


OK, it was pretty bad. Seriously, I mean it was a no-no in the 60's and 70's. Today they still not allow them in the theater to be censored, so I wouldn't go there. This one needed a lot of time to experience the art of acting like a guy playing a yahoosky character, so you can judge for yourself.


Lol.... sometimes it's just too bad. This is not the worst movie ever to feature the actors of 'Seinfeld.'


From what I can tell, this movie is a flop in every way possible.


The first thing you will notice about this movie is that the acting seems incredibly forced and inaccurate, the second thing you will notice is that the main character is a thief/robber/deal breaker/crazy-thing so his dialogue is really, really fucked. Then there is the song, it's a stupid 70s funk-y hip hop song that is sort of ironic. It is terrible, both by it's slow tempo and it's obviously poorly written, despite the tight 80's, backing tracks.


Just five teenage boys who don't live with their parents, none will ever know what's happened to the little girl who walked away from them, feel together enough to start listening to one another when their stories turn to nightmares about murder in the sewers.


Lifehouse, hands down. From Apeiro to Doppelkopf: learndumb to Hell. Brilliant.


Oh I dunno, the central plot is kind of a mess I'm still trying to figure out why this movie ever got made,


a first half that showed action sequences rather than character development. In many areas it was superior to the last but the end seemed rushed


The Motion Picture as poor as I imagine an audience watching the film to think it is? I'm going to give this one the low score of 1 star. This movie started with two smoky blank walls which took you out of the story and are now sewn together with bland dialogue, which looks like the red boxes you get at the grocery store.


A hot wang makes hot wang-hot...until the Wiener alert goes off and finally its hot wang becomes a hulking jackass with a heart problems, the plot is even wimpier than expected...star Duane Jones is cool looking when he's working his setpiece but afterward he looks like half the person he once was and never changed a size...


I have watched this film numerous times and still cannot understand why Kirk says, 'We must destroy the Enterprise' to his ship's main computer, computer... lady, none of your business, are you?


In one of my favourite movies of the year, JJ Abrams proves once again why he is one of the best in the business. The film is gripping, thrilling and even thought provoking, often at the same time. In spite of the massive disaster the Enterprise must still be held together and we learn the plight of the crew as they deal with the demands of the Federation, their Ferengi captors and their own personal demons. Abrams' masterful direction and writing has ensured this is a true blockbuster, equal parts comic-book adventure, war movie and epic space adventure. Director J.J. Abrams delivers again in one of the finest films of the year.


Now, I've watched the whole film, a lot. There isn't really a negative I can find about the movie, except to say that Chris Pine, playing Captain Kirk, had a great case of Greed. Next time I'm on the cruise, I'll take a hairbrush instead of a longsword, because those characters don't really amount to much. My overall feeling is that the film has some merit. To those of you who are able to forgive him his tendencies, and for those of you who aren't, let me just say that you're wrong.


The review was superb. Awesomely written, from the writer's point of view, and insightful. I liked the film as well. Haul them books next time! Two thumbs up!


It begins with a refreshing breakneck speed… the tension is high… it looks gorgeous… If I didn't know better I'd swear that JJ Abrams was going to do a Star Wars